all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
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all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:12 pm
Posts: 512
: you know since gumshoe disappeared *cough*gourdyburgers*cough* I'm starting to think that birdie is so fucking lesbian
: and why is that
: ok I have to deliver this document to franziska
*lesbian orgy*
: that's why, and I'm no using the bathroom that joke is older that the judge
: watch your mouth
: where in hell you came from?
: toilet
: stop hat already i'm not a cronic masturbator*
: need alone time
: That's it OPEN NOW GATES OF HELL
to hell*
: that's why he didn't appear in apollo justice
why hello there
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:38 pm
Posts: 113
Man,why'd I change my name and become a photographer?
..And why am I in this mall full of zombies?
Frank,stay in the security room.
No!I'm going out.I've covered wars,you know.
If you say so.
Help!Help!
DON'T WORRY!*starts chainsaw*
Thanks,man.
Come with me,you'll be safe where I'm taking you!
No!I am hungry!I will not leave without food,you bastard!
Aw,damn.
Here you g--WAIT A SECOND WE ARE IN A SANDWICH SHOP.
Yes,we are!If you looked behind the counter,you would find sandwiches.
Damn.Well,let's go.
FRAAAAANK!FRAAAAAANK!FRAAAAAANK!
What is it---OH MY GOD.
T-t-thanks,man.
Why didn't you follow me?You would not have gotten bitten if you didn't go to that crowd of zombies.
I DUNNO LOL
Alright,we're nearly at the security room--
HUHHUHUHUH HEE!YOU AREN'T GETTING PASSED MEEE!AHAHA AHAHA AHAHA!
OH MY GOD ANGRY CLOWN WITH CHAINSAWS
No!I can't die now!I can't die a virgin!
HUHUHUHUHUH HAHAHAAHAHA---WHOA!
UGH!DISGUSTING!
*takes photo of Moe* FAAAAANTASTIC!
Alright,we're finally here,Larry.
Well,this place is pretty quiet and safe--
WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAH I'M SO SCARED ZOMBIES WAAAAH WAAAH BOO-HOO
Goddamnit!I'll never get any sleep!
I can't take it any more!
Me either!Here,get close to me!
last tuesday,two young men *hiccup* shot themselves in a effort*hiccup* to get away from annoying survivors.*hiccup* the survivors were promptly *hiccup* eaten by zombies.
EXCEPT FOR MEE--OH GOD
all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 512
: finally i got the divide soul seal!
: yeah we are getting back to our body
: no problem with me but...
: but nothing I'm kicking the shit out of you bitch
: my 2 cousins were killed for your fault!!! *takes out a magnum*
: o a cookie! *eats cookie*
: great there are too many people to have my alone time
: Why i am in hell?yeah so I left.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:52 pm
Posts: 455
Welcome to the annual frown competition!
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*walks in* No-one likes me...
*walks out*
I'm in ur blu, stealin ur iPodz
Gender: Male
Location: This side of oblivion.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:00 am
Posts: 57
Ein Tag, dieser ist eine Welt der Verkollkommnung! Ein in dem die Völker rein sind!
Excuse me, Herr Karma?
Es muß ein Reinigen geben! Das dritte Reich sieht, daß jene nicht gepaßten Phasen zerstört werden!
Wait, WHAT?
What's he saying?
Einmal werden die unreinen, dann wir herstellen die entscheidende Armee, nur der reinsten arischen Brüder entfernt!
...
???
Wir werden in eine vollkommene Welt geführt, wenn das motherland alle steuert!
Is your daughter like this, too?
Not really.
Bah! Die, die mit dem schwachen mit Seiten versehen, kommen nur um!
*translates quietly to judge*
...
GUILTY!!!Godot will live again!
Gender: Male
Location: In a bed for money.
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:38 pm
Posts: 47
OI
AAAHHHHHHHHH
HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON MYSTIC MAYA
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:35 am
Posts: 965
Mr. Payne what was the color of the cards that were being used the night of the murder.
I never investigated the scene myself ask Mr Wright.
Mr. Wright what was the color of the cards used that night?
In this picture I see red Red RED. So it must be red.
GAAAAAAH WTF I THOUGHT THEY WERE BLUE!
Your guilty Mr. Gavin gtfo of the courtroom
Roman Law Ace Attorney
Gender: Male
Location: In the 5th bc Century
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:06 am
Posts: 355
Excuse me, Herr Karma?
Es muß ein Reinigen geben! Das dritte Reich sieht, daß jene nicht gepaßten Phasen zerstört werden!
Wait, WHAT?
What's he saying?
Einmal werden die unreinen, dann wir herstellen die entscheidende Armee, nur der reinsten arischen Brüder entfernt!
...
???
Wir werden in eine vollkommene Welt geführt, wenn das motherland alle steuert!
Is your daughter like this, too?
Not really.
Bah! Die, die mit dem schwachen mit Seiten versehen, kommen nur um!
*translates quietly to judge*
...
GUILTY!!!
Alita x Wocky FTW!!
Gender: Male
Location: Bintaro, Indonesia
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:42 am
Posts: 182
: Oh i don't know what to do..i can't find any evidence..i know! I will call him
: Edgeworth..what's up?
: I don't know what to do
: Just look for evidences! They should be easier to spot than Sister Bikini in a bikini!
:.........
: Edgeworth?....
: Edgey needs his alone time
all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
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: NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW
: this is whip now tell me what to do
: it's useless i can read you mind whip
: you can scape my rifle I'm the beginning
: technology will beat you
: are you the weather girl?
: hi comadre
: do it for me whip
: I know you well whip you'll doGodot will live again!
Gender: Male
Location: In a bed for money.
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:38 pm
Posts: 47
Oh help me
MUHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I SHALL BECOME RULER OF MYRULE
First you need to fill out these forms for taking over.
Stand aside, i will stop you gant, from taking over...
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
but first i must fill out these hero forms.
WHILE YOU WHERE FILLING OUT THOSE FORMS I TOOK OVER MYRULE
WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
all your lulz are belong to us
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: who wants to learn cooffenese?
: me no
: ok class starts now!!!!!
: but I said no
: first lesson how to ask for cooffe, QUIERO MY COFFEE, repeat now!!
*kills themselves
: its the seventh time this week, maybe they dont want to learn cooffeenese, no they don't know what they want, next time I'll be more strict, muajajaj
: To be continued , or maybe not
: very probably not
: but they need to know cooffenese
: no they don't
AKA Dr. Bokchoy
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:44 pm
Posts: 3035
all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:12 pm
Posts: 512
: well since cooffennese classes are canceled
: noooooooooo, BLAPHEMER BLASPHEMER
: shut the hell up
: I'm going to do something new and original
: you are going to kill yourself?
: no
: you are going to let me rape inner?
no
: you are going to let me rape mia
: hell yeah ^^
: no
: you are going to give me a brain?
: I don't do miracles
: no i'm not going to kill a chicken and use it as a ball !!!!!!!!!!
: we are going to make dates both pw characters and those asholes the very nice people in court-records
: firstwe are going to give a pair to the old ones
and 
: eh what the hell *hunter takes him to an closet and punches him
: this is nothing compared to old japanese sake bars with sashimi *1 hour later*
: yeah you are right, I remember best restaurant at 1890 when ...*1 hour later
(waiter) *kills himself
: where had you been all my life?
and
kiss each other and everyone in the restaurant kills themselves*
and
: MY EYES MY POOR EYES!!!!!!!
: ok that ends for now if you want to participate send a pm to me or send me a dolar by mail ^^
: idiots e_e
: no fair bitch cooffenese is the most important languague and...
youtube.com/stupidiotz
Gender: Female
Location: In a house, on a street, on a block, in a town, in a city, in a county, in a state, in a country....
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:47 am
Posts: 99
YUM! Eating snackoo's on Godot's office is fun!
ZOMG!
WHAT THE FREAKING HECK?!
You-you're violating... the... RUUUUUUULEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!
EH!? What rulez? I WAS NEVER INFORMED!
Oh... I'll tell you the rules, if you want.
Sure, I have the time (and the snakoo's...)
Okay. Rule #1: COFE ROCKS! *rambles on, and on, and on, and on...*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THE TORTURE! THE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(GamerErman2001, gantifyed my ava!)Little Miss Cynic
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:48 am
Posts: 4
A Witch! We have found a witch may we burn her?
How do you know that she is a witch?
Because she looks like one!
I am not a witch I am not a witch! They dressed me up like this, and this is not my nose it is a false one!
Well we did do the nose, and the hat.
She has a wort.
Why do you think that she is a witch?
Ah she turned me into a newt.
gives him a disbelieving look]
A newt?
Well I got better.
Burn her anyway.
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Burn them!
Now, what do burn besides witches?
More witches!
and silence]
Wood?
So why do witches burn?
Because there made of wood?
So how do you tell if she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
Ah but cant you also build bridges out of stone?
Oh right
Tell me does wood sink?
No it floats.
What also floats in water?
A duck!
Exactly!
So if she weighs as much as a duck she is made of wood.
And therefore!
A WITCH!
We shall use my largest scales.
It's a fair cop.
all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
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Posts: 512
(lax 2 much) : hi there
(leeling793) : hey what the hell
: welcome
: hi, are you ready for your date
: are you going to pay me?
: no
: hey wait a minute we are both girls we aren't lesbian you know
: well your dates are about to arrive
arrives with a bag
: have your churo
: for your date lax 2 much is going to be *dramatic silence
*
: Hey why did you punched me and put me in that bag, that's not my rule
: I have a bad feeling about this
: and yours leeling *another dramatic silence
: I hate you so much hunter
: ayup welcome to yanni's nodles
: hum here saids that we are going to ride boats
: THAT'S LIE HERE i HAVE THE BEST NODDLES IN THE WORLD
: well at least you have cooffe here?
: nop
: no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
: since this is going too boring I'm adding some action
dies (:matt: : hell yeah!!)
: There's something left to do
: 
gets eaten
: great idea genius, well since I'm in trucy's body I think I can do something feel the power of... magic panties
is eaten
: crybaby
and
are eaten
(dress as mickey mouse) : welcome to disney world
what the hell, I didn't know that there were ausement parks in tigers bellies
: well the writer here is kind of drunk so anything is possible
: I'm starving
: need more cooffe...
: hey I mastered the magic panties trick ^^
: need my alone time
: why do I have to be with the chronic masturbator?
: because that's my rule
: a new one more to the law book, well lets eat something
: welcome to space pizza what's your order
: cooffe!!!!!!!
: and your pizza?
: with cooffe!!!!!!
: why do I have to be with to cooffe adict?
: because that's my ..
*kills him
: need my alone time...
*kills him
: I think that the date is over
: godot how was your date?
: like a cooffe with cream (translation from cooffenese: they tried to kill me)
: and yours lax 2 much?
: I'm going to kill you
: no the contract you signed protects me ^^
: how was your date edgeworth
: I need my alone time here and now *takes out pants
: and yours leeling?
*kills
* it sucked!!!!!!!!!!
yeah you bitch!!!!!!
: well I was kind of stingy but...
: KIND OF!!??!!!!
see you next time and remember to participate you just need to send me a pm see you around *runs
shot him
Little Miss Cynic
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Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 4
Welcome to Court Records: Evening at the improv. Up now we have a very talented, very hip new comedian. Please make him welcome, it's Ron DeLite!
Err, hi. So, so there's these two c-cannibals, and - and they're eating a clown.
Take it off! Come on love-buns!
Uh, uh uh, so anyway, one cannibal looks at the other and goes, does this taste funny to you?
COME ON, TAKE IT OFF!
Ma'am, the management has already warned you about this. They won't warn you again.
But, but but...
Now, now, Ma'am, Chippendale's is just around the corner. I'm sure Mr. Edgeworth can get you in easy.
all your lulz are belong to us
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(reading the old funnies) : jaja pictionary
: foolish fool you are suppose to be writing a funny
: admit it you are a lazy bastard
: when are going to continue my clases
: and thanks to you mr nick is death
: that was a clone pearls
: fuck
: what did you said?
: nothing , your life is wonderful, well I'm going to do something stupid let me see oh yeah a spring break special ^^
: too many targets to rape and so lttle time, oh fuck we are in air
: welcome to our perfect spring break special
: ok we are going to ask this bitch I mean lovely girl
: hi there
: is it true that here you can drink tequila without the police harrasment
: wanna see my boobs?
: are you under 18?
no
: not interested
: so what is the cultural diferences btween mexico and U.S.A?
: no bikini !!!! *wink* *runs naked
: hell yeah!!!!!
: well in this case We are going to interview someone less stupid
(as a mexican ) : ola tecolines?
:WILL KARMA FIND SOMEONE NOT STUPID?Godot will live again!
Gender: Male
Location: In a bed for money.
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:38 pm
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I can make my hair turn grey
I don't care
Ta da
...
Edgy needs his alone time.
Got his Psychology degree in Borginia
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:32 pm
Posts: 678
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:55 pm
Posts: 2169


Got his Psychology degree in Borginia
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:32 pm
Posts: 678
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:55 pm
Posts: 2169


all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:55 pm
Posts: 2169
I am complete!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
Wait! wait! Wait!
Fuck, fuck, fuck
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And what if *i* win?
then you can take Iris back to hell...
What?
trust me Iris, its the only way,
What the fuck are you talking about?
to be your little bitch.
Noooooo!
cmon Iris bring the thundah
there's just no way that we can win,
listen to me
he fucks too hard because he's not a mortal man
goddamn-it Iris,
girl, we've been through so much shit,
deactivated lasers with my Nick
now its time to blow this rapist down!
C'mon Iris now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Dahlia now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Iris cuz it's time to blow doors down
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
Hey anti-christ-er, Dick-loss,
NOOOO!
From whence you came you shall remain,


Gender: Female
Location: Poland
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2169


Gender: Female
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2169
Aaaaaa, Aaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaaa,
*on fire*
*Tosses mic aside* I do not need, (
he does not need)
a microphone (
a microphone)
My voice is fuckin, (
fuckin)
Powerful!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH !
*Points at LeTouse* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*beard asplodes*
Sorry
I did not mean, (
he did not mean)
to blow your mind (
to blow your mind)
But that should happen to me,
all the time!
Now take a look (
take a look)
tell me what do you see? (
what do you see?)
We got the Dick of Destinyyyyyyyy!
AAAH! Arghhh!!


Live Life To It's Full, Sweet Flavor!
Gender: Male
Location: Planet Earth, Somewhere In Europe?
Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 12
Live Life To It's Full, Sweet Flavor!
Gender: Male
Location: Planet Earth, Somewhere In Europe?
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:53 pm
Posts: 12
Did you hear about those hilarious video's on YouTube?
Nope, Sorry, I didn't
Well, You should really check them out! These two YouTuber's both have hilarious video's on both of their pages.
Do you have any evidence to prove this?
...
...
...
...
ANYWAY! This user, Saalvatorio, has some live-action movies, and some video game spots, and some soundtracks from The Chronicles of Narnia and Stubbs the Zombie. He also has just started to make some really hilarious Phoenix Wright Parodies.
W-Well, maybe I will check this out.
And SargentComedy, the other user, don't get me started on him! He has so many funny video's that I about killed over right there in the computer chair from laughing! LOL!
H-Heehee!!!
Here are the links to their YouTube Channels!
YAAAAAAYYYY!!!! =D
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
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*Puts gun down* Aw, come on, Mori, if anyone's gonna touch you...
(You'll kick his ass? ...=D)
... it's gonna be ME.
D=
Lets see what's on TV... oh look! Hawthorne D in the Dick Of Destiny!
Can't... reach.. dick... Wait! theres a button there! i thing it might deactivate the lasers!
The Nick...
Huh?
Use the Nick!
Oh. FEENIE!
*Falls out of nowhere* OH HI DOLLIE! *runs like a maniac, then hits the button, collapses and dies*
Now i didn't even need to poison him!
Grab the dick!
Ok, ok! *Grabs Dick*
Hey pal. be gentle, okay?
No way, dick.
..What the hell.


all your lulz are belong to us
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*death*
: How about killed everyone left to be number one
: If you are #1 You'll have sex with me
: come now I killed all your guards
: Eh? Well who are you?
: the one who will kill you, Do you know what this place is, Is where dreams become true , You have dreamed too much
: zzzzzzZzZZzZ
: wake up!!!!!!!!!
: eh what, who are you?
*takes beam katana
*takes giant sword
jumps and hitting him multiple times but then
clones himself , larry killed them all and then in their struggle he cuts
arms
: I been waiting for this moment when... ZzZZzZ
*kills him with beam katana
: congratulations larry now you are rank 10 *takes photos
: You'll have sex with me I'f im number 1?
: maybe
: please just once!!!!!!!
wonderful!!!
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
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Location: Hugging MMF!
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Got his Psychology degree in Borginia
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 678
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
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UGHH! HIS HEART! ITS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE!
3...2...1... CLEAR!
Phew. its beating again.
Uhh, his cock erected...
GODAMNIT, WHY CANT WE HAVE AN OPERATION WITH THE PAITENT PUTTING PANTS ON!?
ITS THE GUILT!!! EWW!!
3...2...1..
IMA FIERIN MAH LAZAH!!!!
BLARRGHHH! *Guilt asplodes*
Okay. Mr. Gant. the good news is...
Yes?
We got the GUILT removed. the bad news is that you now have HIV.
W-W-W-W-W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?! *collapses*
Nice work, Dr. Stiles.

