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"Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Let the dream begin~
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Location: Gant's Office? Nah, I wish, either my desk, my room, or school.
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All I ask is that you keep major spoilers ((like ending game/case spoilers, major things that stick in your head once you know them. Just use them discreetely.)) That you keep those spoilers in the respective spoiler tags.
That being said, let's go!
"I must not spy on Edgeworth while he has his alone time."
"Damon Gant's Organ is not a plaything."
"Damon Gant's musical Organ is not a plaything either."
"Luke Atmey's monocle does not have X-ray vision and I will stop saying that it does."
"I will stop saying what I think goes on behind Shelly DeKiller's trust bonding."
"Saying 'what did you say, Sonny? I couldn't hear you!' To Furio Tigre is a bad idea."
With that being said, go wild.
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Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright ((Possible spoilers for all games
How could I be evil?
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"I must not start adult conversations in front of Pearl."
"I shall not go into great lengths to prove whether Lisa Basil is a robot or not."
"Trying to crack a waif goth joke while Viola is serving coffee is not good for my health."
"Godot does not suffer from RRoD, and I must not attempt to repair him."
(How did I do?)
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright ((Possible spoilers for all games
Let the dream begin~
Gender: Female
Location: Gant's Office? Nah, I wish, either my desk, my room, or school.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:21 am
Posts: 684
"Manfred von Karma does not have a tazer fetish. Saying that he does is a deathwish."
"That being said, Franziska von Karma does not have a whip fetish. It's for work only."
"Redd White is not a giant glitter machine no matter what I think."
"Victor Kudo does not like being teased with my friends in Tres Bien uniforms."
"I am not allowed to let Missle be in the same room as Shoe."
"Gantrape is a meme, not a ligitimate excuse."
"I am not allowed to pass Dr. Hotti as the new school nurse."
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
-Turkish Proverb
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Location: Fandomland
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:38 pm
Posts: 536
I will not joke about codependents in front of Adrian Andrews.
I will not comment on the Ho Yay fiction trope around Phoenix and Edgeworth.
((I'll come up with more tomorrow...I'm so freakin' tired right now.))
kristoff r ebil. ph33r h1m. Ava by Vickinator.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Licensed Smartass
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Location: Israel
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* As much I want to, I will not use Apollo's hair as a murder weapon.
* If I want to become a lawyer, I will not go to law school, I will instead invest in cardboard.
* I will not ask about Magical Panties. Ever.
* I will not go to court without full armor. Ever.
* I will not grow out my bangs. This will only lead to schizophrenia.
* Only the guilty have hair that is larger then their head.
* I will not play poker. Nothing good can come of it.
So, I've been giving this egg business a shot. Click for glory!
Spoiler: Eggs and Hatchlings
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
It's Hell trying to get to Heaven
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Location: the verge of insanity
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• Never shine a bright light at Redd White.
• Larry will never get a girlfriend that won't break up with him by the end of the week.
• Moe will never be funny. EVER.
• Mr. Wellington has a squishy face and likes large bananas.
• Dahlia is another word for "bitch".
• Godot is actually a human toaster.
• Luke Atmey's nose isn't really a nose.
• If you go to a cliché prison, don't try to bite off your ball and chain.
• It is possible to be a successful gambling hobo.
• Apollo never hit puberty.
• Being a lawyer isn't at fun as the games suggest.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Give her the dick.
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Location: ctf_2fort
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"Ripping Penny's trading cards gets me a new one."
Spoiler: 4-4 Spoilers
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
It's Hell trying to get to Heaven
Gender: Male
Location: the verge of insanity
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:30 am
Posts: 343
• Never get your portrait painted while cleaning the toilet.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Let the dream begin~
Gender: Female
Location: Gant's Office? Nah, I wish, either my desk, my room, or school.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:21 am
Posts: 684
That being said....
"Shelly DeKiller Pole-Dancing is not an extreme sport."
"Pearl's hair is not something to be bounced by me no matter how bouncy it is when she jumps."
"I will not dance around singing Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!"
"I am not allowed to speak my opinion on what Luke Atmey does with his nose."
"I will not pretend to be the weather girl in front of Dr. Grey."
"Taunting Dr. Hotti with possibly coming to him for a checkup is mean and dangerous to my health."
"Gant's hair is not a source of electricity and I will stop attaching wires to it at once."
"I will not sing Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy in front of Jake Marshall."
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
How could I be evil?
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Posts: 135
- I will never again press someone when they say they were "pooped".
- I shall always stay away from red-haired girls... (
)- My meals shall always be as good or bad as my performance...
- I will not pour sugar, milk or cream into my coffee.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Let the dream begin~
Gender: Female
Location: Gant's Office? Nah, I wish, either my desk, my room, or school.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:21 am
Posts: 684
"I am not allowed to mock Furio Tigre's pink moped."
"Asking Gant if I can play his Organ is asking to be misunderstood."
"I am not allowed to bring PW characters to school."
"Especially Gant."
"If I ever do bring Gant to school, I am not allowed to let him loose in the girl's locker room."
"Same with Hotti."
"Same with Victor Kudo."
"Winston Payne's intimate life (or lack thereof) is none of my business."
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
It's Hell trying to get to Heaven
Gender: Male
Location: the verge of insanity
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:30 am
Posts: 343
• Never let Damon Gant loose at a public swimming pool.
• Want to lose something? Give it to Ron DeLite!
• Hemorrhoids are a BAD topic to start a conversation with.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Spriting phailure
Gender: Female
Location: Owensboro KY
Rank: Prosecutor
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~Killers are always witnesses.
~Lake monsters are air compressors.
~Cute girls always lie. (
) Sorry, Godot.~Detectives aren't actually very good at investigating, no matter if they like to or not (
)~You might be shot for that in Texas
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Magical isn't it?
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-- You should never interrupt Gant. NEVER.
-- Fransizka does NOT use her whip in intimacy, as much as she'd like to.
-- Bananas and baseball gloves are total the same thing.
-- Engarde DIDN'T get those scratches from Shoe, even though he starved him for a week. (Poor Kitty x_x)
| Retired from the RP Section |
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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-You must not eat Ron's cinnamon buns or Pearly's pretzel.
-Never question Maya's number of stomachs.
Lovely Rita
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
I don't even get a hug?
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-Never question a von Karma's perfection.
-It's impossible to wake up Yanni Yogi.
-Don't joke about the poor in front of Gumshoe.
-Regardless of how similar he is to him, never call Matt Engarde 'Two-Face'.
-Never EVER compliment Jean Armstrong if you're male.
-Remember, drinking seventeen cups of coffee in one day is a health risk.
-If you get hit by a car and fly thirty feet into a pole, you will have more than a sprained ankle.
-Everyone has some form of a dark past. Everyone.
-Never joke about suicide around Adrian Andrews.
-Never say 'Over my dead body' to Shelly de Killer.
-That damn weathergirl is always wrong.
R.I.P. Michael Jackson. August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009.
R.I.P. Bruce Lee. November 27, 1940 - July 20, 1973.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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-You MUST make a video of Edgy's alone time and post it on YouTube in order to get a raise from him.
Lovely Rita
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
-Turkish Proverb
Gender: None specified
Location: Fandomland
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:38 pm
Posts: 536
-I will not joke about 'Single Female Lawyer' in front of Mia.
-I will not go swimming with Gant.
-On that note, I will not ever be alone with Gant.
-Installing secret cameras in the room that the hitman I hired will kill in only makes matters worse and will only further prove that I am a psychopath.
kristoff r ebil. ph33r h1m. Ava by Vickinator.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Spriting phailure
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~Either that or he's trying to have a staring contest.
~Feys always have weird hair. (
)~Pretty girls always use poison. (
)~Parrots and radios are allowed in a court of law.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
How could I be evil?
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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- I will NOT bring a space helmet and/or a blue uniform to Adrian and tell her "try these on for size".
- It's not funny to hide Mike Meekins' cuff keys and watch him search for them repeatedly after he chokes himself with the cuffs.
- I will not take Franziska's whip and replace it with a long taffy strip.
- I must not cut Lotta's hair and use it to wash the dishes.
- I must not trap Godot in a maze and mark the directions to escape on red paint.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
-Turkish Proverb
Gender: None specified
Location: Fandomland
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:38 pm
Posts: 536
I will not be alone in religious buildings' courtyards at night.
I will not date a red-headed yandere who expresses no remorse at killing people.
I will not bring up Patrick Star in a conversation with April May.
*why is it that I can only come up with these at two in the morning?*
kristoff r ebil. ph33r h1m. Ava by Vickinator.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Spriting phailure
Gender: Female
Location: Owensboro KY
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 936
~I will not upset old snappy prosecutors (
) lest I be tazed.~I will not comment on the judge's senility.
~Magicians (
) are always bad luck.~People can fly (
)
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Here I am! The tragic clown...
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Location: Chillin at Tres Bien
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(Witty Name Here) wrote:
-I will not joke about 'Single Female Lawyer' in front of Mia.
SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER, FIGHTING FOR HER CLIENT
WEARING SEXY MINISKIRTS AND BEING SELF RELIANT!
- I will not surmise that the murder weapon is under the judge's bench.
- People who have small animals flying around them are GUILTY. [
, 
]- I will not accept coffee. From anyone. EVER.
- I will never bring up the song You're Crashing, But You're No Wave in the CR forums...
-...Damn.
- I will never try to disassemble Lisa Basil.
- I will never send memos to Godot in red pen.
Krissy x Dahlia, Edgey x Feenie, and Klavi x Ema, for the epic win. <3
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Gender: Female
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- The Eldoon family has a history of high blood pressure.
- Daryan's hair is NOT phallic.
- Shelly DeKiller's face does not resemble a football or a baseball.
- Never question how the Judge's younger brother feels about something.
- Yes, the Judge is immortal.
- Even if it's the truth, no one will believe you if you claim to be Masque*DeMasque.
- If you have a Hispanic name, things will not turn out well for you... (
) - Never question the scientific method. Failure to comply with this rule will result in more than a flesh wound.
My CR family~ Mother: Naturally Lazy//Father: Phoenix_Apollo//Brothers: JadeRoach and Game Over
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
You're not the only ones waiting...
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Location: Out of my mind. Won't be back anytime soon.
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Posts: 249
or 
. Or for that matter, 
.I will not sing "Rudolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" in front of
.Don't ask what's under Gumshoe's bandage.
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Viola's bandage will never be removed as some sort of fashion statement.
Lovely Rita
Re: "Rules" for Phoenix Wright- Possible spoilers for all games.
Otaku, #1 Machi fan, #2 Machi Fan
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Location: Engl- Ooh, over 3000 posts. (England)
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"I will not chew on Pearl's hair, no matter how hungry I am for a snack."
"Daryan's hair is not assaulting you."
"Daryan didn't take child grabbing lessons for Machi."
"I shall not question where Adrian's glasses come from."
"When meeting with Wellington, I shall not start munching on bananas."
"It's a stepladder."
"It's a ladder."
"Forget that last rule, it's a stepladder."
Guest rule: "Meow."
"Do not bet on a staring contest with Damon Gant."
"I will not bring my pet butterflies to Dahlia."
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGANT
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