<3 <3 <3
Gender: Female
Location: your mom's bed. hurp durp
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Two: Awesome defense attorneys never get guilty clients.
Three: All witnesses are liars.
Four: People with Southern accents are SADISTS (
). Five: Girls with top-knots tend to follow around lawyers. (
)Six: You can always save and come back.
Seven: Whipping people in court is a-OK. (
)Eight: If you're stuck, your dead teacher can always get you out of it.
Nine: Magic and ghosts are real.
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:09 pm
Posts: 113
Srry, but I don't quite agree with you on this:
wasn't innocent at all...
Gender: Male
Location: Hungary
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:15 pm
Posts: 1019
Two: Perjury is not a crime.
Three: The victim never writes down the killer's name.
HOT STEPPIN' FFFFFFFFF
Gender: Female
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1182
Haha. Forgot about that one.
Uhmm.
Lawyers save their game before they present a vital piece of evidence, and then try to do it as many times as they want until they get it right, and restart the game so they won't fail.
Property of Big Corporate Things Inc.
Gender: Female
Location: Wait... It depends, which way is up?
Rank: Ace Attorney
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- Coffee is better without milk or sugar, and it'd better be Godot blend #107.
- The difference between a ladder and a stepladder.
- You should ALWAYS show things to people you meet.
- People with stitches are assassins.
- Jumping off a cliff into a river sixty feet below is dangerous; you'll catch a cold.
- When something smells, it's usually the Butz.
- Anything can be a clock. Anything.
<3 <3 <3
Gender: Female
Location: your mom's bed. hurp durp
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Srry, but I don't quite agree with you on this:x3 -only on 2-2-
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:03 pm
Posts: 931
Surf's Up!
Gender: Male
Location: The gloomiest place on earth (i.e. the UK)
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:34 pm
Posts: 2257
Gender: Female
Location: Rasu Begasu
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:53 pm
Posts: 2038
Caring for others is one of the greatest virtues. Friends are the most important things you can have.
There is always a way to discover the truth, no matter how hopeless things may seem.
Nobody's perfect. "Perfection" is boring and irrelevant. It's the imperfections that make us human.
My CR family~ Mother: Naturally Lazy//Father: Phoenix_Apollo//Brothers: JadeRoach and Game Over
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Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 278
Thanks to Glace Leau and Vickinator for the signature and avatar!
Married to Xero Wright! <3
Click here to join the TWEWY RP group at dA!
Top Detective
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:11 am
Posts: 14
Gender: Male
Location: Germany
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:04 pm
Posts: 55
1000% Knight
Gender: Male
Rank: Moderators
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:06 pm
Posts: 6932
Death has no meaning in the courtroom. Neither does assault or perjury.
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:04 am
Posts: 60
The Green Haired Man
Gender: Male
Location: HERE
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:36 am
Posts: 5
-Classy ladies poison coffee.
-A parrot's testimony holds in a court of law.
-How to laugh at stepladders...
...The fuck?
Gender: Male
Location: <3
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:28 am
Posts: 128
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Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
Gender: Female
Location: Donuts.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 716
-The other prosecutors suck or turn out to be rock stars.
-Nobody is above the law, unless you can blame someone else.
-People can lose all their hair at once if they lose bad enough.
-The witnesses always lie!
More serious ones:
-The truth will always reveal itself to those who seek it.
-Friendships can last longer than a lifetime.
-You need to keep fighting for what is right, always.
-People who seek perfection never achieve it.
-Don't always accept things as they seem, for there is usually more to the story than may first appear.
-What is right is not always easy; what is easy is not always right.
-If you have reasonable doubt, TRUST THAT DOUBT!
-When all else fails, trust your instincts.
...That took a while. XD
Thanks to the combined awesomeness of Ceres and the Vickinator, I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
...Just kidding. But check out the sig they made me!
CARS ARE FOOD!!!
Gender: Male
Location: The Dub-Vee. What you know about that?
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:00 pm
Posts: 178
Cute girls ALWAYS lie.
"No. I just don't fear death."
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No DSis in the courtroom please.
Gender: Female
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:35 pm
Posts: 2626
hah.If you speak all mysterous like, no one will question the big mask on your head.
Throwing things at defence attorneys in the middle of court is ok.
To be a prosecutor, you have to have awesome hair... or at least hair that changes
Never ever accept a little bottle necklace as a gift.
Prosecuting Surgeon
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:00 pm
Posts: 10
The most important lesson!
In The Middle of It Now
Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:53 pm
Posts: 586
Bling is Evil.
HOBOS. ROCK.
Having the word Mystic put in front of your name gives you eternal protection by
.All skinny girls are sexy, apparently.
Lisa Basil is NOT A ROBOT.
White Headgear makes you weird.
And last, but not least...
Having a Foreign name MAKES YOU SEXY.
EINSPRUCH!
Gender: Female
Location: Southern United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:57 pm
Posts: 50
To be a defense attorney, you have to have an unnormal hairstyle.
((Mia's an acception))Avoid anybody and everybody with the last name Von Karma
Swimming might not always be the best idea
Old people are crazy
Just because somebody wears sunglasses doesn't mean they are blind.I know a lot of those were probably really stupid, but that's too bad.
No DSis in the courtroom please.
Gender: Female
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:35 pm
Posts: 2626
No matter how many times Payne changes his hair, he will never win.
Anyone who can tie their hair in a little up bun type thing can be an assistant to a male defence attorney.
When you see a pink moped, don't laugh. Just walk away.
Louco é quem me diz e não é feliz
Gender: Male
Location: Brazil
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:50 pm
Posts: 409
You're not the only ones waiting...
Gender: Female
Location: Out of my mind. Won't be back anytime soon.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:34 am
Posts: 249
, and 
Gender: Female
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:20 pm
Posts: 123
- Never, ever, EVER bite your nails.
- Who cares about the fourth amendment when you have to break it to potentially save someone's life?
- Little boys CAN fire a .45 without injuring their arms, apparently.
- Somewhere out there is a tiny little country with a miracle cure component that the rest of the world lets them keep to themselves.
- If it looks like you'll have to protect one of your best friends, even when they might have done something horribly illegal but you don't have much to go on, and besides it's your job to prove it was someone else... Screw friendship, I have the rules! /bitter X_X I quickly, very very quickly forgave him, though.
- If an old woman likes younger men, those younger men are probably going to die early.
- Don't touch coffee without having it tested for poison.
- The butler DID do it. If applicable.
True Love~
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 251
Everyone wants to learn the secrets of the magic panties.
Never trust a man who makes up words.
If someone offers you coffee or nailpolish, DON'T TAKE IT.
It is possible to be a lawyer and a rockstar at the same time.
Weiners are a symbol of love.
Check under everyone's wheelchair incase they have incriminating evidence.
These are probably bad, but I tried. XD
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