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GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineDesk Jockey Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:41 pm
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Because, quite frankly, there needs to be one. I'll kick it off with a few:

Spoilers, Case 1-2:

Spoiler:
*Phoenix, after examining the painting in Fey and Co. law offices*
A large painting. I guess you'd call this "modern art." I, on the other hand, call it a mistake.


Spoiler:
***Detective Suedeshoes*********************
When meeting Gumshoe for the second time, trying to remember his name:

Phoenix Um... Suedeshoes, wasn't it?

Detective Gumshoe That's me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes...Wait! That's a song, pal! My name's Dick Gumshoe...W-wait! That's Detective Gumshoe to you, pal! Anyway, get the name right. And don't go calling me "Dick"...

Police Officer: Hey, Dick! Get over here!

Detective Gumshoe Y-yes, sir!


Spoiler:
During Dick Gumshoe's cross examination:

Detective Gumshoe I found a memo written on a piece of paper next to the victim's body!

Phoenix HOLD IT! Just because you found it next to the body doesn't mean the victim wrote it!

Detective Gumshoe Ho hoh! Then who did write it, smarty-pants?

Phoenix Wh-who? Um...

*choose "I did!"*

Phoenix It... it could have been me!

Detective Gumshoe What! S-so it was you!

Phoenix No, no, no, I'm just saying it COULD have been me! Can you prove it wasn't?

Edgeworth OBJECTION! Hold on. So, you admit to this? You admit that you wrote the note?

Phoenix Uh...


Spoilers, Case 1-3

Spoiler:
*In court, introducing Wendy Oldbag*

Wendy Oldbag Wendy Oldbag, dearie. So just call me "grandma." It's practically my name!

So even when I was young I was an Oldbag, but not really that was just my name dearie. Still how the other children would make fun of me and just because of my name can you believe it? But there was this boy, the captain of the chess club in junior high, and when he called me an old bag well I just cried and cried because I had a crush on him you see--

Edgeworth OBJECTION! I... object to the witness's talkativeness.

Judge Objection sustained! The witness will refrain from rambling on the stand.




Spoiler:
*Later, in Oldbag's testimony*

Maya Fey Old windbag sure has balls! Or...well, you know what I mean.


Spoiler:
*Middle of Cody Hackins's testimony, trying to prove that whomever was wearing the Steel Samurai costum was the victim - Choose "There was no victim"*

Phoenix There was no victim in this case!

Judge Wh-wh-what!? Has the defense taken leave of its senses?

Phoenix Of course, Jack Hammer died. But, the Steel Samurai fell, too!

It was a draw!

Edgeworth OBJECTION! ... Sorry. I was too shocked to say anything for a bit there.



Spoiler:
*Late in the case - beginning of Dee Vasquez'z cross-examination*

Devasque I entered the trailer, oh, a little before noon.

Phoenix HOLD IT! By yourself?

Devasque Yes.

Phoenix And you didn't stop in the employee area?

Devasque No.

Phoenix ... Are you always this...terse?

Devasque Yes.


Spoiler:
*Later in the case, when trying to prove that the Samurai Spear was not the murder weapon - present wrong evidence*

Phoenix TAKE THAT!

Judge *shakes head* Wrong, Mr. Wright.

Phoenix But I haven't said anything yet...?

Judge I know you well enough by now to know when you're going to present the wrong evidence.


Spoiler:
*Later, when determining how Dee Vasquez did with the victim's body...Choose, "I bet she could move it!"

Edgeworth If you claim she could have done everything in 15 minutes...

Phoenix (Let me guess: "Show me proof!")

Edgeworth That's right! Show me proof!

Phoenix (How am I supposed to do that...?)

Edgeworth Then I won't have you making unsubstantiated claims!

Phoenix (Wait a sec, how does he know what I'm thinking?

Edgeworth Hah! I need only look at the cold sweat running down your face to know what you're thinking!


Spoiler:
*As Dee is about to leave, and Phoenix is attempting to get her to stay*

Edgeworth OBJECTION! ...

Judge Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?

Edgeworth I was hoping to come up with a question while objecting, your honor... I didn't.

Judge I see...very well.

(Fast forward a little bit, Edgeworth has asked Vasquez to testify again)

Judge What exactly did you want her to testify about?

Edgeworth Mmmph! Well, yes, um... ...Indeed! Verily, I say...Ergo!
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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineDesk Jockey Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:45 pm
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Spoiler:
:karma: : That is just a coinidence! I set my ATM card number to 0001 because I'm Number One!
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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineDecisive Witness Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:39 am
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Spoiler: Case 2
:phoenix: I'll get to this woman's bottom! ...I mean... uh... you know what I mean.


Not exact, but whatever. DX
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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:57 am
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Case 1-5
Spoiler:
What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood?!--Miles Edgeworth


Case 1-4
Spoiler:
Miles Edgeworth: So, you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney? Then laugh, laugh! *pause* Well? Why aren't you laughing?
Maya: Nick... Should we be laughing?
Phoenix Wright: Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad..or burst into tears. *To Edgeworth*: Edgeworth. We don't have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you.
Miles Edgeworth: Yes you do.
Phoenix Wright: (Actually, he's right.)


Case 1-4
Spoiler:
Help me? You? Don't be ridiculous.--Miles Edgeworth
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"Bravo! Another triumph for deductive reasoning!"--SH (Michael Caine)


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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:27 am
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Maya Fey But Mr.Edgeworth is a prosecution attorney!!
Larry What? Edgey's got proboscis on his knee?

Case 1-4
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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineSuspect Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:04 pm
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Quote:
Spoiler:
*As Dee is about to leave, and Phoenix is attempting to get her to stay*

Edgeworth OBJECTION! ...

Judge Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?

Edgeworth I was hoping to come up with a question while objecting, your honor... I didn't.

Judge I see...very well.

(Fast forward a little bit, Edgeworth has asked Vasquez to testify again)

Judge What exactly did you want her to testify about?

Edgeworth Mmmph! Well, yes, um... ...Indeed! Verily, I say...Ergo!



Most people seem to forget Phoenix's similar line

Spoiler:
Phoenix: *Slams Desk*
Judge:Mr Wright?
Phoenix: I was hoping to come up with something while I slammed my desk your honour... I didn't.
Judge: You have my sympathies.
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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:43 pm
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Case 3

Spoiler:
When realising that there were on bones on the plates of Dee Vasquez and Sal Manella...

Nick YOU ATE THE BONE TOO!
...
...
...
Maya Fey Um, Nick... Are you sure?
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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineDecisive Witness Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:14 pm
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Well, I can't remember the case, but here's one of the classics:

GS - 1

Spoiler:
Edgeworth: Objection! That statement is...objectionable!


~Zizzo
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Re: GS1 Funny/Interesting QuotesTopic%20Title
OfflineDesk Jockey Fri May 04, 2007 2:26 pm
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This topic can't die!

1-3
Spoiler:
-Judge
Incidentally, photographic equipment is strictly forbidden in this courtroom.

-Edgeworth
M-mpht! M-my apologies, Your Honor. He said he wouldn't testify if he couldn't bring it... I'd like special permission, if that's possible.

-Phoenix
Wait, so you're saying you had to bargain terms with a kid... and you LOST?


Spoiler:
-Manella
Which of course lef to me missing my lunch. ROFS!

-Phoenix
(ROFS? Rolling on the Floor... Starving?)


Spoiler:
-Oldbag
...

-Maya
The old windbag sure is quiet today.

-Oldbag
...

-Maya
You know, his place is really... peaceful, like this.

-Oldbag
...

-Maya
Nick?

-Maya
I think her guard's down...

-Phoenix
Y-yeah?

-Maya
I bet we could even eat those donuts in the guard station... if we wanted.

-Oldbag
...

-Oldbag
You eat, you die.

-Maya
Whew! She's alive!


1-4

Spoiler:
-Phoenix
Huh? Where's Edgeworth?

-Maya
...

-Maya
There. He's on the floor in a ball, shivering. I guess he doesn't do so well with earthquakes.

-Phoenix
(I've heard of running, but curling up in a ball?)


Spoiler:
-Maya
Maybe he's planning on losing on purpose to help you out!

-Edgeworth
Not a chance... He hasn't lost once in 40 years. 40 years! He's as ruthless as me, times twenty!

-Maya
That's pretty ruthless...


Spoiler:
-von Karma
Testify to the court about your arrest. Now!

-Judge
W-w-wait! Mr. von Karma...

-von Karma
Yes?

-Judge
Actually, I'm the one that's supposed to be handling these proceedings...

-von Karma
Wrong. There is only one thing you need to do here. You will slam down your gavel and say the word "guilty." That is your role!

-Judge
Y-yes, of course. You're quite right.

-Phoenix
(No he's not!!!)
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