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Spoiler: Dick Size Headcanons
The Blue Badger has a gargantuan cock. Everyone else is irrelevant.

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AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Spoiler: Dick Size Headcanons
The Blue Badger has a gargantuan cock. Everyone else is irrelevant.


xD

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Manfred is looking at Edgey's package! :beef:

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Manfred is looking at Edgey's package! :beef:


I was wondering if he was doing that myself! :beef:

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AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Spoiler: Dick Size Headcanons
The Blue Badger has a gargantuan cock. Everyone else is irrelevant.

Spoiler: Also...
Gumshoe is hung is like a horse
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JesusMonroe wrote:
Spoiler: Also...
Gumshoe is hung is like a horse


But of course he is!
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Spoiler: A bad joke
Headcanons, pffft.... :sahwit: Wrong end.


Way to write my 1000th post. :edgeworth:
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GoingforMiles wrote:
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Headcanons, pffft.... :sahwit: Wrong end.


Way to write my 1000th post. :edgeworth:


Seems very you.

And, as a prosecutor still, I say; From now on we are enemies... you and I.

(Or rivals. But if I said that I would miss my chance to quote Amadeus.
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I see it as unbecoming of a gentleman... very me indeed.

Great. Let the fight begin. :think-think-think:
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How did we get into this conversation and why was I encouraging you. :lana:
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Good question.
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Okay, seriously. I can't resist it. Sorry.

Spoiler: A few headcanons about a part further down the body than the head:
The members of Phoenix and Miles are quite average-sized, but Miles' is slightly bigger.
Godot is well hung. So is Dick Gumshoe, Redd, Fulbright, Blackquill, Will Powers, Florent and Furio. And Juan Corrida. And Jack Hammer, and it's thick as well.
Gant is very well hung. As are Damian Tenma and creepy Mister Means.
Kristoph is rather well hung, somewhere between average and big. So is Hammond. And Jake, Lang, Badd, Byrne and Manfred. Dr. Crab's member isn't very thick, but... how can I put it delicately... of a lengthier size. The same goes with Max.
Klavier, Valant, Jacques, Glen, Grossberg, Naitou, Luke, Gregory, Jean, Bellboy, Larry, Clay, Starbuck, Eldoon, Neil, Judge, Acro, Stickler, Winfred, Drew, Zak, Hugh and DeKiller are average sized down there.
Richard Wellington, Matt Engarde and Shigaraki are of average length but slightly more... slender. Ron, Matt, Swallow, Marlon, Armano, Dr. Grey, Yogi and Sahwit are slightly under average.
Apollo, Payne, Hotti, Bat, Daryan, Meekins, Lance and Yumihiko are of smaller size.
The member of Sal i tiny. And Wocky's is even smaller.


This was also very unbecoming of a gentleman. Your move, Miles.
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I wash my hands.
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Go away, double post.
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I wash my hands.


Of my demolition?
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No, from what this thread has become. I refuse to take any responsibility for it. :yogi:
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No, from what this thread has become. I refuse to take any responsibility for it. :yogi:


I was just trying to sing Jesus Christ Superstar to you, Pilate, especially since I do take my far share of responsibility. So, what you're doing is washing your hands of your demolation. Pilate.
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...Huh?

Anyhow. I am innocent of this thread's blood. It is your responsibility. Yes, all of you. (Wanders off imagining AA-characters naked)
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GoingforMiles wrote:
...Huh?

Anyhow. I am innocent of this thread's blood. It is your responsibility. Yes, all of you. (Wanders off imagining AA-characters naked)


IIIIIIII wash my haaaaands
Of your DEMOLATION
DIIIIIIIE IF YOU WANT TO
YOU INNOCENT PUPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!

(As if you really, really mind.)
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...No.
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Oh dear lord.
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These two make a good pair.
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
These two make a good pair.


Airey and Miles?
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WaitingforGodot wrote:
Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
These two make a good pair.


Airey and Miles?

You and Miles. :gant:
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AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
These two make a good pair.


Airey and Miles?

You and Miles. :gant:


Me and Miles? Oh dear! :acro: How come?
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WaitingforGodot wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
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Airey and Miles?

You and Miles. :gant:


Me and Miles? Oh dear! :acro: How come?

Jesus Christ Superstar.
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With me as Judas and Miles as Jesus? I mean, we are supposed to be rivals! Frenemies!
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I disagree with a few, WFG
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I think any character whose motive is insecurity has a small penis. So, Jack Hammer, Von Karma (his win record has to be compensating), Ben (not Trilo. He's packing), Juan Corrida, Luke Atmey, Furio Tigre, and Kristoph are tiny. Also, MAYBE Klavier and Valant

Starbuck can be either end of the spectrum

Also,
Spoiler: GK2
Tojiro, Tenkai, and Ou are well hung. Naitou and Orinaka are not. Hyodo is just a giant dick

Spoiler: MAJOR GK2 SPOILERS
"Ou" is also small


But I think the rest are pretty accurate
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[quote="JesusMonroe"]I disagree with a few, WFG
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I think any character whose motive is insecurity has a small penis. So, Jack Hammer, Von Karma (his win record has to be compensating), Ben (not Trilo. He's packing), Juan Corrida, Luke Atmey, Furio Tigre, and Kristoph are tiny. Also, MAYBE Klavier and Valant

Starbuck can be either end of the spectrum


Ah. I always thought that was just a stereotype, so I didn't count that in. But I get your point!
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WaitingforGodot wrote:
With me as Judas and Miles as Jesus? I mean, we are supposed to be rivals! Frenemies!

Dear Lord, this is new headcanon material. :ron-jazz:

JesusMonroe wrote:
I disagree with a few, WFG
Spoiler:
I think any character whose motive is insecurity has a small penis. So, Jack Hammer, Von Karma (his win record has to be compensating), Ben (not Trilo. He's packing), Juan Corrida, Luke Atmey, Furio Tigre, and Kristoph are tiny. Also, MAYBE Klavier and Valant

Starbuck can be either end of the spectrum

Also,
Spoiler: GK2
Tojiro, Tenkai, and Ou are well hung. Naitou and Orinaka are not. Hyodo is just a giant dick

Spoiler: MAJOR GK2 SPOILERS
"Ou" is also small


But I think the rest are pretty accurate

Considering testosterone is a hormone that naturally incites aggression and can enlarge things, there's some scientific truth to this.
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
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With me as Judas and Miles as Jesus? I mean, we are supposed to be rivals! Frenemies!

Dear Lord, this is new headcanon material. :ron-jazz:


Beautiful. :larry:
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I was gonna post a headcanon but all this size speak has made me forget.
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GoingforMiles wrote:
I wash my hands.


That's generally a good idea after all that member handling talk.
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I was gonna post a headcanon but all this size speak has made me forget.


I wash my hands.
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Let's get back on topic, shall we?

Spoiler: Dual Destinies headcanon
Athena had a huge crush on Blackquill when she was younger, but ended up growing out of it and is now a little embarrassed that it happened in the first place. Blackquill never brings it up, and may not have even known in the first place. (Alternately, if you ship romantic Cykesquill: she never grew out of it, and eventually told Blackquill about it following his release. They then proceed to get married and have seven jillion children.)


Speaking of seven jillion children, I feel as though that's about how many kids Pearl would have if/when she got married. :pearl:
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This forum really comes alive as soon as I've went to bed. So different time zones discounted, as far as I'm concerned you're all vampires. That is my headcanon.
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This forum really comes alive as soon as I've went to bed. So different time zones discounted, as far as I'm concerned you're all vampires. That is my headcanon.


I'm not a vampire, I just suffer from insomnia.

I have a headcanon. And it's about copulation. I wonder if it's even okay to still be a :hotti: after everything escalated, but here goes (I promise, it's not about sizes of the D):

Spoiler:
Simon Blackquill had quite a lot of prison sex.

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I have a headcanon. And it's about copulation. I wonder if it's even okay to still be a :hotti: after everything escalated, but here goes (I promise, it's not about sizes of the D):

Spoiler:
Simon Blackquill had quite a lot of prison sex.


Giving or Receiving? Ooooooh, I'm nasty~ :sillytrucy:

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CatMuto wrote:
WaitingforGodot wrote:
I have a headcanon. And it's about copulation. I wonder if it's even okay to still be a :hotti: after everything escalated, but here goes (I promise, it's not about sizes of the D):

Spoiler:
Simon Blackquill had quite a lot of prison sex.


Giving or Receiving? Ooooooh, I'm nasty~ :sillytrucy:

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Hmhmhmboooth... :kristoph:
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You know, I not sure I should have been surprised to find this or I should have expected to find this on a AA fansite.

Im surprised how much everybody has a hard on for almost every character. But at the same time I get it.

Their charming, their hot, they're cute, they have awesome personalities and backstories.
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Im surprised how much everybody has a hard on for almost every character.

x'D

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