Note: Sorry if this has been done before, and I know this title style is old, but it felt appropriate.

Think about it, it'd make cases so easy! Just one button: "Inane Rhyme". And it'd always be entertaining, for example:

1-1: "If the Time does not fit, you must acquit."

1-3: "If your case is motiveless, he must be crimeless."

2-2: "If the door does not translate, exonerate."

2-4: "If by the tape you have been caught, Your employer should be shot."

etc.

See, it'd be awesome.

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