I saw people posting fan interactions around the place and I didn't know where to put this so I made my own.
This might have already been done so please tell me where to go. :)
I'll start things off.

My fingerprint powder is still here. Oh crap, they have the other powder.
Whoa man, I'm totally tripping balls...
totally tripping balls...




Huh, a present from Maya.
(Nick, I heard you got injured, so I sent you my collection of Samurai Dvds, they made me feel better after I over ate at a Samurai dog eating contest.)
*looks up* Oh jeez.




So, your first case is against Wright.
Anything I need to know Herr Edgeworth?
Use only one hand to slam when you're objecting.
What?
DA's use both hands to slam objection, us prosecutors only use one hand for that.
Whatever you say.
And don't ever do the air guitar, it will never catch on.

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"What would you have to say if I showed you this, then?"
"Allakawtf?! Allakagtfooooooo!"

"Bitch, I'm gonna slice you up tight, G! That's how me and my homeboys roll, playa!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase don't kill MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"So anyway, this new defense attorney doesn't know what the hell he's doing, and it seems like the prosecution is leading him by the hand. Can you think of anything I could do to help the kid make his case on his own?"
"Well, quite frankly..."
"Yes...?"
"I'm not sure how I feel about that!"
"Of course you're not."

That's no way a prosecutor should act! Prosecutors are supposed to be professional and proper, not laid-back, glimmerous fops like you!
Fraulein, you are insinuating I should be more like that stiff-necked, tea-sipping prosecutor, ja? That's not my style, baby!
*Somewhere in Europe* A-CHOO!

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Aevitas, that is just great. I must use that as a signature or something. *laughs*