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So simple, it's genius!
@mario2000; Satan wasn't evil enough to join the party.
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Like that kickboxer guy in Lethal Weapon 2.
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The thing that pissed me off though...
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The thing that pissed me off though...
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Aww, what's NOT to love about Kristoph? Badass, vvv creative with his murder plots, can pull of that suit/unicorn hair, he has a great line-
...He's probably the ONLY defense attorney who scared the crap out of me...The five black YOU KNOW WHATS
...Get your mind out of the gutter, they're
And, oh yeah, he's totally sexy.
Thanks for making this thread.
More fanart of Kristoph because I can't draw? Okay? Okay. Okay!
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((I'm split. My inner author wants to make keep making highbrow jokes. But my inner snowboarder wants me to turn this into something else....))
Kristoph laughed. "Pretty good at belching? Do you practice?" As he talked, he tried to look serious, but his smile betrayed him. He suddenly thought of something that would shock his brother like nothing else. He put down the paper.
"Klavier." Krissi began. "pull my finger."
((I feel shame crossed with hilarity.))
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((I'm split. My inner author wants to make keep making highbrow jokes. But my inner snowboarder wants me to turn this into something else....))
Kristoph laughed. "Pretty good at belching? Do you practice?" As he talked, he tried to look serious, but his smile betrayed him. He suddenly thought of something that would shock his brother like nothing else. He put down the paper.
"Klavier." Krissi began. "pull my finger."
((I feel shame crossed with hilarity.))
(( I officially love your inner snowboarder. ))
Klavier looked at his older brother like he had misheard him. "Dude," he began, a tinge of laughter hinting his voice as he continued, a smirk crossing his face- He couldn't help himself- "You're serious?" The young prosecutor couldn't believe his ears. It was worth a shot, he thought with an almost silly smile as he reached across the table, grabbing Kristoph's finger while looking at his brother with a raised eyebrow.
Finally, he threw caution to the wind. And pulled.
((Oh, and I finished that picture of Krissi in his boxers- I should able to get it to you tomorrow.))
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Kristoph suddenly locked eyes with Klavier. "Here comes the best part." He said evily. As the two men stared at each other, an epicly foul stench filled the air. Krissi slowly began to smile. He knew this kind of behavior was beneath him, but he really didn't care. If brotherly bonding involved farting, so be it. Secretly, in the very back of his mind, Krissi was having the most fun he could recently remember. As the smell spread, getting nastier by the second, Krissi began to laugh.
"Take That." Krissi said triumphantly, proud of what he had just done, even if it had just stained his pants.
((Again, I feel shame crossed with hilariousness.))
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but my goodness, if I had to say why I lo9ved this guy its too hard to narrow down but. dude. His closed eyed smile face. That is enough for me. ;A;
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Kristoph von Gavin is Stylin' and Profilin'!
....
but Damon von Gant is scarier.
Posted by Request.
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Kristoph von Gavin is Stylin' and Profilin'!
....
but Damon von Gant is dumber.
Fixed.
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Kristoph von Gavin is Stylin' and Profilin'!
....
but Damon von Gant is dumber in Tails' opinion, but Damon von Karma will always be scary.
Fixed.
Fixed times two.
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Kristoph von Gavin is Stylin' and Profilin'!
....
but Damon von Gant is dumber in Tails' opinion, but Tails made the thread therefore has final say.
Fixed.
Fixed times two.
Fixed, yet again.
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Thread needs to be rerailed now. Back to the topic of Kris.
...Oh crap, I ran out of things to say.
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Thread needs to be rerailed now. Back to the topic of Kris.
...Oh crap, I ran out of things to say.
I need Mr. Trite back for the fanfic.
Anyway.
How long do you think Krissi spends on his hair in the morning?
I'd say between 30 minutes and an hour.
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"Unicorn hair" can happen naturally. Anyhow, I'd say... 45 minutes to an hour.
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"Unicorn hair" can happen naturally. Anyhow, I'd say... 45 minutes to an hour.
True, his sweet drill must take at least 45 minutes.
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You previously said that DvG was "Toleratable".
Sorry, I personally believe that "Damon von Gant" Just seemed more... natural for that look. Kristoph was unbelievably difficult.
Heck, all of them have been! DvG, KvG, AvJ...
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Gotta love Kristoph's expression.
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I wonder how long Kristoph takes to do his nails? He probably takes three times as long to do his nails as he takes to whack a guy. XD
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Gotta love Kristoph's expression.
Dude. You killed a perfectly good movie pic.
I SAID NO GANT IN MY THREAD!!
*Eagle bagde starts glowing*
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He's going to get struck by (Dare I say it?) a smooth
criminal.
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He's going to get struck by (Dare I say it?) a smooth
criminal.You have to get it just right. :P
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Gotta love Kristoph's expression.
Dude. You killed a perfectly good movie pic.
Actually, The ORIGINAL Gantfather image was not made by me. I simply made it black and white. Someone else had made that pic.
But Kristoph? That was me.
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PCD: NICE! XD
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A blank look crossed Klavier's face before he cracked up, throwing his head back. "Dude!" he cried despite his laughter- Lucky for him, he wasn't choking-"That was ingenious!" He wiped away a tear, still snickering. He held his nose as he spoke. "Ja, ja, you've got me there, Krissi! But- can you do this?"
The young prosecutor prepared himself by unpinching his nose and taking it away from it's salvation. Even though the killer stench of the air was enough to ruin any body's appetite-let alone keep them from taking a deep inhale of breath, Klavier proceeded to do so. He pushed the air to the pit of his stomach and, with one last smirk at his older brother, pulled his head back.
And belched, that lovely scent of eaten blueberry muffin spilling out of his mouth and into the air, blending in with the scent of Kristoph's fart. The burp rang loud in the home, making any listener truly wonder who it was who had the 'Chords of Steel'. The German man finished up and looked at his brother with a smirk, raising his eyebrows confidently as he said his famous line: "Achtung, baby."
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Now Krissy and Klavy need to start their own band. A duet? Brothers working for the sake of music?
BACK, BABY!
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The Judge is related to 3 of the biggest criminals in PW.
One is a Defense Attorney, one is a Prosecutor, and one is a close friend of his.
Weird.
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The young prosecutor prepared himself by unpinching his nose and taking it away from it's salvation. Even though the killer stench of the air was enough to ruin any body's appetite-let alone keep them from taking a deep inhale of breath, Klavier proceeded to do so. He pushed the air to the pit of his stomach and, with one last smirk at his older brother, pulled his head back.
And belched, that lovely scent of eaten blueberry muffin spilling out of his mouth and into the air, blending in with the scent of Kristoph's fart. The burp rang loud in the home, making any listener truly wonder who it was who had the 'Chords of Steel'. The German man finished up and looked at his brother with a smirk, raising his eyebrows confidently as he said his famous line: "Achtung, baby."
Well, now we know what Krissi and Klavi did for fun as kids.
Krissi sat dumbfounded. Never in his 32 years of life had he heard a belch as loud, as long and as scented as that one. "Klavier," Krissi began. "That was one of the most disgusting things I've ever witnessed. I am so proud of you!" He burst into laughter. Both men had tears in their eyes. Mostly from the various nasal irritants in the room. Krissi leaned over and rubbed the top of Klavier's head. His smile was genuine. He was indeed having fun.
"That was amazing, but I have to show you why I'm the big brother." Kristoph said coyly. He leaned over to one side and lifted his left leg a bit. He bit his tongue. Suddenly, something that sounded like a sputtering trombone began to roar and get louder. By the time Krissi's latest fart had ended, it sounded like Klavier's motorcycle. The smell of rotten eggs hit the room like a ton of bricks. Even Krissi seemed shocked by its pungency.
"That was foul, ja?" Krissi teased.
((This so beneath me, but I just don't give a damn.
))
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I better shut up now.
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An evil tea party.
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I better shut up now.
Of all the stuff I've written, this is the most amusing.
I've written about Prosecutors fighting against evil, Defense Attorneys saving the day for their clients, Politicians doing honorable things
And Kristoph Gaving sharting.
Why do I feel like my Law Degree might suddeny vanish?
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