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MAJOR LOL
Racist joke (No I am not racist but I think this is funny)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Wow, he really can sell everything. *impressed*
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BILLY MAYS COULD SELL EVERY STOCK JIM CRAMER RECOMMENDED LAST WEEK TO WARREN BUFFETT
BILLY MAYS COULD SELL AN INDULGENCE TO JOHN CALVIN
BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BACON CHEESEBURGER TO PAMELA ANDERSON
BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SHINIGAMI EYES TO LIGHT YAGAMI
BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A SELF-CLEANING TOILET TO PHOENIX WRIGHT
BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A PURITY RING TO MADONNA
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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A Vel-Crow.
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Q: What's the difference between the law and an ice-cube?
A: Nothing, they're both just-ice
EPIC FAIL XD
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Here are some Oxymorons
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Ironically his last product was engrave it.
Celebrities normally die in 3s, but Billy Mays threw his in for free.
God took care of the free shipping and handling.
Billys last words..."But wait theres more!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Ironically his last product was engrave it.
Celebrities normally die in 3s, but Billy Mays threw his in for free.
God took care of the free shipping and handling.
Billys last words..."But wait theres more!
LOL, that's a good one.
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A: Because 7-8-9.
Q: Why was the cookie crying?
A: Because it felt so crummy.
Till the landslide brought me down...
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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I lol'd.
Dumb joke, i know :P
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That's a really good joke.
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Font size 65 seems to work well enough.
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
Breaking hiatus.
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That's not really a joke as much it is a macro.
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......I love you.
Moo.
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Haha, I couldn't stop laughing.
Time for you to sleep.
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Why no, I'm not a racist. (Necessary disclaimer.)
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Don't you mean Pringles Condoms?
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Person 1: What does the cow say?
Person 2: Moo.
P1: A cow says moo.
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Person 1: What does the cow say?
Person 2: Moo.
P1: A cow says moo.
Don't get it
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Person 1: What does the cow say?
Person 2: Moo.
P1: A cow says moo.
Don't get it
Well, if I'm reading it correctly, the joke is that a cow says moo, not a person. Otherwise, it's just being playfully redundant.
In either case, as Ice-Ice said, it's a terrible joke.
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Person 1: What does the cow say?
Person 2: Moo.
P1: A cow says moo.
Don't get it
Well, if I'm reading it correctly, the joke is that a cow says moo, not a person. Otherwise, it's just being playfully redundant.
In either case, as Ice-Ice said, it's a terrible joke.
Thats stupid.
It'd work in the time old case of "Anidiotsayswhat?" but "What does a cow say?" is a blatant question not a joke.
Moo.
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Person 1: What does the cow say?
Person 2: Moo.
P1: A cow says moo.
Liek whut. Weird
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
And if it was.....
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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And so is this website, but that's on purpose.
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On an aeroplane, there is an English man, a Scottish man, an Irish man, an American man and a Mexican man, as well as other passengers. Suddenly, the pilot comes running out and shouts, "Listen up everyone! This plane will crash unless four people jump off! But the thing is... we have no parachutes!" The English man bravely stands up and says, "I'll do it for Queen and country. God save the Queen!" And he jumps out of the plane. The Scottish man simply says, "Scotland f'rever!" And jumps off the plane. The Irish man says, "Long live Ireland!" And jumps off the plane. The American man stands up and says, "Remember the Alamo!" And pushes the Mexican off the plane.
Sorry if that offended anyone. D:
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-How do you turn a violin into a viola
-Sit in the back and don't play
-How does a lead singer change a light bulb
-He holds it and the world revolves around him
-How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb
-None they just steal someone else's light
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