This is awesome! moar plox!
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You know, that actually makes his face look uglier.
I thought the opposite, actually.
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You know, that actually makes his face look uglier.
I thought the opposite, actually.
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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1) Underwear is relatively normal
2) His face is abnormally ugly, right?
~Logic~ The normality of the underwear and the abnormality of the ugliness cancel each other out, and screw up the time space continuum... So I guess you were right in saying
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1) Underwear is relatively normal
2) His face is abnormally ugly, right?
~Logic~ The normality of the underwear and the abnormality of the ugliness cancel each other out, and screw up the time space continuum... So I guess you were right in saying
Your logic is illogical . . .kinda . . .
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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Eww.....
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Why, thank you.
I'm tempted to buy them for my Twihard friends for Christmas, and then in about 6 months remind them that they've been farting on his face.
MY GOD. I JUST REALISED THAT MY STUFFED TRICERATOPS (That I sleep with) IS NAMED ROBERT. I HAVE TO CHANGE HIS NAME.
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Although many will disagree.
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XD
*kills self*
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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OHHHHH.
Clever.
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XD
*kills self*
Guh... he would bite you and suck all your blood. xX
Oh, seems like I found a contradiction in that Twilight saga.. If Cullens react so violently to a simple paper cut, why nothing happened when Bella had 'those days'?
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Spoken like a true AA fan. But I'll have to take points off for the lack of
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Spoken like a true AA fan. But I'll have to take points off for the lack of
There is actually nothing to object. ;( Except somebody wants to argue with me about that. xD
But I'm definitely going to ask my twilight fan friend about that tomorrow. x)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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I threw up and then ate the vomit again after seeing these...
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Why!??
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LMAO
Say, what happens if you make a hole in these undies, right where the mouth is? Does Edward start to feed?
And what happens if a very kinky guy wears these?
I could just see it now.
XD
*kills self*
LMAO *dies*
Oh, seems like I found a contradiction in that Twilight saga.. If Cullens react so violently to a simple paper cut, why nothing happened when Bella had 'those days'?
Maybe she's a tampon user.
That reminds me,
...NAILED IT
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I had a feeling this would happen
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What I found most disturbing are the comments. Seriously demented some of them. I do hope these people are just taking the piss.
"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
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XD
*kills self*
Fucking win.
Also, I'm not surprised that underwear exists, but I still think it's stupid. :| I hate Edward DX
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He 'sympathises' and 'relates' to Bella.
That's pretty disturbing for me
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XD
*kills self*
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
TAkE YouR hEaRT
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Hahaha. Finally, someone gets it.
Breaking Dawn just might be one of the best comedies on the big screen when it's finally released.
...NAILED IT
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Anyway, loob's comment had me thinking, if they make Twilight dildos and Twilight underwear, it's only a matter of time before Twilight tampons show up on that list.
...WHAT?
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Anyway, loob's comment had me thinking, if they make Twilight dildos and Twilight underwear, it's only a matter of time before Twilight tampons show up on that list.
...WHAT?
seconded
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
GANTALITY!
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What the fuckity do dar. The writer of this trash needs to go back to the slash fiction boards where they obviously spawned from. First we suffer the retardation of the world with Harry Potter and now this! OH DEAR GAWD.
"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
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Anyway, loob's comment had me thinking, if they make Twilight dildos and Twilight underwear, it's only a matter of time before Twilight tampons show up on that list.
...WHAT?
What would Twilight tampons even look like? Would they have designs of the main male characters on the sides?
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What.
The.
Fuck.
The only scarier thing than the storyline for that book...Is the fangirls that enjoyed it.
DAMN YOU, ENJOYING THIS PIECE OF CRAP!
Although I have to admit, it'd make a pretty good so-bad-it's-funny movie. I think the writer said it best when he wrote "[Stephenie Meyer] is a moron."
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...WHAT?
What would Twilight tampons even look like? Would they have designs of the main male characters on the sides?
Does it matter?
Though I guess if anything had designs of the male characters, it would be the applicator.
Who wants to guess they'll make French ticklers with mini-fangs at the tips
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Urgh, I've seen that. It's horrible.
To brighten up your day, I have found a better use for the Twilight books.
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Urgh, I've seen that. It's horrible.
To brighten up your day, I have found a better use for the Twilight books.
Hahahha, oh man. The comments. The COMMENTS.
This just made my fucking day.
...NAILED IT
Moo.
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Anyway, loob's comment had me thinking, if they make Twilight dildos and Twilight underwear, it's only a matter of time before Twilight tampons show up on that list.
...WHAT?
What would Twilight tampons even look like? Would they have designs of the main male characters on the sides?
Disturbing.
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