Moo.
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[Words]
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Look! A doot!
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You get very dirty.
...
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
A Vel-Crow.
The three best jokes. EVER.
Moo.
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Heheh. I made it up on a spot.
[Words]
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No you didn't. I've seen it before.
^ Click for my graphics ^
lying is bad
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One of the burglars opened the window and told his compadre, "quick, jump out and let's make our escape!"
The other one protested, "But we're on the thirteenth floor!"
"This is no time to be superstitious!"
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Moo.
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No you didn't. I've seen it before.
I hadn't
lying is bad
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No you didn't. I've seen it before.
I hadn't
It's not like it actually matters
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No you didn't. I've seen it before.
I hadn't
From page one. By me. My dad told me it.
lying is bad
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[Words]
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Look! A doot!
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Moo.
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From page one. By me. My dad told me it.
Oh. I hadn't seen. :O
Pretentious? Moi?
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Look! A doot!
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Till the landslide brought me down...
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i get it xD
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Who's there?
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis full of crazy fench men!
No offence to French people, I like france. I just find the joke funny.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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I said this exact joke before.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
lying is bad
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[Words]
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Breaking hiatus.
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What's the worst part of Tiger's game?
You know what the difference between Tiger's golf ball and his Buick is?
What the Devil is going on here?
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What do you call a Shark in a Tree?
A shark.
What do you call a Shark Driving a car?
A Shark
What do you call a Shark that sings pop songs?
SHARK-ira.
"OBJECTION OBJECTION..."
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Gettin' Old!
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...and only takes half damage!
:)
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Dr. Smith sleeps with one of his patients in a weak moment. He is tortured with guilt. In one ear his conscience is saying "you're a single man, don't worry about it". In the other ear his conscience is saying "you're a fucking vet you sick bastard!".
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see how it withers before my flower of justice
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2nd one: Lol... had to read over it a second time, but I got it. Nice...
The cape is self-fluttering
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That is the single most greatest joke ever.
...NAILED IT
[Words]
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But at least I know now not to drink that if a girl ever offers me the stuff.
:)
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Dr. Smith sleeps with one of his patients in a weak moment. He is tortured with guilt. In one ear his conscience is saying "you're a single man, don't worry about it". In the other ear his conscience is saying "you're a fucking vet you sick bastard!".
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I love the last one. <3
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But at least I know now not to drink that if a girl ever offers me the stuff.
OR whenever a
see how it withers before my flower of justice
Gettin' Old!
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But at least I know now not to drink that if a girl ever offers me the stuff.
OR whenever a
It's why you ditch them after they swallow...after all you don't wanna kiss the mouth that drinks that stuff.
Nah I'm kiddin I'm not like that
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see how it withers before my flower of justice
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What's a rainbow kiss? Sounds disgusting, whatever it is.
The cape is self-fluttering
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But at least I know now not to drink that if a girl ever offers me the stuff.
OR whenever a
...NAILED IT
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see how it withers before my flower of justice
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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How do Chavs put fires out?
With their Ho's.
Your'e so butters, your mom spreads you on toast! (That one sucked.)
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