Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.

[Alice]

Yay, random quote time!

Spoiler: Case 3

(Presenting Promise Notebook to Franziska)

Franziska: It looks like some sort of exchange diary that girl shared with her father.
Franziska: We're alike, that girl and I. Because they're both admirable prosecutors...
Franziska: ...we look up to our fathers. The only difference is that her father is now dead.
Franziska: If my father, who is the anchor of my life, were to die, I don't know what I'd do...
Edgeworth: You needn't worry about that.
Edgeworth: Even if he were to be killed, Mr. von Karma's spirit would still go on living.
Franziska: *whips*
Edgeworth: Urrrnghk!
Franziska: Don't talk about Papa like he's some sort of ghost!
Edgeworth: (That was supposed to be a compliment...)

[KingRaptor]

Spoiler: Case 2

. "I won't allow you to bluff your way through this like a certain defense lawyer!"

[Auste]

I was able to screencap several of Edgeworth's best in the latter cases here.

Spoiler: Two of Kay's quotes from AAI-3; quite spoilery

And because this is just cute -

[PhoenixFlower16]

Spoiler:

Lang:
Hmph. It's not polite to confuse poor, helpless girls, Mr. Prosecutor. Until you have something significant to add, stuff that jabot of yours in your mouth!
Edgeworth:
Nngh! It's a cravat, and it's a fashion statement, not a gag!

(Definitely one of my favorite quotes! I don't really think it's a spoiler but just in case I suppose...)

[foxcroft]

I couldn't stop laughing when during the food metaphor Lang uses as he's battling Edgeworth in Case 5, this occurred:

Edgeworth: Well the proof will be in the pudding!
Lang: Pudding IS a nice dessert..

[Lauren Order]

I started laughing so hard when Edgeworth says in Case 3, "Two men, one bullet." Out of Edgey's mouth, it just sounds so wrong even though he was discussing the circumstances of the murder.

[Ini Miney]

Spoiler:

Edgeworth: Franziska! Be careful who you whip or we may get suuuuuuuuuuuuued!
Franziska: There. I chose carefully.

[MelancholyV]

Spoiler:

"Not so fast!"

I squee'd.

Also this.

[MiaFeyFan]

franny sure loves the word Foolish XD I already knew that but this quote just made my entire day yesterday
QUOTE~
:Foolish reasoning for a foolish fool from a foolishly foolish fool meant to fool me...

[CrimsonBlaze]

franny sure loves the word Foolish XD I already knew that but this quote just made my entire day yesterday
QUOTE~
:Foolish reasoning for a foolish fool from a foolishly foolish fool meant to fool me...

And in reply to that...

: Franziska, we got that about three foolish's ago...

[GDM]

Spoiler: Case 5

Franziska: That's classified. It's on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know.

Franziska: There you go again, running at the mouth with that aloof expression on your face.

((Can't remember the exact wording of the next one. It's in the beginning.))
Franziska: This is an embassy, meaning that you have no authority to conduct. . .
Miles:
Franziska: A-Already!? What is it!?

[Steel Turnabout]

By the way, what does je ne sais quoi mean? :)

I do not know.
Anyways, "If it means I have to share with you, then I'm not hungry" Dunno. Just found it kind of funny

[Chips]

Spoiler: Case 5

Franziska to Edgeworth, while on the subject of women's undershirt.
Franziska: MILES EDGEWORTH, YOU UNCOUTH SEA SLUG!

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Somebody has to revive this, so I will!

Spoiler: Best, quote, ever.

"Yeah." -Buddy Faith

[Ha³]

So subtle, Buddy.

Uhm... a quote?

Damn. Gotta replay the game and find one.

EDIT:

I remember!


Cammy: *has just cut her finger on a piece of glass*
Cammy: It hurts, Mr. Edgeworth! It HUUUUUUUURRRRTTTSSS!

[FVKWY]

That, Ha, is damn suspicious.

Or as my friends would put it, 'wrong'.

[FenrirDarkWolf]

The quote! It is not a lie! I have proof it exists! Y'know, if you're doubting it's true.

Spoiler: See?

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5919/siggp.png

[Steel Turnabout]

:miles: NNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Chips]

So subtle, Buddy.

Uhm... a quote?

Damn. Gotta replay the game and find one.

EDIT:

I remember!


Cammy: *has just cut her finger on a piece of glass*
Cammy: It hurts, Mr. Edgeworth! It HUUUUUUUURRRRTTTSSS!

Pffft. EdgeyxCammy?

[FenrirDarkWolf]

So subtle, Buddy.

Uhm... a quote?

Damn. Gotta replay the game and find one.

EDIT:

I remember!


Cammy: *has just cut her finger on a piece of glass*
Cammy: It hurts, Mr. Edgeworth! It HUUUUUUUURRRRTTTSSS!

Pffft. EdgeyxCammy?

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[AnsweringNOW]

The "Why so serious?" quote from Calisto Yew. I can't believe I completely missed the first time around.

[Ha³]

Uhm... another one?

I don't exactly remember hwo it went, but, the fact that Rhoda aksed Edgeworth for a pinky swear, and he did it, is a picture that makes me lol a lot.

[Ha³]

Uhm... another one?

I don't exactly remember how it went, but...

Remember that scene where Rhoda aksed Edgeworth for a pinky swear, and he did it? I lol'd.

[Steel Turnabout]

Y'know, you double posted. They shoot you for that in Texas... wait wrong game.

Anyways, there's an Ace Attorney page on Wikiquotes. It has every localized game.

[Dimbo]

Edgeworth in case 1

Spoiler:

I believe the correct term here is "You fail!"

Also...

Spoiler:

When Larry and Oldbag appear to help in case 5, Edgeworth objects and shouts "Go away!"

[PhoenixFlower16]

By the way, what does je ne sais quoi mean? :)

I do not know.
Anyways, "If it means I have to share with you, then I'm not hungry" Dunno. Just found it kind of funny

Hahaha, he means "Je ne sais quoi" means "I do not know." And yeah I loved that whole thing about the vending machine between Edgeworth and Franziska

[Franzika Von ehmpke5]

Spoiler: Case 4 (not really a spoiler but whatever)

Edgeworth: *examines a window*
(Oh no! My eyes have locked with those of which in the reflection! As the student of a Von Karma I refuse to back down!)
*has a staring contest with his reflection*
................ I win.

[demonesszen]

Spoiler:

Edgeworth: (These counter windows offer a glimpse of the sky, but these clouds, they tell me nothing.)
Teneiro: Mr Edgeworth..? You... look like you're talking to the clouds.
Edgeworth: Is that so? Then tell me, what do you suppose I said to them?
Teneiro: I don't know, but it looked like a rather one-sided conversation.
Edgeworth: (The clouds... they tell me nothing.)

It was so weird, but funny to picture. I figured it was a reference to something but I have no idea.

[ODOROKI-KUN!]

I just found this gem while playing case 5.

Spoiler: Case 5

Okay, so when you need to prove that the dark smudge on Shih-na's coat is babahlese ink, you can either choose to Touch It, Wear It, or Burn It. Pick 'Wear It.'

Edgeworth: We will know if someone were to wear the coat. ...Detective Gumshoe.

Shih-na: HOLD IT! Phwwh... Wait! Are you trying to ruin my coat!? You don't hounestly believe that tub of lard can fit into my coat, do you?

Edgeworth: Very well. Franziska, can you please give it a try?

Franziska: There is absolutely no point in me wearing that gaudy coat.

Shih-na: ...

(actuallly it's the sprite where her head is bowed but her hair is covering her eyes. Why don't we have that one sprite in the Media section yet?)

Kay: Hey, you're not really that mad, are you, Ms. Shih-na?

Franziska: Well, it's not MY fault if she is. Because it's YOURS, Miles Edgeworth! You and your ridiculous suggestion!

Edgeworth: Wh-Why is it MY fault...!?

[FishyTLF]

"You fail."
Everything from the vending machine.
"Lang Zi says...Just go already!"

[Ziska Von Hawthorne]

Franziska: Miles Edgeworth, why are you getting excited holding lady undergarments!?

Not exact, but its real close.

[Blademan916]

I vaguely recall a few

Spoiler: Case 5

Early on, present either the Yatagarsu's key or the murder weapon to Franziska.
Don't point that near me it's dangerous. Anyways, why are you showing it to me?
No reason, just hoping you could tell me me something about it.
How dare you point that dangerous thing at me for no reason!
(Is she really that oblivious to the irony of that statement?)
Sorry, I can't remember it well.

Spoiler: Case 5:Beginning of the end.

When you first play the video tape and are required point something important out, choose the wrong are to get something along the lines of this dialogue.
Eh? What's with that spot? Oh I know, there's ghosts there, right? So Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-where are they, Mr. Edgeworth?

[zachariah Von-Karma]

For me it has to be

Edgeworth -"OF COURSE I KNOW THAT! IT'S BLOODY COMMON SENSE!"

Lang- "Quercus Alba, you BASTARD!"

Kay-"Nawww, but its where i got to see your "NGHOOOOOOOOOO" face"

Gumshoe-" Do you believe the truth is out there?"

These lines are just so funny when seen in the game with the faces they make.
also not as epic but Alba's "i would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling prosecutors"

[zachariah Von-Karma]

last one i just remebered is

Larry: She had the hots for me, i could feel her sexy beam
Franzisca whips
Larry: SEXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYY BEEEEEEEAAMMM!

just makes me laugh every time

[aliceaceattorney]

Probably in the last case:

When windbag and Larry come to save the day,

Edgeworth: OBJECTION! *pointing* GO AWAY!

I FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR XD

[aliceaceattorney]

Think you're right about that... ...I did the same thing... ^^u

I SEEZ WHAT YU DID DER >=D :garyuu:

[Pikachu]

"Ab-SO-lutely!" -Proto Badger

Ooh, I saved a bunch in my iPod, let's see..

Spoiler: Case 3

Kay: If someone steals from me, I steal something back from them. If I get hit, I hit them back. If I get paid, I return the money.
Edgeworth: (Her third statement doesn't seem to be much of a benefit to her survival...)

I don't remember this quote When did it come up in the case?

[Tifforo]

Good ones involving Kay:

(Shows evidence to Kay)
Kay: So, what do you think of this piece of evidence?
: If you're going to steal something, at least keep your hands off my lines!

Kay, to : I'm stealing your role as the assistant!

The "one thing you shouldn't steal" conversation.

The promise notebook.

: "No! Not my CRAVAT!!!"

Other good ones:

Badd: The Yatagarasu has three abilities! First: The Yatagarasu always knows where the target object is located! Second: The Yatagarasu always disables the security system! Third: The Yatagarasu never leaves any evidence!

: If you whip her, we might get sued! Choose carefully who you whip!
: (Whips Edgeworth)
: I chose carefully.

: Do not show off that gaudy badge! It is the honor of the man himself that brings him honor, not the honor of his occupation!
Me: (Which is why you have none?)

The lines about it being silly to show off your badge were funny because of making fun of for something he never suspected Edgeworth would be upset by.

Spoiler:

: The single individual known as the Yatagarasu has never existed.

[Megara]

Spoiler:

The part where the Bellboy from the first game made a cameo during Case 3 as the Proto Badger, if I recall correctly. "Ab-SO-lutely, sir!".

[Chips]

Franziska: Miles Edgeworth, why are you getting excited holding lady undergarments!?

Not exact, but its real close.

That part made me laugh so hard.

And the lines that follow:

Spoiler:

Miles Edgeworth, you uncouth sea slug!!!