If only he'd asked that before it melted off. "Here ^^" indeed. Make me an ice-cream shirt and throw me to my husband!

I didn't mean for that to start a brand new page.

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"You knew it was going to be hot today, so you wore that, didn't you?"
"Well, it's usually frozen stiff on most days."
"Something else seems to be too..."

Man, I'm upset now. Instead of confusing me between a human or doggie, I instead confuse doggies for Phoenix and Maya. It's not the first time, even.

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"That would be that face of yours, honey. :)"


It's a common problem.

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Oh Timmy, my man, come throw your ice cream... covered... self... over me...?

("How did I even end up in this conversation...")

*pats back*

"What do you mean? :| "

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I hear in Khura'in, people aren't stiff-faced most of the time because they're always serious or busy. It's just because it's cold!

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Oh, so that's what it is! And Datz just laughs and laughs to keep his face busy, instead of rubbing it to produce some heat. I hope his laugh-tears won't freeze.

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You walk out the door, you better make a cute face because it will stay like that for the rest of the year. That's how

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Cold temperatures are the best way to preserve a body without resorting to formaldehyde, after all.

Ah, I'm sure Datz will be fine. His bright and cheery personality always warms up the place.

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GfM: Makes all the sense now.

*Rayfa smiles in her smug Rayfa-way* Creeeaaakkkk!

Rubia: Awww, it does!

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But formaldehyde is doper.


Jaaaaa.

*imagines Apollo's damage sprites*

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*snort* Oh no... Oh. No.

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Neither did any of us

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Some people had found a journal belonging to Doug Swallow. It was written for him by a girlfriend he had had (not Dahlia). Some AA-fan thought that Phoenix should read it, find the woman and eventually marry her.

GfM and I were quoting some Reddit-things we found funny to one another on Skype. I copy-pasted a thing and wrote "why did I just envision Polecat...?" They agreed that the thing sounded rather Polecatish.

Retinz wanted to go outside and light fireworks, directing them at Sarge's drone, the next time he saw it. But since that would take some effort he thought about getting a bunch of sparklers and light them when the drone appeared in his bedroom. Don't know why, confuse-a-Sarge perhaps.

Timmari had spilled some cappuccino powder (for instant cappuccino) and forgotten to wipe it up from the counter. Atipha asked him to do so and Timmari went "but moooom" in a joking tone, giggling.

Apollo and Polecat quoting old songs to one another, and going "that sounds like you, Polecat" and "that sounds like you, Apollo".

Gress' surname is Virjande. The "i" is pronounced as in "in", and the "e" at the end isn't mute. It was supposed to be some kind of pun for "brilliant" (since he's a genious, albeit a very ditzy one) and "virgin/virginal" (he is one, by choice, he's asexual and was never even curious about having sex). He's got a saying, "one shouldn't fall on one's nose, it's harder to get up that way". It had to do with making mistakes. He's very interested in space, the subject is "one of his callings", and sometimes he helps out on a space center, often making brilliant deductions. He's great at chess, more than great even, bloody amazing. And I thought "he'd beat Edgeworth/Drunkworth in both a game of chess and a game of logical chess, because he can be much more logical than Edgeworth/Drunkworth".

Some months ago I dreamed about a really cool old man, who worked with the royal family post-SoJ. He designs pretty much everything that has to do with making oneself beautiful - clothes, jewelry, make-up... His name is Santian Santiago.

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Drastic times calls for drastic measures.


I'm getting a sense of deja vu here. At least Atipha didn't step in it.


Bless.


Yay!


I figured that one out!


Ohhh/awww :D I want to listen to him talking about it.


Oh wow. Atta boy.


Classy.

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If a rifle doesn't work, use sparklers.

Mhm. xD And indeed so.
-Oh, that's nice, now I've got cappuccino powder all over my sock.
-At least you didn't step in...
-What?
-What?

Yay! (For a sec I thought you meant that you already had figured out that he was a virgin, before this dream that is, and I thought "how on earth did you know that, I had no clue!") "Brilliant" felt a bit far-fetched, though.

Me too! Talk nerdy to us, Gress! He can talk about space and Atipha about adventures.

-So you can win a game of chess over just about anyone, but you can't even send a simple e-mail!

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From a nap: When Retinz was a teenager he sometimes pretended to be a prostitute online, "offering" ridiculously cheap services. All of this was to amuse himself with seeing what the sleazebags said.

Yuty is a surprisingly good shoulder to cry on. He doesn't think it's awkward at all when someone is sad. Both him and Timmari are great at comforting others because when they do they're very calm, very respectful, very careful about the other person's integrity and they don't ask any questions.

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Ancient Retinz proverb.


Also, why instant coffee, baby? You have every second cup of coffee free! Ok, I don't know what kind of coffee they had there, but still.


Stickfigure sometimes provides random tidbits about its characters, but on the other hand, if it had said that, I'd have said it already. Mm, at least since the e wasn't supposed to be silent.


Oh yes. Retinz should do a show where he invites AA-characters and AA-dream-characters to talk nerdy about their interests.


-Aww, let it go and move on.
-Have you been talking smack about me with my husband...?


I read this as "to arouse himself" and was like oookay, different strokes for different people.

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Exactly. (I have no idea why that made me laugh.)

Exactly! But yeah, and perhaps it was just convenient or something. *drinks instant coffee right now*

Mhmm. Ah well, my subconscious tried. Gress the brilliant virgin. Aww.

Yesss. So come on, Retinz! It would get great ratings!

-Oh no no, I would never. :o *angelface*

Pffft. xD Why wouldn't it surprise me that much when it came to him?

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*Is waiting for coffee to be done in four minutes from now*


Ah, I'm getting giddy just imagining it. Passionate, enthustiastic people are the best. Imagine Godot talking about coffee for 30-60 minutes. Aaaaah. Aaaaand that's my coffee ready. :D

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Me too! I love it, and the enthusiasm per se can be so dang contageous even if it's not something one's really interested in because the passion just radiates, oh. And now that would be a great subject (and interesting from the start)! Oh yay, coffee! :D

Ah, by the way, those songs Anthony and Apollo quoted, I have no idea which songs, but I'm quite certain it was that kind of cute 60's music that you like. :)

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Mmmhm. Although I have to say, that combined with his looks and voice, it would basically be softporn.

Yay! Polecat should be on the show as well, and talk about herbals and healthfood and urban exploring. He'll have to be on multiple shows. And an extra-long episode where Klavi, Lamiroir and Machi talk about music. And Apollo, Edgey and Kristoph about law. Dessie about motorcycles. Maya and Pearl about spirit-channeling. Trucy about magic. Uendo about rakugo. Atipha about skydiving. Gress about space. Aura about robots. Athena about psychology and running. Ema about forensic science. Yes, this will be great.

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Hot nights, hot coffee and hot television shows. Mehehe.

Oh yesss. <3 And the Gramaryes about being bitches!

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That's both really funny and really sad.

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I had a long weird dream again. It was as if Subby were struggling to maintain some mind of logical consistency at first, but then just gave up and went the superhero route.

I had this vision - a dream within a dream, if you will - that there were enemy forces seeking my destruction again. And something, something, the villain somewhat resembles Redd White.
"Redd White?" I laughed. It came out so suddenly I wasn't sure how else to react.

Anyway, I "woke up" in a dormitory, and a roommate of mine had invited over her dad and her little baby sister. While they were being respectful, the brat was not. I think I woke up to her whining. And they came to me to ask for help to try to calm her down. At some point, Edgeworth came along and I got him to try to calm her down. Apparently, upon seeing him and his frilliness, she giggled and wanted him to carry her. So he was forced to babysit the kid as my roommate and her dad went somewhere.

I have to admit, I got just a little jealous of the attention he was giving her because I seem to recall I called him over for a get-together. And then I got the brilliant idea of sneaking up on them from the rafters above. It wasn't so brilliant. I couldn't find a way up there. And I even went out to the commons and the arcade room to think about what to do. I decided it was best to go back and just talk Edgeworth out of it.

While I was trying to convince him, though he seemed nervous about leaving the kid in case she started screaming again, I hear a faint alarm of sorts. Strange that it was faint. We decided to check it out. Good thing he somehow got the kid asleep.

We met up with Nick and Maya along the way, and it seemed like they also noticed something strange happening outside. So we went out.

There, we noticed a crowd surrounding a patch of field surrounded by a fence - probably where the soccer (ahem, football) team would meet for practice. However, there were no people on the field this time. Instead, there was a giant pizza, the size of a baseball diamond, that was sizzling under the sun. Apparently the moon was also up and was so reflective that Maya thought there was another pizza in the sky.

Edgeworth was fidgeting nervously about how nothing makes sense anymore, so Nick and Maya tried to comfort him. Unfortunately, some stormy clouds rapidly began to form above us and from there, giant pieces of pizza toppings dropped down upon the giant pizza. Even Nick had to admit that he was starting to feel faint too.

I came to the conclusion that it couldn't possibly be a case of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" and in fact was the work of an alien spaceship that was creating a giant pizza to feed their people. They got mad at me.

But I wouldn't have the school endangered - those were biiig falling hazards - just because some aliens wanted pizza! So I jumped into the air and zipped up into the sky. Then Maya shouted to me, saying I need to keep my identity safe, in case people see me. So I transformed into a blue Chinese dragon and zipped into the sky above the clouds. Some confused firefighters had just arrived on the scene and saw this serpent flying into the sky. In any case, they tried to put out the fire anyway.

Above the clouds, I was delighted to see that I was right and there was a large spaceship flying high and dropping ingredients through the clouds with some kind of light beam firing at the ground. Apparently it was also the main source of heat that was causing the pizza to sizzle below. I flew by and knocked on their ship to tell them to stop it.

I guess they must have gotten upset/scared because they started launching their giant ingredients at me. I dodged, but then when a giant block of cheese fell beyond the field below, people screamed, fled, and mass panic ensued. I flew back down to join my friends and changed back to human form. But while Maya, Edgeworth, and I got away, Nick was a bit late. He got caught up in the search light beam from the alien spaceship. As he was pulled upward, I jumped and clung onto him, but we both got pulled up.

Once aboard, we were thrown into a stable where they kept some rather tall and long horses - they were horses, but stretched. Also, these horses were a mix of demonic evil with angelic white skin and hair; demonic because they were actually omnivorous and were going to eat us. Nick yelped and hid behind me.

Well, I wasn't having any of that. I punched, kicked, and suplexed my way out of them. I even sent a couple flying out through the metal walls and they broke open a large hole. Unfortunately, I didn't keep an eye on Nick. It seemed some alien snatched him away before I could get back to him. And then the leader of the horse pack - a gallant horse that was bigger than the rest - came out and snorted furiously. And then the other horses I thought I had knocked out got back up. I decided it was time to run.

While I was being chased by demon horses, I found Nick in another room with a female alien. Apparently, she found him "appealing" and wanted to "court" him or something. She even had him dressed up as a matador (?) with a pony tail (??) under that hat (???) and had a wedding planned and all. While she wasn't looking, I tore him out of the costume (thankfully he still had his suit underneath), grabbed him and ran. While he was glad to be out, he wasn't happy to know that the horses were still around.

Well, it turned out we had to go back to the stable because now alien security was on our tail. With Nick on my back, I charged through the horses and ran back to the stable. Then we leapt - well, at least I did - out the hole and fell through the sky. I changed back to my dragon form and drifted safely to the ground, but I think Nick passed out. I dropped him off next to Edgeworth and Maya, who were still around for some reason, and finally Edgeworth fainted. Maya wasn't sure what to do with these guys.

Anyway, I had to go back up and fight with the spaceship, which was now - finally - firing its lasers. Too bad for the poor firefighters. Just as they were putting out the pizza, the lasers set it on fire again and they had to make a run for it. Sweep, swoop, whoosh; I dodged through them all and rammed straight into the front, teeth and claws gnashing. I was able to compromise their systems just enough that they had to abort whatever mission they had and flee. But not before taking the flaming pizza with them, of course.

Down below, people cheered. The threat was driven away. But whatever that dragon was, it disappeared. They wondered where it went, but it sounded like some became believers in a new religion.

Anyway, I was actually back in my human form and helped Maya get Nick and Edge back to the infirmary. When they finally awoke, claiming to have seen this "really weird dream", Maya and I decided to keep it between us, just in case they'd faint again. And then we all went out for pizza. The end.

And then I woke up hungry for pizza. But we don't have any! And now I'm sadly sipping from a bowl of instant noodles...


This show is great. When's it airing?

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Aw.


Great movie.


Oh. Hate it when that happens.


Atta girl!


Getting shit done in a polite way; I like it.


Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa-

-oh no.


*looks into the camera and winks*


Great.


Not great.

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Fully understandable reaction.

Read this as "I think I woke her up by whining". I misread things all the time. (At least I entertain myself with it.)

x)

Mommyyy!

Oh la la...? ô.o

:3

Yes. Laaadjick. For real this time. The laaadjick regarding the lack thereof.

That's frikkin' adorable. :D

Gotta hate when that happens.

Hilfe, that's disturbing.

>:D

What a kinky bastard. x´D And: try to court and having a wedding planned, damn, that's some planning ahead.

You go, dragon-Rubia!



Ahhhh. :D

Awww. :( I feel your pain, felt just about the same some nights ago, instant noodles 'n all.

Hopefully soon. Hopefully really soon.

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Timmari said something to Nahyuta through an open window.

"Timmari's attraction to Nahyuta's [?] is a bit like Godot's attraction to Ron's hips". I think it was like... things people usually don't actively consider attractive when it comes to men.

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:3

Ron's hips. :D <3 And aahhh I really want to know what that was! Damn.

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Someone joked that Apollo should "write like THIS with some words in CAPITAL LETTERS" because he has CHORDS OF STEEL. I think it was a drunken conversation. Might have been at the Nahmari-wedding.

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They don't lie!

He DID that in case 5-2! But THAT was probably MORE because that DAMN L'Belle had a BAD influence on him by SPEAKING like that!

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DAMN you FLORENT. And damn all the WITNESSES that has a SPEAKING pattern that RUBS off on THE lawyers!

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Phoenix suddenly speaking like Gant to Gant is one of the best things to come from case 1-5.

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Agreed.

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We continued playing Mario Party,but the terrible newer ones. I thought we were living in World War II and thought we were gonna die,but I was wrong.

Alfendi made a friend with one girl on the forums. I was sitting next to him and though I heard some kissing sounds. Then he drove me back home on a vehicle where there were jungle gyms instead of seats band I had to hold in my burning urge to use the bathroom for nine hours while trying to balance at the jungle gym on the back.

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What a ride.

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In the defendant lobby after 1-4, Phoenix gave Edgeworth a hug and wished him a happy new year. I appreciated how natural and casual it was, all things considered. Just a guy giving his buddy a hug for the holidays.

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SC: That sounds highly unpleasant.

GfM: Aw, that's sweet. I love such casual-cute things.

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I dreamed something about Retinz. I remember his shorts. And something about me finding them cute.

Ema visited Khura'in because Yuty is a nice buddy and she thought it would be fun to meet him again. Apollo welcomed her and they went to Yuty's office, Ema thought it smelled like smoke - it was Apollo's fault that it did.

I had a theory that the only real judge is the regular Japanfornian one, the Canadian one and the Khura'inese one are just ordinary people posing as judges. I don't know how I reached that conclusion.

Apollo received a package. And so did Yuty and Timmari. Yuty wasn't at home when the mailman arrived, so Timmari was the one that the mailman gave it to.

A few days ago I dreamed that Yuty didn't find it awkward when other people were sad, but this dream said that he felt awkward when he, himself, was. (I kinda took that for granted in the last dream, especially since I dreamed that he found it a bit embarrassing when people had noticed that he was sad.) When he is, he likes to hang out with Apollo (nice distraction), or just sitting down next to Timmari, leaning a little, and Timmari would hold him.

Then I thought "but he cried at his wedding!" Yes. From laughing so much. He wasn't sad.

During one of his laughing fits at the wedding he accidentally wrinkled a part of his trousers, somewhere between his right thigh and knee, because he took a grip without thinking. He was fine with it though, he thought that it could have been worse - they weren't torn. And nobody mistook them for a rag.

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Awwwwww :D


Awwwwww again :D


Why? Had he been smoking inside the office?


Oh, okay.


Comic relief


^^


"I promised myself I wouldn't cr-ahahahahaha-y! x'D"


Even though it said "trousers" I somehow at first understood this as he moved around causing his underwear to migrate a bit and sit wrong. I don't know how I reached this conclusion.

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Yees. The thought of them continuing to be friends is sweet. :D



It seemed that way. ;s I think he should stick to vaping when he wants to smoke indoors. Or perhaps that's what Yuty didn't like. "I don't like that smell, could you just light a cigarette or something if you want to smoke?" (Just realized that grandpa kinda did that to me when we were camping in liiike... 2013 or so. Sitting outside smoking, him asking me to direct the little steam clouds even more to the side - all while smoking a cigarette himself.)

Yeah, great with a comic relief when one feels down.

"*snort* There, there, darling. It's perfectly hahahaha fine to cry on an occasion such as this one. x´D"

Pfft, what on earth. xD "Ah, that's not a tragedy. :D"

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Maybe he was smoking out of the window.


Precisely! Just grab hold and adjust it like... so! :D Hup!
Apollo: I'll pretend I didn't just witness that. o.ô

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*two hours later*
Apollo: Look, I'm Nahyuta! *predenting to adjust his underwear* Hup! :|

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And while he's holding his junk already, he could teleport at the same time just to confuse/show off.
Nahyuta: That was a horrible impression of me. :|

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"Hup!" indeed. xD

Yuty: Has anyone of you ever seen me grab my privates and disappear out of thin air? Thought not. :|

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