Happy Maria
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Official Updater of Autopsy Reports
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Happy Maria
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Rayfa
Nahyuta
Dhurke
Athena
Ga'ran
Ahlbi
And other names
AAI - Ace Attorney Investigations
AAI2 - Ace Attorney Investigations 2
DD - Dual Destinies
SoJ - Spirit of Justice
GS7 - Gyakuten Saiban 7
Takumi
Yamazaki
And others probably
A new dawn.
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Apologies that I don't understand any of this. I know of the plan to worship Takumi, but I'm afraid I don't understand some of the terms. Forgive me, wiser-ly ones.
And to SC,
(... Now I feel like I'm Sal Manella... Also, we have officially overtaken a page.)
Happy Maria
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I'm ThyDoppelganger. 'Nuff said.
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If all the Ace Attorney characters were to work at a calendar factory, one person would be seen fleeing. Who would it be?
What should you call a person who witnessed the robbery of an Apple store?
Happy Maria
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iObject!
A new dawn.
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Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Words fail me.
Happy Maria
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Why did the baby cry?
Because he pooped his pants.
Why did his brother cry?
Because he was pooped on.
A new dawn.
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Happy Maria
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the playground on the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the playground?
Well,he was playing on some other playground,but accidentally crashed into someone when trying to get to the slide,and was thrown out of the park for that. The chicken then tried to sue the playground,but he lost the lawsuit and had to pay a good deal. So he decided to go to THIS playground...
A new dawn.
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)I just realised it's been almost a week. I'm so sorry for the lateness!
But now-
Taken from a book called 'Disorder in the Court':
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Happy Maria
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How does Mario get in contact with ghosts?
With a Luigi board!
How do ghosts get in contact with Mario?
By slamming into him.
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Really.
Nice. But not for Mario, that's for sure.
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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
A new dawn.
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Back again to defend my skill, so without further ado-
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A magician said,"I'll count to three,then disappear. Watch! Uno,dos..." And then he disappeared without a tres.
Idol of Polar Bears
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A new dawn.
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Oh, that's sad. Will you get a new one?
How could he lie and not give his audience a tres?
would set him straight.
Happy Maria
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A magician decided to look for a better paying job. He finally, after a while, got an interview at a laboratory. He entered the room nervously. The first question he was asked was his occupation. In his anxious state, he accidentally stuttered, 'I pull h-habits out of r-rats.' When he realised what he had said, it was too late. The interviewer looked rather surprised. The rest of the interview progressed rather normally. Two weeks later, the magician gets a reply from them. It turns out he got the job! Where?
In the psychology section of the laboratory, of course!
A new dawn.
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Also, my long breaks are far too common at this point. Really sorry.
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Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Does everyone want a drink?"
The first logician says, "I don't know."
The second logician says, "I don't know."
The third logician says, "Yes."
A new dawn.
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Her? My, SC...
Happy Maria
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...
I will never be able to truly recover from that savage BURN. You trolled like boss ! SC RESIGNS !! You win...this time :(
But you get a prize! You are now...a certified Punmaster™! Here's the official badge if you'd like:
Ahem. Anyway. This was supposed to be a joke thread, wasn't it? Um, yeah. Right. Here's a good one. Well, it's actually pretty terrible, but somehow pretty hilarious. From 'Sarcasm' on Facebook (which I'm pretty sure is run by an Indian). Um...
Someone please validate my initial hysterics at seeing this. It may or may not have something to do with the incredibly forced onomatopoeia with the whole MA thing. Also the redundancy. "He stopped the cow...it stopped."
TBH the shitty meme format with Ray William Johnson down there really does diminish the effect of this, but still. Thank you to India for making such hilarious jokes.
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You need to Ketchup!
A new dawn.
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But to be honest, I was getting kind of worn down. I'm glad this ended where it did-
An official badge! And a title! My gods, that is awesome. I shall wear both with pride.
That is brilliant. Nothing more to be said.
Found this in one of my folders-
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Honestly, I'm glad too. It was getting really awkward and long and huge and drawn out and is suddenly starting to turn into a giant euphemism
Just like this scene from the game 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors! (Very very minor spoilers within)
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Happy Maria
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I'm ThyDoppelganger. 'Nuff said.
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Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice and I'm DIVINE!
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During the dark age of the law:
Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright and I was the LIGHT all the time.
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Phoenix watched a horror movie.
Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright and I was WHITE all the time.
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Apollo Justice on his ninth birthday:
Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice and I'm NINE!
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I shall shove myself out, thank you.
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Viewer discretion advised.
I'm ThyDoppelganger. 'Nuff said.
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Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice and I'll DINE! I shall have some WINE! AND ALL THIS FOOD IS MINE!
(The wine in question is grape wine.)
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Phoenix sums up his career.
Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright, and in courtrooms, I FIGHT all the time for the truth to come to LIGHT and justice to be served RIGHT! And in doing so, all my witnesses turn WHITE as they set their SIGHT on MY BLUFFING MIGHT!
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I shall shove myself out again.
Trainer Gold - Johto Champion.
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http://pa1.narvii.com/5806/85074bd75bdf ... 9d1_hq.gif
YOU JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON!!!
Hydrophyl the Feraligatr is going to rearrange the Phantom's kneecaps! You never know, I used him, and only him - to defeat the entire E4 and all of Kanto's Gym leaders, believe it or not!
I've become a DeviantArt member! Link to my DeviantArt Here:
http://articuno32.deviantart.com/
I'm ThyDoppelganger. 'Nuff said.
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As if turning things around wasn't enough...
Trainer Gold - Johto Champion.
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Which Australian town has lots of naughty people?
Which Australian town has lots of people who like to say hello?
http://pa1.narvii.com/5806/85074bd75bdf ... 9d1_hq.gif
YOU JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON!!!
Hydrophyl the Feraligatr is going to rearrange the Phantom's kneecaps! You never know, I used him, and only him - to defeat the entire E4 and all of Kanto's Gym leaders, believe it or not!
I've become a DeviantArt member! Link to my DeviantArt Here:
http://articuno32.deviantart.com/
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Largest city in the world?
Most shocking city in the world?
Most shameful city in the world?
Worst city in the world?
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