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"Because drinking inhibits self-control, and that's the last thing any of us need right now," Sayako huffed, holding her hand out. "I'll go dump it out."
Then she heard Ryuji's crazy statement and gaped at him. "F-five years ago? How old were you when this happened?"
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"Because drinking inhibits self-control, and that's the last thing any of us need right now," Sayako huffed, holding her hand out. "I'll go dump it out."
Then she heard Ryuji's crazy statement and gaped at him. "F-five years ago? How old were you when this happened?"
"E-Err..." Ryuji hiccuped to Sayako's question, face still planted on the table. "Dunno...what's seventeen minus five..? Can't do math right now..."
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"It's not alcohol, " said Arthur, grinning. "Monomi would never let us have alcohol. Certainly not access to sake in the cafe kitchen, either. This is 'olive oil', see?"
He motioned to the obviously sloppily written label saying simply "Olive Oil".
"Although, given the situation, I think maybe I've had enough 'olive oil' for one night. Don't want to overdo it. I only thought people would want a small serving with their dinner..."
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He exited the auditorium and.. stopped in his tracks. "No littering.. Right.." He sighed and made his way into the kitchen and dumped the contents of the bottle into the sink. He then threw the bottle itself into the trash can. "There we go."
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"Er...seventeen...minus...carry the one..." Ryuji said, waving his fingers in the air and trying to solve the math problem.
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"I.. strongly agree." Matt sat down on a chair. "Who knows what would have happened if people drank more of that." He then turned to Arthur.
"It's not olive oil. Taste, label and smell are all different. It's sake, isn't it? And where did you get it from?"
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"God.. damn it.. your wording.." Matt stifled a laughter.
"You really need sleep.."
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He then turned to Ryuji. "Seventeen minus five...let's see, that's 10 and 7 so...5 and something, I think. "
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He then turned to Ryuji. "Seventeen minus five...let's see, that's 10 and 7 so...5 and something, I think. "
"How much did you guys drink?" Matt sighed snd facepalmed. "Seventeen minus five is twelve. It's easy."
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He then turned to Ryuji. "Seventeen minus five...let's see, that's 10 and 7 so...5 and something, I think. "
"How much did you guys drink?" Matt sighed snd facepalmed. "Seventeen minus five is twelve. It's easy."
"S-Shoot," Ryuji hiccuped. "I got drunk when I was twelve..? I-Isn't that illegal or something..? D-Don't tell Cesar, I don't want h-him to take me to court..."
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"I feel the same, don't worry. I'm sure this cataclysm will be over soon enough."
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" this cataclysm will be over soon enough."
"Cata-what? Why are you talking about those old burial things here? You think one of us is gonna die?"
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"You really need sleep.."
"You're right Matty." Flo stumbled about. "Take me to bed will 'ya?"
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"You really need sleep.."
"You're right Matty." Flo stumbled about. "Take me to bed will 'ya?"
Matt's cheeks flushed red. "I have no words. I think God is dead and you killed him." He scooted a little further away from Flo.
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" this cataclysm will be over soon enough."
"Cata-what? Why are you talking about those old burial things here? You think one of us is gonna die?"
"What the hell?" Matt tilted his head. "Okay guys, seriously, how much did you drink?" Matt burst out in laughter. "I mean.. 'pour it in me'.." He laughed out loud again, holding his stomach.
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Ryuji's face was still planted on the table as he gave a thumbs up.
"D-drink responsibly..."
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"Better bring all the gold you have then." Matt chuckled. "How did this even happen? Pour it in me.." He started lauthing out loud again.
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"I don't have much gold, but I'll give literally anything I can." She shook her head, unable to continue. Her shoulders were shaking as she laughed harder.
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Just as he finished laughing, he started laughing again. "No.. stop.." He was having trouble breathing at the moment and almost fell to the ground once.
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"Her name isn't.. her name isn't.." Before he could finish his sentence, he started laughing again but this time he ended up falling on the floor, making a loud thump sound. "Oh.. oh God that actually hurt.." He kept chuckling though.
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"I'm afraid you're confusing me with a comic book character, Flo," Alchie managed to say before falling into fits of laughter again.
"Cesar, no!" She shouted, although the effect was ruined by the laughs that broke her sentence.
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"Sorry, sorry. Aquaman take me home!"
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"Sorry, sorry. Aquaman take me home!"
"No.. Stop.." Matt laughed out loud again, as he was powerless. "Stop.. I can't move.. God.. d-damnit.."
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