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SHORTFIC/DRABBLES
Never Today
No one can change their past; the only thing left to do is try and live for the here-and-now.
Dancing Lessons
Phoenix dances madly (and in very poor taste) to his choice of 'music'.
Play It Again, Sam
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine."
Who You Gonna Call?
Edgeworth goes to spend the weekend at Wright's apartment and regrets ever letting the other man watch Ghostbusters.
Secret Agent Handyman
After Gumshoe breaks something, he proves that homicide detectives are mother nature's carpenters.
ONE-SHOTS AND MINISERIES
Friday Night Lights
Pearl and Phoenix introduce a reluctant Miles to the joy of bottling fireflies before dinner.
Freeze Frame
Miles is forced into an automatic photobooth while putting up with one of Wright's ridiculous "dates". It does not go well at all. (Includes drawing.)
The Newest Acquisition
In which we discover how a madman comes to own a cat.
The Courthouse Carpool Initiative
Our favorite defense attorney and two cranky prosecutors must try and get along in the same car for the sake of saving the planet.
January Embers
A bitterly cold winter finds Phoenix playing a desperate game of hide-and-seek.
A Time For Everything
Phoenix is confronted with an ugly truth about his 'relationship' with Edgeworth, and must come to a decision about whether or not it's worth continuing. R.
Steeped In Thought
A younger Miles takes a serious moment to contemplate his tea.
Ribbons
Miles, Larry, and Phoenix on the last day of school before the Christmas holidays that went wrong.
Bells Will Be Ringing
Phoenix is home alone for the holidays, and receives an unwanted visitor. This is the counterpart to Ribbons.
SO VERY LONG IT HURTS
Socks in the Dryer
Everyone goes tumbling through the spin cycle of life--only a few will come out all right in the end. Takes place between 1-4 and 1-5, with a tiny bit of tinkering and/or playing with the storyline as I see fit. Obviously, will have spoilers for all of Ace Attorney. Part casefic, part 'romance', and the occasional kidfic-flashback as needed. Runs from serious to silly and back again. Has Phoenix/Edgeworth. Pet project that I both love and hate, depending on the chapter.
Intro, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (First Half), 5 (Second Half), 6, 7 (First Half), 7 (Second Half), 8, 9, 10, 11 (First Half), 11 (Second Half), 12 (First Half), 12 (Second Half), 13, 14
Will update further when I do things I'm actually vaguely proud of.
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Is he doing JAZZ HANDS at the camera!?
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I guess from the other ones I've read, my favorites are Jack-o-Gantern (could really see that happening) and the Carpool Initiative (Punch Buggy! And the ending, oh god I nearly died. XD). And The Newest Acquisition...oh god. I can see why not many people seem to write Matt-centered fics. o_O He is a sick little git, isn't he? Congrats on making me hate him even MOAR.
Overall, keep writing, you got a lot of talent. XD And I like the picture in your sig, did you draw that?
Project Kallisti - PW SUPERHERO AU - UPDATED 1/11
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Yes, I drew my sig. I wanted something but I didn't want to bug anyone when I'm not even anything resembling a regular here yet, so. Heh.
Thank you for the compliments. Carpool and the Matt one are two of my favorites too--it will probably be a long while before I get the nerve to write another Matt story, though. It's very upsetting to have to be in that man's head, even in a semi-silly fashion. Oog!
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The Ghostbusters story and Play it Again Sam are easily two of my favourite drabbles, ever.
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Going Carrolling is unbelievably cute. But now I'm having images of Gant-mouse doing the backstroke in a cup of tea. D:
The Courthouse Carpool Initiative is one of the greatest PW crackfics the world has ever seen. I think I just about died reading it. XD
Now I just have to get around to reading Socks in the Dryer. :D
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No you just sign up and go to it.
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It's not anything fancy, but I have it on good authority that it might rot your teeth out. I absolve myself of all dentistry bills you may or may not acquire post-reading.
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Miles blinked. “It is?”
“Yeah!” Phoenix replied, pocketing the deck. “Mom never lets me have cards. She says they’re the ‘gateway to becoming a hobo’, or something weird like that.”
...
Ahahahahahaha!
Also, my teeth hurt like hell now. Thanks a lot. :P
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It's not anything fancy, but I have it on good authority that it might rot your teeth out. I absolve myself of all dentistry bills you may or may not acquire post-reading.
I am totally in love with this story, as you know. It almost made me cry XD
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I just read the carpool one. YOU ARE AWESOME!!! One of the best crackfics I've read.
Just a note, all: I haven't been on in a while, so I'm trying to get my little persona here back in order. I won't be on as much in the future, maybe a few times a week. Sorry!
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A few of your drabbles and oneshots were quite enjoyable. I know it says you weren't sure about A Time for Everything, but that one so far is my current favorite from you (even with the song reference, heh). I have only read a few so far, but they've all been great
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Note the second and more important: Aww, y'all are making me blush, you know? And I'm not kidding. My cheeks are burning and the lady across the computer desk is sort of staring at me for it.
Graph, I'm glad you liked Carpool, and I hope I continue to make you laugh when I can.
PouchedRat, you have absolutely no idea how honored I am that you would mention me in the same sentence as Croik and KingMobUK. A Time For Everything is kinda growing on me; and, heh--had to do a song-inspired fic at some point, I guess. Best to have gotten the urge out of my system so I'm never tempted again, eh? ;)
Valentinite, I thank you for your comments (as always!) and am wiggling in glee at hearing that Socks does so well at the game-mimicking. Hopefully, future chapters will be just as enjoyable for you.
And KingMobUK, you flatter me with your kidfluff-love. I will be sure to sneak in another bit of the stuff when you least expect it. :D
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SOME THINGS NEVER GET OLD was totally inspired by The STyle Council's "You're The Best Thing (That Ever Happened)" which is why it's so tooth rotting XD ALL my Manfred/Miles stuff is written to The Prodigy although I can't listen to "Breathe" any more since that was on repeat when I wrote CLOSE YOUR EYES.
Music is inspiring, that's just the way it is. But then, I am also inspired by smells and scents so go figure.
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Can't listen to Sheryl Crow's "I Shall Believe" anymore, either. Wrote something absolutely depressing to it a month back and now I can't help but boohoo miserably when it comes on. So, in a sense, I get your "Breathe" problem.
And, HA. I knew there had to be someone else out there who gets plotbunnies because of various sensations. Most of them are from that, actually. o.o
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"You're the Best thing" by the way is my OLDER!Miles&Phoenix anthem. Ahahahah.
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I can't write anything (not even code) with music with lyrics on, myself.
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It depends what it is, to me. And what character I'm writing. Dance music can be handy though as it's largely lyric-free. I think that's why Prodigy work for me.
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It's silly, but I like it anyway, so here you go.
ETA: Good god, I've been in SUCH an angsty mood, lately. And I keep wanting to write the perfectly wonderful stuff that's been piling up in my head, but it's getting sideswiped by these horrid little crackfics. Grah. Tomorrow, I push them away and sit down and get my seriousfic on.
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**Never Today.
**Some removed to clear space for others.
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Anyway, writer's block, so bah to the whole mess and it'll still probably be a few more days before I finish the 50 questions assignment. At least I'm up to 30, though.
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Honestly, there does need to be more of Edgeworth doin' stuff but not necessarily really being in love proper. A romantic-Edgey is nice, but there's something to be said for the other way too.
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Honestly, there does need to be more of Edgeworth doin' stuff but not necessarily really being in love proper.
Yeah well, he does more of that than the other in my fics, as you have no doubt noticed *snort*.
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I HATE ALLERGIES ARHGG(*@!#%@. I swear it's like I've got cottonfluff in my head and trying to fight it off to write words is like attempting to wade through a poolful of jello to get to the treasure chest at the bottom.
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So, you know... that's just kind of how it works - even putting aside other issues of personality (which I think would have a massive additional influence). *Shrugs*. It's also kind of why I wince a bit at extended courtship scenarios unless they're genuinely to do with issues of "F**k me, it's a man!" on one side or the other.
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Although I personally also like the idea that, while he's been around the block a handful of times, he wouldn't yank Wright into bed straightaway from the first say-so, simply because it could possibly make a complete and utter mess out of a decent friendship.
...That, and I suspect that Wright would also have the potential to get a touch needy, which would be slightly off-putting.
Then again, I might also just be blowing smoke, so don't mind me.
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I tend to the view that the fear of losing a friendship would have to be gone over before it crossed the line in any way, and that how that line is crossed is largely irrelevant in terms of the effect on their friendship. And once it's crossed, it's crossed. If that makes sense.
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Anyway, as much as I support the idea of Edgeworth making sure it won't all blow up in his face first, I also support the idea that once he figures it's all gravy he'll run with it while the running's good. :P
And if I've misinterpreted, then that's my fault, because I'm on about five hours' sleep in two and a half days due to life and the universe being a general brat about things, and do let me know.
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...Man. I'd forgotten how funny everything seems when you can barely keep your eyes open.
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