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Posted because of some of the Puns that are in the games themselves.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/23631411/ ... _Names_Bad

My favorite is Envy Burger.

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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Whoa... that cracked me up. I want a name like that!
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Maya Buttreeks
Seymour Butz

8D -shot-

COULD THE SECOND NAME POSSIBLY BE LARRY'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OX!
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I remember going into a bookstore with my friend a while back. We picked up a small book called something like "Terrible Names Through History" and we decided to read it.
It has a few of the names from this website on there along with about 2000 others, I remember one being Raper Raper and another like Phil Inis (P. Inis). I must have been stood there for a good part of a hour reading, they must have been understaffed because they never came and shouted at us like usual.
What would really drive someone to name their children these things though?
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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SteveMalcolm wrote:
I remember going into a bookstore with my friend a while back. We picked up a small book called something like "Terrible Names Through History" and we decided to read it.
It has a few of the names from this website on there along with about 2000 others, I remember one being Raper Raper and another like Phil Inis (P. Inis). I must have been stood there for a good part of a hour reading, they must have been understaffed because they never came and shouted at us like usual.
What would really drive someone to name their children these things though?

People like me who want those kind of names.
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WhiteElephant wrote:
Maya Buttreeks
Seymour Butz

8D -shot-

COULD THE SECOND NAME POSSIBLY BE LARRY'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OX!


With who? He's had so many girlfriends that there are too many to name.




SteveMalcolm wrote:
I remember going into a bookstore with my friend a while back. We picked up a small book called something like "Terrible Names Through History" and we decided to read it.
It has a few of the names from this website on there along with about 2000 others, I remember one being Raper Raper and another like Phil Inis (P. Inis). I must have been stood there for a good part of a hour reading, they must have been understaffed because they never came and shouted at us like usual.
What would really drive someone to name their children these things though?



Possibly the parents wanted a unique name that only their child could have, or perhaps it was an acceptable name at the time, or maybe the parents were high, et al.

The list could go on.
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Oh... my... XD

Lust Garden? MUST BE A PRETTY POPULAR PLACE.

Lust T. Castle - Lusty Castle. ... o.o Care to give me directions to this place?

Envy Burger - Maya's best friend! 8D

All of the food names are downright cruel. D: Who would NAME their children that!?

Audio Science - I... have no words for this.

Same with all the Bart Simpson jokes - they're funny in the show, they're just mean when given to actual people. Can you imagine how HUMILIATING it must have been for them? I hope they changed their names as soon as they hit 18! D:

Just... wow. Shows how cruel and stupid some parents can be. =\ I may joke about calling my kids some things, but I would never actually GO THROUGH with it! (And I mean NICKNAMES even, not real names!)
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Xero Wright wrote:
Oh... my... XD

Lust Garden? MUST BE A PRETTY POPULAR PLACE.

Lust T. Castle - Lusty Castle. ... o.o Care to give me directions to this place?

Envy Burger - Maya's best friend! 8D

All of the food names are downright cruel. D: Who would NAME their children that!?

Audio Science - I... have no words for this.

Same with all the Bart Simpson jokes - they're funny in the show, they're just mean when given to actual people. Can you imagine how HUMILIATING it must have been for them? I hope they changed their names as soon as they hit 18! D:

Just... wow. Shows how cruel and stupid some parents can be. =\ I may joke about calling my kids some things, but I would never actually GO THROUGH with it! (And I mean NICKNAMES even, not real names!)


Some of them are pretty funny, even if they are cruel...

But I do wonder what the parents think, It would be fascinating to hear their logical deductive reasoning as to why their child HAS to have that name.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Skye y Ayasato wrote:
Xero Wright wrote:
Oh... my... XD

Lust Garden? MUST BE A PRETTY POPULAR PLACE.

Lust T. Castle - Lusty Castle. ... o.o Care to give me directions to this place?

Envy Burger - Maya's best friend! 8D

All of the food names are downright cruel. D: Who would NAME their children that!?

Audio Science - I... have no words for this.

Same with all the Bart Simpson jokes - they're funny in the show, they're just mean when given to actual people. Can you imagine how HUMILIATING it must have been for them? I hope they changed their names as soon as they hit 18! D:

Just... wow. Shows how cruel and stupid some parents can be. =\ I may joke about calling my kids some things, but I would never actually GO THROUGH with it! (And I mean NICKNAMES even, not real names!)


Some of them are pretty funny, even if they are cruel...

But I do wonder what the parents think, It would be fascinating to hear their logical deductive reasoning as to why their child HAS to have that name.

"I was high."
"I was drunk."
"HOW DARE YOU ASK ME?! DIE!!!"
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They're funny, yes, but after the humor wears off it's just downright depressing that these names exist.

((As a side note, I have no kids. I should have said 'joked about future kid names.'))
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I just had to show this:

Spoiler: APOLLO'S FATHER!!!
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Spoiler: REDD'S CHILD!!!
Bread White


Spoiler: GANT'S CHILD!!!
Cherry Gant


That's what I found anyway.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Skye y Ayasato wrote:

Spoiler: GANT'S CHILD!!!
Cherry Gant



But hasn't Gant already popped it? *SHOTT'D AND NUKE'D*
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Maybe, But remember 1-5?

He raped talked with Ema. Alone, In the dark, with no one to hear it.

So it's his and Ema's CHILD!
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WhiteElephant wrote:
Maya Buttreeks
Seymour Butz

8D -shot-

COULD THE SECOND NAME POSSIBLY BE LARRY'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OX!

Lies. All of it.

Seymour is Larry's twin brother.

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Okay SRSLY, "Tiny Hooker"???

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Willing to bet that at least half of the parents of these people prolly named them that on purpose
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:april: "Hello my name is Ima Whore."

....Why can I actually Imagine that being April's name?
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http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/ blah blah blah stuff Okay, I was gonna say something here, but you know what? Just click the link. Funny. Go.
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Ima Burger better watch out for Maya! :-P
Too lazy... hur hur.
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Ima Burger better watch out for Maya! :-P

:maya: Oral sex time!

I'm sorry, that was in bad taste... but you know she'd say that!
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And I thought that Luke Atmey was the worst name you could give to a child.....
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And I thought that Luke Atmey was the worst name you could give to a child.....

It's Fuck Atmey. Seriously. That's the WORST. NAME. EVAR.
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I just heard on the radio yesterday about this lady with the last name "Cox" named her baby Isaac.

Isaac Cox. Say it slowly. Creepy.
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That's just CRUEL!
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I just heard on the radio yesterday about this lady with the last name "Cox" named her baby Isaac.

Isaac Cox. Say it slowly. Creepy.

That's absolutely disgusting. Did you have to share that with us? However, I must admit, it was really funny. I'll be sure to tell my sister about it.

Some of these names are just cruel. I can't believe parents would actually do this to their kids. That's why I'm never having any. They're still hilarious, though! (That's called Schadenfreude, peoples!)
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I just heard on the radio yesterday about this lady with the last name "Cox" named her baby Isaac.

Isaac Cox. Say it slowly. Creepy.

That's absolutely disgusting. Did you have to share that with us? However, I must admit, it was really funny. I'll be sure to tell my sister about it.

Some of these names are just cruel. I can't believe parents would actually do this to their kids. That's why I'm never having any. They're still hilarious, though! (That's called Schadenfreude, peoples!)


I felt I had to share it for the sole reason that it IS disgusting. It goes to show you how crazy people will go with names.

...And I thought "Apple" was bad. =_=
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Apple is downright sane compared to some of these names.
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Ima Burger better watch out for Maya! :-P

:maya: Oral sex time!

I'm sorry, that was in bad taste... but you know she'd say that!


Maybe Phoenix Drive Maya, but I doubt the real Maya would act like that.
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There was a baby named Sephiroth not that long ago...

Made me lol.. kid has to live up to some certain expectations, now.. haha. When I had my kid, my midwife kept asking if I was going to name my kid after an anime character or video game character. I kept insisting I wouldn't, but she apparently said it's becoming more and more popular.

That's just as bad as those food names up there..
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Dick Assman

Ima Hogg

Dr. Hotti

Bikini

And that's all.

I also know a person with the name Treasure Hunt, but that's not really a "bad" name in my opinion, ^_^.
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