What do you see behind the mask?
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So true, pal. So true.
Aaah, the interwebs. Always able to give you a "wtf"-moment.
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it's a whole new catogory of pr0Nz. "Beasti-nari"
Love, learn, live.
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Gettin' Old!
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Oh...Oh...no
Thats not right..
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You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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Oh...Oh...no
Thats not right..
The master of Judging 64
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reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaLwxBGlP50
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You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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How would you feel if you found that?
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Well, a few months ago a lady that my mom knew needed a place to stay because the house they were moving into wasn't ready or something. She stayed at my house, along with her husband, teenage son, and two cats. We all ended up being close in the time they stayed here. Then I found out that the husband was a substitute teacher at my high school sometimes. He subbed my theater class, which I had with my friend at school. I was telling her later about how I knew him.
Anyway, a few days ago there was a big Christmas party at my house. The family that stayed with us and my friend at school's family were both invited. I then found out that the teenage son and my friend knew each other. They went to the same school last year and carpooled together. The lady that stayed with us started to recognize my friend too. Funny that one of my friend's classes was subbed by the father of one of her old friends and didn't know it!
So basically, two people I know, unbeknownst to me, knew each other from school last year and hadn't seen each other since then. They reunited at my Christmas party and I realized that we all knew each other.
What a coincidence.
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What do you see behind the mask?
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Watch it. Seriously.
ARU.
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) posted a humongous picture of a blonde pigtailed anime girl naked--with a penis, and spraying pee or something. And milk was "oozing" from... eh you know. Hey, I didn't observe it or anything. It was just that big a picture.The post was reported a few seconds later. <_<;
2.) This would count rather scarring for me: there was a building construction just across the road of my school (I was in the 7th floor if I remember correctly. Our school is more tall than wide.) I was just watching them work since I was bored, and suddenly I saw something drop. A person. Really fast. I looked down, and couldn't see the body since passers by were already crowding over.
I don't know if the guy survived, but even if he did, that was scary. And I've already set it in my mind as "the first death that I witnessed".
Gettin' Old!
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And hopefully the last.
Almost Ace Detective...?
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Signature by the amazingly wonderful Vickinator!
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In sixth grade, let's see, we were out at recess. A few friends and I were walking around on a soccer field (it wasn't being used, at the time) and we find something on the ground. We thought it was a clicky pen, so a friend picks it up and starts trying to click it. But to his dismay the pen doesn't click. We also noticed that it smelled terrible, but we attributed that to the fact that it had presumably been sitting out on the soccer field for days. He decides to take it inside school to try and fix it, because he needs a pen.
He takes it inside and our teacher that day (an old lady, a substitute teacher) sees it and seems to recognize the object for what it actually is, though she says nothing about it. She only asks a student to take it down to the nurse's office. On the way there, the student ends up vomiting because of the object's strong smell.
We later learned that that supposed clicky pen was actually a "case for an inter-uterary device."
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In sixth grade, let's see, we were out at recess. A few friends and I were walking around on a soccer field (it wasn't being used, at the time) and we find something on the ground. We thought it was a clicky pen, so a friend picks it up and starts trying to click it. But to his dismay the pen doesn't click. We also noticed that it smelled terrible, but we attributed that to the fact that it had presumably been sitting out on the soccer field for days. He decides to take it inside school to try and fix it, because he needs a pen.
He takes it inside and our teacher that day (an old lady, a substitute teacher) sees it and seems to recognize the object for what it actually is, though she says nothing about it. She only asks a student to take it down to the nurse's office. On the way there, the student ends up vomiting because of the object's strong smell.
We later learned that that supposed clicky pen was actually a "case for an inter-uterary device."
I remember you posting that here before O:
Gettin' Old!
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1337aznprincesz
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and instead some smut story printed out. D:
it was my sister's.
and included two women, urination and a funnell.
OH GOD.
we later burnt it in our garden while my mum was on holiday.
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some sort of diabolical mastermind
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and instead some smut story printed out. D:
it was my sister's.
and included two women, urination and a funnell.
OH GOD.
we later burnt it in our garden while my mum was on holiday.
You mean you never kept it for blackmail purposes?
You never grilled your sister about it?
WHY?
Full of Foppish Fabulousness
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Something stranger, hm...
A few months ago, I was emailing my art tutor about Franco-Belgian comic book series (read: Lucky Luke) and she mentioned 'Asterix and Obelix.' About a week later, my dad found an Asterix book in a parking lot. It was from one of the local libraries, so I eventually returned it.
some sort of diabolical mastermind
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Something stranger, hm...
A few months ago, I was emailing my art tutor about Franco-Belgian comic book series (read: Lucky Luke) and she mentioned 'Asterix and Obelix.' About a week later, my dad found an Asterix book in a parking lot. It was from one of the local libraries, so I eventually returned it.
Just enclose it in spoiler tags. Should work.
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and instead some smut story printed out. D:
it was my sister's.
and included two women, urination and a funnell.
OH GOD.
we later burnt it in our garden while my mum was on holiday.
You mean you never kept it for blackmail purposes?
You never grilled your sister about it?
WHY?
i went up to her and said
'um cheryl you dirty lesbian. stop printing out such disgusting stories on our printer.'
she actually did this ->
and i now direct you to my last statement in the above quote.
which would've been easier to c/p rather than typing out all this nonsense.
Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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encyclopedia dramatica even said some pretty nasty things about CR's admin, Croik.
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DO THE RIGHT HAND WIGGLE~
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good thing no one was around!
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good thing no one was around!
So what was it like?
The Original Miranda Berry~ <3
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And a guy totally saw me coming out...
And gave me eyebrows like
and I was like O_O
The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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encyclopedia dramatica even said some pretty nasty things about CR's admin, Croik.
Pfft, "bitch-tacular sassiness" was great!
ARU.
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Sent to me by a friend from another forum. We had a weird time wondering whether we should have stabbed our eyes, stabbed the monstrosity, or cry in laughter.
Gettin' Old!
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Sent to me by a friend from another forum. We had a weird time wondering whether we should have stabbed our eyes, stabbed the monstrosity, or cry in laughter.
Agh....AGH...the perfection it's BLINDING!
Oh how I dislike literate roleplay.
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encyclopedia dramatica even said some pretty nasty things about CR's admin, Croik.
wow really :o
it shows popularity has two sides to it huh? :<
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DO THE RIGHT HAND WIGGLE~
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good thing no one was around!
So what was it like?
Pink.
Very pink.
My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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The following incident, however, left quite a painful scar. I had started to develop some tender feelings toward a certain woman in the ballet company for which I was dancing. She knew this and derived great amusement from making me squirm. I grew completely disillusioned with her when one night she brought her good-for-nothing boyfriend backstage and pretended to hump him for my viewing displeasure. They were both reasonably clothed, but my respect for her went through the basement nonetheless.
What do you see behind the mask?
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@Topic: I have the proof that Winamp has a mind on it's own. And that Godot lives in every cup of coffee. Or something like that ...
I just made myself some coffee and let Winamp running, still playing my complete music collection (currently 9600 tracks) on shuffle.
I came back with my mug and guess what song started playing right in that moment?
Noriyuki Iwawdare - Godot - The Fragrance of dark Coffee
...
My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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I remember you posting that here before O:
XD, I bet I did. I'm so forgetful when it comes to past posts I've made.
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Ok continuing, we were using the University's "gaming computers" so of course these were more better (they could play Crysis and such) now i just thought that they were installed, but they were all pirated! It was cluttered with Warez and Torrents. Someone asks if they can copy some of the games onto a USB, so the computer tech guy gives him the thumbs up. Unlike him, 70% of our group didn't bring USBs, so 5 people actually ran off to a nearby electronics store, and brought 15 4.7gb DVDs! Just to put the pirated games on it.
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When I was about 11 I had a wobbly tooth (I'm sure that's too old to still have baby teeth...). It finally came loose really late at night and I was so happy that I ran into my dad's bedroom.......
Well I saw him and my stepmam..... making babies.
I'd never been so embarrassed. The next morning they said they were only "wrestling" LMFAO
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Also yesterday at work I was v. embarrassed. I was chatting to a random colleague and he asked where I'd worked before and I said that I used to work in a solicitors.
Anywho about 10 mins later him and my boss are talking about work and boss says "well it's better than being on the streets".
Random bloke looks at me and goes "you used to solicit didn't you"
what................................... the............................... fuck......................
I was like errr..... WHAT? LOL he quickly apologised.
OMG! That's so mean
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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