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Memo to self: Don't express my opinion on Twilight in public; a good chunk of the fanbase is completely batshit loco.
Edit, before I forget-- Credit to Harry Miste for posting this in the "Twilight Spreads Like the Plague!" thread.
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When I was in high school, I went to jazz camp during the summers. I remember my first year I was very shy around everyone, and I was almost always embarrassed anyway. But on the second day we were there, at night we were all heading back to our dorm rooms. The guys were on the second floor, the girls on the third, and I accidentally ended up on the guys floor. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that since all the floors were identical, I didn't realize it was the wrong floor until I entered one guy's room... while he was changing.
The other thing that happened was last year at the fair. I got on one of the rides, and the guy running the ride was going around, making sure everyone was buckled in properly... and when he came to me, while he was checking my seat belt, he groped me! I was so angry and grossed out about it.
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Memo to self: Don't express my opinion on Twilight in public; a good chunk of the fanbase is completely batshit loco.
Edit, before I forget-- Credit to Harry Miste for posting this in the "Twilight Spreads Like the Plague!" thread.
ANOTHER TWI-HATER!
Huzzah for brains!
And... how on earth is this still alive!?
People.... we have too much free time. =D CARRY ON!
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Anyway, um. This is in the weird section. (I also posted this on my topic named "Incredibly Stupid people in the internet)
I was playing a Maple Story Private Server, when i guy said "Hey, i brought a NX item, but it didn't appear in my inventory" (NX items are cheap on the private server)
I replied "Clear our your inventory, it happened to me before as well."
YOU KNOW WHAT HE REPLIED?
"How do you clear out your inventory?" Gee, that guy got the "Official Idiot Award" for the day.
Also randomly on that private server, someone asked "Do you want to be my gayfriend?"
spr fckn srs peepz
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Ah, that's easy. A frozen to death hobo.
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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Which was weird because I went into that Gamestop to buy Pokemon Crystal...
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spr fckn srs peepz
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Thank you for citing one of the many reasons as to why I didn't take up WH40K and took up Warmachine instead.
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What do you see behind the mask?
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I looked at her funny and asked "Really?"
She gave a positive reply, and I had to constantly snort for the next couple of minutes then. The crazy fangirl that I am ...
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On most days i really cant get up, so one day i decide to drink coffee, my mom asks why and goes through the possiblities, one of them was "Do you want to drink it just to look cool?"
She read my mind.
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I've recently made the acquaintance of a genuine /b/tard. For some reason, he felt obligated to show me his collection of every picture he's ever found on 4chan and saved to his computer. Most of the material was... disturbing to put it lightly.
And because I'm so familiar with the memes, this guy considers me to be the closest thing to a real live "fem-Anon" that exists. Even though I generally make a habit of staying away from the chans (with the occasional exception of /v/ and /cm/, that is.)
Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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Over 9000 of the pictures on my computer are from 4chan.
Nothing illegal though... enless if Rule 34 on Nintendo DS is illegal... D:
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I'm wearing blue socks.
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Lol, you should of told your parents about this...
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The DS is what, 5 years old?
Your name has been forwarded to FBI. Have a nice day.
Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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The DS is what, 5 years old?
Your name has been forwarded to FBI. Have a nice day.
Oh man does that make me a Gameophile?
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Then I found out the lyrics.
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The master of Judging 64
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Give her the dick.
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SRSLY!!
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And that picture of 
in a bikini. 
MY EYES! I hereby rule the one who drew that picture 
of being .. well.. a creep.
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I know it's immature, but everyone just started cracking up. It was pretty pathetic and scary at the same time.
Why there was a condom on the football field I'll never know, and I don't think I want to.
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@dekillerevil
Some people retarded.
I haven't got any weird or awkward stories currently though.
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I know it's immature, but everyone just started cracking up. It was pretty pathetic and scary at the same time.
Why there was a condom on the football field I'll never know, and I don't think I want to.
I found a condom on the way to the PE block... in the dirt.
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Once when he had friends over, and he was playing Command & Conquer: Tiberium Wars (A RTS) over LAN, he was upgrading a unit and thought he could rest his eyes, so he closed his eyes. then he fell asleep in the middle of the multiplayer session! He said he was asleep for like 10 minutes. When he woke up his friends were "In his base killing his doods" (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/I_am_in_your_base_killing_your_d00ds)
Once at a cafe, my friend hesitated to buy something when he asked for the price, and the guy said "Oh c'mon, you cheapskate"
Also i usually tease my friend by saying "It's ironic how you have all the latest games, yet you don't have broadband"
At the school canteen, my friend was going to buy an ice cream (which had a red wrapper) and he had a red packet of M&Ms and he put those M&Ms in his pocket, and the Canteen workers thought he was trying to err, shoplift?
Once in class, i joked that my name was Jesus, and someone took it to seriously and told all his friends and almost the teachers :S
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LOL people can be so gullible. It reminds me of when I was at school. I don't have a middle name so my "best friend" told everyone that my middle name was Dorothy. Everyone believed her and some people even started calling me Dot.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Gettin' Old!
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I know a girl called Storm
Thunder is a cool name.
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Someone asked "Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would kill for it"
I posted yes.
AND someone posted "Have you ever shoved something up your ass" 5 seconds before i posted.
I lol'd.
Also this:
http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=703431
Give her the dick.
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Gettin' Old!
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Someone asked "Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would kill for it"
I posted yes.
AND someone posted "Have you ever shoved something up your ass" 5 seconds before i posted.
I lol'd.
Also this:
http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=703431
Ouch bad luck.
Scarring moment for me probably in PE when I had gotten changed quickly and was standing in the hall chatting to someone waiting for the teacher when one of the ugliest whiniest most annoying girls in my class stepped out of the changing room nakie.
We were childish back then so groaned loudly covered out eyes and ran into our own changing room to spare our brains.
OH, SNAP
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when i should go to school with my sister and cousins, we found a old lady on the floor
first tought we she's sleeping then i would wake her but then i saw a pool of blood,
and then i realized she fell out of the window
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Ummm and my friend's 4chan obsession...that was scarey ><
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Look down and realise your bra is showing clear as day through your new top.
Die.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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e.g there was this person that asked "how to unblock facebook" and that was it.
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e.g there was this person that asked "how to unblock facebook" and that was it.
Exactly. The answers are often off-topic too. And then there's those retarded-looking avatars... *shivers*
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