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Yea, what's the best thing that's come out of his mouth? ... Don't read too deep into that...
I actually like that quote about him teaching Phoenix "how to construct a proper sentence" during 2-4. xD
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*waits for looby*
Anyway..er..
"What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!"
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i win.
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"Objection! [...] I was hoping to come up with something while I was objecting. I didn't. [...] Objection!"
Judge: But what would you have her testify about?
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)
lol boobs.
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Yeah This is the one I meant xD
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YES. XD
Urgh, I wish I could remember it word-for-word, but the one where he says to Phoenix something about being "saddled with unnecessary feelings." XD
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- Excellent work Wright Yeah, Mr. Wright oops!
No, by all means interrupt
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LOL! Aw someone got there first XD
Oh there's one where you're cross examining Dee and I think she tells Nick not to bang his desk and then Edgey goes;
"*bangs desk* yeah Wright! ... oops!"
Hahaha or sumfin.....
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Edgeworth: What is this festive-looking ornament?
Butz: It reminds me of art class in grade school.
Butz: We used to have a lot of fun decorating the classroom with origami. Remember?
Edgeworth: W-Well, I...
Butz: Oh, yeah... You were never any good at it.
Gumshoe: Really?
Butz: Yeah, this guy was so bad, he couldn't even fold a dollar, let alone a crane.
Butz: Everyone tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing.
Gumshoe: Really? I never would have expected that.
Edgeworth: Be quiet already! I'll never forget the shame of that day!
Edgeworth: You want a crane! I can now make a perfect quarter-inch crane without a single flaw!
Butz: ... You know, Edgey...
Butz: Nothing for nothing, but a quarter-inch crane without a single flaw is not easy.
Gumshoe: Yeah, that's quite a feat, Prosecutor Edgeworth!
Edgeworth: (Grr... This is exactly why I hate childhood friends...)
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I think that is close enough, but I like accuracy when I quote something. It just made me realize how much of a huge dork Edgeworth really is. He sounds like he was trying to be cool there, but failed massively.
I need to look up that constructing a proper sentence too, I remember that one being funny.
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I think that is close enough, but I like accuracy when I quote something. It just made me realize how much of a huge dork Edgeworth really is. He sounds like he was trying to be cool there, but failed massively.
I need to look up that constructing a proper sentence too, I remember that one being funny.
Allow me to save you the trouble. :P
"The assistant knew nothing of Mr. Power's injury! She could look the Steel Samurai look with that costume... But she couldn't walk the the Steel Samurai walk! She wouldn't have limped!"
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"Wright. I thought years of school would have taught you how to construct a sentence. If you can't make a sensible sentence with a subject, then I'll make one for you. Watch. Did you, Ms. Andrews, remove Mr. Engarde's knife from his room?"
[...]
"Subject, verb, object Wright. Did you skip basic grammar? The witness may continue."
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I barely remember
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I barely remember
And I agree, that was an awesome quote.
...NAILED IT
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I barely remember
And I agree, that was an awesome quote.
Yeah exactly! xD
I'm bad at remembering what they exactly said ;_;
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"The assistant knew nothing of Mr. Power's injury! She could look the Steel Samurai look with that costume... But she couldn't walk the the Steel Samurai walk! She wouldn't have limped!"
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"Wright. I thought years of school would have taught you how to construct a sentence. If you can't make a sensible sentence with a subject, then I'll make one for you. Watch. Did you, Ms. Andrews, remove Mr. Engarde's knife from his room?"
[...]
"Subject, verb, object Wright. Did you skip basic grammar? The witness may continue."
Thank you so much for posting those for me. They are even better than I remember.
I don't remember that one well, but it is totally awesome too.
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Everything Edgeworth says is awesome.
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Edgeworth: Your Honor! What do you think of the witness's statement!?
Judge: I don't think there is a problem with it.
Edgeworth: Hmph... You say that with such gusto that I suppose I must agree that is all there is to it.
Judge: ... Don't get smart with me! Get smart with this penalty!
Edgeworth:(It would appear that even I can make mistakes...)
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LOL. What a dick.
But an awesome dick, mind you.
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But an awesome dick, mind you.
True that. <3
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Vasquez: Don't hit your desk. It irritates me.
Edgeworth: *slams desk* Yeah! Mr. Wright...!
Oops.
Vasquez: ...
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YES. That's in, like, my top five probably.
Loved the look on Gant's face after that. xD
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)
DAMN. Which game/case was that in? I can't remember~ D:
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Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)
DAMN. Which game/case was that in? I can't remember~ D:
1-3. When Vasquez is about to get away, and Phoenix's protests in court don't do a thing.
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"What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?"
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LOL. What a dick.
But an awesome dick, mind you.
There's a penis joke in there somewhere...
"Is there some kind of kick me sign stuck to the defence's bench?!"
let's just tell them that we met in jail
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oh gawd, i lawl'd at thet. anything Edgey says when you get to play as him in 3-5. especially ...
"It's a ... PSYCHO-LOCK!!!!"
Edgeworth: Mr. Wright, if you have anything to say please let it be one word or less.
Phoenix: ....
Phoenix: ARRRGGH!
Edgeworth: *trademark Edgeworth bow* I rest my case.
XD
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Totally missed that. You're very welcome. ^_^
Edgeworth's huge "NOOOOOOOOO!" when loads of psycho-locks appear over Larry after he's only just finished breaking some is pretty funneh.
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"I feel foolish"
Cant remember when or exact words :(
Good 'til the last drop.
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"I feel foolish"
Cant remember when or exact words :(
WHOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!..................................
...I...I feel foolish...
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*fangirls over this piece of dialogue*
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Ahh! I would Never have called this Witness if i knew it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!and..
(to oldbag) Ill give you a piece of gum if you testify!The bill for the gum will be coming to your office Wright.
and basiclayy anything He says to Oldbag....
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"The prosecution is ready...naturally."
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yeah but he said it in 2-4 after he announced he would be the prosecutor after
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: "The prosecution has been ready for a while." : "What a stupid question."
"..."
What the Devil is going on here?
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(close up & speed lines) Can you prove it? I THINK NOT!
I CAN PROVE IT! WHAAAAAT?I lol'd at that.
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Magic of the Matt, baby!When Edgeworth finally breaks Larry's Psyche-Locks in 3-5, and then they reappear.
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And while it's not a quote exactly, Edgey constantly getting shut down by Gant in 1-5 is funny.
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Maya: But Mr. Edgeworth is a Prosecuting Attorney!
Larry: What? Edgey has a proboscis on his knee?
Maya: No, no--he's a "prosecuting attorney"
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