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Ignore the yellow skin.
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Customer: “Take off your glasses.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Customer: “They’re all pink and red; I can’t see your eyes!”
Me: “That’s because they’re tinted that way for a reason. Red increases contrast, and I’m photophobic.”
Customer: “What? You’re afraid of light? D*** VAMPI–”
Me: “–NO, no, no. It just means bright light hurts my eyes.”
HA! What I was randomly making up before is apparently a real thing! It could be like that... I guess...
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He is color blind - why does he wear the visor
1- It looks badass
2- It sees through womens clothing (what do you think he's doing during cross-examinations?)
3- It detects coffee.
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3- It detects coffee.
I approve of these reasons
Maybe it's how he activates the coffee in cup dispenser he hires for all his court cases O.o
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but then again he did say he was blind with out the glasses.... However Godot does like to talk in dramatic terms... 
so confused.
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but then again he did say he was blind with out the glasses.... However Godot does like to talk in dramatic terms... so confused.If you look through red celophane, you see how Godot sees- Red = white. I thought maybe he had photosensitive eyes, or that he was colour blind, but he'd still be able to see. I wonder if he just has poor vision :( Or maybe it's manga magic making the world turn for blind people ;)
Question then-
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Could be, but it still doesn't explain why it'd work for him but not her. His vision must work somehow, cause Lamoire's eyes aren't busted. Godot has a one up on her somehow, and I think it's cause he has sight, it's just not that great. Yet, he says he's blind.
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Could be, but it still doesn't explain why it'd work for him but not her. His vision must work somehow, cause Lamoire's eyes aren't busted. Godot has a one up on her somehow, and I think it's cause he has sight, it's just not that great. Yet, he says he's blind.
Maybe it's because eyes are like a machine: they have different parts, and if one breaks, the whole thing's shot. The visor does something to help Godot's condition, but would do nothing to help Lamiroir's.
I mean, if an axle broke you wouldn't go replacing the wheel. You'd glue the axle back together. Godot's visor is like glue that way.
Wait... if Godot's visor is glue, how did it fly off in 3-5?
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I wonder if it's permanent? IT'd be interesting if it gradually wore off cause his body got to heal.
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well of course do I think it helps him to see!
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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well of course do I think it helps him to see!
I think the question is more HOW it works. It's all funn saying it pours coffee, but I've looked at it and there's no way with modern technology it could be benificial. Plus he'd have to have some sort of vision for it to do something cause it can be knocked off. It's confusing T.T
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The second line of his visor makes toast.
The third line is his rarely used OPTIC BLAST emitter.
He can make coffee soaked toast, toast in a coffee cup, or a burnt mess due to the OPTIC BLAST.
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This is not 4chan. Rick Roll somewhere else.
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The second line of his visor makes toast.
The third line is his rarely used OPTIC BLAST emitter.
He can make coffee soaked toast, toast in a coffee cup, or a burnt mess due to the OPTIC BLAST.
OBJECTION! The first two lines make toast.
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The second line of his visor makes toast.
The third line is his rarely used OPTIC BLAST emitter.
He can make coffee soaked toast, toast in a coffee cup, or a burnt mess due to the OPTIC BLAST.
OBJECTION! The first two lines make toast.
And the coffee comes from somewhere at the end of the Prosecutor's bench.
I am NOT sure how I ended up quoting myself.
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Speaking of Godot making toast with his visor- you could TOTALLY parody Lady Gaga out of 'Poker face' with 'Toaster face."
Someone shoot 4chan if this isn't done already O.o
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Speaking of Godot making toast with his visor- you could TOTALLY parody Lady Gaga out of 'Poker face' with 'Toaster face."
Someone shoot 4chan if this isn't done already O.o
Why did you put that in my head? I can imagine him doing the Poker Face dance now. Oh god, he's wearing that leotard thing.
Aaand now he's shooting toast, while wearing that leotard *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
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Can't read my... Can't read my... You can't read my Toaster Faaaaace... Hey there kittens, wan't some coffee?
Can't read my... Can't read my... You can't read my Toaster Faaaaace...
Hey there kittens, wan't some coffee?
To-to-to-toaster face To-to-toaster face
To-to-to-toaster face To-to-toaster face
I couldn't resist.
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Can't read my... Can't read my... You can't read my Toaster Faaaaace... Hey there kittens, wan't some coffee?
Can't read my... Can't read my... You can't read my Toaster Faaaaace...
Hey there kittens, wan't some coffee?
To-to-to-toaster face To-to-toaster face
To-to-to-toaster face To-to-toaster face
I couldn't resist.
Wanna rewrite all the lyrics?
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Back to Godot and toast? He's pretty much a one-man breakfast with the toast and coffee.
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Can't read my... Can't read my... You can't read my Toaster Faaaaace... Hey there kittens, wan't some coffee?
Can't read my... Can't read my... You can't read my Toaster Faaaaace...
Hey there kittens, wan't some coffee?
To-to-to-toaster face To-to-toaster face
To-to-to-toaster face To-to-toaster face
I couldn't resist.
Love hon. Love. Have a cookie on me
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present-evidence/toaster-face-belated-parody-t17439.html
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I'm going to beat this horse until it's dead.
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I'm going to beat this horse until it's dead.
That is epic. In terms of size, and awesomeness.
I... I can't stop staring at it.
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omg- Lady Gaga would totally wear it too. It'd fit in perfectly with 'Toaster face'. The music vid in my mind is crazy awesome. It come complete with laserbeams and pole dancing >.>
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.OBJECTION! So wrong. I can't get through a test unless I have coffe. I get blurred vision without coffee. So that statement is a contradiction. TAKE THAT!
I am so sadd
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Caffeine overdose= not good. Godot couldn't possibly live on the amount he drinks, and I don't suggest anyone tries it.
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Customer: “Take off your glasses.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Customer: “They’re all pink and red; I can’t see your eyes!”
Me: “That’s because they’re tinted that way for a reason. Red increases contrast, and I’m photophobic.”
Customer: “What? You’re afraid of light? D*** VAMPI–”
Me: “–NO, no, no. It just means bright light hurts my eyes.”
HA! What I was randomly making up before is apparently a real thing! It could be like that... I guess...
I would asked you to remove them too if you were buying anything age restricted plus not seeing eyes scares people, they allow people to tell intent, mood, if they are looking at the cash register because they are going to steal etc.
Anyway, about Godot's visor. It is a huge HUD, giving him a bunch of information, images, analysis and youtube. A bit like the crazy guy in Serial Experiments Lain who uses a pair of goggle things to peep on people, surf 'The Wired' (Internet sort of thing) and such on the move.
I also like the idea of it being a peeping visor, looking at peoples underwear and recording things for play back later.
"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
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If the redness of his visor prevents him from seeing red, couldn't he just have a film to carry around of another color to put in front of his visor just to see red things?
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See, I have this German lens in my glasses cause my eye sight is totally naff (To those in the know- my prescription in my best eye is around -10), but I get these special Nikon lenses that are super thinned. The perscription they'd be if they were cheep lenses would be thicker than a beer bottle bottom, but cause of these lenses, they're nearly half as thick. I reckon in 30 years time, they'll figure out how to make it even MORE lighter and more powerfull. They'd be expensive, but how much would you pay to have good vision?
I did this for my Casino outfit concept
I reckon his visor holds the correct prescription for him, but in glasses, he can't quite make it, so he uses contacts also.
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