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ANYWAY, I tend to stick to the pre-Date Safety Orgasm method
Sorry. When I said more conservative, I was comparing my state to all states in general, not spicifically Texas. I misspoke.
Second, the WHAT?! Explain now.
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Texas is just the largest Conservative State, at least in Presidental Elections. Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Utah, Idaho and Wyoming are generally more Conservative.
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Pre-Date Safety Orgasm:
To prevent unwanted pregnancy without the use of contraceptive aids, the Pre-Date Safety Orgasm is used.
Basically, you jack off 2 or 3 times before the date to, uh, clear your manly organs. Then, when you go for it, you're much less likely to even release pre-ejaculate semen, and won't ejaculate.
However, you will likely still release some, so it's not nearly as effective as other forms of contraception. Plus, it's hell on your member. You can wake up the next day with a painful, swollen dick and you'll really have to give it some getting used-to so you can use the method properly. I knew a guy, once, who used it and went at it like 5 times that day. He had to go to the doctor.
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Not true. I took sex ed in 7th grade, and we were taught about condoms and other forms of protection.
For starters, how long ago was your 7th grade year?
Secondly, I wasn't. You're not from around where I'm from. THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.
1. I'm in 11th grade now, and we had sex ed about mid-year (though obviously I knew about stuff like this before that). So about 3 and a half years ago.
2. Jeez, you don't have to be a dick about it. You hadn't specified a particular PART of America.
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Pre-Date Safety Orgasm:
To prevent unwanted pregnancy without the use of contraceptive aids, the Pre-Date Safety Orgasm is used.
Basically, you jack off 2 or 3 times before the date to, uh, clear your manly organs. Then, when you go for it, you're much less likely to even release pre-ejaculate semen, and won't ejaculate.
However, you will likely still release some, so it's not nearly as effective as other forms of contraception. Plus, it's hell on your member. You can wake up the next day with a painful, swollen dick and you'll really have to give it some getting used-to so you can use the method properly. I knew a guy, once, who used it and went at it like 5 times that day. He had to go to the doctor.
I can't even do it twice a day without passing out.
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Pre-Date Safety Orgasm:
To prevent unwanted pregnancy without the use of contraceptive aids, the Pre-Date Safety Orgasm is used.
Basically, you jack off 2 or 3 times before the date to, uh, clear your manly organs. Then, when you go for it, you're much less likely to even release pre-ejaculate semen, and won't ejaculate.
However, you will likely still release some, so it's not nearly as effective as other forms of contraception. Plus, it's hell on your member. You can wake up the next day with a painful, swollen dick and you'll really have to give it some getting used-to so you can use the method properly. I knew a guy, once, who used it and went at it like 5 times that day. He had to go to the doctor.
I can't even do it twice a day without passing out.
Ahhhh now this discussion is one of the weirdest most awkward though maybe not scarring things I've seen thanks to that little confession and description.
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Pre-Date Safety Orgasm:
To prevent unwanted pregnancy without the use of contraceptive aids, the Pre-Date Safety Orgasm is used.
Basically, you jack off 2 or 3 times before the date to, uh, clear your manly organs. Then, when you go for it, you're much less likely to even release pre-ejaculate semen, and won't ejaculate.
However, you will likely still release some, so it's not nearly as effective as other forms of contraception. Plus, it's hell on your member. You can wake up the next day with a painful, swollen dick and you'll really have to give it some getting used-to so you can use the method properly. I knew a guy, once, who used it and went at it like 5 times that day. He had to go to the doctor.
I can't even do it twice a day without passing out.
Ahhhh now this discussion is one of the weirdest most awkward though maybe not scarring things I've seen thanks to that little confession and description.
You're welcome.
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As to you, Yaragorm, practice makes perfect.
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This is a really, really weird discussion. The weirdest/most awkward/scarring thing I've ever found is definitely this topic.
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This is a really, really weird discussion. The weirdest/most awkward/scarring thing I've ever found is definitely this topic.
If this is the worst thing you've found, then you have a hard life ahead of you.
Spicifically college life.
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And, I live in America, Blondie. America, where, thanks to Bush, the only thing schools teach is abstinence and doctors aren't allowed to pass out condoms... At least abortions are still legal, right?
You never referred to Texas specifically, just America.
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Well if the current conversation is scarring to you, then you better be prepared is what I was trying to say.
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There's a grocery store near my house where they have a farm in the front. I was walking past there one day, and there was a grocery bag tied to a fire hydrant with a cow pie in it.
I nearly threw up upon seeing this.
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There's a grocery store near my house where they have a farm in the front. I was walking past there one day, and there was a grocery bag tied to a fire hydrant with a cow pie in it.
I nearly threw up upon seeing this.
Whats wrong with a Cow pie?
I can't stop thinking about the Desperate Dan Cow Pies.
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There's a grocery store near my house where they have a farm in the front. I was walking past there one day, and there was a grocery bag tied to a fire hydrant with a cow pie in it.
I nearly threw up upon seeing this.
Everyday when I walk home from school, I see this diaper filled with frozen urine and poop at the park.
No one's bothered to pick it up since it first appeared a month ago.
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There's a grocery store near my house where they have a farm in the front. I was walking past there one day, and there was a grocery bag tied to a fire hydrant with a cow pie in it.
I nearly threw up upon seeing this.
Everyday when I walk home from school, I see this diaper filled with frozen urine and poop at the park.
No one's bothered to pick it up since it first appeared a month ago.
Well that's understandable because....would you?
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Well if someone paid me to it and I had a hazmat suit, then yes.
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That is...possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard... They HAVE this stuff on the electric interweb?
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That is...possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard... They HAVE this stuff on the electric interweb?
If you think that's bad I have 4 words for you.
2 girls 1 cup.
No, please don't google it.
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That is...possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard... They HAVE this stuff on the electric interweb?
If you think that's bad I have 4 words for you.
2 girls 1 cup.
No, please don't google it.
I have seen WAY more disgusting things on the internet. I can go on all day....
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...NAILED IT
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Other than that, when I was a little kid, I found all sorts of odd things in my old school's dirty, dirty, dirty bathrooms. In order of appearance: 1) a crayfish in the sink; 2) a huge bull frog swimming in the toilet; and 3) an entire family of ducks.
Oh, and a lot of stuff from this site
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As for my experiences, well, my dad is so strict and holy (Thank God for my dad! I always do.) that I haven't had any very shocking experiences. Hey, I haven't even watched Harry Potter because it's sorcery. Now I can, though since I'm old enough to know the difference between right and wrong, and my conscience has kept me from any experience that's worth mentioning here. Okay, maybe one awkward time would be seeing 4 Flying V gas stations in one car trip. And it wasn't even such a long trip!
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Bummer.
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Oh believe me, the folks who worked there were huge, drunk asses. But I guess it would make some sense since the school was in the province... and then again not so much sense because we had a huge freaking wall to separate the school from the animals.
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I once saw a rotting deer at this golf course though...
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Amputee porn.
apparently I still exist
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If not, that one time this guy sent me a rar named "Fairlion". I open it. It's a folder full of some female-looking robot being... ahem... given maintenance.
The awkward thing wasn't so much seeing it, but that it turned out I'd hit it.
If so, seeing my dad with the maid's daughter (underage, btw). I was pretty much freaked out, but then just told him to not be caught and to try and hook me up with the maid (the second one being tongue-in-cheek).
IT'S GONE NOW
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I've seen much MUCH worse porn out there....like ones where the people have multiple body parts...
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I mean what the fuck is a snuggie!?
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I have one. It just a blanket with sleeves.
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I have one. It just a blanket with sleeves.
What the hell is the bloody point of that!? I could do all the things in a snggie that I could do in a normal blanket!
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