Favorite DD/AA quotes

[Going for Miles]

What the hell? It's a thread about quotes, so what does the shipability have to do with it? And as you brought it up anyway; seriously,that was one step from actually saying straight out "I wanted her to have a romantic interest in me" and judging from the following lines it was obviously meant to be interpreted as a possibility, whether you like it or not, and whether you interpret it as such or not. And don't you dare "Objection!" or "Silence!" me now. *stomps away*

[Church Of Sumire]

Spoiler: DD Case 5

Aura:her respect as a co-worker wasn't all that I wanted!
Judge:Hmm...then what did you want from her?
Wright:...Did you really just go there, Your honor!?

I died at that moment xD

That was barely shippable. Plus, you're still alive, so how could you have written this?

as GoingforMiles said, how does shippable even apply to my post or this thread if its only what DD/AA quotes you like:P. Also it wasn't literal Baka xD

[Yash K. Productions]

What the hell? It's a thread about quotes, so what does the shipability have to do with it? And as you brought it up anyway; seriously,that was one step from actually saying straight out "I wanted her to have a romantic interest in me" and judging from the following lines it was obviously meant to be interpreted as a possibility, whether you like it or not, and whether you interpret it as such or not. And don't you dare "Objection!" or "Silence!" me now. *stomps away*

If you want, I can write a self-reflective essay.

Spoiler:

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[WaitingforGodot]

God-bloody-damn, get a grip. Why are you even discussing these things in this thread? Do you just want to provoke people? And you going "Silence!" has gotten a tad bit old now since that seem to be your standard reply to just about anything.

[Yash K. Productions]

God-bloody-damn, get a grip. Why are you even discussing these things in this thread? Do you just want to provoke people? And you going "Silence!" has gotten a tad bit old now since that seem to be your standard reply to just about anything.

That was supposed to be a quote. Remember:

Fulbright: I have him writing a self-reflective essay as we speak!
Athena: I doubt that will teach him anything.
Apollo: Yeah, he'll probably just write "Dotard" a thousand times.

And the "Silence!" is supposed to fit my title.

[Jean Descole]

God-bloody-damn, get a grip. Why are you even discussing these things in this thread? Do you just want to provoke people? And you going "Silence!" has gotten a tad bit old now since that seem to be your standard reply to just about anything.

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I didn't get the essay reference 100% since I've only played through DD 1¼ times, but I didn't take it as provoking. I just figured he was joking around.

[Church Of Sumire]

God-bloody-damn, get a grip. Why are you even discussing these things in this thread? Do you just want to provoke people? And you going "Silence!" has gotten a tad bit old now since that seem to be your standard reply to just about anything.

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I didn't get the essay reference 100% since I've only played through DD 1¼ times, but I didn't take it as provoking. I just figured he was joking around.

Plus from what I assumed from his profile he's just trying to be funny while in character.

[WaitingforGodot]

God-bloody-damn, get a grip. Why are you even discussing these things in this thread? Do you just want to provoke people? And you going "Silence!" has gotten a tad bit old now since that seem to be your standard reply to just about anything.

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I didn't get the essay reference 100% since I've only played through DD 1¼ times, but I didn't take it as provoking. I just figured he was joking around.

I just thought that the "Silence, no talk about homosexuality, homosexuality isn't logical" was reserved for his "Possible hints of pairings"-thread, why bring this up in a thread about quotes? (At least that's what I thought was the intention of "Silence, that was hardly shippable" etc, because it was a quote that could be interpreted as romantic feelings from a woman towards another woman.) Also; I read things way too quickly and thought that he was calling Miles a dotard x a lot for disagreeing with him. Somehow the "self-reflective-essay"-thingie totally slipped through my filter and disappeared into thin air. Read; Me dotard. At least for now.

And, alrighty, I didn't catch that quote-reference-thingie. My bad. I think I misunderstood his intentionssssss. Pardon.

[Going for Miles]

What the hell? It's a thread about quotes, so what does the shipability have to do with it? And as you brought it up anyway; seriously,that was one step from actually saying straight out "I wanted her to have a romantic interest in me" and judging from the following lines it was obviously meant to be interpreted as a possibility, whether you like it or not, and whether you interpret it as such or not. And don't you dare "Objection!" or "Silence!" me now. *stomps away*

I warned you GyakutenFanatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

...Oh! Oh? Oh hoh ho! S-silly me! *grunt* Did I, um, like... lose it? I guess I did. Tee hee! *wink*

A for effort on the essay though. Mind the 10-percent-rule at your next draft.

Anyway...! Topic topic topic!

Spoiler: 5-5

Trucy: Daddy, is that you?!
Phoenix: Trucy, is that you?! ...No! I mean, are you all right?!

[Yash K. Productions]

Some shippable ones:

Spoiler: 5-5

Blackquill: My honor-bound duty to protect my mentor's most valued treasure. (Referring to Athena)
Aura: Her respect as a co-worker wasn't all that I wanted! (Still investigating this)

And in my opinion, this one is totally shippable:
Apollo: I...I want to believe in Athena. I really do. But what is faith without doubt? That's why I need to question her guilt. So when the truth finally comes out, I can fully trust her!

Especially the highlighed part. I nearly cried there...

[WaitingforGodot]

And in my opinion, this one is totally shippable:
Apollo: I...I want to believe in Athena. I really do. But what is faith without doubt? That's why I need to question her guilt. So when the truth finally comes out, I can fully trust her!

Especially the highlighed part. I nearly cried there...

SIL... I mean... I can't see that as shippable, but to each their own, I won't debate it, it's not the right place for that as well as I don't care what people ship or don't ship. But anyhow, that quote is absolutely great. Very touching.

Also, I agree with Miles; "Is that you!?" That quote was glorious.

[Thane]

what is faith without doubt?

...Faith.

[Going for Miles]

Aw, at least he tried to make an immortal quote.

[Klonoahedgehog]

Man i love Scuttlebutt.

[Yash K. Productions]

Spoiler:

And in my opinion, this one is totally shippable:
Apollo: I...I want to believe in Athena. I really do. But what is faith without doubt? That's why I need to question her guilt. So when the truth finally comes out, I can fully trust her!

Especially the highlighed part. I nearly cried there...

SIL... I mean... I can't see that as shippable, but to each their own, I won't debate it, it's not the right place for that as well as I don't care what people ship or don't ship. But anyhow, that quote is absolutely great. Very touching.

Also, I agree with Miles; "Is that you!?" That quote was glorious.

Why did you have to un-spoiler that one? It's not like everyone who viewed this thread finished the game.

[Yash K. Productions]

I was (platonically) smitten by him by 4-2 already (examining everything in Wright Anything Agency just to hear his comment on the stuff) but he really has refined his jokes and sarcasm, despite still being a bit blunt. I really appreciate his occasional un-sense of humour.

In case 3 when Athena was about to say something she shouldn't (to Klavier?). Ayest to the nayest, Athena. No, I don't know, but it was something like that.

It was "Athena, ixnay on the ixsey."

[WaitingforGodot]

Why did you have to un-spoiler that one? It's not like everyone who viewed this thread finished the game.

Pardon, it was an honest mistake! I didn't realize I did that.

[Going for Miles]

I was (platonically) smitten by him by 4-2 already (examining everything in Wright Anything Agency just to hear his comment on the stuff) but he really has refined his jokes and sarcasm, despite still being a bit blunt. I really appreciate his occasional un-sense of humour.

In case 3 when Athena was about to say something she shouldn't (to Klavier?). Ayest to the nayest, Athena. No, I don't know, but it was something like that.

It was "Athena, ixnay on the ixsey."

Thank youuu!

[Ben Credable (PI)]

"You....Fool of a Tanuki!"

Simon Blackquill- Monstrous Turnabout

Really, just reading that line made me laugh like a mad man.

In case anyone doesn't get it. It's a reference to a line in the Fellowship of the Rings by Gandalf. "Fool of a Took."

Not sure if it was intentional or not, but it was amazing as hell to me!

[Yash K. Productions]

Judge: I shall give you eight years worth of penalties!
Phoenix: It's been eight years. Can't you go easy on me?

[Dr.Who]

Yuri Cosmos: "Oh, don't mind me. I'll just keep spinning here and see how the cosmos unfolds..."

That cracked me up

[Klonoahedgehog]

"Bird lover eh? Looks like were not destined to be best friends."

Turnabout Reclaimed

[TheBlackquillz]

I laughed at that one part in the DLC Case...

Spoiler: Not Sure, but Whatever

Blackquill: If you continue this mockery, I will subject you to forty lashes with a wet fish.
Athena: Not a wet noodle? That just sounds... fishy.
Phoenix: Hey, speaking from experience, anything is better than forty lashes with a whip...

I had to close my 3DS for a minute there.
You can even tell it's my favorite quote: it's my signature, so I guess the spoiler tag isn't needed...

[Marc]

"The way she makes it sound, you'd think Apollo was some kind of ancient god... Oh, wait..."

-Phoenix while cross-examining Junie in Turnabout Countdown.

[Hikari-chan]

Spoiler:

Blackquill's "Cut the existential bull or I'll cut you" in case 4. Dunno why, but it just cracked my crap.

[Naruhodō]

"IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!!! *jumps through air vent*

[TheBlackquillz]

"IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!!! *jumps through air vent*

Fulbright didn't jump through the air vent. Athena only heard his voice reverberating through it, before he burst into the room yelling "IN JUSTICE WE TRUST" at Apollo and Athena.
Even so, that was a funny moment, I agree.

[Naruhodō]

Fulbright didn't jump through the air vent. Athena only heard his voice reverberating through it, before he burst into the room yelling "IN JUSTICE WE TRUST" at Apollo and Athena.
Even so, that was a funny moment, I agree.

Oh, yeah. I forgot that the air vent being empty was what led to Apollo and Athena coming to the conclusion that the killer had been in the Forbidden Chamber.

[venser]

"Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me!"
-Athena Cykes, The Monstrous Turnabout

Just something about the fact that she quoted Pink Floyd lyrics is awesome!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaa? How on Earth did I miss that?!? I believe she also quoted some Queen lyrics when assembling the statue in T-Academy: "Don't stop me now! The artist inside of me just wants to get out and have a good time!"

Also, I liked that quote from the Monstrous Turnabout when Athena set up a secret identity for Apollo as "The Mysterious Firebrand."

[MBr]

How could I miss a reference to my favourite Queen song??

Turnabout Reclaimed, present the Attorney's Badge to Trucy

"Congratulations on your big comeback, Daddy! You look sharp in your suit!"
"...But I'm a little sad, too. Now I'm the only entertainer left in our agency..."
"That's not true. We still have Apollo."

[Going for Miles]

"Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me!"
-Athena Cykes, The Monstrous Turnabout

Just something about the fact that she quoted Pink Floyd lyrics is awesome!

I keep thinking of this when I listen to that song, like when he sings "I've become comfortably numb" I imagine it being Apollo who says it... kind of ruins the experience of the song.

[venser]

I keep thinking of this when I listen to that song, like when he sings "I've become comfortably numb" I imagine it being Apollo who says it... kind of ruins the experience of the song.

...I knew they needed to drug Apollo to get him through the trial... oh wait, he wasn't even injured at that point.
Now I'm ever further from hearing the song the same way again.

Anyway, there was this quote that appeared on AAI Wiki that made me laugh. It was from 5-1 when after hearing Tonate was under suspicion because he was on the bomb squad, Gaspen Payne tells the judge that Phoenix would probably be ruthless enough to suspect the judge had the murder been commit with a gavel, to which the judge responds angrily.

[MBr]

Pressing Dr. Crab:

Crab: You're even more birdbrained than Rifle.
Blackquill: Objection!
Blackquill: Witness, I will not allow birds to be belittled in my presence! Limit your disparaging comments to the defense alone!

Before I said that I would have wanted to face Klavier but this is the perfect case for Blackquill.

[Going for Miles]

Pressing Dr. Crab:

Crab: You're even more birdbrained than Rifle.
Blackquill: Objection!
Blackquill: Witness, I will not allow birds to be belittled in my presence! Limit your disparaging comments to the defense alone!

That's... sweet.

[Nearavex]

"Congratulations on your big comeback, Daddy! You look sharp in your suit!"
"...But I'm a little sad, too. Now I'm the only entertainer left in our agency..."
"That's not true. We still have Apollo."

My god, that never gets old xD

[Unmei25]

"F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!"

- Phoenix Wright

This- cause I actually always say this in RL XD

[MBr]

Get a penalty in Turnabout Academy

Athena: "Your Honor, can I at least get credit for trying?"
Judge: "Very well, I hereby award Ms. Cykes the court's 'Wasted Effort' award." *penalty*
Athena: "Noooooo!"
Widget: "Where's the love?"

[YoyoYoshi]

A few of my favorites:

An elephant and a rhino. They're as distinct as a defense lawyer and a prosecutor!

A real man doesn't make mountains out of mole hills, you know.
But that's precisely what Mr. Wright does best.

"WODS"? And what is that supposed to mean?
Your state of mind. I believe it stands for "wise, optimistic, dauntless, and serene."

Ho ho ho. You think I'm a yokai? Well, I WAS once known as a judicial monster of sorts. The beast of the bar, the demon of due process, if you will.

[grim_tales]

"Bloody hell! You duplicitous little-!"
-Simon Blackquill, The Monstrous Turnabout

:D
When exactly does he say that?
It did make me laugh when he told Fulbright (I think) to 'sod off' :D He seems British to me for some reason.

[MBr]

"Bloody hell! You duplicitous little-!"
-Simon Blackquill, The Monstrous Turnabout

:D
When exactly does he say that?
It did make me laugh when he told Fulbright (I think) to 'sod off' :D He seems British to me for some reason.

Of course he's British. He has an accent.

I'm still looking for the part when he goes "Balderdaaaaaaaaaaash!"