Favorite DD/AA quotes

[sliced-bread-no2]

No love for Hugh, guys?

Hugh O'Connor: "There are two kinds of seven-year breaks. The normal sort that you mouth-breathers take, and the sort that geniuses like me take."

[WaitingforGodot]

Judge: That metal box next to the witness stand... What purpose does it serve, exactly?
Blackquill: Since you asked so nicely... It's your coffin.
Judge: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Have mercy on meeeee!
Blackquill: ............. I jest. It's evidence.

Simon, Simon, Simon... I'm glad you clarified it wasn't his coffin, after all.

Also: "Gah! Wh-What absolute claptrap! Poppycock! Balderdash!"

[Yash K. Productions]

I'm still looking for the part when he goes "Balderdaaaaaaaaaaash!"

The Cosmic Turnabout, Trial Day 2.

[Yash K. Productions]

Athena:
But Orla is black AND white! ...Her body, I mean.

...Okay, who's idea was this?!

[MuperSarioAU]

Reviving this thread.

Spoiler: 5-4 Spoilers

Blackquill: "Hmph. Just because your grandchild is watching from the gallery...
...it doesn't mean you should try to show off too much... Grandpa Baldness."
Judge: "Prosecutor Blackquill! How did you know about my grandchild...?!"
Athena: "I think his grandchild just learned a little about the harshness of the adult world..."
Phoenix: "Setting aside the issue of grandchildren, I'd like to have the witness continue."

Spoiler: 5-4 Spoilers

Blackquill: "............You? A man of integrity? Don't make me laugh."
Phoenix: "P-Prosecutor Blackquill? (What came over him all of a sudden?)"
Blackquill: "You've spouted nothing but falsities since you stepped up to the stand.
You're not the kind of man that will be glorified in the annals of history.
Not for greatness, anyway............Unless you consider "greatest barefaced liar" an honor."
Yuri: "L-L-L-LIIIIIIIAAAAAAAR?!"
Phoenix: "(*gulp* His words bite harder than his blade...)"
Blackquill: "You moved Launch Pad 1 AFTER the explosions? My, how naive you are.
You fail to realize how even the facts themselves have betrayed you."
Phoenix: "You know... Just a thought, but modern English can be your friend..."
Blackquill: "And here's a thought for you. Immediately following the bombing...
Launch Pad 1 was on the Boarding Lounge 1 side. The police confirmed this on scene."
Phoenix: "WHAAAT?!"
Yuri: "L-L-L-LIIIIIIIAAAAAAAR?!"
Athena: "So that means... the director DIDN'T move the launch pad?!"
Blackquill: "Curse my judgment for calling history's greatest liar to the witness stand.
Let us leave him to indulge in his lies and war games to his heart's content.
Yuri: "L-L-L-LIIIIIIIAAAAAAAR?!"

Spoiler: 5-4 Spoilers

Yuri: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
My honor! My glory! Everything is slipping away! Time to deploy my ultimate weapon!"
*breaks his segway's speedometer*
"Galactic Engine......... Ignition!
WHAAAAAAAAAT?! It's gone haywire!"
*segway goes insane*
"AAAAAAAAAAGH! It won't st-stoooooooop!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
My stars! My glory! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
*segway smashes through courtroom doors*
"No! Not that way! GAAAAAAAGH! NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Judge: "B-B-Bailiff! On your steed and after that witness!"

[WaitingforGodot]

Haha, yeah, I really like the one in the middle. Chaos.

[Going for Miles]

"F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!" has become a standard vocabulary. At least in my inner monologue, I use it a lot.

Athena: Your Honour! The defense requests a little time to think and regroup.
[...]
Simon: Hmph. If it isn't the defense stalling for time, as always.
.........Very well, I'm feeling generous. You may have a small measure of time.
Athena: Yes!
Simon: *slaps desk* You have......... five seconds.
(This I found so funny I just looked at the screen and laughed for well over five seconds a minute before I could continue playing.)

Judge: That metal box next to the witness stand... What purpose does it serve, exactly?
Simon: Since you asked so nicely... It's your coffin.

"Rubbish! We'll be out on a stroll."

Starbuck: *holds very joyful and hammy speech about space and being a famous astronaut*
Simon: Balderdash.
Starbuck: *continues very joyful and hammy speech about space and being a famous astronaut*

Simon: If this is about the HAT-1 project again, you can sod off and tell it to a stray mutt.
Yuri: A great idea! There's no reason the animal kingdom shouldn't hear about my accomplishes! (paraphrased)
Simon: ... And so they shall.

Klavier: [complains about the statues of him and Phoenix being shattered to pieces] ... Thanks to you, Herr Forehead. >:(
Apollo: What did I ever do to you?!
(my reaction being... pretty much the same as Apollo's. What the heck got into you?)

Judge about Hugh's "genius" confession: Let's pretend that never happened and move on to the verdict.

Judge: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Apollo: I second that "whaaaaaaaaaat?!"!

Simon to the panicked gallery after hearing about the bomb: SILENCE! Headless chickens with a death wish! Calm yourself, the lot of you!

[Nerdowl]

Klavier: [complains about the statues of him and Phoenix being shattered to pieces] ... Thanks to you, Herr Forehead. >:(
Apollo: What did I ever do to you?!
(my reaction being... pretty much the same as Apollo's. What the heck got into you?)

The whole of that part of Case 3 is full of gems of dialogue like that. If I feel like messing about it is always that I load.

Talking of which...

Apollo: Is this an investigation or am I interrupting a German Language Club social event?

[Going for Miles]

Indeed it is! :D Haha, yeah I like that one too. And when Klavier asks Athena if "In justice we trust!" is hers and Fulbright's secret phrase and he's just ignored both of the times. xD Sorry, Klavi...

[Southern Corn]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Mr.Wright,there are children watching this!

....Uuudge?

Much better.

[DynoStretch]

Phoenix: Well done Athena, you only turned five shades of pale. I expected fifty.

Athena: Apollo may be a loud imp, but he's got a good heart!
Phoenix: (I hope she didn't hurt her wrist back-handing that one out.)

Phoenix: I object to the witness' attempt to prematurely give me gray hair!

Apollo: Is that one of your famous bluffs, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: ....(He knows me too well.)
Apollo: ...........It's fine, Mr. Wright...even a bluff would suit me just fine...as long as you can clear up this doubt inside me! I want to believe in Athena. I really do. But what is faith without doubt? That's why I need to question her guilt! So that once the truth finally comes out, I can really, fully trust her!

*Sasha compliments Orla's intelligence, prompting Blackquill to say Taka is the smartest animal, and Athena interjects with Widget*
Phoenix: (Am I supposed to enter Trucy into this "My Kid Is Better Then Your's-a-thon"?)