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Alright, sounds reasonable. Thanks for all the input, guys. I'll probably just use the writing excersises to practice writing certain characters (i.e Fransiska ), and their interactions with other characters. Practice makes perfect, no?

Also, on an unrelated note, has anyone done a spork on a fan fic called Days of the Apprentice ? I was reading it the other day, and I thought it be perfect sporking material. It's erm . . . pretty bad in its unique kind of way. Well at least in my opinion. :oops:

Here's the link for those who are interested.

I wanted it be my first sporking on this thread. :apollo:
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It is free. Go for it.
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Rubiaaaaaaaa~!

Guess what? There's a new chapter of DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISON!
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Wow, I thought that one was abandoned. In an unrelated note, I remember a while ago we were talking about having Lang on as a sporker but nothing ever came of it. Are we ever going to see Lang as a sporker?
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The sad part is that there was actually a sporking (or maybe more than one?) in the old thread that had Lang in it.

I mostly remember it because there was a joke about Lang claiming not to be a furry and then psyche-locks showed up...
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Darth Wiader wrote:
Rubiaaaaaaaa~!

Guess what? There's a new chapter of DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISON!

Oh how wonderful! :gant:
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Darth Wiader wrote:
Rubiaaaaaaaa~!

Guess what? There's a new chapter of DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISON!

I've been getting the feeling this "ballistic dolphin" is a frequent visitor to our thread and wants to torture a sporker (me). I'm still halfway through the KM special, though, so I'll get through that one first.

cuteyounggirlplus wrote:
Wow, I thought that one was abandoned. In an unrelated note, I remember a while ago we were talking about having Lang on as a sporker but nothing ever came of it. Are we ever going to see Lang as a sporker?

There are still a few fics in our huge list with Lang and the AAI crew. One of which was one I had taken, but decided to drop because I kept running into my old friend: writer's block. If someone takes it, that person has my gratitude.
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
Darth Wiader wrote:
Rubiaaaaaaaa~!

Guess what? There's a new chapter of DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISON!

I've been getting the feeling this "ballistic dolphin" is a frequent visitor to our thread and wants to torture a sporker (me).

Torture? Bah, silly Rubia. That fic was a work of art. :godot:
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@Rubia

Do you mind if I do the next chapter of "Gant" for you then? I need the experience and anything to help make the kink meme special come faster. (I can feel Apollo's pain now...)
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cuteyounggirlplus wrote:
(I can feel Apollo's pain now...)

Tch, if you feel his pain, then you definitely need the experience. XD
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@Rubia

Do you mind if I do the next chapter of "Gant" for you then? I need the experience and anything to help make the kink meme special come faster. (I can feel Apollo's pain now...)

Go ahead. I'm way too deep into the special to quit now, and I don't think I can add in another Gant Escape at the moment... maybe next time when the author's back again.
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Ahhhhhh!!! You guys sporked me!!!!

Bath Time was a kink meme request :edgey: I can't believe the author was so cute about it! My ego in fully in tact.

I'm going though this whole thread right now and I'm on page 4, the spork authors are getting intense about the writing of the sporks! As someone who has read and (a long time ago) written MSTs herself, I wonder since you guys are collaborating a lot... Why don't you Spork as yourselves and write one together? Feel free to ignore this since I'm only on page 4.

The sporks are fantastic guys! Only one critique... Why use Franziska?!? Why?!?!
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Good luck with your reading quest. I think it was around page 4 or 5 when Airey first stopped by the theater, and shortly after, I joined in as well, so yes, that sounds about right. :)

As wonderful as it would be to write up a sporking as ourselves, it'll take a bit longer to pull off, since we'd need to find members for a huge collab like that. Since we're across many time zones, getting together may be difficult as well. That said, I have no objections to the idea. How about the rest of you?
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I think there was something explicitly against it in the original rules, but then again we have gone through quite a few changes since they were first written... (Maybe an offsite sporking?)
Personally, I'm all for it.
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Yay! An excuse to be snarky! Seriously though, this sounds fun. It hard to find bad fanfic, but if I find a horrible one I'll try my best to spork it!
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Yay! An excuse to be snarky! Seriously though, this sounds fun. It hard to find bad fanfic, but if I find a horrible one I'll try my best to spork it!

Well, there's always the list that luck posted a little while ago if you want to find some...
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You guys make it sound hard to find bad fanfiction!

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11500558/1/H ... te-notepad Ema/Klavier high school AU

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10170201/1/Cheater DD based fic where Athena, Apollo, Klavier and Ema play strip poker. This one is fun and well written but... There's just something about it...
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Only one of us said that. XD
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I have so many badfics bookmarked that I'm pretty sure that if I accidentally hit the Open All Bookmarks option I'd crash my computer.
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I have so many badfics bookmarked that I'm pretty sure that if I accidentally hit the Open All Bookmarks option I'd crash my computer.

Are you sure it'd crash because of the amount or would it be because of how bad they are?
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Amount. Definitely amount.
I think most of them are Ace Attorney fics but I have a LOT of non-AA fics, too. 300 bookmarks is a pretty conservative estimate; I might count them up properly later.
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I still stick with my theory.
Ah, I forgot to post the fic I found in my last post, Objection!
No really, that's the title.
Jasmine is an OC. She's Phoenix's twin sister.
Most of the text is straight from the game, but the insertions of Jasmine just make her seem unlikable.
Plus she's a bit of a Sue...
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A bit of a Sue? Ha... Oh, yeah. I recall Thane was working on one that had an OC Sue partnering with Nick (and was his love interest at that), but I guess he stopped coming by. I haven't a clue where that fic has gone by now or if it's still continuing.

Imo, alternate canon fics featuring OC Sues are probably one of the most boring ones to read, since the new character adds almost nothing to the story. I once experimented with writing a fic like that, just to see how far I could go with it, and whoo, I couldn't finish more than one chapter before I'd lose interest completely! I have no problems writing fan cases, though. It's just I'm often occupied with a sporking, so I don't get around to writing my own fanfiction. Perhaps that's for the best...
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I'm surprised you can write sporkings with those paws of yours, let alone fan fiction.
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Oliver wrote:
I'm surprised you can write sporkings with those paws of yours, let alone fan fiction.


Hey, her paws are awesome! Its better than those hands those stupid humans use.


Maya wrote:
You guys make it sound hard to find bad fanfiction!

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11500558/1/H ... te-notepad Ema/Klavier high school AU

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10170201/1/Cheater DD based fic where Athena, Apollo, Klavier and Ema play strip poker. This one is fun and well written but... There's just something about it...



I call dibs on the first one. That author seems to have forgotten periods, among other things.
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WhatTheWhat wrote:
Oliver wrote:
I'm surprised you can write sporkings with those paws of yours, let alone fan fiction.


Hey, his paws are awesome! Its better than those hands those stupid humans use.

His...?
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AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Amount. Definitely amount.
I think most of them are Ace Attorney fics but I have a LOT of non-AA fics, too. 300 bookmarks is a pretty conservative estimate; I might count them up properly later.

300 was exaggerating.

I have 235 bookmarks total but I think it's safe to say that roughly 200 of those are badfic. And of that, maybe 125 are Ace Attorney? Something like that.
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Oliver wrote:
WhatTheWhat wrote:
Oliver wrote:
I'm surprised you can write sporkings with those paws of yours, let alone fan fiction.


Hey, his paws are awesome! Its better than those hands those stupid humans use.

His...?


And now I feel dumb. I'm so sorry. If you need me I'll be in the corner of shame.

I'm surprised I haven't done that earlier, as I mix up gender pronouns in my speech too. It's a family thing.

My next post will be my (probably bad) sporking.
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I actually didn't nitpick on everything. I already felt bad as it is, and I didn't want to make it worse than it already is. Bear with the intro please, I wasn't sure how to start it. Thanks for reading.

Note: I'll give this :sahwit: :sahwit: One for the immense lack of periods. The other for the grammar (not using proper English) I would give it three, but the author SAYS she's never wrote a full story in English before, so I've cut slack on her/him even if they're lying.

Today's fanfic is:

How to deal with a fop stealing your favourite notepad by ShizukaR

Today's sporkers are:

:apollo-shock: Apollo Justice: Why do I have to be here, this story isn't even about ME?!

:yummy: Ema Skye: Oh boy, another fanfic that ships me and the fop. This should be great.

:klavier-pull: Klavier Gavin: I'm certain it won't be as bad as the others we've viewed, Fraülien Skye. Right?

Today's sporkers take a seat in the theater, each looking over the summary of the fanfic they will be sporking

Klavier: This doesn't seem to be a overly bad one today. The question is, why is Herr Forehead here?

Ema: The management said that he needs to keep me from murdering you during the sporking.

Apollo: At least this is just a highschool AU, this could be way worse if you think about it.

Klavier: How so? Wait, please don't answer that.

The lights dim, and the sporking begins.

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How to deal with a fop stealing your favourite notepad, a guide by Ema Skye

Dear register notepad:

Today's afternoon was a really stressful one at school... all thanks to that stupid and glimmerous fop who couldn't get his hands off my favourite notepad.


Apollo: I'm not sure if that and belongs there.

Ema: *Munching relatively slowly on her snackoos* I don't mind, if this is the worst part of the story.

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It started as a day like every other, just me, attending the chemistry class, aka my favourite. I just love science so much... I could talk about it for ages, but I won't do that right now. I am going to talk about the stupid thing that happened this afternoon.


Klavier: Was this necessary?

Ema & Apollo: Nope.

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The class had had finished, and I was pulling all my stuff inside my messenger's bag. I rushed up to the library since I couldn't stay inside that classroom for a long time.

First, because if I got caught hanging in there, the teacher would make me go outside as soon as he saw me there, and he can be quite frightening when he wants to.

Second, because I actually don't have anything to do right there, I'd rather spend my free time in the library.

And last, but not least, I'd had to deal with the student who stays inside the classroom, that stupid Klavier Gavin guy. That boy is just... just... UGH. The biggest dandy and proud fop I could ever think of. I can't even express how much I can't stand him. I don't even know why he is still in high school! He got his prosecutor badge this same year, and he goes to the same classes as me too, even if he is a year younger than me! From what it looks like, I think he only stays because he likes bragging around the high school girls. Besides being a gifted prosecutor and student, he is even the leader vocalist in a popular rock band called "The Gavinners"... That's so original coming from you, Mr. Fop.


Ema: Wait, so I can't stay in the classroom, but the fop does?

Klavier: The part I'm confused about is, why am I still in high school, when I apparently went to college, law school, and actually have a job as a prosecutor. I could brag to many other people.

Apollo: Did you guys even go to the same high school?

Klavier: Nein. But aren't we both 25 Ema?

Ema: We don't have any birthdays, so it's possible I could be born in a later month than you.

Apollo: Well the timelines are screwy.

Speaker: The management would like to remind Ema Skye and Apollo Justice, that breaking the fourth wall is not permitted.

All:*sigh*

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Disclaimer: I just know this stuff since I have to stand EVERY SINGLE GIRL talking about this annoying fop. Besides, that guy seems to have something against me. There is no day he doesn't irritate me with his stupid behaviour. I don't want to give examples since I'm already hung up with what happened today.


Klavier: Oh baby, let me worm my way into your heart~ Let me irritate you with my desire~

Apollo: No. Just no, Klavier. That was your worst one yet.

Ema: *MUNCH MUNCH* If I hated him so much, couldn't I just choose a different conversation topic? *MUNCH MUNCH*

Apollo: I think this story is trying to hint at fact that you know all this because you-

*KA-TONK*

Ema: Don't even think about it.

Apollo: (She snackoo'd me...)

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Get's go back to the break. I just wanted to go outside and walk to the library to return some books I had taken from there, about forensic science. I spent last night writing down a summary about its most important parts in my notebook, and I was about to do the same with the book the librarian gave me...

...but I couldn't. The stupid me had forgotten the notebook somewhere. I was in a rush to get out from the classroom as soon as I could, but I didn't bother to check if I took everything. Thinking about it for a while I decided to go back to the classroom. The worst thing that could happen was being caught by the teacher, right?


Klavier: So you have a very dumb clone, Fräulien Skye?

Ema: Why would I get in trouble for trying to get my notebook though? Fic me isn't very smart.

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Wrong. So wrong. I have never been more wrong until now. Well, maybe when I said oxoacids were only made with oxygen. But that's not the point.


Apollo: Another unnecessary paragraph.

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I rushed downstairs to my classroom, and I opened the door. Luckily there was no one inside... excepting for one person. One. Annoying. Person. There.


Apollo: I don't think excepting is a word.

Ema: *MUCH MUNCH* It is. It just isn't used in the right context.

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Fräulien, did you forget something?" he said, in his stupid German accent. As soon as I saw him, irritation started to flow out of my face. Klavier Gavin was sitting ON my desk, with my favourite notebook in his foppy hand. He wasn't even wearing the uniform! I stood in shock for a few seconds.


Klavier: I know you don't like me Fraülien Skye, but I've never seen irritation actually flow out of your face before.

Ema: That isn't physically possible, scientifically speaking.

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Give me back my notebook, you... you... glimmerous fop!" I yelled.

"Glimmerous fop?" he asked, trying to make a charming smile. He looked like those cheap sitcom actors who are so popular on TV. "Such a creative insult, my dear Fräulien"


Klavier: If you're in the same class as me, why am I calling you a Fräulien. We're very obviously under 18.

Apollo: Obviously?

Klavier: Even I don't act like that much of a child, Herr Forehead.

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The tone on his voice was so tiresome. I was sick of listening to him calling me by sweet names just because.


Apollo: So were tired of his voice, or was he actually tired?

Ema: I think it's the former.

Klavier: How are you writing down our conversation word for word?

Ema: Ask the author.

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"Whatever, give me my investigations notebook back! I need it!"

"Thinks can be asked things more kindly, you know. Such bad manners from you, sweetheart, I didn't expect that". Don't ask how I remember every single detail about our conversation. I just do.


Apollo: Even the author sees that this is unrealistic.

Klavier: I have a feeling this would work better if this was present tense.

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"Weeeell..." I said, with a fake smile. "Please, give me back my notebook. Stupid dandy"

"The stupid dandy wasn't necessary, in my opinion. But since you said please, I might consider a little favour in exchange for your notebook"

"You can't do that!" I yelled again. "As you said, that is MY notebook; you don't have the right to take it away from me!"


Apollo: Oh boy, blackmail.

Klavier: Why am I always a jerk in these fics?

Ema: They don't like you. Neither do I.

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"Oh, mein lieber, I just want to help you", he said, bothersome calmly... "If it wasn't from me, this pretty little notebook would have got lost"

"I was about to take it back! You aren't doing me any favour!"

"Calm down, fräulien, please", he asked. "Why don't you listen to me at least for once? I can do every kind of thing to your dear notepad if you don't do so"

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! THE STUPID BEAU WAS BLACKMAILING ME! I couldn't do anything but accept...


Ema: I could tell a teacher, slap him, steal it from him, murder the damn fop...

Klavier: The author seems to forget punctuation that isn't an exclamation point.

Apollo: She also seems to know how unreasonable this whole thing is.

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"Ah..." I sighted, notably frustrated. "Fine, Gavin. Tell me what you want from me".

"Don't be so bitter, lieben. Just give me a kiss and I'll give you this back. Is that fine for you?"


Ema: I'd rather get a new notebook.

Klavier: Would kissing me really be that bad?

*KA-TONK*

Klavier: ...Don't answer that.

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"..." Well, at that point I was as irritated as if I was in contact with an acid. "Why the hell would you want that, you beau?!"


Apollo: That simile doesn't make sense.

Ema: I wonder if the author knows I do other things, that don't involve science.

Klavier: Like what?

Ema: Eating snackoos.

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"Don't be like that, Schätzchen, it's just a simple request", he said as he brushed his stupid blond hair with his right hand.


Apollo: Minute detail alert.

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"You are so disgusting, you know..." I said while shooting daggers with my eyes to that annoying F.


Ema: I'm not sure if that's a swear or not.

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"Come on, kissing me can't be that nasty. Actually, I found out in this cutie notebook that you are dreaming to do so..."

"WHAT?!" I couldn't help but yell even louder at him. "That is an investigations notebook! You couldn't have got that information!"

"Let me see... Page 18, paragraph 3, and line 31" he started browsing my notepad with a mischievous smile on his face, and then he began to read with a cheap imitation of my voice. "OMG, I WOULD LOVE TO KISS KLAVIER GAVIN, HE IS SO DREAMY AND SEXY I WANT TO MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW"


All: ...What?

That didn't even make sense.

Klavier: This fic doesn't make sense.

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"... STOP YELLING, THAT IS NOT WHAT IT SAYS THERE!"


Ema: Not only is fic me out-of-character, but she's also a hypocrite.

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"Really? I actually can keep reading, and if someone walks near here, they'd think this is your diary. It doesn't have a label, so it can be easily mistaken as one", he said, still smiling like that...

"... You are such a corrupt prosecutor..." I said. If he was going to fake evidence like that, I actually can't think how he works on court. I'm sure none of Lana's co-workers do that.


Apollo: That description reminds me of someone...

Klavier: I'd like you to know Herr Forehead, that I'm nothing like my brother.

Apollo: (I never specified, you know!)

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"Oh, fräulien, you don't know what you are talking about. I will stop reading your notebook and I'll return it to you if you can return the favour".

I had no option. I just breathed heavily, trying to calm down, and stood next to him.

"Fine. I'll kiss you only because you have my notebook. Don't go around telling everyone you kissed me because I'll personally make your life a hell" I said severely, trying to menace him. He stood up of my desk, standing next to me. Geez, even if I'm older I'm about a head shorter than him.


Ema: I still don't see why I can't just get a new notebook.

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"I'm so scared of you, little fräulien" he said laughing. I just can't keep complaining about everything about him, that's really tiresome... "But I promise not telling anyone".


Apollo: What.

Klavier: So it switched to her inner monologue?

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"Fine", I said, "just put your cheek and I'll finish with this quickly".

"Cheek? Oh, lieben..." he sighted. "If you want your notebook back you'll have to kiss me on the lips instead" My eyes were like plates. "What's the matter? Don't tell me you've never kissed someone".


Ema: I might end up murdering the fop after all.

Klavier: Gott hilf mir.

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That fop... I didn't want to admit he was right. I don't care about what other people think, but first, knowing him he would mortify me about that, and second, I definitely didn't want my first kiss to be with him... But my notebook was at the stake. I just had to do it.


All: Just get a new notebook!

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"I don't have a reason to answer that. Just... make this quick".

He put his right hand in the back of my neck, holding my notebook in the other. He started to get closer to my face, and I felt like my cheeks were burning. I couldn't stand the sight of his face so close to me, so I closed my eyes tightly, and waited. Suddenly, I felt something soft pressing against my lips. Actually, it wasn't as disgusting as I imagined kissing the fop would be... but it's not like I already imagined that.


Apollo: Failed attempt at hinting at a crus-

Ema: *Glares, while slowly reaching for a handful of snackoos*

Apollo: Sorry...

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After a while of being petrified, he finally stopped.

"It was a pleasure dealing with you, Fräulien" he said, handing my notebook. "Your lips taste like snacks".

"They are called snackoos, fop" I said, pulling it out of his dirty and strangely soft hands. "Now excuse me, I have better things than to deal with a fop like you".


Ema: I didn't even eat snackoos back then.

Apollo: I thought you were born with a bag of those in your hand.

Ema: I wish.

Quote:
"Don't you have a bigger variety of insults? I don't know how many times you have called me fop and beau this year".


Apollo: Doesn't beau mean boyfriend?

Klavier: The author needs a better grasp of English before attempting this again.

Apollo: It's still not as bad as some of the others we've watched.

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"Bye. I have to go. I don't have time to talk to you" I started running in the halls to the library to take my stuff, and just then I started writing the forensic science concepts down. Of course, I could hardly concentrate because of this fop... I just wrote down half a page. And I don't even remember what it was about.

Final comments: Well, that is the biggest sacrifice to get back my investigations notebook I can stand. I think that shows how much I love forensics... Now I can confirm I hate that fop even more than before.

Oh, dear register notepad, I wouldn't acknowledge this to anyone but I think I liked it... I will take this secret to my grave. Or at least I'll try. I still have the memory fresh in my mind, and I only can wait for it to disappear as soon as it can.


Ema: Why am I writing this in my-no, never mind I give up trying to understand the concept of this fic.

Quote:
Note to self: Don't ever ever ever EVER forget to check everything before leaving a classroom. Sorry, investigations notebook, but I only can lose my dignity for once. I guess I'll have to start making security copies of it...


Apollo: You could've done that before.

Ema: Fic me lacks a brain.

Quote:
Note to self-2: To know how to write down his words in German I had to use my thesaurus, and I just found out Kavalier means fop in German. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.


Klavier: Stutzer means fop in German. Kavalier means Cavalier.

Ema: This is a failed attempt at reasoning with the logic in this fic.

Quote:
Hoping tomorrow will be a better day, and not to find the fop again, Ema Skye.


The lights turn back on.

Klavier: *stretches* We've seen worse.

Speakers: We'll be sure to find a worse fic just for you, Gavin.

Ema: Ha-

Speakers: You too Ms. Skye and Mr. Justice.

Ema casts Klavier a murderous glare, and starts chasing him out of the theatre. Apollo groans and runs after them, hoping he wouldn't need to defend Ema for murder after this.
~

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Not bad for your first (is this your first?) sporking. We all would expect Ema to get really defensive during these kinds of fics, but I was hoping for something new other than pelting the others with Snackoos all the time. Even if she doesn't try to murder Klav, she often does bring along a bottle of some chemical with a hard-to-pronounce name that's sufficient for little threats. Other than that, it feels pretty solid throughout, so good job.

Poor Apollo, though. He's almost always the go-to guy to watch Klavier and Ema bicker, and lately, he's been stuck watching Nick and Edgeworth bicker... not that we're gonna be any lighter on him, right?
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Not bad for your first (is this your first?) sporking. We all would expect Ema to get really defensive during these kinds of fics, but I was hoping for something new other than pelting the others with Snackoos all the time. Even if she doesn't try to murder Klav, she often does bring along a bottle of some chemical with a hard-to-pronounce name that's sufficient for little threats. Other than that, it feels pretty solid throughout, so good job.

Poor Apollo, though. He's almost always the go-to guy to watch Klavier and Ema bicker, and lately, he's been stuck watching Nick and Edgeworth bicker... not that we're gonna be any lighter on him, right?


Duh. Sorry Apollo, your going to be our victim for awhile.

This is my first, thank you! I was actually starting to beat myself up over what I could've done better. Next I want to see if I can do a really bad fic. 3-4 Sahwits or a Dahlia. Maybe do a Dahlia with Dahlia. That'll be fun.
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Psst, it's spelled Fräulein.
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Psst, it's spelled Fräulein.



The author made me doubt myself. And I use Google translate for most things. Thanks though.

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I am? :beef:

I don't have much to say about that Rubia didn't already say! It wasn't super amazing or anything, but it was really good for a first spork! You just need to work on joke variety, really - but that'll get much easier as you bring in different characters.
There were also a few places that I felt the dialogue was a little off, so I'd recommend reading over your next sporking out-loud using your best impression of every character. It's fun, and it helps to get their speech patterns down. (Note: do this while you're alone.)
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I am? :beef:

I don't have much to say about that Rubia didn't already say! It wasn't super amazing or anything, but it was really good for a first spork! You just need to work on joke variety, really - but that'll get much easier as you bring in different characters.
There were also a few places that I felt the dialogue was a little off, so I'd recommend reading over your next sporking out-loud using your best impression of every character. It's fun, and it helps to get their speech patterns down. (Note: do this while you're alone.)



*Squee* Yay, approval! I'll do better next time!

Rubia is part of the management, duh. They don't know that, because she's an undercover boss.
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It certainly wasn't bad for your first spork, but there were a couple of instances where I felt that the sporkers could've played off each other a bit better, as you did have a couple of one-liners. I know it's sometimes hard to come up with things to say, so just add more of the fic into the quote boxes if you're having problems. I do agree with Rubia that Ema should've done a bit more than throw snackoos at her fellow sporkers.

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As wonderful as it would be to write up a sporking as ourselves, it'll take a bit longer to pull off, since we'd need to find members for a huge collab like that. Since we're across many time zones, getting together may be difficult as well. That said, I have no objections to the idea. How about the rest of you?


Late-ish reply, but I'm all for it. Even if the time zones might cause a few dilemmas.

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Ah, I forgot to post the fic I found in my last post, Objection!
No really, that's the title.
Jasmine is an OC. She's Phoenix's twin sister.


Y'know I thought you were talking about 'nother fic also titled "Objection!" It had about eighty OCs (slight exaggeration, but not by much, sadly) and tons of cases that are supposed to "connect." All the OCs and cases are forgettable except for Christian Lumarta who was the antagonist. And it had tons of ships, seriously, Phoenix/Maya, Maya/OC1, Maya/OC3, Maya/OC4, Phoenix/OC2, Phoenix/OC6, OC1/OC18, and even a chapter that had some Apollo/Maya in it, from what I remember. The part that got to me was the people who reviewed it loved it, some even said that the fic was better was better than the games and I just sat there like :beef: I left two negative, but constructive criticism reviews, but it seems that the author deleted all the reviews that he didn't like.

It's nearly unsporkable though. Why? It's like a trilogy, the first part is "Objection!" and has 40 chapters, the second is "The Continuous Objection!" and had 93 chapters, and "One Last Objection!" which has 12 chapters and hasn't been updated since March.

And now, if this author frequents the forums, I'm gonna feel bad because if one thing's certain, they put a lot of time into their work.
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>93 chapter badfic titled The Continuous Objection
Welp, can't really say that the title is all that inaccurate.
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If we're going to do that sporking as ourselves thing, I'd like to participate, too.

And a question for Skittle: Are you still doing Athena's punishment?
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Quick Question: Does anyone know where I can find a DD era Edgeworth smiley? One with the glasses?

I don't think we have one, but you could look in the fanart subforum to see if someone made one you can manually link to...?
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