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Presenting: Damon Gant's Swimmingly good journal
Today's fic is rated four out of five Sahwits.
This fic just started out as an unfunny crackfic that had Apollo acting like a toddler. Then, you start reading the titular journal and... Well, let's not spoil the surprise, shall we?
Today's Sporkers:
(Apollo Justice, Klavier Gavin and Ema Skye are all teleported into the theater. The theater is all dressed up in an oceanic theme.)
Ema: …
Klavier: Is something a matter, Fräulein?
Ema: …Let’s just get this over with, fop.
(Ema sits down without another word. Apollo, shrugging, does the same. Finally, Klavier follows suit as the lights begin to dim.)
(The lights are switched back on for a quick break.)
Klavier: We don’t even get to read the journal until the second chapter? What a ripoff.
Apollo: Technically, we got to read what was on the first page…
Klavier: You know what I mean.
(The lights are quickly shut off as the sporkers settle into the second chapter.)
(The lights flicker back on. As if trying to get rid of the bad taste of the fic, Ema furiously shoves snackoos into her mouth as she runs out of the theater.)
Apollo and Klavier: …
Apollo: …We should probably follow Ema’s lead and get out of here.
Klavier: …J-Ja.
(So, our two remaining sporkers leave the theater, desperately trying to erase today’s fic from their minds.)
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And this was when I died
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Also, if it were me, I would have had the sporkers be in denial about the "rape journal" thing for at least part of the sporking. And/or at some point pointing out that even if Damon Gant was a murderer and was kind of creepy, he wasn't actually a rapist... or at least pointing out that he wasn't that obsessed with swimming. I dunno. It makes sense that they didn't, I guess, because only Ema had direct experience with it, but I think it would probably irritate her a bit. Not out of any respect for Gant, mind you, but out of the fact that him being OOC is kind of... disrespectful, I guess? Like, "he was bad enough without being a rapist!" or "I can't believe the author thinks he could have done all that while being obsessed with something as stupid as swimming."
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One other little minor thing, it's spelt "nein" not "nien."
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No, you're right. The author takes it way too far.
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Yep.
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Trucy and Apollo's baby.
I don't have words for this.
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Trucy and Apollo's baby.
I don't have words for this.
...huh? I just went to check but it's still 24 chapters...
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Trucy and Apollo's baby.
I don't have words for this.
I...No please no.
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Fortunately, the Hellspawn sequel only has one chapter as of now.Maybe FeenieJustice should give a link to chapter 43 of Law Plus Chaos? That is if he isn't being a troll.
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You mean that this, this STÜCK of SHIT IS LONGER? :WTF: Vater unser im Himmel...
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This whole thing is a misunderstanding, and not Feenie Justice's fault.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5139168/1/Law-Plus-Chaos
The fanfiction.net version of Law Plus Chaos is the same exact story as the AO3 version. That includes the Trucy pregnancy subplot near the end of the story, which this sporking theater has already covered and likely what Feenie was reacting to earlier.
The thing is, the fanfiction version of the story is 42 chapters long as opposed to the 24 chapters of the AO3 version, despite the content between both versions being identical.
Why this is I couldn't tell you, but that's the source of this misunderstanding. No need to worry about more Law Plus Chaos.
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But didn't he say there was 51 chapters? That's quite the difference.
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Fortunately, the Hellspawn sequel only has one chapter as of now.Maybe FeenieJustice should give a link to chapter 43 of Law Plus Chaos? That is if he isn't being a troll.
Now that sequel has a chapter two and even more nonsense than the original fic, which is quite the feat (trust me, I've read it
There's a lot of nonsense there). Someone should spork this thing, really. I'd do it myself but I'm busy this week and to be honest I don't think I could start and then leave it alone, and I don't want to spend more time than reasonable sporking things (which would definitely happen if I tackle a fic that long).
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Speaking of spending more time than reasonable sporking things, who's taking the next part of Turnabout Storm?
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Haha, I probably got it mixed up with something else.
God, I'm really sorry, honestly.
I'm just dumb with a bad memory.
Edit:
I swear to God I'm not a troll, I'm just really, really idiotic sometimes.
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Haha, I probably got it mixed up with something else.
God, I'm really sorry, honestly.
I'm just dumb with a bad memory.
Lol, welcome to the club.
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Speaking of spending more time than reasonable sporking things, who's taking the next part of Turnabout Storm?
I meant the original one. The sequel just reminded me of it.
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Speaking of spending more time than reasonable sporking things, who's taking the next part of Turnabout Storm?
I meant the original one. The sequel just reminded me of it.
Who's doing the next part of that?
What chapter are we on, anyway?
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The next sporking of Hellspawn should be Chapter 5 and 6.
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But there is. It's title is *insert misspelling of Gothic Attorney which I cannot remember*
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Really? I'm glad there aren't more. The only "[insert fandom here]'s answer to My Immortal" that wasn't just a lame, uncreative ripoff was Starkit's Prophecy, and only then because instead of goffik it was Christian fundamentalism. The point is that My Immortal was the peak of trolling, and anyone trying to imitate it just... fell flat. I'm glad its dropped in popularity a bit, so we don't have many people trying to mimic it anymore.
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Speaking of spending more time than reasonable sporking things, who's taking the next part of Turnabout Storm?
I meant the original one. The sequel just reminded me of it.
Who's doing the next part of that?
Nobody, apparently. I don't think anyone has claimed it. The same goes for Turnabout Storm.
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Or is there a fic that you guys really want me to spork right away?
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I've just not been in the mood.
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@Rubia: Personally I want to wait on the coinflip, since either of those two fics are what I want to see you sporking next anyway.
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Really? I'm glad there aren't more. The only "[insert fandom here]'s answer to My Immortal" that wasn't just a lame, uncreative ripoff was Starkit's Prophecy, and only then because instead of goffik it was Christian fundamentalism. The point is that My Immortal was the peak of trolling, and anyone trying to imitate it just... fell flat. I'm glad its dropped in popularity a bit, so we don't have many people trying to mimic it anymore.
AMEN.
I used to write Tenchi Muyo and Sailor Moon troll fics back in the day before ff.net removed them all! They were deemed "non story"
Edit: I say troll fics but maybe I mean crack... Not sure.
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Really? I'm glad there aren't more. The only "[insert fandom here]'s answer to My Immortal" that wasn't just a lame, uncreative ripoff was Starkit's Prophecy, and only then because instead of goffik it was Christian fundamentalism. The point is that My Immortal was the peak of trolling, and anyone trying to imitate it just... fell flat. I'm glad its dropped in popularity a bit, so we don't have many people trying to mimic it anymore.
AMEN.
I used to write Tenchi Muyo and Sailor Moon troll fics back in the day before ff.net removed them all! They were deemed "non story"
Edit: I say troll fics but maybe I mean crack... Not sure.
I don't think ff.net removes crackfics. I mean, most of the fics on my profile are crack...
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I remember they went on a deleting spree and removed all MSTs as well.
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I remember they went on a deleting spree and removed all MSTs as well.
It kind of makes sense that they wouldn't allow MSTs though,
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