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o.O

This is alive??

Woooooooooooah.... YEah I'm just expressing amazement right now. I'll be back when I find more homo-porn that isn't mine. Or lesbo-porn.

The lesbo-porn would worry me as that could only be my mothers.

More so if it was incest.

...

*shudders and swears never to look at her mothers files.*
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Your mom's a lesbian? How did she get you?
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Your mom's a lesbian? How did she get you?


Nono, I'm saying I'm not touching her files IN CASE she's a lesbian. (jk people)

And my dad likes men. So we still have the problem of how I exist. lol (and he is my dad, 100% proven.
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Maybe your dad's your mom and vice versa. Would explain everything!
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I got this one txt message once, from a weird number. They said I rock, and somehow knew my name. Then they said they were my secret admirer. I got REALLY angry because i'm not a fan of being texted by strangers, and I called the number. What do I get? The voicemail of a creepy old lady. Named Beatrice. :larry: SCARY!!!

I didn't even notice it was sent to me. I just... found the message... :meekins:
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^ O.o Now THAT'S odd...

Now I've stopped crying in a corner (I SHALL HAVE REVENGE TINKER) from find out my parents are vice versa to what I thought, I have another weird moment for you all!

I...

FOUND MORE PORNO! (everyone: :beef: ) Ahh... but not photo's of magazines or downloads ( :hotti: ) oh no!

I found home made porno saved in the camera! :spit:

Indeed. Not pretty. Seriously. My mum/dad/whatever she/he is, is like, fifty. SOME PEOPLE LIKE that.

Me not so much. Plus I'm not into incest.

Mind you the corset she had on was nice... :yuusaku: wonder where she hid that....
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I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
I found home made porno saved in the camera! :spit:

You'd never found any before?
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xylophone220 wrote:
I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
I found home made porno saved in the camera! :spit:

You'd never found any before?
Lucky :hair:

Well to be more accurate I've found pics before. Only not porn. But damn close.

Kinda like that spice girl vid, Soft porn only without the porn. XD
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You guys made me realize that when my son's older, he's going to find all of MY gay porn. Oh god...


Anyway, for me, I was doing my Saturday morning chores as a kid, which consisted of dusting the house, changing the litter box, and emptying out the trash cans throughout the house. Well, the bathroom in my parents' bedroom always had fun things in the trash. I've found fun little "pocketbooks" in there, and would take them out and play with them. Later, my mom found out, and told me point blank they were for her birth control pills. oops...

Shoot a few years later. I was in the bathroom again, and had to put some stuff away. I made the mistake of putting stuff away underneath the sink....... and came across a peculiar clear tube with a pump attached. My first reaction was "why is the fish tank's syphon-thingy up here???". I asked about it, but my father screamed at me never to go into his bathroom again. A few years later, I watched Austin Powers and suddenly my questions were answered. My father owned a penis pump.
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*Looks at title* Welllll... "Found" would be a tad bit inaccurate. "FORCED UPON MY DELICATE EYES!!" would be more fitting...

Spoiler: Hidden in spoilers because it's not for the faint of heart
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*after looking over other posts a bit* O_o Oops. Does this even apply?
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Android 21 3/7 wrote:
*Looks at title* Welllll... "Found" would be a tad bit inaccurate. "FORCED UPON MY DELICATE EYES!!" would be more fitting...

Spoiler: Hidden in spoilers because it's not for the faint of heart
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Darzie, RevFirst, you two are screwed up and we love you for it... but I just ran out of eye bleach...

*after looking over other posts a bit* O_o Oops. Does this even apply?


OMG!!!! O_O Is it sad to say that I remember when that all happened. It was just disturbing watching Rev draw that Grossberg the whole time. If it wasn't for Mia, I probably would have died right then and there! XD
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Android 21 3/7 wrote:
*Looks at title* Welllll... "Found" would be a tad bit inaccurate. "FORCED UPON MY DELICATE EYES!!" would be more fitting...

Spoiler: Hidden in spoilers because it's not for the faint of heart
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Darzie, RevFirst, you two are screwed up and we love you for it... but I just ran out of eye bleach...

*after looking over other posts a bit* O_o Oops. Does this even apply?


SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP! MA EYES!

PouchedRat wrote:
You guys made me realize that when my son's older, he's going to find all of MY gay porn. Oh god...


Encrypt, give the file a name that he won't be intrested in, and stick on a USB.

...

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Boredman wrote:
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Not the vagwall?
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Most scarring?

Wow...

Probably my ex-friend's little brother (I mean LITTLE) insisting on showing me his privates. Repeatedly. In front of my parents and crush.

It buuurrrnnns.
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OKAY SO

- When I was 12, I caught my brother watching porn. Keep in mind that we shared a room. And it was late at night, too. So, I had no idea what was going on until I looked further into it. As soon as I noticed that the man and woman were naked, it basically told me what I was watching. ): Though, I had seen porn previously... It wasn't to that extent.

- I was a little older and in High School (probably 14). SO, I just happened to go behind a Stairwell to go outside, right? All of the sudden, I see two bodies all close. Kinda more than embracing. Then I saw ass and I walked in the other direction. my god, high school kids these days

- also, any embarassing moment to me is when i talk about sex in general. :/
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Most scarring?

Wow...

Probably my ex-friend's little brother (I mean LITTLE) insisting on showing me his privates. Repeatedly. In front of my parents and crush.

It buuurrrnnns.


Little dude is going to grow up to be quite the ladies man.
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really little kids are weird like that.. but the sort of scary thing is usually they're repeating something they've seen, so ........

How many of us have walked in on our parents? I know I have!
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@Pouched: Not me, thank God. They go on vacations. -cough-

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Spoiler: :yogi: ... you don't need to know
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Luckily no one was around (the reason why I thought of helping him out), I was angry but I just let him go as I was still startled about how it could happen to me.....

After that incident, I never want people to get close to me... I don't like to be hugged (never hugged anyone apart from my family members) and so far it has been alright for me because nothing as humiliating as that incident happened to me again.

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As this has turned into a thread for sharing the most horrific experiences you've ever suffered instead of just things you've found, I'm sure you lot will get a kick out of this. I remembered it while laying there trying to fall asleep at 4 AM last night and thought it would be good to share.

There's this particular fairly naughty Tenacious D song called 'Kielbasa'. If you know which one I'm talking about, good for you. If you don't... well, you should probably look up the lyrics--unless you're either easily offended or under 15--because otherwise this story won't make very much sense to you.

So anyway, this was years ago when I worked at an in-mall cookie shop. Part of what we had to do was take orders for those giant cookies decorated with icing like cakes (which I was really awesome at, but that's another story). And part of my job duties included opening the store, which meant I was there long before there were any shoppers in the mall. So I thought I was safe to sing to myself like I always did before the mall opened.

I began singing that Tenacious D song and carrying on with counting the safe as though the world around me had disappeared, and right at one of the most embarrassing parts of the song, this lady coughs loudly and I jump in fright. It turns out that she was a mall employee, and wanted to put in an order for a cookie cake before the shoppers arrived.

I nod and pull out the order pad. She gives me her first name.

"Last name?" I ask her, whistling the tune still.
"...Kielbassa," she replies, grinning.

I thought I was going to die. It turns out she'd been standing there THE ENTIRE TIME, listening to me sing such filth--and yes, that REALLY WAS her last name.
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Boredman wrote:
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Wuss.

None of those are even remotely jarring to anyone with guts.

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I found my dad's porno DVDs. o_0 Extra points considering one was called 'Messy Holes'. o_______o; lol sodomy

And I found a lesbian porno mag under my dad's mattress. So naturally, being VERY bisexual, I read it and liked what I saw 8D 8D The awkward part is that my dad and I have the same tastes in lesbian porn. o______o;;
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These stories about parents and their porn makes me glad that my mom doesn't have any for me to find. Or at least knows to hide it well.
@Oos-Same taste in lesbian porn? Yes. I think that qualifies very much as 'awkward. O_o.
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Most scarring would be what Mafiosa just described. All thanks to the gullible idiot (namely me) and various friends...

Most awkward was during my trip in Japan when I was home staying with a family. Managed to walk into a lesbian going on with the older and younger sis getting it on in the toilet. I was just watching it until both finally noticed me. I just walked by and used the toilet whilst both looked on. Just walked out and during dinner was practically awkward for both of them.
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Zetto San wrote:
Here's one for you. This is my conversation with some random anon posting as a 16 year old girl.

Spoiler:
pokemongrrl777 (2:45:01 PM): hi. do u want 2b friends?
pokemongrrl777 (2:45:30 PM): hi????/
ZettoSan (2:45:43 PM): Who is this?
ZettoSan (2:45:52 PM): And how did you get this AIM name?
pokemongrrl777 (2:45:46 PM): My name is katy
pokemongrrl777 (2:45:56 PM): if i told u how i got ur sn u wuldnt believ me
ZettoSan (2:46:17 PM): Try me.
pokemongrrl777 (2:47:13 PM): i found it on a bathroom wall at virgina weslyan coollege.
pokemongrrl777 (2:47:15 PM): in the girls room
pokemongrrl777 (2:47:16 PM): u go there?
ZettoSan (2:47:45 PM): Why yes. Yes I do.
pokemongrrl777 (2:47:42 PM): i dont i was just visiting my sister lol
ZettoSan (2:48:10 PM): Out of curiosity, which bathroom was my AIM name found?
pokemongrrl777 (2:48:28 PM): um... i dont know the bulding very well honstly. liek i said i was just visitn my sis
pokemongrrl777 (2:48:34 PM): i thought maybe u were cute
pokemongrrl777 (2:48:38 PM): do u have any pix?
pokemongrrl777 (2:48:51 PM): ill show u some of mine
ZettoSan (2:49:03 PM): Firstly, who is your sister?
pokemongrrl777 (2:49:38 PM): her first name is Jamie. i kinda dont want 2 give out r last name cuz ull tell her that i talkedto u and shell ge tmad bcuz im just tryin 2 make friends wit odler boys n i dont want my sister mad at me
ZettoSan (2:50:03 PM): Really now.
pokemongrrl777 (2:49:55 PM): but mayb if u kno jamie
pokemongrrl777 (2:50:08 PM): and if u find out she has a little sister named katy
pokemongrrl777 (2:50:12 PM): dont tell her i telked to u ok
ZettoSan (2:50:37 PM): What if I told you I know A Jaime?
ZettoSan (2:50:43 PM): Jamie*
pokemongrrl777 (2:50:33 PM): PLS PLS PLS DONT TELL HER
pokemongrrl777 (2:50:40 PM): im so forrealllllllll
ZettoSan (2:50:59 PM): Calm yourself,
pokemongrrl777 (2:50:53 PM): kk
pokemongrrl777 (2:50:54 PM): lolllll
pokemongrrl777 (2:51:10 PM): but, like um do u hav any pix?
pokemongrrl777 (2:51:16 PM): what do u like to do for fun?
pokemongrrl777 (2:51:22 PM): u wanna hang out sometime?
ZettoSan (2:51:44 PM): Getting ahead of yourself, aren't we?
pokemongrrl777 (2:51:38 PM): not rlly
pokemongrrl777 (2:51:43 PM): im just bein friendly gosh
pokemongrrl777 (2:51:51 PM): do u hav a lot of frineds
ZettoSan (2:52:15 PM): I first need to know if I can even trust you are who you say you are.
pokemongrrl777 (2:52:15 PM): ummmm how do i do that
ZettoSan (2:52:29 PM): Simple.
pokemongrrl777 (2:52:25 PM): do u want pix?
ZettoSan (2:52:38 PM): No.
ZettoSan (2:53:02 PM): What I want is to know where you got my name. If you found it once, you can find it again.
ZettoSan (2:53:10 PM): Now, tell me.
ZettoSan (2:53:24 PM): Which building was my AIM name wriiten? A Dorm bathroom?
pokemongrrl777 (2:53:31 PM): i dont think it was a dorm. it was a mainbuidling with a lot of offices
pokemongrrl777 (2:53:37 PM): it was my first time there
pokemongrrl777 (2:53:40 PM): n my sis was showing me around
pokemongrrl777 (2:54:02 PM): i think i mite go there for college n a few years
ZettoSan (2:54:21 PM): Exactly how old are you?
pokemongrrl777 (2:54:23 PM): 16
pokemongrrl777 (2:54:30 PM): how old r u?
ZettoSan (2:54:59 PM): 18
pokemongrrl777 (2:54:53 PM): do u have any pix?
ZettoSan (2:55:19 PM): Yes. But don't think I'll share them.
ZettoSan (2:55:26 PM): I still don't trust you.
pokemongrrl777 (2:55:19 PM): if i show u mine will u show me yours?
ZettoSan (2:55:33 PM): NO.
pokemongrrl777 (2:55:28 PM): ok ok ok jjeez
pokemongrrl777 (2:55:30 PM): dont feak out
pokemongrrl777 (2:55:35 PM): what r u going 2 school 4?
ZettoSan (2:56:01 PM): Learning.
pokemongrrl777 (2:56:00 PM): do u talk 2 my sister a lot?? do u talk 2 jamie on the internet?
pokemongrrl777 (2:56:04 PM): ooooo undeclared
ZettoSan (2:56:21 PM): What's her last name?
pokemongrrl777 (2:56:28 PM): i was thinkin about goin 4 art. but there aint alot of jobs in art. n i want a good paying job lol.
pokemongrrl777 (2:56:45 PM): like i said.... mayb u dont know her. and id rather not get dfouind out.....
pokemongrrl777 (2:56:54 PM): but ill let u guess~
pokemongrrl777 (2:56:59 PM): if u wan2
pokemongrrl777 (2:57:01 PM): LOL
ZettoSan (2:57:26 PM): How about you just tell me?
pokemongrrl777 (2:57:21 PM): ur no fun at ALL
pokemongrrl777 (2:57:32 PM): anyway u wan2 see my pix?
ZettoSan (2:57:46 PM): NO.
pokemongrrl777 (2:57:40 PM): y not? im pretty
ZettoSan (2:58:26 PM): Simple. I don't want to be v&. Also, do you honestly think it's a good idea to give away pictures of yourself on the internet?
pokemongrrl777 (2:58:30 PM): well u have a myspace dont u?
pokemongrrl777 (2:58:35 PM): ppl see pictures there?
pokemongrrl777 (2:58:38 PM): what u think weill happne
pokemongrrl777 (2:58:46 PM): and what dose v& mean?
pokemongrrl777 (2:58:49 PM): v+and?
pokemongrrl777 (2:58:55 PM): idk
pokemongrrl777 (2:58:56 PM): srry
ZettoSan (2:59:17 PM): That's fine. i didn't expect you to understand.
ZettoSan (2:59:28 PM): I have another question, and I want the truth.
pokemongrrl777 (2:59:26 PM): kayyy~
ZettoSan (2:59:57 PM): What exactly did the message say on the said bathroom wall where you supposedly got my AIM name?
pokemongrrl777 (3:00:18 PM): i tink i d/cd for a second
pokemongrrl777 (3:00:19 PM): it said
pokemongrrl777 (3:00:25 PM): FOR A GOOD TIME IM: and then it had ur name
pokemongrrl777 (3:00:32 PM): and then it said (AOLINSTANT MESSANGER)
pokemongrrl777 (3:00:46 PM): soooo i write it on a scrap peice of papr in my purse
pokemongrrl777 (3:00:57 PM): that was aw week ago
pokemongrrl777 (3:00:59 PM): i forgot about it
pokemongrrl777 (3:01:06 PM): n then i IMd u just now
pokemongrrl777 (3:01:15 PM): wehn i cleaned out my purse i found it
ZettoSan (3:02:16 PM): And this is the truth?
pokemongrrl777 (3:02:17 PM): y wouldnt it be?
pokemongrrl777 (3:02:23 PM): i dotn have a good reason 2 lie to u
pokemongrrl777 (3:02:29 PM): i wan2 know if ur cute, honestly
pokemongrrl777 (3:02:50 PM): bcuz i rly want a college BF lol. but i wan2 be friends 1st
pokemongrrl777 (3:02:59 PM): so dont worry about that
ZettoSan (3:03:20 PM): How saccurine.
pokemongrrl777 (3:03:38 PM): ummm idk what tha tmeans
pokemongrrl777 (3:03:48 PM): i looked up up online, but i think its spelled wrong
ZettoSan (3:04:13 PM): That's probable.
ZettoSan (3:04:34 PM): Anyhow, I'm too old for you, and frankly, you seem like a ditz.
pokemongrrl777 (3:04:35 PM): no, u dont even know me
pokemongrrl777 (3:04:41 PM): atleast i can admit idk somethin
pokemongrrl777 (3:04:48 PM): ur only 2 years older than me
pokemongrrl777 (3:04:52 PM): and im v mature for my age
ZettoSan (3:05:16 PM): Yes, that's what they all say.
pokemongrrl777 (3:05:11 PM): i suppose
pokemongrrl777 (3:05:15 PM): can we atleast just b friends?
pokemongrrl777 (3:05:20 PM): can i see ur pix?
ZettoSan (3:05:48 PM): I highly doubt that. And no, you cannot see my pictures.
pokemongrrl777 (3:05:47 PM): what do u like to do forfun?
pokemongrrl777 (3:06:12 PM): i love to paint. and i play piano. n sometimes i read but not alot lol because i hav2 read so much at school. n i like computers
pokemongrrl777 (3:06:24 PM): do u have a gf?>
ZettoSan (3:07:18 PM): Even if I did, I wouldn't go out with you.
ZettoSan (3:07:24 PM): This is annoying me.
pokemongrrl777 (3:07:23 PM): y?
pokemongrrl777 (3:07:24 PM): pls
pokemongrrl777 (3:07:31 PM): y cant you just talk to someone online
pokemongrrl777 (3:07:32 PM): gosh
pokemongrrl777 (3:07:40 PM): i want to know what u do for fun
pokemongrrl777 (3:07:48 PM): u dont have to be such a stuck up prick
pokemongrrl777 (3:07:58 PM): u think ur better than every1 else, i bet. but ur not.
pokemongrrl777 (3:08:08 PM): ur a human JUST LIKE ME
pokemongrrl777 (3:08:10 PM): so U SHOULD BE NICE
ZettoSan (3:08:48 PM): Gee, how incredibly misguided my life has bee. Thank you, internet girl, for showing the error of my ways.
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:10 PM): u wont even CHANGE
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:14 PM): N SOMEDAY ULL DIE
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:16 PM): ALONE
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:17 PM): AND DEAD
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:20 PM): N NO ONE WILL CARE
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:23 PM): BECUZ UR A JERK
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:28 PM): AND PROLY A FAGGT
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:33 PM): N THATS Y U DONT HAV A GF
pokemongrrl777 (3:09:36 PM): UR PROLLY UGLY
ZettoSan (3:09:51 PM): Cry me a river. I need your tears for my rocket to the moon.
pokemongrrl777 (3:10:05 PM): but, if u wan2 be nice, lets try this again, Andrew.
ZettoSan (3:10:51 PM): How did you get my real name?
pokemongrrl777 (3:10:51 PM): u wouldnt believe me if i told u
ZettoSan (3:11:25 PM): I've heard some crazy things in my life. Try me.
pokemongrrl777 (3:13:02 PM): ok. so when i got ur sn. well, i practice wicca a lot. and i lit a black candle and asked the goddess to give me ur name and asked if i should pursue u as a bf or not. n i feel she said ur name as andrew and that we would be a good pair. i feel tha twe r meant to b. i didnt wan2 mention it tho because it freaks ppl out. but since ur bbeing so mean 2 me i want u 2 know the godess thinks we shuld be tothers. i know u think its fake. but im so forreal
ZettoSan (3:13:48 PM): Wicca.
pokemongrrl777 (3:13:46 PM): yeah y?
pokemongrrl777 (3:14:06 PM): its been around longer than christianity. y do ppl think its a joke?
pokemongrrl777 (3:15:01 PM): r u still there?
pokemongrrl777 (3:15:08 PM): i knew u wouldnt believe me
ZettoSan (3:15:21 PM): Yes, I'm still here.
pokemongrrl777 (3:15:18 PM): lets just talk a/b something else
ZettoSan (3:15:38 PM): How about not?
pokemongrrl777 (3:15:31 PM): y not?
pokemongrrl777 (3:15:36 PM): WHY ARE YOU BEING A JERK AGAIN
pokemongrrl777 (3:15:43 PM): CANT U SEE WE'RE SOUL MATES????/
pokemongrrl777 (3:16:03 PM): ITS GOT TO BE FATE
pokemongrrl777 (3:16:13 PM): SPECILLY SINCE THE GODESS GOT UR NAME RITE
pokemongrrl777 (3:16:29 PM): IM PROLLY THE FIRST GIRL WHO EVER LIEKD U
pokemongrrl777 (3:16:32 PM): N WANTED 2 DATE U
pokemongrrl777 (3:16:36 PM): N UR TURNING ME DOWN
pokemongrrl777 (3:16:39 PM): UR ONLY SOULMATE EVER
ZettoSan (3:17:11 PM): There are alot of fish in the sea, girl.
pokemongrrl777 (3:17:23 PM): but theres only1 soulmate
pokemongrrl777 (3:17:29 PM): i love u. i really do. pls.
pokemongrrl777 (3:17:39 PM): want2 go out for food sometime?
pokemongrrl777 (3:17:40 PM): ill pay
pokemongrrl777 (3:17:47 PM): i want u 2 meet me 4 real
pokemongrrl777 (3:17:50 PM): not online
pokemongrrl777 (3:17:54 PM): do u have pix?
ZettoSan (3:18:13 PM): No.
pokemongrrl777 (3:18:12 PM): plspls pls
ZettoSan (3:18:36 PM): Give me one good reason.
pokemongrrl777 (3:18:37 PM): because the godess sent me 2 u
pokemongrrl777 (3:18:41 PM): isnt that a good 1?
ZettoSan (3:19:08 PM): Not really.
pokemongrrl777 (3:19:11 PM): y not?
pokemongrrl777 (3:19:16 PM): do u not believe in the godess???
ZettoSan (3:20:30 PM): I don't buy into that Wicca bullcrap. It's a nice story, it really is, but since this is one of my common internet Aliases, there is no reason you could have found my name by my Livejournal or some other form.
pokemongrrl777 (3:20:37 PM): wats ur lj?
ZettoSan (3:21:10 PM): Like I am going to tell you.
pokemongrrl777 (3:21:19 PM): o i found it. i used google
pokemongrrl777 (3:21:26 PM): i like anime 2!!!
ZettoSan (3:22:01 PM): You're starting to annoy me.
pokemongrrl777 (3:21:55 PM): y?
ZettoSan (3:22:18 PM): Because you are.
pokemongrrl777 (3:22:15 PM): becuz i have the same INTERETS AS U?
pokemongrrl777 (3:22:20 PM): becuz im ur SOULMATE
pokemongrrl777 (3:22:28 PM): do u like bleach?
ZettoSan (3:22:46 PM): No.
ZettoSan (3:22:59 PM): And I'm done answering your assinine questions.

pokemongrrl7777 (3:25:09 PM): WHY ARE YOU IGNORNING ME?
pokemongrrl7777 (3:25:40 PM): TALK TO ME
pokemongrrl7777 (3:25:41 PM): GOD DAMMIT
pokemongrrl7777 (3:25:44 PM): UR SO MEAN
pokemongrrl7777 (3:26:01 PM): NO 1 LIKES U
pokemongrrl7777 (3:26:04 PM): AND UR GAY
pokemongrrl7777 (3:26:39 PM): TLAK 2 ME
pokemongrrl7777 (3:26:50 PM): PLSSSSS
pokemongrrl7777 (3:26:56 PM): i need u i love u
pokemongrrl7777 (3:27:00 PM): YOU FAGGOT
pokemongrrl7777 (3:27:37 PM): your opinions on video games FUCKING SUCK. no ones wants to read your shitty blogs and reviews
pokemongrrl7777 (3:27:53 PM): and STOP TALKING ABOUT SECRET INTERNET HACKING WEBSITES namefag
pokemongrrl7777 (3:28:12 PM): anonymous doesnt like you enough that ANONYMOUS IS TURNING ON YOU
pokemongrrl7777 (3:28:15 PM): FGT
pokemongrrl7777 (3:28:26 PM): do u have pix?
pokemongrrl7777 (3:28:32 PM): CUZ I DO
pokemongrrl7777 (3:29:01 PM): well, enjoy having no friends.


mustve been fun for you XD
nn something akward...something..akwaaarrddd O3O
well i wasnt there for this but one class of tech at my school found a condom on my tech teachers desk O3O creepy. (hes OLD! XD)
and ill probably remeber another later =3=
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Bruce Goldberg wrote:
Most scarring would be what Mafiosa just described. All thanks to the gullible idiot (namely me) and various friends...


Do tell. :D

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Meh.The worst thing I can think of is when I used to walk home from 4th grade,always the same route.Then one day,this old guy comes up to me and walks beside me.Then, he somehow casually brings up,"I watch you come home through my window,everyday."How this sounded subtle to me,I do not know.The tone just seemed kinda "Nice weather we're having."<--My creepy analogy for a flirty pedo.I try to keep polite conversation,as the guy only lives about 8 houses away.I piss him off,he could come into my room at night and kill me.I run home, haven't seen him since.

I guess losing my innocence early is scarring.Anyway,I got internet access.That was my sex talk,in 3rd grade.My mom just said,"Say what you know and I'll fll in the blanks."
And my friend and I discovered her mom's condom stack of Trojans under a nightstand tablecloth.

Not very eventful,I'll admit.
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Mafiosa wrote:
Bruce Goldberg wrote:
Most scarring would be what Mafiosa just described. All thanks to the gullible idiot (namely me) and various friends...


Do tell. :D

With my friend we have endurance tests to see who can handle the most shocking shock sites EVER.


Nah, you'll win as I can't be bothered looking. I'll probably do a peek and close almost immediately :karma:
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Well...it's not very scarring/awkward, but odd enough to where I think it counts for something.
It was a Thursday afternoon. My mom's friend, Lance, had picked me up from school, and we were sitting at my house when the phone rings. I don't pick it up (never been much of a phone person), and it goes to the answering machine. Now, this was one of those answering machines that play the message out loud when the person's recording it. It's some guy on the phone, and he said something along the lines of this-
"This is the FBI. Come out with your hands up. We have the house surrounded, and will start shooting momentarily."
Now, I have no idea why (perhaps pre-band concert jitters, or the fact I didn't recognize the voice or something), but I honestly believed the guy was from the FBI-even though the idea of them calling before the start shooting was idiotic. So I start freaking out, because I'm thinking that there's going to be some serious shooting about to go down, and our door's wide open. I go out and tell Lance that the FBI just called and they were going to start shooting (ignoring the fact that there was no one out side), and he just kinda looks at me like I'm crazy and goes back to watching the TV. So I wait 'til my mom gets home, and tell her about the message-once again, ignoring the fact that there hadn't been any shooting. She goes in and listens to it. Turns out it was another one of her friends that just was fooling around. I don't have a clue why I believed him, though... :nick:
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Now I've got to say that this thread is one of the most... interesting things I've come up upon.

I'm a sheltered kid. I don't like the internet >_>
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Okay, so I was going for a haircut a few days ago and saw a man, totally naked, showering (under a pipe) in the middle of a venue not too far from my house. I saw him from the car, and he was visible to just about anyone passing in the area (and indeed there were many people walking by). Public decency law anyone? That's when I got the idea for this thread. What have you seen that you wish you could unsee?
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Let me think...

  • That picture of naked women doing eachother when I was seven.
  • Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • This bunch of hentai pictures in my ex-friend's forum signature.
  • Mr. Igła masturbating in the local park.

....That's all, I think.
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Suihou wrote:
  • Mr. Igła masturbating in the local park.

This sounds sufficiently disturbing, given how you seem to address this as someone you know.
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Key wrote:
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  • Mr. Igła masturbating in the local park.

This sounds sufficiently disturbing, given how you seem to address this as someone you know.


There is a playground near my classmate's house. I was coming here very often, when I was 6. Mr. Igła, an uh.. interesting man around the age of 30 was coming here too. He loved to play with the kids,(including my classmate) sing silly songs and swing around on the swings. It was a great shock to see him after all these years doing such disturbing things.
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