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Rebel Vanguard wrote:
WhyWaitForGodot? wrote:
Well, today I found my dad might be doing drugs...
I have to use his computer for printing, as our main computer is down, and in the recent viewing history... all pr0n and drug sites...
How dissapointing, I'm rather ashamed of him.
I have to use his computer for printing, as our main computer is down, and in the recent viewing history... all pr0n and drug sites...
How dissapointing, I'm rather ashamed of him.
This is EXACTLY why you delete the browsing history when you finish your "personal things" on the computer.
...
...
...
But I'm really sorry to hear that, but he's still your father, and even though you may never be able to forgive him for what he did, you may be the only one who can stop his problem. So you must take it upon yourself to stop him before something terrible happens.
Rebel is right, Godot. You are the only one who can help your father. I had a similar problem a year or so ago. I would come home to find transexual prawn on the browsing history. And my father was the only one in the house at the time of when it was viewed. I deleted it for my mother's sake (as she also uses said comp), but distanced myself from my father. For about half a year, I covered for him, and neither of my parents were aware. One day, I got in a fight with my parents, and I shouted it out. My father was shocked, and my mother doesn't believe it to this day. But he never has looked at it again, and I have forgiven him.
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I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
My mother went deep crimsonand , hand on heart, and being the honest person I know, who has (and still has) never lied, in an embarrsesed and apologizing tone she SAID:
"It's your dad's."
....my, my.
"It's your dad's."
....my, my.
Whomever didn't see that one coming needs to spend more time on the interbutt.
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I was scarr'd for life and i think the only thought in my mind that day was "I did't know IT could bend like THAT! EW!".
(Oh yeah, i think there was a bunch of crap around them too..
...
Okey, i don't want to think about this anymore!)
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Unfortunately, I was not able to convince myself it was a dream long. I had to know, so I viewed his browser cookies. Undeniable proof awaited me... I'm just waiting for the best time to bring it up to my mom. It may be unwise to tell my dad directly, but I can trust my mom. I'm also keeping it secret from my 12 year old younger brother. I only know, I think. But I can prove it.
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My computer have a baf habit of making pop ups pop up. So while i was looking and doing my regular things. A pop up came up with a half nacked chick who was covering her breast. (Panty pop up..) I had a pretty intresting pose just when it pop'd up. (A pose i usuly do..) Anyway, just when i'm about to shut it down, m mom comes by and ask's what i'm looking at.
Oh Shi-
Also, when i for a couple of months ago was looking throught some threads in a guild forum i'm in, i saw a link about some weird stuff they were laughing their ass of. I click'd it, it was some weird "how to learn japanese" movie that did't really make sense. I watch it for at bit but shut'd it down when a japanese dude with nothing on my some tight underwear came into the picture. Just after i had shut it down a kid that use to be at the same place as i am had seen what i was looking at. He stare'd at me for a moment but walk'd away after that...
Why do i always get the pervy stuff.. D':
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Way to go dude wrote:
Oh yea, i remember two more things..
My computer have a baf habit of making pop ups pop up. So while i was looking and doing my regular things. A pop up came up with a half nacked chick who was covering her breast. (Panty pop up..) I had a pretty intresting pose just when it pop'd up. (A pose i usuly do..) Anyway, just when i'm about to shut it down, m mom comes by and ask's what i'm looking at.
Oh Shi-
Also, when i for a couple of months ago was looking throught some threads in a guild forum i'm in, i saw a link about some weird stuff they were laughing their ass of. I click'd it, it was some weird "how to learn japanese" movie that did't really make sense. I watch it for at bit but shut'd it down when a japanese dude with nothing on my some tight underwear came into the picture. Just after i had shut it down a kid that use to be at the same place as i am had seen what i was looking at. He stare'd at me for a moment but walk'd away after that...
Why do i always get the pervy stuff.. D':
My computer have a baf habit of making pop ups pop up. So while i was looking and doing my regular things. A pop up came up with a half nacked chick who was covering her breast. (Panty pop up..) I had a pretty intresting pose just when it pop'd up. (A pose i usuly do..) Anyway, just when i'm about to shut it down, m mom comes by and ask's what i'm looking at.
Oh Shi-
Also, when i for a couple of months ago was looking throught some threads in a guild forum i'm in, i saw a link about some weird stuff they were laughing their ass of. I click'd it, it was some weird "how to learn japanese" movie that did't really make sense. I watch it for at bit but shut'd it down when a japanese dude with nothing on my some tight underwear came into the picture. Just after i had shut it down a kid that use to be at the same place as i am had seen what i was looking at. He stare'd at me for a moment but walk'd away after that...
Why do i always get the pervy stuff.. D':
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Ryu wrote:
You've got malware.... spyware..... trojan & virus in your mobo!
Way to go dude wrote:
Oh yea, i remember two more things..
My computer have a baf habit of making pop ups pop up. So while i was looking and doing my regular things. A pop up came up with a half nacked chick who was covering her breast. (Panty pop up..) I had a pretty intresting pose just when it pop'd up. (A pose i usuly do..) Anyway, just when i'm about to shut it down, m mom comes by and ask's what i'm looking at.
Oh Shi-
Also, when i for a couple of months ago was looking throught some threads in a guild forum i'm in, i saw a link about some weird stuff they were laughing their ass of. I click'd it, it was some weird "how to learn japanese" movie that did't really make sense. I watch it for at bit but shut'd it down when a japanese dude with nothing on my some tight underwear came into the picture. Just after i had shut it down a kid that use to be at the same place as i am had seen what i was looking at. He stare'd at me for a moment but walk'd away after that...
Why do i always get the pervy stuff.. D':
My computer have a baf habit of making pop ups pop up. So while i was looking and doing my regular things. A pop up came up with a half nacked chick who was covering her breast. (Panty pop up..) I had a pretty intresting pose just when it pop'd up. (A pose i usuly do..) Anyway, just when i'm about to shut it down, m mom comes by and ask's what i'm looking at.
Oh Shi-
Also, when i for a couple of months ago was looking throught some threads in a guild forum i'm in, i saw a link about some weird stuff they were laughing their ass of. I click'd it, it was some weird "how to learn japanese" movie that did't really make sense. I watch it for at bit but shut'd it down when a japanese dude with nothing on my some tight underwear came into the picture. Just after i had shut it down a kid that use to be at the same place as i am had seen what i was looking at. He stare'd at me for a moment but walk'd away after that...
Why do i always get the pervy stuff.. D':
Not so suprised, i've seen that the computer had a Trojan. I'll fix it when i feel like it.
(I think we made a irus scan on one of the computers the other day, It seem'd to have 85 virus.. Wut?)
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it was funny
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Those who know what I'm talking about will surely laugh.
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@Hatman: AYe you're probably right about what happened over the homo-porn.
You just don't really expect your FATHER to be homo under the simple reason YOU SHOULD NOT EXIST.
...
Well I'm not complaining about that one. lol.
Nor do I actually care that he's now with a guy. XD
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and I found out that Cylons can take human form
also I'm suddenly feal sick, because I just saw an emo's arm.
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Infernal-Rampage wrote:
also I'm suddenly feal sick, because I just saw an emo's arm.
What's so sickening about that? Everyone's got a few scars... whether it's from cutting, cigarette burns, or other things and accidents... it's just sad to see. Unless you're being literal with the topic title.
The most scarring thing I've seen.. tough one. Hmm... That scene in Star Wars III where Anakin Skywalker gets his limbs chopped off. That was pretty bad. Though it's just a movie, it was still really creepy.
That one Dane Cook track 'Robe', talking about his father's cash and prizes was quite scarring. The first time I listened to it I was like ZOMG!!!
Oh, and seeing
's panties, lol, jk. (Lol, I wonder what else she hides in them...)
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Like in the Doraemon cartoon series?
Wrestler Hatman wrote:
The Japanese Helicopter.
Those who know what I'm talking about will surely laugh.
Those who know what I'm talking about will surely laugh.
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When I woke up last week, I had some shallow cuts on my wrist/arm (that I didn't put there). Then two days ago I had cuts on my chest. Same length, same depth.
They didn't hurt at all. They were just... there.
>____>
I'm sure that my bed had something in it because I could never cut myself.
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kristophlover967 wrote:
Infernal-Rampage wrote:
also I'm suddenly feal sick, because I just saw an emo's arm.
You didn't see it...
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his butt" >____> its not nearly as scarring as all the other stories but that's the only scarring thing my mom has ever done XD;; even typing it out feels weird
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The show centers around a guy named Domian who offers people the opportunity to call him and talk about everything you want. Most people call him because they need someone who listens to their problems. It's a very simple, but interesting show.
But sometimes, the experiences some people have made scare the shit out of me.
One story I recall is the one where a woman calls Domian about her life being shattered to pieces because her husband commited a crime.
... Not some small crime ... To be honest, the 3 month old baby the woman had together with her husband was raped to death by the husband.
Domian didn't know what to say for some time and I think, that's pretty understandable ...
Another story was that a woman told Domian about her cousin who lived in a high-rise with some people on the same floor and he had kind of a beef going on with one guy who lived next door. They often had arguments, mostly about the dog the neighbour had which wasn't that well trained and often scratched the door of the woman's cousin and other stuff.
One day, the dog shit right in front of the cousin's door and he was pretty upset, so he went to the neighbor and told him about that in a very angry way.
The neigbor took out a kitchen knife and just stabbed him.
... Because of the dog's shit, mostly.
The guy later argued at court that it was self defense, but the cousin didn't even touch him. What a maniac ...
I have more stories to share, but that's it for now.
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It's usually true. We see guys sitting on each other (and bouncing on their lap) once this guy was behind another guy, and the guy was infront of the large steps, and he fell over and he was bent 90 degrees forward, and it looked like anal...
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Infernal-Rampage wrote:
kristophlover967 wrote:
Infernal-Rampage wrote:
also I'm suddenly feal sick, because I just saw an emo's arm.
You didn't see it...
Some of the things that emotionally deterred people do is sickening, I'll agree. I'm in a similar situation myself (I'm not an emo, don't worry. I'm incapable of it), and I've seen the ED page. This raises the question: who posts pictures of themselves... cutting their wrists and the scars it leaves?
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Perrydotto wrote:
I listen to a German radio night show called Domian on a regular basis and sometimes, it's very very scarring.
The show centers around a guy named Domian who offers people the opportunity to call him and talk about everything you want. Most people call him because they need someone who listens to their problems. It's a very simple, but interesting show.
But sometimes, the experiences some people have made scare the shit out of me.
One story I recall is the one where a woman calls Domian about her life being shattered to pieces because her husband commited a crime.
... Not some small crime ... To be honest, the 3 month old baby the woman had together with her husband was raped to death by the husband.
Domian didn't know what to say for some time and I think, that's pretty understandable ...
The show centers around a guy named Domian who offers people the opportunity to call him and talk about everything you want. Most people call him because they need someone who listens to their problems. It's a very simple, but interesting show.
But sometimes, the experiences some people have made scare the shit out of me.
One story I recall is the one where a woman calls Domian about her life being shattered to pieces because her husband commited a crime.
... Not some small crime ... To be honest, the 3 month old baby the woman had together with her husband was raped to death by the husband.
Domian didn't know what to say for some time and I think, that's pretty understandable ...
Ugh yes! I heard that one too D:
I love that show, I usually feel sorry for the people or laugh at them but sometimes there're some really messed-up stories.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-GcsJvFXY
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prosecutorwannabe wrote:
this video scares me ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-GcsJvFXY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-GcsJvFXY
Can't be much worse than this video.
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DramaticaXIV2 wrote:
prosecutorwannabe wrote:
this video scares me ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-GcsJvFXY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-GcsJvFXY
Can't be much worse than this video.
its worse than that video.
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DramaticaXIV2 wrote:
I actually like the song, though.
the video you showed me?
or, the video I showed you?
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I also the 1priest1nun video...
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Oh yeah...
Seeing as France is close to England, we tend to have trips there rather than anywhere else if we go abroad. ANYWAY. Last day of the trip. I can't go to our last-day disco due to our instuctor being stupid and my feet being maimed cos of it so i'm changing into my PJs...
And...
Well...
Girl's dorms, nekkedness and fire exits dont mix.
I was just standing there holding my PJ shirt like "Oh shit." It took them until I screamed "PERVERTS!!!" at 'em for them to realise I was there x.x
Well, i've always wanted to scream that at someone, so it's not ALL bad.
...I think.
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Perrydotto wrote:
One story I recall is the one where a woman calls Domian about her life being shattered to pieces because her husband commited a crime.
... Not some small crime ... To be honest, the 3 month old baby the woman had together with her husband was raped to death by the husband.
Domian didn't know what to say for some time and I think, that's pretty understandable ...
... Not some small crime ... To be honest, the 3 month old baby the woman had together with her husband was raped to death by the husband.
Domian didn't know what to say for some time and I think, that's pretty understandable ...
just....oh man
thats terrible.....
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animepanda94 wrote:
Perrydotto wrote:
One story I recall is the one where a woman calls Domian about her life being shattered to pieces because her husband commited a crime.
... Not some small crime ... To be honest, the 3 month old baby the woman had together with her husband was raped to death by the husband.
Domian didn't know what to say for some time and I think, that's pretty understandable ...
... Not some small crime ... To be honest, the 3 month old baby the woman had together with her husband was raped to death by the husband.
Domian didn't know what to say for some time and I think, that's pretty understandable ...
just....oh man
thats terrible..... WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD DOES THAT?!
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One is when I was back in Grade 7, elementary school. We were doing a neighbourhood walk with our buddy class and picking up trash and such. So, I hung out with my buddy and my friend Carl and his buddy. Then, Carl's buddy pokes an unknown rubber object with his ungloved finger and goes, 'What's that?' It was blue and it looked all worn out in one patch. IT WAS A FREAKING USED CONDOM. Me and Carl were HORRIFIED. It was disgusting. I yelled, 'OKAY, RYAN, STOP TOUCHING THAT THING, AND DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE, AND WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE SCHOOL WASH YOUR HANDS WITH 11 PUMPS OF SOAP, NO MORE, NO LESS.'
Also, I've been at high school for 3 months now; And a lot of people like to make out in the hallways. I've bumped into about 16 couples making out on the ground, near my locker, outside the gym. It's really quite... disturbing.
And also last year, for the second last day of school, we went to a water park. So, at the end of the day, I was all happy and I was changing back into normal clothes. Then, I gathered all my stuff and made sure I had everything, and I saw something that looked like my extra panties. I picked it up and OH MY GOD, IT WAS A USED PAD. I yelled 'HOLY FUCK!' and chucked it back. OH GOD, THE BLOOD WAS WATERY AND IT WAS DRIPPLING ONTO THE BENCH. Some people were like, 'Are you okay in there?' And I ran out and said, 'WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PICK UP THE UNKNOWN LUMP OF MATERIAL IN THE CORNER.' Being the stupid person that person was, they probably picked it up and looked to see what it was. How did I know? I heard someone yell 'HOLY FUCK!' and it wasn't me.
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Mystic Mina wrote:
Also, I've been at high school for 3 months now; And a lot of people like to make out in the hallways. I've bumped into about 16 couples making out on the ground, near my locker, outside the gym. It's really quite... disturbing.
Calling that kind of thing disturbing is like calling the Monsoon a drizzle. No word in any language properly sums up the kind of reaction I get to watching that.
I'll always love you, Max.
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Hylian100 wrote:
Wait, public displays of affection are disturbing now? What do you guys have against romance?
Nothing. I just think there are some displays best kept in private. I have nothing against two people holding hands in public, hugging, or exchanging a small kiss, but making out in public is so far overboard that o life preservers can reach it.
I'll always love you, Max.
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