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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
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"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
What do you see behind the mask?
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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
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Da hell?I mean, it's perfectly okay for parents to have a fulfilling sexlife, but what in the name of everything that's sacred makes them think that it would be a good idea to have sex in their own kid's bed?!
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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
that... sounds like one of my characters from a story my friend and I wrote.
my character's parents are... well, yeah. and... wow... *is brain fucked* they like doing it with whipped cream. and yeah
and she walks in on them a lot.
You, are officially the living version of my character.
........ your first name isn't anne, is it?
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
I...... really don't know what to say about that one
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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
That is very, very depressing...
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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
I suppose that the bright side of this is knowing that your parents have a healthy sex life. Dead sex lives lead to unhappy marriages, and that wouldn't be good.
Maybe you could ask them to be a bit more considerate of you, though. I'd kill my mother if she had sex in my bed. I'd want to burn it D:
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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
Damn. If my parents ever did that in my room, I think I would completely flip out.
I have an awkward story, semi-similar to what I quoted above. About a year ago, I was swinging on one of the swingsets on my college campus. The one I was on was located behind a large dorm building. If you don't have curtains, it's very easy to see what's going on inside all of the rooms. Well, my friend doesn't have any curtains, and I had a good view of his room. I thought he had a pillow against the window and was studying with another one of my friends. But no; what I thought was a pillow was actually his ass. My friends were having anal sex in a bright room with no curtains. I felt really awkward when I realized it and left immediately.
A few days later, I needed to visit the same friend to ask him about something. I knocked on the door and he told me to hold on. When he opened the door, it was obvious that I had interrupted another round of anal sex. I would have felt more awkward if I had actually walked in on them doing it, but I still felt awkward nonetheless.
I also walked in on another one of my friends having sex, but that wasn't my fault. I knocked and she told me to come in. If someone knocks while you're having sex, for the love of god don't say "come in." It makes the situation uncomfortable for everybody -_-
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Also, see if you can watch this without squirming: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/493571
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Also, see if you can watch this without squirming: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/493571
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i didn't squirm. i lul'd.
i forgot about Pico Day this year. D:
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Also, see if you can watch this without squirming: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/493571
O_O
That was quite funny.
But at the end, I was squeeing over the fact that they were using the Amilie soundtrack, so it probably didn't have the desired effect. XD
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Also, see if you can watch this without squirming: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/493571
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I do not get what I was meant to squirm over.
"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
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Consequently I walk in on them having intercourse a lot.
Possibly the worst place that I ever walked in on them doing it was in my bedroom (needless to say I didnt sleep well that night).
I would burn my bed and slash it with an xacto knife. CREEPY.
So for mine, well, at camp, after the camp dance, me and a couple friends were talking about how hot this counselor was, and how much he would look like a girl if he had boobs. Then, it kinda turned into what size boobs he and two other counselors (Cooper and BJ) would have if they were girls or in boobs suits (oddest phrase ever: Anthony in a boob suit lol). The next day, I go to my first activity, archery, and realize, only then of course, that Anthony and Cooper are my counselors. Needless to say, my friend and I had trouble paying attention that day in class. :)
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There is a festeval held in my city every year to celebrate when the city burnt down some time around the middle ages (Ironically it's called the phoenix festaval)
Anyway it's really just an excuse to get drunk but they do have some kick ass fireworks displays as well.
So there I was watching a fireworks display (there wasnt much of a crowd there by the way)
And then I get this weird feeling going down through my ass and down my legs.
I turn around and there is this guy (he looked drunk)
I look down and I see that HE'S URINATING ON ME!!
And with that I now bid you adieu.
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There is a festeval held in my city every year to celebrate when the city burnt down some time around the middle ages (Ironically it's called the phoenix festaval)
Anyway it's really just an excuse to get drunk but they do have some kick ass fireworks displays as well.
So there I was watching a fireworks display (there wasnt much of a crowd there by the way)
And then I get this weird feeling going down through my ass and down my legs.
I turn around and there is this guy (he looked drunk)
I look down and I see that HE'S URINATING ON ME!!
And with that I now bid you adieu.
Oh dear God CREEPY! That happened to my mom!
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There is a festeval held in my city every year to celebrate when the city burnt down some time around the middle ages (Ironically it's called the phoenix festaval)
Anyway it's really just an excuse to get drunk but they do have some kick ass fireworks displays as well.
So there I was watching a fireworks display (there wasnt much of a crowd there by the way)
And then I get this weird feeling going down through my ass and down my legs.
I turn around and there is this guy (he looked drunk)
I look down and I see that HE'S URINATING ON ME!!
And with that I now bid you adieu.
Oh dear God CREEPY! That happened to my mom!
I sympathise it isnt a plesant experience.
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There is a festeval held in my city every year to celebrate when the city burnt down some time around the middle ages (Ironically it's called the phoenix festaval)
Anyway it's really just an excuse to get drunk but they do have some kick ass fireworks displays as well.
So there I was watching a fireworks display (there wasnt much of a crowd there by the way)
And then I get this weird feeling going down through my ass and down my legs.
I turn around and there is this guy (he looked drunk)
I look down and I see that HE'S URINATING ON ME!!
And with that I now bid you adieu.
Oh dear God CREEPY! That happened to my mom!
I sympathise it isnt a plesant experience.
No. She flipped. called everyone she knew who even remotely knew a doctor or with ANY form of medical experience.
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I do not get what I was meant to squirm over.
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The ammount of dirty jokes as a result of this will be staggering
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~I'm a guy, surprisingly~
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Also, my mom decided to tell me I was conceived on Christmas day, as if that is the kind of thing you casually mention to your kid.
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Also, my mom decided to tell me I was conceived on Christmas day, as if that is the kind of thing you casually mention to your kid.
EDIT: Re-Read.
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Also, my mom decided to tell me I was conceived on Christmas day, as if that is the kind of thing you casually mention to your kid.
EDIT: Re-Read.
What, did I say something dumb again? I've been doing that a lot lately.
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Also, my mom decided to tell me I was conceived on Christmas day, as if that is the kind of thing you casually mention to your kid.
EDIT: Re-Read.
What, did I say something dumb again? I've been doing that a lot lately.
No, I mean I mis-read it. DDD:
And posted something, then Re-Read it, and made a mistake.
I mean 'I re-read.' xD
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ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED.
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please please please check out mah sprite topic thanks!
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please please please check out mah sprite topic thanks!
i lol'd.
anyways, back on topic...
probably hearing my parents do it twice...IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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please please please check out mah sprite topic thanks!
i lol'd.
anyways, back on topic...
probably hearing my parents do it twice...IN THE SAME NIGHT.
oh dear god
and thats why i said SHAMELESS plug geniuses
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"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
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God I hate this movie
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ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *dies roflmfao*
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I had just finished my second steeping of green tea, so I set aside the mesh and let the tea cool. Ten minutes later I come back and take a sip. I swallow some of the tea, but stop when something soft touches my lips. Assuming it's just a loose tea leaf, I put down the cup, and decide to deposit the leaf into the mesh with the other leaves. As I do so, I notice the leaf is a lot shorter... and blacker... than your typical green tea leaf. I take a closer look at what I've placed in the used tea leaves.
IT'S A SOAKED, FUZZY HOUSEFLY WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE ROASTED BROWN WINGS.
I ALMOST ATE A FLY. JFD;JFDKLSAJL;KJ
AND I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM J;FDKJFD;LJKL. I don't think it was from the tea leaves because it wasn't there when I first scooped them.
Oh, and... figured I'd post this one since I mentioned it in the Edgey fangirl thread-
In fourth grade, I used to ride the bus with a second grade boy who had a frequent and compulsive habit of kissing all the girls... and all the boys. He had to literally be commanded, by the bus driver, to keep his damn lips to himself.
...NAILED IT
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I had just finished my second steeping of green tea, so I set aside the mesh and let the tea cool. Ten minutes later I come back and take a sip. I swallow some of the tea, but stop when something soft touches my lips. Assuming it's just a loose tea leaf, I put down the cup, and decide to deposit the leaf into the mesh with the other leaves. As I do so, I notice the leaf is a lot shorter... and blacker... than your typical green tea leaf. I take a closer look at what I've placed in the used tea leaves.
IT'S A SOAKED, FUZZY HOUSEFLY WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE ROASTED BROWN WINGS.
I ALMOST ATE A FLY. JFD;JFDKLSAJL;KJ
AND I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM J;FDKJFD;LJKL. I don't think it was from the tea leaves because it wasn't there when I first scooped them.
Oh, and... figured I'd post this one since I mentioned it in the Edgey fangirl thread-
In fourth grade, I used to ride the bus with a second grade boy who had a frequent and compulsive habit of kissing all the girls... and all the boys. He had to literally be commanded, by the bus driver, to keep his damn lips to himself.
Okay, the first is disgusting. You almost made me puke there.
The second one, however... LOL!
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My non personal experience is one I heard from my friend. Basically, she had this roommate who always found the need to pleasure herself, to put it lightly. Yeah, my poor friend was scarred enough to beg for her own room!
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