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A Mexican kid just stole your DS and ran off to MexicoTopic%20Title
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What DO you do? Learn Spanish, obviously.
Say hello to what could possibly be the most horrible Nintendo DS game ever. Or on any system, for that matter.

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This is exactly why I'm afraid to go to wal mart at night.
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I can't believe its me either!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
i could never live my life knowing that miguel still has my ds
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Whoever created that should be dragged out onto a street and shot.
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This is the best thing ever.

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Game of the year.
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Wait, this is a GAME!? FOR the DS!? And it's not a parody!?! Wow.... bold developer.
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I hope that game ends in an epic Boss battle against Miguel.


Damn, and I thought Napoleon Dynamite and The godawful abomination that bears the name 'Godzilla' game sucked. This one looks so bad I'm suprised this was approved by Nintendo. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to find out who developed this, go to thier house and kick them in the nuts.
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DS could very well end up as the greatest system ever made.
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What. The. Hell.

!?!?!?

Edit: Oh... now I get it.
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The second scene somehow was worse than the intro. How can something be worse than the worst possible, I have no clue.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s89-9JF7KTQ
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BAH!! Go to school if you want to learn spanish.

I'm going with dad on this one, this game does look horrible.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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Takita wrote:
I hope that game ends in an epic Boss battle against Miguel.




I can just hear it now..

"You got your DS back......... FINISH HIM!
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The final battle should have lasers.

A final battle without lasers would be quite disappointing.
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Millini wrote:
Whoever created that should be dragged out onto a street and shot.


Agreed

From watching the ending, there going to be a sequel http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4gitr9WUZk&feature=related
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.....I still say it would be better if there was a battle with Miguel involving Lazors and Shooting Miguel in the head.

Whatever.........I hope the bull returns. He could teach the kid every language known to man.
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Holy fuck. A game like this EXISTS? WHY!?

And, sorry, the worst game in the world is still Big Rigs. XD
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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Wow. This is so epic. XD. About time Hispanics are recognized in video games. If that little boy is really going to chase after those Mexicans into Mexico, he's going to have alot of fun getting through customs. I can see most of the game dealing with getting a passport and going through the border guards that won't let you through. I should know, I've had to deal with them before and you only find about 1 out of 100 of the guards are actually nice while the other ones are a bit strict. >< Seriously though, I'm surprised such a game went into production. Just what kind of crack are these people on?
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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Wow. This is so epic. XD. About time Hispanics are recognized in video games. If that little boy is really going to chase after those Mexicans into Mexico, he's going to have alot of fun getting through customs. I can see most of the game dealing with getting a passport and going through the border guards that won't let you through. I should know, I've had to deal with them before and you only find about 1 out of 100 of the guards are actually nice while the other ones are a bit strict. >< Seriously though, I'm surprised such a game went into production. Just what kind of crack are these people on?



Here's an idea for a sequel,

"Miguel and the very tall fence"
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Millini wrote:
The final battle should have lasers.

A final battle without lasers would be quite disappointing.


And monkeys. Monkeys are awesome. And bears. Gorillas too. Oh, and let's not forget Tigre. :zenny:

EDIT: "Watched" the videos. WTF this is not a game. A game is fun. This is not fun. You do the math.
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Ahahahaahaha!!! Spanish is not hard. I played Phoenix Wright in Spanish anyway.
NOT English.

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I'm betting on a French one where he chucks your Wii off the Eiffel Tower.
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D00der! :ack:

I'm poking a few Kanji thingies with the DS and now stuff like THIS is on the market?! I knew all my friends said the DS was a worthwhile investment but they never said for how long..... :wacky-edgy:



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I fucking love this piece of hardware!♥ :keiko:
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... Didn't this happen on Chatzy? We ended up talking about someone getting their DS stolen by a Mexican kid and he runs to Mexico.
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SWIPER NO SWIPING!!1

Ahahaahahahahaahh!♥ I have to get this game. :godot:
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.

Panty thief strikes again! :-P
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Why do I imagine my school actually buying this as a new way to learn Spanish. :yuusaku:
Next thing you know we'll all be required to get a DS for class. Spanish for Everyone : Geometry Addition
Behold the future. :keiko:
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Why do I imagine my school actually buying this as a new way to learn Spanish. :yuusaku:
Next thing you know we'll all be required to get a DS for class. Spanish for Everyone : Geometry Addition
Behold the future. :keiko:

I thought of this a few weeks ago. There's something about the DS I like. A lot. :yuusaku:

A lot a lot. :lana:




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How can something so decisively simple be the most incredible keytool ever used in the world? I'm convinced EVERYONE in Japan has one. :gregory:
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.

Panty thief strikes again! :-P
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Why do I imagine my school actually buying this as a new way to learn Spanish. :yuusaku:
Next thing you know we'll all be required to get a DS for class. Spanish for Everyone : Geometry Addition
Behold the future. :keiko:

I thought of this a few weeks ago. There's something about the DS I like. A lot. :yuusaku:

A lot a lot. :lana:




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How can something so decisively simple be the most incredible keytool ever used in the world? I'm convinced EVERYONE in Japan has one. :gregory:


Either that or a Wii. If they could find one.
It's so great because it is that simple. Anyone can just pick it up (literally) and play it. What's not to like about it?
I'm pretty sure that in some way the DS will find a cure for cancer. As weird as that may sound. :redd:
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This game should soooo be adapted into a Hallmark Hall of Fame TV movie.


"Not With Out My DS"
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Developer of the game answered questions here.

"All the jokes were intentional."

Including GINA VAsquez?
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I was trying to find a reason to convince myself that my buying this game would not be a bad thing, because I really, really wanted to.

Now that I know it's like this, I HAVE to go buy it. There's just no getting around it.

(Don't they also have a French or German one, too?)
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........I have to admit, the music is pretty good!
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This game should soooo be adapted into a Hallmark Hall of Fame TV movie.
"Not With Out My DS"

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Takita wrote:
I hope that game ends in an epic Boss battle against Miguel.

I keep on thinking of some high-quality music to go with that battle: Something like this or this. O_o
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MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
Here's an idea for a sequel,

"Miguel and the very tall fence"


:moe-laugh:

Sure, Why not? Some of the the minigames could be a swimming challenge (:gant:), and an on-foot chase to get away from "Fence patrol" (viva Speedy Gonzales). And the final boss fight could be a shoot-out in New York. Sorry, If I'm offending anyone but I'm only joking.

I'm actually tempted to get this just because it's so freakin' weird and stereotypical.
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Takita wrote:
I hope that game ends in an epic Boss battle against Miguel.

I keep on thinking of some high-quality music to go with that battle: Something like this or this. O_o


Sweet Jesus!! What's the second song?!?!?

When they finish the French game I hope they do a Japanese game. I would so buy it.
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Sweet Jesus!! What's the second song?!?!?


Final Fantasy X - Summoned Beast Battle (One of the final bosses)...
Random, I know.
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(That avatar of yours keeps making me smile and laugh)

This game should have some sort of Final Boss.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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