Ask about my avatar for a chilling story
Gender: Male
Location: Ohio, the King of America
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:56 pm
Posts: 998
(GodotFan) ...Woah. What the fuck happened?
(???) ...Joe?
(GodotFan) ...Who are you?
(???) Joe, it's me, Erica!
(GodotFan) Holy shit. What HAPPENED to you?
(Erica P) Pff! Good to see you too! Honestly, you know I never talk to you! I don't even like you that much! And yet, the first time I WILLINGLY talk to you the first thing you do is criticize me! You may as well be stomping on Godot's coffee mug! All I wanted was somebody to-
(GodotFan) Yeah, yeah, great story, where is everyone?
(Erica P) *shrugs*
(GodotFan) ...OK, I'll go look. This is gonna get ugly... First I'll look in the woods.
LULZ J00 SED WOOD.
(GodotFan) Yes I did, Miniman. Now go back in the jar.
K LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
(GodotFan) While he did shit, I ended up in the middle of the woods.
(???) Hello person.
(GodotFan) ...Who the hell are you?
(???) What, you don't recognize me? I'm CI!
(GodotFan) ...You're a cookie.
(CI) That's a little gay.
(GodotFan) No, I mean you're a REAL frigging cookie!
(CI) I don't roll that way.
(GodotFan) ...*sighs, holds up mirror*
(CI) Oh that.
(GodotFan) ...
(CI) ...What?
(GodotFan) Aren't you worried? I mean what if something eats you?
(CI) Who would eat me?
Mmm, milk! You know what would be good with this?
(GodotFan) That cookie, I bet.
(CI) ...Fuck you, Joe.
(GodotFan) OK, now to this conveniently placed office.
(???) *typing and sipping a red drink*
(GodotFan) ...Holy Pasta, Darzie, is that you?!?!?!
(Darzie) Please, I don't go by Darzie anymore. Call me Darren.
(GodotFan) ...OK, I won't, because if you're lying you'll beat me up. How did you become an office peon?
(Darzie) Well, we got bought out by Halliburton so I got a job here. Unfortunately, my crazy-go-nuts, gangsta additude didn't go over well with them, so, here I am.
(GodotFan) ...But you're still drinking Crunk Juice.
(Darzie) This isn't Crunk juice, this is Powerade.
(GodotFan) ...Freakin'... OK, well, this is really getting weird. I think I'm gonna go home and play Pong and eat nachos. Yeah, Nachos, yeah! ...Yeah!
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 631
: "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
: "Man, this fary is really annoyin'."
: "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
: "Let's kill it!"
: "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
: "Hey, get back here, you!!! I'm gonna rip your wings off with a pair of tweezers!!"
: "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
: "Damn, it got away...."
Mexico? Maybe.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:35 pm
Posts: 244
: Who's there? [looks down]
: ..............................................
: .....................................



Mira muchacha esta para ti.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:02 pm
Posts: 10
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:55 pm
Posts: 2169
: Karma, you read this morning's newspaper?
: I'm too perfect for newspaper.
: TV?
: Too perfect for TV.
: LOOKED AT STREET SIGNS!?
: My eyes are too good to be opened. who is this anyway?
: *evil grin*
: Your dog, Phoenix.
: OMG!!! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN YEARS FEENIE!
: F-Feenie?
: Yes, don't you remember, sweety pie? i dunno why i named you after that retard with porcupine hair.
punches
and his mask falls off.
:OMG!
: WHAT!? DO I GOT SOMETHING ON MY FACE!?...oh... its you.
:D...dah..
: get to the fucking point, you're wasting my life
: soz u were a 90 yo prosecutorz
: WTF *takes off mask*
: WHO DO U KALL 90 YO U FAGG
: so it wuz u wearing 2 masks
: ya lol how funny am i?
: no u suck
: im too perfect to suck
just open ur eyes already
: oh so its you y were u posing my dog u fuk
: stfu
: no u
: hey ni- OMFG ITS DAT GUY WHO RAPED ME
: omg you got raped by like 848905890334 ppl be more specific
: he has grey hair
: thanks
: no problem btw make love to me now
: no ur pussy is small and you have mini-tits

SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
Gender: Female
Location: Laurel, MD
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:06 pm
Posts: 288
Gee, who knew Octoroks liked chocolate more than coffee?
It certainly would have saved me a lot of bodily injury.
Hey look! It's Satan! Hi, Satan!
CRUUUUUUSHHHHH
Gender: Male
Location: Australia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:42 am
Posts: 1464
Gee, it sure is boring around here! I just wonder what Ganon... uh... Edgeworth's up to!
How 'bout a kiss? For luck?
You've got to be kidding.

SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
Gender: Female
Location: Laurel, MD
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:06 pm
Posts: 288
Your majesty, Von Karma has seized Los Angeles.
Hmmm, how can we help?
It is written, only Phoenix can defeat Von Karma.
Great! I'll grab my stuff!
There is no time! Your breifcase is enough.
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:55 pm
Posts: 2169
i wonder whats with Wright & co. law office
oh boy! im so hungry i could eat the court record!


SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
Gender: Female
Location: Laurel, MD
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:06 pm
Posts: 288
It's like SUICIDE!
Gender: None specified
Location: I AM BACK, LURKING~
Rank: Donor
Joined: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:06 pm
Posts: 4838
Pokarekare Ana!!
Pokarekare Ana.....
What?! You think am dead so you said that to me?!?
Awww, they don't want Miss Maggey to go away... that's SOOOOO SWEEEEEEEET~
How'd she knows what they're saying????
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
CRUUUUUUSHHHHH
Gender: Male
Location: Australia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:42 am
Posts: 1464
Prepare for trouble...
And make it double!
Gender: None specified
Location: I AM BACK, LURKING~
Rank: Donor
Joined: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:06 pm
Posts: 4838
Prepare for trouble...
And make it double!
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
Why? UH, because I CAN!
Gender: Male
Location: Here I am, IN YOUR FACE!
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:57 pm
Posts: 37
Muhahaha!
*walking* It was awfully nice for Gumshoe to invite us over for a picnic, aye Maya?
I hope he made lots of hamburgers!
Maya look! *takes paper* It's from Manfred!
We gotta find Gumshoe!
Why?
Oh yeah, we don't care, aw well, let's go somewhere else.
Hey, what about me, pals!!!
We don't have a use for him anymore.
Lets throw him in the Gant pit.
RAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEP!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!| Choose your own decisions! |
CRUUUUUUSHHHHH
Gender: Male
Location: Australia
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:42 am
Posts: 1464
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
I... can't quite remember now...

SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
Gender: Female
Location: Laurel, MD
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:06 pm
Posts: 288
Gender: Male
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue May 29, 2007 4:53 am
Posts: 71
What?

Just when did THIS come up?
Not Dr. Grey. He's gay.
You go to hell! You go to hell and you die there!
Huh?
I'm not sure I want to know the answer to this.
The results of the DNS test are in! The identity of Pearl's is-
With these choices, I'd definitely prefer not.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:35 pm
Posts: 810
One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
Gender: Female
Location: Kissing Vikinator's feet for making this sig O_O
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:32 pm
Posts: 1043
ATTENTION LAWYERS: MY HAIR IS ASSALTING YOU.
Lack of sleep sucks...
Gender: Male
Location: Between the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:54 pm
Posts: 293
Once I get to the island I'll probably bump into Edgeworth. I'll never forget the way he beat me in court. I remember it like it was yesterday.
Wait a minute! Did you just pull out a bunch of peices of evidence at the same time?
Yeah? So?
That's against the rules, isn't it?
SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!
Huh... That was weird... I should probably cut down on the drugs...

Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 631
: "You can't possibly have destroyed my Pyramid of Light all by yourself. You must have had help." |
: "..."
: "Nope, it's all me."
: "NOW, I use Reverse of Reverse to use the last card played by Kaiba-- Return from the Different Dimension!"
: "Welcome back, my Egyptian gods:
"
: "Chicken, arise. Arise, chicken, arise."| :polly: |
: "You can't do that." |
: "I can do whatever I wan, because I'm voiced by Dan Greene!"
: "Go, Egyptian gods, EPILEPTIC SEIZURE ATTACK!":polly: ![]() |
: "Curse you Dan Greene." |
: "TOASTY!"
Speed up, n00b
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:48 pm
Posts: 83
*staring out at the sea from a bridge*
23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
Hello there. Why are you saying that?
Becuase it's so peaceful to stand here and say that. Try it.
23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
*pushes
into the sea*
24, 24, 24, 24, 24...

Lack of sleep sucks...
Gender: Male
Location: Between the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:54 pm
Posts: 293
Isn't that an old boy scout skit?

Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:55 pm
Posts: 2169
N...nick.. i l..i loo--.. i love you!
uhh maya... why... umm..
kk...kiss me... now...
DO IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! *puts taser close to maya's head*
helpp... me...


why hello there
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:38 pm
Posts: 113
First one to cross the finish line gets a date with me!
If you both die,I will mourn the corpse closest to the finish line!
Godot,you haven't slept!You'll kill yourself!
This is the last thing I have to do!
GOO!
..Or the last thing you'll ever do..
*is thinking*
He was too sleepy to be drivin'.He's a cripple now.
A criiiiiiipple.
I never saw him have sex with a pie.
Sex with a pie.
Sex.
Pie.
..Maybe I do have a problem..
Problem.Problem.
Aaaaah....Swee,swee,swee,swee,swee,swee...*other snoring sounds here*
Hahaha!Nothing bad ever happens to the Wrights---WHAAAAAA!
Aaah!
HOOORAAAAY
Godot,you won~!I'm all yours.
I did win..because I did the right thing.
I pulled over and took a nap.And I owe it all to my friend Adrian.Thanks Adrian..wherever you are.
I'm right here.
So you are,Adrian...so you are.
So what do you want to do on our date?
I was thinking we could...sleep together!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ohh...funny.
No,seriously.Can we sleep together?
Hi there,friend.
Woow!Tom Green!
Who?
You work here?
Oh,I always make time to teach kids the truth of A.D.D.,and or,A.D.H.D,it's hyperative cousin.
Huh?
Hey,you're reading my book!*Tom Green snatched the book out of Godot's hands.*
Touch the book.Liick the book.Lick the book.Lick the book!Lick the book!Lick the book!
Lick the book!Lick the book!Book.Book.Book.Book.Bu-bu-bu-book-book-book.
Yeah,I haven't read it either.People with A.D.D,they aren't good readers.
Hey,you wanna go shave a dog?
My friend has A.D.D...And everyone at school treats him like some kind of lepur!
Well,that's discrimination!
Hey,you wanna go take a dump on my parents bed?
AAHH-AHHH!I'm an albatross!I'm an albatross!I'mm FLAP-FLAP-FLAPPING MY ALBATROSS WINGS!
FLAP-FLAP-FLAPPING MY ALBATROSS WINGS!
AAAAAAAAAAH!!*Pokes elbow while falling* AAAAAH!!

That one girl
Gender: Female
Location: CAL-EE-FORN-EE-AHHH
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:40 pm
Posts: 205
So I have this pet fish, and it has a name, and its name is
SHUT UP NOW OK
y hallo thar. buttsecks?
nty.
Arrgh!
HAHAHAHA I GOT YOU NOW
-pulls off mask-
YES INDEED I GOT YOU NOW
WAIT IF YOU ARE ME AND I AM YOU THEN WHO AM I AND WHO ARE YOU
-pulls off mask-
FUN.
DEAD LADY D:
I see dead people all the time. It's part of channeling.
....
What?

SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
Gender: Female
Location: Laurel, MD
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:06 pm
Posts: 288
Ding-dong. It's time for you to die...again.
NO! THIS CANNOT BE! AS LONG AS THERE IS RAEP, DAMON GANT CANNOT DIE!
Sorry, but you have a one-foot hole blown straight through your chest. You obviously can't go on living that way.
Sez you!
Cease this foolishness!
Wrong game, asshole!
Whatever. You're going to die and LIKE it!
Can I at least raep you?
No.
Please?
NO!
Please?
NO!!!
I seized fate by the neck alright...
Gender: Female
Location: Stalking K'.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:39 pm
Posts: 516
Why hello there lad. Care to play a good old-fashioned Irish tune on that piano of yours...?
I don't...I don't do Irish tunes.
You play poker, then?
HELL YES.
Feh...Thought as much.
Come with me, mysterious shaded man...
...Admit it. You wanna join in.
Because I'd beat you.
You talk a big game, beeyotch. Bring it.
Too easy.
ARE YOU BOTH GOING TO PLAY OR NOT?
I'm in.
Ditto.
FIFTY-TWO PICK-UP TIME!
Two more satisfied customers. -Scrawls down the results for further reference.-
Lack of sleep sucks...
Gender: Male
Location: Between the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:54 pm
Posts: 293
What the pfargtl!?

Avatar by Dofa.
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:45 pm
Posts: 6
I'M AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!
And I'm coming to your house after school!
SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
Gender: Female
Location: Laurel, MD
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:06 pm
Posts: 288
This is a freakin' bug hunt, man!
This does fit me...
Gender: Male
Location: Where you least expect me, Under my bed
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:31 am
Posts: 37
(GVM)Whoa! Where am I? I could've sworn I was just typing on my computer... And why do I have glasses and black hair!?
Um... Who are you?
ummmm...... Wait! You're Phoenix Wright!?
yes.
Well let me ask you this, Why do I have a gregory sprite?
Well....You can take Odoroki's
Wow! Really?*switches sprites*
Now this is better!
Again, who are you?
An outsider.
What do you mean an outsider?!
Like, a person from another world.

Speed up, n00b
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:48 pm
Posts: 83
My life is to rape,
I would even f*ck an ape.
With me you don't have to think about looks or age,
I rape children by luring them with a lvl 13 mage.
At christmas I love to be dressed as Saint Nick,
my last victim of that trick was a boy named Rick.
Yes, Indeed I rape and drink and kill,
I hide my victims everywhere, often in a mill.
In conclusion, my name is Gant.
AND I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE AN ANT!
...
...
I liked the killing part.

(ace attorney gremlin mode activated)
Gender: Female
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:29 am
Posts: 2566
23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
Hello there. Why are you saying that?
Becuase it's so peaceful to stand here and say that. Try it.
23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
*pushes
into the sea*
24, 24, 24, 24, 24...
ATTENTION LAWYERS: MY HAIR IS ASSALTING YOU.
Lives in a box mansion
Gender: Female
Location: Making a blanket fort under the defense bench
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:44 pm
Posts: 1947
Welcome back to "Amazing Sibling Tricks!" Here we have Miles Edgeworth, with his sister, Franny. What's Franny gonna do for us now?
She's gonna pop 100 balloons in under a minute!
*twitching around in a cage, snarling, grr-ing, etc.*
Okay, okay, she looks anxious. Ready....GO!
*opens cage*
*goes crazy and pops all of 'em*
GOAL! Time: 2 seconds.
I have succeeded.
Good. BACK IN THE CAGE!
Aww..What, no prize money?
NO! I TRAINED YOU!
WELL I DID THE TRICK!
*to cameramen* call the bodyguards, you minimum-wage teamster jakas----OKAY! TIME TO CUT TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK! COMING UP NEXT...Card..CARD! *reads card* MIA! And her little sister, Maya who can eat twenty cheeseburgers in five seconds without accumulating a massive heart attack!
eight bit goddess
Gender: Female
Location: Canadia
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:24 am
Posts: 383
Gender: Male
Location: Nevada
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:11 am
Posts: 2739
| :damon: : "You can't possibly have destroyed my Pyramid of Light all by yourself. You must have had help." |
: "..."
: "Nope, it's all me."
: "NOW, I use Reverse of Reverse to use the last card played by Kaiba-- Return from the Different Dimension!"
: "Welcome back, my Egyptian gods:
"
: "Chicken, arise. Arise, chicken, arise."![]() |
| :gantdown: : "You can't do that." |
: "I can do whatever I wan, because I'm voiced by Dan Greene!"
: "Go, Egyptian gods, EPILEPTIC SEIZURE ATTACK!" ![]() |
| :zap: : "Curse you Dan Greene." |
: "TOASTY!"
Gender: Female
Location: Poland
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:07 pm
Posts: 1178
Don't worry my pinkiferous-haired friend, you still look awesometastic~
Stop hitting on me, I'M NOT GAY D:< *goes away to zap Sui*
What are you doing, Sui-chan?
Trying to dye my hair. I don't like it red...
What colour are you going to dye it to?
Black.
Black is so gloomy, why not pink?
Pink is awesome, hmmm, yes....
CHANGE. ME. BACK.
As you wish. *ZZAP*
Thank you. It was a bit too easy...He's planning something. I'll lure him and then I'll stab kim.... Want some cookies?
Are they hot?
Of course~ 
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
Gender: Male
Location: Hugging MMF!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:55 pm
Posts: 2169
on the other hand, you were hotter as Dahlia-
OH MY FUCKING GOD. YOU SICK BASTARD. *stabs Hotti*
AAUGH! IM BLEEDING! MMHM YES!
Perhaps i should try and dye my hair first.
I dunno.
*bursts in* WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!?
I'm here.
Suihou?
Yeas. *looks in the mirror* OH GOD! *zaps herself*
That's better.
GIMMIE THAT! *zaps himself*
Ah, body sweet body.
*passes by* Ah.. The days of my youth, "Fresh as the scent of lemon," You see.
No, i cant see since your body hides the view.
.... :( *sadness fart*
*gasp* Need... air..


Gender: Female
Location: Poland
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:07 pm
Posts: 1178
AIR, AIR NOW! *throws a knife at the window*
I can breathe now...
*sits in a corner and cuts himself* No-one likes me...
Everyone will like you, if you'll be a pretty girl~ *zap*
...And? Do I look better now?
............................
huh? Tell me! Tell me now! D:<
*walk away a bit, then ruuuuuuun*
.... :<
