Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Er. whatever. where's the "kill" button? oh, there it is. *slaps.
JDSPF;XFJF;LDKSJDSF;LJMSAFJSALFSA *explodes* Done.
Awesome~ <3
... Sharing is caring, you know. Oh, sorry. *shares snackoo in their mouth*
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*watching the program on TV* Oh my! They're like... Lady and Tramp~! 
Booooring.
Oh, come on, Mystic Maya! They're almost-~~
- TV -
*kiss*~~
- Kurain -
THEY'RE KISSING~~~
*turns the TV off* It's not a proper show for a child like you to watch, Pearly!
B-but...!
Don't worry, Pearly. Let's go and play outside instead. We'll be back later, aunt Morgan!
Okay....
Have a nice time.- Outside -
*sniff*
Don't cry! ... We'll take a train to the studio! Yay!
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*bursts in the stage* CAN I BE OPERATED? PLEASEE?!! Uh..
Pearly, NO!! Kay. close your eyes. OK! *closes eyes* There, i operated on you. the show's over. We need our alone time.
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Woah, that was fast, wasn't it, Mystic Maya? ... Yeah. Can we go? I'm hungry. But they're... WEREGOINGPEARLY. *pulls her off the stage*~
So, where are we going today? My place. Okay.*they walk away*
~
*with a camera* Hm, what am I supposed to do now...?
Oh, I know~ *follows Ema and Aviv, still filming*
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Don't even ask, Crystal. you don't wanna know. Crystal, GTFO. we need our alone tiem. Whatever. *walks to bedroom* *holding eachother's hands*~Outside~
...
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... ...
...
Actually, what are we going to do, dear? A romantic dinner, maybe~? <:3 I'm not hungry. ...Um, we can watch some films? Naaw. Let's just play poker. *sigh* Hey, girls! Come on~ *they walk in* Didn't you just tell me to go away? ఠ_ఠ ... Okay, okay, nevermind.
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Full house. i win. ... Take off your shirt. DAMNIT!-minutes later-
*making out on the couch*-outside-
8D
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They're busy, it seems. Yeah. What are we supposed to do, then? .... .... ...I'm taken.. HEY! I wasn't suggesting something like that!
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*whispers something to adrian*
*whipers something else*
*whisper*
*whispers*
*whispers*
*innocently sitting near them*
YOU *censored* stop eavesdropping on us!
I swear I'm not!!!
No one canreally tell, who knows. Those cinnamon bonkers of your could be hidiong listening devices
THEY'RE NOT CINNAMON BONKERS HOLDING LISTENING DEVICES!!!
ARRRUUUUUUUGAAAAAH Ron I'm ready to listen to the latest GOSSIP from the ladies. got the tape? *pokes Ron's hair*
awww maaan....___________________________________________
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Dahlia is good for that. Wait for 5 years, while eating a 
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*staring at Phoenix*
Wow... It's amazing how you can stare without blinking for so long... ...........................................................................................................................................................
Up for a staring contest!? You're on!!!*both stare at each outher*
IT BURNS!!!!!!!
I WIIIIIN!!!!!!
You know what, you freakin' suck. You mean like you and Edgeworth? More like you and Von Karma. Wow! you really live up to your name! Ummmmm.... What do you mean?
'Sup Bitches?
MANNY! YOU'RE HERE!!!! OH DEAR GOD!!!!!! & *tackle Phoenix and rape him.*
*Walks in* Ah that was some great alone time. Haven't had that in a while.
*Looks at Phoenix getting raped* I'll be right back... *Goes back into restroom*
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Its Phoenix ,Maya alone Time!Its Phoenix ,Maya alone Time!Its Phoenix ,Maya alone Time! With tacos tacos, burgers burger! Its Phoenix ,Maya alone Time! Take this money and go home, you've been watching too many banana man vids.
Hee...Hee.....Hee...
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Think...think...think...
brain...
blargh!!! no references for joo!
I wonder...
Hey, mr. von karma! Yes, MORTAL?
Can I have a raise?
NO! awww...
Why am I even here?
We get $5 an hour here, yeah, but...*zoom out to reveal they're in a stadium*
Do we have to fight every prosecutor?
ready... fight! 
RAWR! mommy...*0.000000000000000000000000001 seconds later...*
the winners are the prosecutors! CI: hey guys, been awhile. DP: Yo, I hear we're meeting a new guy. Rev: wonder who it is????: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present you with...
me. CI: Tigre!?
DP: 
He's not new!
Rev: how'd he interact with us? Dudes, I'm...*lights show in letters, letters spell T-E-H-_-T-I-G-E-R!*
*Moves from
to * Tig: noone payed any attention to my futu-I mean attorney meeting funny. Or my Iron man funnies.*moves towards
* CI: wh-what are you... Tig: It's one of my powers, I can possess anyone, but only one at a time. CI: AHHHHH! *possessed*CI: Great, let me back after you're done, and find one person.
Tig: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! also, this is just untill i find one person *possesses * CI: please, find one soon. Tig: I'll use this one, for sure!
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Thanks god! Dude I was looking all over for you, what were you doing? Mast- TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!! -ering the multiplication table. Why what did you think i was doing? Something else....
Hee...Hee.....Hee...
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Kay, what now? I have some luminol right here, we can- BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF VHUNTER AND CHECK IF HE HAS DEVILISH BLOOD?! :DDD ...No. D: We can kill Vhunter. Awesome! =D(Nothing personal V, i had some inspiration. XD)
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inner: actually that's my job aviv, that's why his wallet is empty
hunter: I can't buy any manga now
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Go get some white powder for her. (What? Drugs?!)...
You know, I licked this when I was young. I felt a bit... odd afterwards.
(!)...
This reminds me when Phoenix and I used this. We saw everything in a red tinted world afterwards. (WTF?!) You know, just a day later after we used this for the first we ended up with the police, even the police cheif himself. That's it, you're drugdealers and I don't belive you're innocent. Even if I would defend you.
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Aviv wrote:
^XDDDD
Kay, what now?
I have some luminol right here, we can-
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF VHUNTER AND CHECK IF HE HAS DEVILISH BLOOD?! :DDD
...No.
D:
We can kill Vhunter.
Awesome! =D
(Nothing personal V, i had some inspiration. XD)
Kay, what now? I have some luminol right here, we can- BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF VHUNTER AND CHECK IF HE HAS DEVILISH BLOOD?! :DDD ...No. D: We can kill Vhunter. Awesome! =D(Nothing personal V, i had some inspiration. XD)
Okay... So, are we ready? I think so.. Let's better check if we've got everything. Okay~ A knife? Got it. A gun? Got it. A sack? Got it. ....a young girl? 
Got- Oh, wait. We don't need any more young girls. ;__; So, are we done? Yes. HUNTER KILLING TIME~~ somewhere ~
:hunter: *jumping around happily* =D
((I don't know what smilie hunter uses, so... XD))
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) : I got a feeling.... Oh yeah I must go shopping! *Opens demon world portal
: Welcome to demon mall how can I serve you? : hum... fuck I forgot the shopping list, well I'll use my memory*Trace memory flashback
D : You can see me?
: Weren't you in blood edward island?D: Yeah but I'm bored...
To be continued...
Right away
: I need some oranges 
: You don't like oranges! : You never know know when is going to occur a orange emergency rank S : >> Oh yeah aviv gave you this *Gives a present box *Opens it* : Oh my god its a bomb how did he know that I have a bomb collection is the only one that I needed to complet it : You forgot to fire up the bomb, don't you? : I think so... : I'll go for the bazooka : And I for the daggersTo be continued... or maybe not ><
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Phalangie wrote:
:nick:: Edgeworth! Edgeeeeeeeeeeworth!?
: I was-
: Quiet! I was NOT looking for your underwear drawer, and when I did NOT find it, there was THIS!
: What?
: 
An entire folder full of pictures of you and Manfred and your father in the lift!
: Well, if you had found those earlier, you'd have saved me a lot of time in case 4.
: I mean Manfred reaaaaaaaally wouldn't want anyone to see these...
: Wha-! Give me thaaaaaaat!!!
: Here you are...
: Edgey needs his alone time right now.
One hour later
: Look, edgey, come out of the bathroom. It can't take that long!
:......
Just open the door.
:......
: That's it!
:
*door smashes*
: Ah, now I know what that gunshot was from...Wah!
: Mmmmmmm.....
: Why are you in my bathroom, you.... *looks* OhmygodwhatareyoudoingandcanIaskyouplease washuptheblood?
: *raises tazer* You know, that's what Miles said...except he didn't say blood.
: Would you mind giving me the tazer and leaving the bathroom? I need to kill myself now.
: Oh goody! Three of us! This will be fun!
: On second thoughts, I think I'm going to set myself on fire, blow myself up, and then detonate the building.
: Please?
: NO!
: *shoots* Oh well...... This will be fun!
: You're right! *stabs* What joy! It's like my old days with Bruce and Zeke!
: I was-: Quiet! I was NOT looking for your underwear drawer, and when I did NOT find it, there was THIS!: What?: An entire folder full of pictures of you and Manfred and your father in the lift!: Well, if you had found those earlier, you'd have saved me a lot of time in case 4.: I mean Manfred reaaaaaaaally wouldn't want anyone to see these...: Wha-! Give me thaaaaaaat!!!: Here you are...: Edgey needs his alone time right now.One hour later
: Look, edgey, come out of the bathroom. It can't take that long!:...... Just open the door. :......: That's it!: *door smashes*
: Ah, now I know what that gunshot was from...Wah!: Mmmmmmm.....: Why are you in my bathroom, you.... *looks* OhmygodwhatareyoudoingandcanIaskyouplease washuptheblood?: *raises tazer* You know, that's what Miles said...except he didn't say blood.: Would you mind giving me the tazer and leaving the bathroom? I need to kill myself now.: Oh goody! Three of us! This will be fun!: On second thoughts, I think I'm going to set myself on fire, blow myself up, and then detonate the building.: Please?: NO!: *shoots* Oh well...... This will be fun!: You're right! *stabs* What joy! It's like my old days with Bruce and Zeke!You have throughly killed my soul.
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Spoiler: Big/AJ
You can't ignore THIS!
...can you?
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Y HALO GUYZ I WAS JUST CUTTING WRISTS- GIMME THAT RAZOR! *cuts Vhunter's throat*
HAHA! blood is funny. No its not. Damn.
*dying on the floor* lol, owned THANK YOU HAZANITO! *rapes Vhunter* ...Okay, i don't feel like laughing at him now. Ditto.
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: inner some help would help : Hey! if you are going to kill him, YOU MUST KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM FIST! : >> ok ok, *Takes baseball bate kills gant and sends Aviv's head flying*, happy now? : yes very happy *Rips hunter's skin and throws acid* : Sorry idiot I she payed me with snackos *Eat snacko : at least share some with me : Sorry, no sharings snacks with the idiot, that's my rule : You just invented that to not share : That's right, now kill him already Ema-chan ^^ : Nobody loves hunter
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I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me~ HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY. *channeled by Pearl* Agh, go to hell already. >:T *stabs Hunter* Ow. ;_; *dies* Can we sing the funeral song now~? No. Hey, Ema~ ? Since we got rid of the pests now... Can it be date time now, please? I'm not kissing a girl.
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: ok till now I've been a nice boy,NOW DIE! *takes out katana : You can't hurt them is against the rules : Ok, well I can... no wait I can't.... I know I can open a portal to hell in aviv falls in is his fault : This is easier *Rips pearls channeling aviv* see? : I want your souls! : And I want you to shut up!
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teh_tiger wrote:
Spoiler: Big/AJ
You can't ignore THIS!
...can you?
I'm sorry for this post, but I must say it... It's damn epic.
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HAI GUYZ, I'VE BECAME A MEDICAL TERRORIST.*world nearly explodes*
I WANT PPL TO DIE LOLZ ANGIE, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME STDs OK?!:Angie: ...D:
~~
Assholes. i'm gonna use a gameshark to live, cause someone as awesome as me can't die. now, KILL VHUNTER WITH THE ULTIMATE ATTACK! *fires snackoo at Hunter*
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KILLING PEOPLE, YAY! 
YAY!:angie: ...no yay.
~~
Hey, Lisa! Hey, Lisa!
? Look! She's firing her snackoo!
*facepalm*~~
*snackoo'd* ...Ow.
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: finally someone shared a snack with me ^^ *Eats snacko : Idiots if you want hurt/kill himyou must do something like this *Rips hunter's eyes* or like this *Kick in the ass* *Many tortures later
: Or make pigs eat his feet and then his face : God doesn't love me anymore
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FabuVinny wrote:
:edgy: Having alone time, having alone time, having alone time...
It's bad enough that you insist on using my facilities to do it, you could at least keep quiet while you're in there.
Shut up, Penix Wright. Yes, I went there. Having alone time, having alone time, having...
Tonight. You.
...
And how did you escape from the pound?
That ought to take him down a notch.
It's bad enough that you insist on using my facilities to do it, you could at least keep quiet while you're in there. Shut up, Penix Wright. Yes, I went there. Having alone time, having alone time, having... Tonight. You. ... And how did you escape from the pound? That ought to take him down a notch.LOL! that cracked me up!
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) Hey, Nick. Want to go out for some burgers? It's all perfectly legal, I assure you. Why... would it be illegal? It wouldn't! That's why I'm telling you, it's completely legal! Are the hamburgers stolen? Or perhaps they're made by exploited third-world cows? No! I'm just trying to make the trip sound more appealing by removing any possible doubts! You know what, never mind. If you don't want hamburgers, do you want to go catch a flick? Statistics show that very few audience members are likely to be chainsawed in half at this theater!(a link to the comic, which I highly recommend)
Here's one of mine, I suppose...
-at a party-
Hey, Kristoph. Help me out with something, will you? All you need to do is...
Haha! I didn't think you had it in you, Wright!(later)
OH MY GOD! It's-
Da- um, Ja! I'm Albert Einstein!
Mr. Einstein! I'm your biggest fan! Ja. I'm very flattered. But, I have something to tell you... Yeah?! You aren't really a scientist! Science isn't about messing around with things! It's about confirming your beliefs with rigorous testing! 
That's... But I... (runs out crying) High-five! Aww. I didn't mean to make her cry that much. Well, what's the worst that could happen? (the next day, Ema's house)
Hey? Ema? I'm just here to tell you... (has hanged herself in the front hallway. Lana stands off to the side, crying.) 
Wow. That's probably not good.
"Lord what fools these mortals be."
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These are different "funnies" in one.
Gee, It sure is boring around here! MAH BOI. This peace is what all true warriors strive 4!-------
YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MAH LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE!!!-------
JOIN ME MILES. AND I WILL MAKE YOUR FACE THE GREATEST PROSECUTOR IN KOREDIE. OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE. Great! I'll grab my stuff!-------
How about a kiss, for luck? You've GOT to be kidding.-------
Not into the pit! IT BUUUUURRRNNNS!!!!-------
My ship sails in the morning. I wonder whats for DINNER Oh Boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an OCTOROK!-------
Nothing Maya, we were just about to have a feast!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahah!......I REALLY need to get help....
Will not be active on CR as much :(
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I-I-I-I can't believe there ARE people FIGHTING using the funnies.
As far as what I can see here~
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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*lovey dovey ness*
Hmm....--
*Later*
Guess what, Ron? What? You may have a girlfriend, but... I HAS A BOYFRIEND! ... ... Wait.
...O_O___
W-wait- no! Um... OBJEC- LOL PWND. STFU, SAL! O_O____
:3 I has Red Rooster. GIMME! *snatches* H-Hey! Give that bac- *hyper* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABOOM!
She exploded-*can falls on head*
*dies*I took them from comics I made... and adjusted the characters :3
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Look, Phoenix... I understand that you're making a profit off of the story, but I'm not gay. Nobody thinks you're gay, Edgeworth. EVERYONE thinks I'm gay. Can you please just stop telling people I am? Well, I suppose. Thanks, Wright. Hey, look! A blimp!(pan up to the blimp. Spelled out on the side; "Edgeworth is a Poof- Coming soon to a theater near you.")
(And if I kill him, I go to jail. How is that justice?)
"Lord what fools these mortals be."
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*is sitting on a stool. There's a wall that looks like the background out of some kids show behind him* Hello, my name is Elias Bloodmoon, and now for children's story time, where the funnies take a turn from their usually perverted and violent jokes to make the youngsters laugh without messing up their minds. Are you ready kids? Good. *Flips open book* Once there was a man named Miles Edgeworth. He went to visit Franziska von Karma. WHen he found Franziska, she was in her bedroom. THere he grabbed her firmly by the shoulders and pushed her onto the bed, where he ripped her... *worried, starts flipping to the next story* Old sea captain Gant liked to hang out at the pier, where the men dressed as women... *worried, flips to next story* A man named Mr. Eldoon ran a shop in a small corner of the city, where he selled contraceptives... *Shocked, flips through book* Naked? *Flips to different story, then holds the book sideways* With a melon!?THis has been storytime with Elias Bloodmoon.
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Whoa, pardner. Checkraising with that hand? They shoot you for that in Texas. Uh... sorry.
"Lord what fools these mortals be."
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