The Twisted Samurai
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150.Every Prosecutor has a tragical history under his surface(Expept Winston, he´s simply pathetic)
151.Each time an Investigation isn´t doe perfectly an Inspector gets his salary cut
152.Inspectors loves to help you, if u are a lawyer
153.Everyone and everthing needs a theme
154.Each year there´s only one prosecutor
155.As a Lawyer You need to take only 4 Cases a year so you can have a good life
156.95% of all trials are murder-trials
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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158) It is not okay for minors to accidentally shoot their dad in a dark stuffy elevator, but it is okay to shoot a mean prosecutor by accident.
159) Never tell parrots your secrets
160) Murder is apparently the easiest solution to all of life's problems
161) It can snow in Los Angeles
162) All lawyers are screwed always.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Till the landslide brought me down...
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What the Devil is going on here?
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Breaking hiatus.
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Ace Fangirl
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Show me your moves, Trite!
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167. Someone with a broken neck can scribble the name of the lover.
168. "The defense is badgering the witness" trick never works.
169. If something smells, it's ever the loud-mouthed, anime-faced guy. Ever.
170. The bigger the ESP powers, the bigger the boobs of the girl channelled.
171. A big nose can fit at a flat-faced mask. So do large cinnamon bun hair.
172. Puppets can be treated as normal people.
The Not-So-Metaphorical Poet
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...Uh, this happens to be true in real life. o_o
173. Video cameras at detention centers apparently do nothing good towards recording the conversations made during visits, thus leading to elaborate murder plans being set into action, when they could've been prevented.
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Narrow Minded, Cultural Assumming
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174. Security Guards can sleep while standing up
175. Lawyers can crack a case by knowing if the witness acts suspiscous
176. The glasses of the future dont have nose pads to keep your glasses in place
177. It is entirely possible to make lightning when youre mad
178. People can sweat for as long as your battery allows and still not look like they did the next scene later
179. The past smells like fresh lemon, you see
The Not-So-Metaphorical Poet
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180. Lawyers can prove you're lying simply by observing a twitch in your actions.
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182. Ladders and (or) step ladders are a big issue in our world
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'One who should not exist..'
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129. If you work with computers, your name has to be an anagram.
You can dye your hair, and it's called palindrome.
Ah, crap. How did I get anagrams and palindromes confused?
OK, I really am not smart today.And yeah, you're right on the dyeing your hair thing. I just don't think they dye their hair, so I never considered that when I typed it. Again, I'm not smart today.
I is a idiot. 
It's not possible to dye your hair in a natural red colour, so if they dyed their hair, it would be iris..
183- There isn't a maximum at the amount of hairgel, you will always have enough, and enough time to style it.
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Anyway, this isn't the first time I've managed to do this, change the subject so it has nothing to do with the actual topic.
186. It's possible to have Manfred von Karma as your father, and still end up quite pretty.
187. Spaghetti does not have "bur" in it.
188. "Phoenix" is a good name for a dog.
189. Prosecutors don't actually have to wear their badges, but defence attorneys do.
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The one and only
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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193: It's perfectly normal for your mentor to talk about his hemorrhoids... constantly.
194: If a Judge is about to pronounce someone guilty when they are not, they will wait for a few seconds until somebody shouts, "HOLD IT!". However, if they are going to pronounce them not guilty, they will do it straight away.
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Show me your moves, Trite!
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2-1 wants a word with you.
The Otter Attorney
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Do that and I'll throw grape juice at u
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197. You can say your pin number to everyone in the courtroom and not be worried about identity theft or something along those lines.
198. You can never recognize a person as long as they have different clothes on.
199. You can be your own lawyer when accused of murder.
200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it.
Evil people eat Oreos
Princes Kept the view
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202: Odds that a child has lost there parents suprisingly go up in the future
203: Acrobats can still live at the circus even after they are confined to a wheelchair
204: Cops can secrately not reveal information on there whereabouts of people who have been missing for 17 years
205: Capes can magicly atatch to a bust in less than a second.
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207: People can wake up from a 5 year coma just by the smell of coffee.
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209: Peverted doctors can hold a job for over 8 years
210: It is possible to be shot in the heart and still live (I can't belive someone didn't mention that before).
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Phoenix Right... wait what?
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fixed
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212: Suicide attempts are not stopped by court officials
213: Cowboys will make a comeback in the future
214: Rich people are assholes
215: In a van/scooter collision it is the person in the van that will be severely injured
216: Noodles sticking to a bowl make a decent wig
217: 9 year olds can beat the crap out of 26 year olds.
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Ace Fangirl
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219. There is no way Winston Payne can win a case (spoilers?)
220. 'SECURITY' would make a good name for a café
221. Cows like to eat steak (Lunchland (Wait, is that Angel's lunch company's name?) van logo)
222. Never trust old men who run boat rental shops
223. Everyone would want to eat 'Phoenix Noodles'
The Not-So-Metaphorical Poet
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224. In case that famous prosecutor is suddenly questioned in court, he can use "You are imagining things, your honor" as a valid excuse.
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The Twisted Samurai
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"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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227 If you screw up enough you end up paying to go to work
228 College students aren't alone when they live on instant noodles alone, detectives are also living off them as well
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230: If a cup of noodles weights about half a pound, there can be two kilos of salt in it.
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232.
233. Radios can blow up numerous times and still work.
234. Visors can blow up on you face and not hurt you at all.
235. You can have super hot coffee all over your face and not get a 3rd degree burn.
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237. Steak lunches can be evidence.
238. In court, witnesses testify two times. They start by giving their entire testimony without any interruption. When this first part is finished, the judge and attorneys instantly forget everything they've just heard. The witnesses then proceed to repeat their testimony, only this time, each statement will be pressed by the defense attorney. It is also possible to rewind your life during cross-examinations.
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let's just tell them that we met in jail
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241: You can present animals in court, and no-one gives a damn.
The Twisted Samurai
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243.Defense Lawyers do investigations
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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Grossberg?
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Happy Hannukah!
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248.You can wear wierd headgear in court.
249.If you're alive again, you must change your clothes to the opposite colors of the original clothes and have an excuse for revenge.
250.Playing an air guitar is allowed in court.
251.your witness is NEVER too wierd.
252.You can always state the obvious in court after shouting ZVARRI!
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254: A poker game is the best way to decide who your defence attorney is going to be
255: It is possible to turn a boat 180 degrees in a millisecond (1-4)
256: It is Merry Christmas and not Happy Holidays
257: You can get knocked out when you are sleeping
258: You can grab things out of peoples hands when they are using a stun gun on you
259: Canadians are the only ones opposed to whipping
260: You can have your puppet stolen and still have him see the "defendant" walking toward the scene of the crime.
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