Idol of Polar Bears
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The cape is self-fluttering
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LMAO
That was good.
...NAILED IT
Idol of Polar Bears
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A friend, as just about everyone learns good jokes from them.
The cape is self-fluttering
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...NAILED IT
SHADOW AND TRUCY!!!
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). Anyway, the devil feels nice and tells him, "I'm gonna let you pick from three rooms in hell." He shows Bob the first room, everyone's on their heads, and on concrete. BOB says, "No thankyou." Lucifer shows BOB the second Room, Everyone's on their heads, on a pillow. "While that's better, I still say no thanks," BOB replies. Finally Satan shows him the 3rd room, everyone's in sewage, but their upright, and they have Coffee. BOB tells Satan, "I may not like sewage, but coffee makes it better than the other two rooms." Shortly after entering the room, Lucifer makes an announcement over the Intercom, "OK Coffee breaks over, Back on your Heads."
Thank's to Maggey for the Sig and Avatar
Ahh...Coffee...
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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch.
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CarChaseCityMan and Arkillian's son, Franzika Von ehmpke5 ,Lida_Rose and angel_of_nature's brother.
Idol of Polar Bears
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What the Devil is going on here?
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Why did the Lawyer cross-examine the road?
To get to the other lie!
*crickets*
*cough*
Gettin' Old!
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YOUR MOM!
Nah...an Octopus?
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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And no I don't usually use chav language, but I thought it was kinda funny
Idol of Polar Bears
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YOUR MOM!
Nah...an Octopus?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Pffffff, best joke ever.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Idol of Polar Bears
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Why does no one like Tutankhamen?
Why didn't the witch fail all of her school subject?
A.K.A Very Melon
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At least my sister says so
-SS
Till the landslide brought me down...
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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now THATS a joke and a half.
The cape is self-fluttering
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Now, now, I've seen enough creative names in this world to know that wouldn't be an issue.
no
really
seriously
Gumshoe/Larry shippers unite!
edit because failed bbcode is fail
...NAILED IT
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Now, now, I've seen enough creative names in this world to know that wouldn't be an issue.
*Giggle*
*LOL*
*Falls from chair and ROFLs for half an hour*
Awesome siggy by Auraion
lying is bad
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Drive on the Sidewalk.
Condoms aren't completely safe.
My friend was wearing one when he got run over by a bus.
Moo.
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Location: I'm Welsh and live in England. Bleh.
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...Eww.
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Nothing, she's already been told twice.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
Rawr
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Am I doing it rite?
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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He was too far out, man.
Moo.
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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch.
Posted that before. It's quite Marmite.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Till the landslide brought me down...
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I like that one xD
lying is bad
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I was wearing one and got hit by a BUS teh other day!!!
Gettin' Old!
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So a dyslexic walks into a bra....
Wait you've heard this?
The Potatoe's NOT a lie!! *cheers*
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Location: Having fun in the land of potatoes! (Ahh! Potatobadger!)
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The circus has arrived in the town. A man walks into a fortune-teller's tent and wanting to check her powers, he asks her to tell him some facts from his life.
- 'Well, you're married' - says the fortune-teller, looking into her crystal ball - 'and you're the father of two beautiful children.'
- 'So you say!' - the man exclaims with a smug grin. - 'I'm the father of three children!'
- 'So you say.'- replies the fortune-teller.
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The circus has arrived in the town. A man walks into a fortune-teller's tent and wanting to check her powers, he asks her to tell him some facts from his life.
- 'Well, you're married' - says the fortune-teller, looking into her crystal ball - 'and you're the father of two beautiful children.'
- 'So you say!' - the man exclaims with a smug grin. - 'I'm the father of three children!'
- 'So you say.'- replies the fortune-teller.
I've heard that one, but it was the opposite. XD
How do you make a hormone?
You don't pay her.
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Idol of Polar Bears
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I laffed.
You don't pay her.
I guffawed.
lying is bad
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I moan (why isn't there anyone named Naomi at my school???)
What's Melanie spelled Backwards?
Einalem
Now children, what does that sound like?
No luck with Melanie either
Idol of Polar Bears
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Now children, what does that sound like?
This took me a minute to figure out.
"I see", Said the blind man.
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Are you a master baiter?
lying is bad
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Are you a master baiter?
That's sick!
Mipeltaja = the real badass
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machinimator
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"You know," said the man, "I've always loved each and every one of our children. But something has always bothered me."
"What is it?" asks the wife.
"It's little Victor. All the others look so much alike, but Victor just looks different."
"Well, there is something I must confess to you then, because Victor...doesn't have the same father as the others."
"What? You must tell me then - who is Victor's father!?"
The wife gets teary-eyed and tells him "You."
May take a moment to get it.
Gettin' Old!
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"You know," said the man, "I've always loved each and every one of our children. But something has always bothered me."
"What is it?" asks the wife.
"It's little Victor. All the others look so much alike, but Victor just looks different."
"Well, there is something I must confess to you then, because Victor...doesn't have the same father as the others."
"What? You must tell me then - who is Victor's father!?"
The wife gets teary-eyed and tells him "You."
May take a moment to get it.
I don't get it...feel like I'm looking at a riddle.
Guy that mostly RPs as a girl.
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"You know," said the man, "I've always loved each and every one of our children. But something has always bothered me."
"What is it?" asks the wife.
"It's little Victor. All the others look so much alike, but Victor just looks different."
"Well, there is something I must confess to you then, because Victor...doesn't have the same father as the others."
"What? You must tell me then - who is Victor's father!?"
The wife gets teary-eyed and tells him "You."
May take a moment to get it.
I don't get it...feel like I'm looking at a riddle.
Waat, it's effin easy!
The wife has gotten 8 children from another guy and only one from him!
Or were you sarcastically. Or was I wrong?
Wait- dat an ewg!
Click on mah drag(on), mah drag(on) is amazing!
...
I don't think I should continue this song.
I'm going to nom nom you!
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