Pffft..
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That even though the character you're playing is supposedly immortal and survive epic wars as the only left alive, he can still die in a battle between weird-looking mole things.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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-The steel of your sword will not slay a Dragon, but the ice in its cave might.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
FINE
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*If you ran out of money, go outside and cut tall grass, Randomly jewels appear. Or maybe human hearts that heal you.
Guy that mostly RPs as a girl.
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That if you put your fingers like a pistol and yell "POW!" you can kill someone for real.
That huge companies that controll half of the world manage to make the password of the doors to their most precious intelligence that carries their secrets: "1-1-1-1"
(All tf2)
Wait- dat an ewg!
Click on mah drag(on), mah drag(on) is amazing!
...
I don't think I should continue this song.
I'm going to nom nom you!
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That if you put your fingers like a pistol and yell "POW!" you can kill someone for real.
That huge companies that controll half of the world manage to make the password of the doors to their most precious intelligence that carries their secrets: "1-1-1-1"
(All tf2)
Don't forget that if you're bleeding to death on fire, after being hit by 3 rockets, if you eat a homemade sandwich, you get a lot better.
That if you hit someone with a bat, they won't die at once, but they will die if you make a weird pose.
That hitting someone in the face with a pistol is less effective than the back with a knife.
I'm just a
Gettin' Old!
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That if you put your fingers like a pistol and yell "POW!" you can kill someone for real.
That huge companies that controll half of the world manage to make the password of the doors to their most precious intelligence that carries their secrets: "1-1-1-1"
(All tf2)
Don't forget that if you're bleeding to death on fire, after being hit by 3 rockets, if you eat a homemade sandwich, you get a lot better.
That if you hit someone with a bat, they won't die at once, but they will die if you make a weird pose.
That hitting someone in the face with a pistol is less effective than the back with a knife.
That last one's not funny....makes perfect sense.
Pistol = blunt
Knife = Sharp
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Throw a Molotov Cocktail or a Grenade while jumping from a roof. Throw 'em as fast as possible! The effect:
[Very old] Edgeworth's Great Revival Remix 2010
[Almost-retro old] Gumshoe's Theme Remix 2010
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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(links GOT to be kidding)
That if you touch an evil scientist, you will die ( Crash bandykuu )
That the new colour for emo hair is bright orange (TWEWY)
The fact that gingerbread men and eyptian gods have the same moveset (Ninjabread man & Anubis 2)
All brooms in the future can: sweep up paint, contain secret swords, and, lets face face it, probably shoot bullets too. (AJ:AA)
Gettin' Old!
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Metal Gear - There will ALWAYS be some crack team of super soldiers to fight against despite these top secret projects being incredibly RARE.
Timid... sigh...
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Thanks to Apollo72 for the Sig...
I win as a Vanilla Townie in AAO Mafia Round Tenniversary Edition...
"Consider this."
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If you're fighting a Chimera and are dying, scrambled eggs heal you.
If you're tired, full-grown crops give you energy in little blue orbs.
Crops can be four times the size of your character.
Random people deliberately come to the supposedly unknown island you're stranded on.
Everyone will blame you if a storm kills your chickens.
Ace Attorney
Spirit mediums exist.
Once you've examined everything, the corpse will randomly open its hand and give you a scrap of paper.
It is not only possible but encouraged to not know what the heck you're trying to prove and still win the court case.
Hair can not only be a murder weapon but also has antigravity properties.
Thirteen-year-olds can become prosecutors...and carry whips into the courtroom.
You can go fifteen years with a bullet in your arm and not develop complications.
It is possible to sweep up paint.
There is a mask that can restore vision, but only in red.
Chain of Memories
Keys are deadly weapons.
Cards make you swing your key sword at things.
Bleach Dark Souls
You can guard against a Menos Grande stepping on you.
Spore
Spice is actually worth thousands of dollars.
http://harlzie-quinn.tumblr.com/
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"Consider this."
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You can get shot. By flowers.
[Words]
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Location: Right beside you... You looked, didn't you?
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The Heir to the Planet
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All you need to beat up an angel of death is a feather
Son to electroboy . engaged to the lovely-girliedinosaur24 that's right: be jealous Oh yeeah, OriginalBubs is my crazy uncle., and I love sending him into oblivion
Time to feed the sandwitch and eat the baby!
Consider this puzzle solved.
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Location: Isn't it obvious?
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That you dare bring light into my lair!? You must die! *lightning comes out of fingers*
That I can't wait to blow up some dodongos!
Ugh, too much CD-I...
-If you eat poisonous mushrooms, you will grow larger.
-There's nothing wrong with eating your enemies to steal their powers.
-Bottomless Pits exist.
-You can fall into a bottomless pit and live.
-In the world of Pokemon, there is no such thing as cruelty to animals.
-Hedgehogs are fast.
-7 year old mutant squirrels are smart. 19 year old echidnas are dumb.
-You can be shot and not bleed.
-The Cake is a Lie
-A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved.
-People in the 1950s were obsessed with puzzles.
-You can take a robot to the middle ages and no one will find it strange.
-Lawyers have to shout "OBJECTION!" at the top of their lungs.
WAAAAAAAGH!
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Anybody higher than a grunt is automatically tougher than grunts...even if all they do are desk jobs.
The more mooks there are, the less accurate and less dangerous they are individually.
I can see you, from here!
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-That becoming a felon may make things cheaper, and give you support from the government, but you won't be able to hurt the FRICKING SUN!
WAAAAAAAGH!
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Location: In America!
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A villain typically only has two goals. Take over the world, or destroy it. If we get REALLY complex we might come up with something else, but it's typically take over or destroy crap.
Why HER!? Why HERE!? Why NOW!?
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- You can pretend to be THE Basch von Rosenburg himself {Final Fantasy XII}
- Crocodiles are tasty {Metal Gear Solid 3}
- A golden dragonfly can show your health {Spyro the Dragon}
- A skeleton without half of the mouth could defeat two wizards, one in the Middle Ages, the other in the 19th century {Medievil}
- Dinosaurs live in Borginia {Dino Crisis}
- The hero is speechless {Dragon Quest/Suikoden}
- You can actually try to kill the relative most linked with you with a long sword {Devil May Cry 3... hey, there's a flaw in Godot's logic}
- Bunnies can't do anything {Rayman Raving Rabbids}
- A true gentleman never leaves a puzzle alone {Professor Layton}
- Hands can create an energy ball {Street Fighter/Dragon Ball}
- If the villain touches you, you become naked {Ghosts 'n' Goblins... or it was Ghouls 'n' Ghosts? D:}
- Bionic arms are better {Bionic... I don't remember the whole title}
- Arrows are the best way to learn dancing {Dance Dance Revolution}
And more!
Writing, drawing, singing, flashing, playing, for you. Stay lawed ♪.
I control the squirrels in your yard
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I have a plant at home named Bill. He got too big so I hacked a chunk off planted it and called it Ted. Ted got pretty big as well, so I also have Station.
See children a lesson applied to real life.
Why HER!? Why HERE!? Why NOW!?
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I have a plant at home named Bill. He got too big so I hacked a chunk off planted it and called it Ted. Ted got pretty big as well, so I also have Station.
See children a lesson applied to real life.
My mom has some little basil plants... should I name them too? The little potted bamboo will be called Watari, but it's dying T°T. Mum, you should keep an eye to your plants. Expecially is some of them are used for cooking reason and the other one is a memento of the granny.
True story.
Writing, drawing, singing, flashing, playing, for you. Stay lawed ♪.
Steel Samourai's Fan
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-Petting some weird animals make them turn good(if you are good) or evil(if you are evil) and even the bad guys like weird animals (Chao, Sonic Adventure 2)
-If you plant some money with a golden shovel, a money tree may grow! (Animal Crossing)
-If you attack chickens or pigs, they can kill you (Legend of Zelda games)
-Bowser talk a lot more than Mario (Mario games)
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-if you throw your magical (or normal) boomerang, then use your pegasus boots, in the same direction, your boomerand will keep just, flying across the screen. (legend of zelda link to the past) -GBA
Don't eat the evidence!
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I object your objection!
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The master of Judging 64
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btw it similar to that of why do "...." when I can just play the video game of it at home.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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IT'S GANT TIME
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OBVIOUSLY
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IT'S GANT TIME
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I love your signature.
Let's see....stealing absolutely everything you can make your hands on will make you very, very rich, and you will hardly ever get in trouble for it.
Thank you Oblivion, Final Fantasy, etc....
Rawr
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Mah boi. You must die!
IT'S GANT TIME
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Mah boi. You must die!
I wonder what's for dinner?
Witness my stand... FOUGHT THE LAW!!!
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Cowboys had in their DNA the skill to slow time and shoot tons of bullets.
The cake is a lie.
You can yell wathever you want in a court of law and they'll never hold you in contempt of court.
El Dorado is an ugly mummy.
You can have 300 zombies around you but they can't beat wrestling moves.
The picture of a hand of a zombie in another zombies ass is erotic.
If you say you've covered wars, people will take you seriously.
"Getting into law school will make you realize how fucking bonkers these games are... like REALLY"
Gettin' Old!
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Mah boi. You must die!
I wonder what's for dinner?
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule THEN we can talk about dinner OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHA
Consider this puzzle solved.
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I wonder what's for dinner?
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule THEN we can talk about dinner OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHA
Squadallah! We are off! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!
-You can hold an infinite number of items with you
-They allow ridicolous hairstyles in a court of law
-There is no such thing as perjury
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-If you scream "HEEEEAAAALLLLP", then a bunch of secret agents will come and "healp" you by dancing!
-It is possible to plant a bunch of stuff at a hotel for your partner to find, then summon him to said hotel on a day when a bunch of people who are all crucial to discovering where you are just happen to be staying at that hotel. (Hotel Dusk, anyone?
)
machinimator
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-You can stay underwater forever as long as you treat the injuries that result from drowning quickly enough.
-The diamond wars in Africa have gotten so f***ed up, outposts will just shoot anyone and everyone.
"HEY!"
"Woah, man, it's okay, I just went to fill up my canteen."
"Well, were you here before?"
"I.....yeah, I was here, I was manning the machine gun over there."
"You trying to trick us, man. Get on the gun and cut all'a us down."
"No! I-"*blam*
"Hey, man, I thinka he was on our side."
"Shhhhit."
-The only real damage that bullets, fire, and explosions will have on a car is the loosening of this one nut that holds the car together (conveniently located on a panel of the car saying 'DO NOT TOUCH'). If that nut comes off, the car blows up. So you can fix cars by tightening it. Same for boats and trucks.
Kýrie eléison
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What the Devil is going on here?
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-A crack in the ground means something is buried there
-You do back flips when you change clothes
-If you hit rocks with shovels, money pops out
-You can live in a town where you are the only human, but you cant speak. Only the animals speak.
(Animal Crossing taught me these things)
NOOOOOOOOOO MY INSTANT NOODLES
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"Every time I talk to Oldbag, my biological clock goes up by ten months"
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