I was expecting this.
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!

everyobdy dies, the planet explodes, and earth was saved once again by goku.
Also, didn't you said that you were leaving a few days ago?

I shall not allow this thread to die before I have posted my funnies!

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*Sitting on Phoenix' bed*
*Lifts his head up from between Edgeworth's legs* Like that, Edgeworth?
No! You can do better than that!
OK. *Puts his head back*
*Walks in wearing nothing but a towel*
NICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER!!
I'm coming in a moment.
Edgeworth can't tie his own shoelaces, apparently... So I had to do it...
Okay, I'll wait for you!
...
*Looking at Maya* Wright, hurry up! All of a sudden, I need my alone time! BAD!
Edgeworth, that joke is waaaay too old...
ALONE TIME! OR ELSE!
*sigh* Fine... Just don't use my bathroom. Maya and I are going to take a shower there.
That's the whole idea!


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Court is now in session for the trial of .
The defendant has been accused of eat-- I mean murdering .
Your Honor, why are you speaking in smileys?
Well, this is a funny!
But--
A FUNNY!
OUCH! OKAY, OKAY, A FUNNY! I GET IT! YEESH!
Are the defense and prosecution ready?
The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.
...
I'll take it those dots mean you're ready, Mr. Wright.
Now then, Ms. Von Karma. You may call your first witness.
The prosecution calls the police K9 dog, Missile, to the stand.
...
...
Witness, begin your testimony.

...
*Looking at the Judge* Tonight. You.
That's a promise I'll just have to keep, then.
OH GOD NO! THE MENTAL IMAGES!!
Mr. Wright, you may begin your cross-examination.

....
Tonight. You.
(There's not a whole lot to go on there...)
(HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!)
....

Your Honor! The witness has added an extra dot to his testimony!
...
So?
This testimony stinks! The witness killed the victim!
...
...
Curses. Foiled again. You haven't seen the last of me, Mr. Phoenix Wright!
...
...
...
I mean... woof?
That's enough. This court finds the defendant, Shoe...
*looking at the judge* Tonight. Not you.
OH NO! Uh...

That is all. Court is adjourned.
WHAAAT?!

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Finally, I get to teach a WHOLE lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach somethign relavent, something mdern...THE INTERNET! The Internet is really, really great-
FOR PORN!
*glares* I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait-
FOR PORN!
*grits teeth* There's always some new site-
For porn...
I browse all day and night-
For porn...
*clenches fists* It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light-
FOR POOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNN!!
WP!
The internet is for porn,
*pleading* WP...
The internet is for porn,
what are you doing?!
Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, PORN!
WP!
Oh, hello Maya!
You are ruining my song!
Oh, me sorry! Me no mean to!
Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minut so I can finish?
... okie dokie.
*all happy again* GOOD! I'm glad we have this new technology-
For Porn- OOPS!
ugh- which gives us untold opportunities-
For PORN!- oops, sorry!
*ignoring WP* And from your own desktop-
For - mm
You can research, browse and shop
*groans*
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop-
FOR PORN!
WP!
The internet is for porn-
NOOO!
The internet is for porn-
*whines* WP...
Me up all night hugging me horn to PORN, PORN, PORN!
THATS GROSS! You're a pervert!
Sticks and stones, Maya...
No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people do not sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
................................Oh?
what?
You have NO idea! Ready normal people?
READY!
READY!
READY!
All of the guys: The internet is for porn-
sorry Maya-
Guys: The internet is for porn-
I masturbate!
all these guys unzip their flies for:
guys: PORN, PORN, PORN!

^^ Took forever to write, but SO worth it!

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@Larsie13
the last one was cute lol.

http://i47.tinypic.com/v5ehjt.jpg

Episode 1: Super Powers United!

I really think I should quit being a lawyer and become a super hero!
Not a bad idea! But we need powers.
Powers....
That's right! Powers!
Phoenix Wright! And my super hero name: Super Attorney: Nick! Power: Object!
Oh! Let me try!
Maya Fey! Super hero name: Super Strong Spirit Challenging Spirit Medium! Power:...... Challenging!
Wright! I trying to sleep...!
Come on Edgey-boy! Say your power!
....... Prosecutor.
That's so lame!
What about Edgey-boy! Power: Having no sense of humor!
I have sense of humor!
Tell a joke!
What's the chicken saying?
Nothing! Because they don't talk! BLEURGGGGGGGG!
Better not tell that again....
Are you saying I not funny!?
The last bit was fun. "BLEURGGGGGGGG!"
That was just to end the joke!
I will go now!

TO BE CONTINUED.......

Short, but hopefully sweet.


: TAKE THAT!
: 'Kay. *runs off with evidence*

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not my idea,but



objection
penalty
why?,i didn't even say.....
the music didn't stop.

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(WOOT! THE FULL EMOTE PAGE IS BACK!!! :D)

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I've been trying to think a funny for awhile.

Can somebody make a story out of this? I'm too lazy to do it.

Lol I laughed at this. How cute.

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Lol, awesome. xDD

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Phew... I was afraid it would suck... Now that I'm officially a funny maker...
I need to find a smiley to possess
Too commonly used.
Too perfect.
Too evil.
Too worthless.
Nope.
No.
Nah...
Nope...
Dammit! Nothing's good... Wait! What do funny makers do when no smiley is right for them?

(CI) Buy a smiley from me! Too lazy to make your own smiley? Our team of experts will create a smiley that's right for you! The best part is that it only costs 20 easy payments of $99.99! Minus 500% tax...

Dammit! I'm lazy and broke! What do I do now? All I have is a paperclip, some string, some gum, The Complete Collection of Phoenix x Maya Fanfics, and my lucky scone. Hmm... I need the thread's help. What should I do?

Kill yourself.

Wait, wait. That was 4chan talking. Anyway, you're all probably wondering "what the heck is up with this red Lisa? And why is she telling members to kill themselves?" Well, I'll tell ya why:

BECAUSE I MADE THIS SMILEY, AND IMMA USE IT!

*ahem* In other words, I recolored and redid the Lisa smileys for fun, and now I want to use them. Just pretend I'm possessing Lisa's twin sister. Who's totally hot, but that's besides the point.

That's hot.

Shut up.

They shoot you for that in Tex-

...

Would you like me to call Gant over here?



... That is so not hot.

Quite to the contrary. Now bend over.

NOOOOOOOOO!

*girly voice* Ganty-kuuuun! Where'd you go?

Uh, I'll be right there Pearly! *leaves*

Oh sweet Jesus in heaven thank you! *hastily leaves in the opposite direction*

Now, as I was saying-

*Phoenix and Wright come out of bathroom in towels*

That was great! But I think I should get some implants...

Or you could channel Mia more.

Great idea! Hey wait, that would mean-

I was mast-

WE KNOW!

Dammit! I was MASTICATING!

Mastication: The process by which food is crushed and ground by teeth. It is the first step of digestion and it increases the surface area of foods to allow more efficient break down by enzymes. During the mastication process, the food is positioned between the teeth for grinding by the cheek and tongue. As chewing continues, the food is made softer and warmer, and the enzymes in saliva begin to break down carbohydrates in the food. After chewing, the food (now called a bolus) is swallowed. It enters the esophagus and continues on to the stomach, where the next step of digestion occurs-

WE GET IT! JUST LEAVE!

How can you be so cruel! *runs away crying*

Can I please get on with what I was saying?

*maya's towel falls off*



I'll be back.

*reappears* Now THAT is hot!

Indeed.

ACK! *flees*

*chases*

*puts towel back on* THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING IMPLANTS!

What does a guy possessing a woman/robot have to do to say something without being interrupted!

*from closet* If you let me out of here, I'll make them listen for you.

What's Franny doing in the closet?

Uh, that's not Franny! That's just my talking closet!

Don't make me whip you closet!

Yes master...

Now, as I have been TRYING to say....

DAMMIT! YOU ALL MADE ME FORGET!

*sigh* guess I'll just have to end the funny-

(CI) HOLD IT! All you've done is rip off old jokes. I declare plagiarism!

...

Gant?

Don't mind if I do!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

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Unfortunately... I'm too lazy to recolor... Hey! Look what I found! A shoe!
Meow.
Hahahahaha.






Oh crap... Without a proper smiley I'm forced to use this base. This base has no face! Without a face I cant have an emotion! I can't be funny!


(CI) You know... I feel bad for you so I will lower the price to 20 payments of $199.99!with 300% tax

Huh... What a nice guy... I'm still broke... how do I get a smiley from CI? I'll try the best answer.

This looks like fun^^

Hey, Apollo I happen to have a good client for you.
Really? That's good to hear, 'cause it already has been a long time after the last one. What kind of man is he?
You'll see. But I bet you gonna like him.
Detention Center



That wasn't very nice of you Wright.
(evil smirk)

--
I've got a client for you , Apollo.
Is it again that annoying fellow?
Nope.
...
Okay, let's go

Detention Center


WTF!!!!!!

You're one evil bastard, Wright
(Evil laughter)

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...
...
Is something the matter, Polly? You're staring at me the whole time.
(What is this bitter-sweet sensation I always feel when I see her? Is it love?)
Trucy, I think that I need to tell you something... I...
Rejoice Apollo! I revealed the ultimate secret! You and Trucy are siblings!
...
...
Do you actually enjoy seeing me in pain?
Well, everyone needs a hobby.

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Not a funny per se, but I just thought I'd share with you all the hierarchy of an Ace Attorney courtroom.


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and his airguitar, and his invisible coffee spawner
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, who doesn't have any special powers, 's bracelet and anyone with BOOBS (yes, with capitals)
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Witnesses
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The defense, , and the detective who's giving expert testimony
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, 's "vocabulary" and 's metaphores.

You know what? Because none of you are helping... I'm going to tell you a story!
YAY!!!
Hey Blitzo! Been swimming lately?
Gant? Why are you... Did you just call me Blitso?
Sure! I have nicknames for everyone!
(CI) Hey Blitu! Boy do I love shipping Maya and Phoenix!
Hey Infant! Been swimming lately?
(CI) Aaahh!! Gant!! Um... I... gotta go... ship Maya and Phoenix... somewhere else...
Come back!
Gant... Why are you here?
Because I am going to tell the story!
Hm... That means less work for me... OK! Let me just write it down. You can add your Gant-y remarks.

Great! There was once a very, very handsome man named Blitu.
Yo.
He was in his high school... I remember the last time I was in high school... with all those young boys... But enough about this morning! Blitu was done with all his work.
Dammit... I've got nothing to do... What can I do that's productive? I know I'll write a funny!
And so he took out a sheet of paper and he did...
I'll make a funny involving CI disguising himself as me! Hmmm...
He began writing
A fake me will say: "Why won't anyone help me?!?! You're just sitting there making funnies and not helping me get a smiley at all! GRRRRR... I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!!" Then I'll come in and be like: "You're a fake!" and...
It was at this point that Blitu realized that this idea sucked. He flipped over the page and started over. The dismissal bell rang. and he got on the bus and went home. He accidentally forgot about the sheet and accidentally left it on the bus... Later, his mother came home... Hey Pearldickie! Play Blitu's mom because it turns me on!
Okay! Honey... The school called... They found a note that said you wanted to destroy someone.
And so he was sent to the psychiatrist for therapy. THE END. Wow... that story was terrible... No young boys or girls, no naked young boys or girls, no naked and tied up boys and girls...
Gant... There's something seriously wrong with you...
You said it. Right Iris?
Right feenie!
Aaaah! Edgeworth! Stop doing that!
On second thought... Maybe I did need that therapy.


Please make suggestions on how to get a smiley from CI so I don't get incarcerated.

*on the phone* Nick, you've got to help us! It's an emergency!
What is it? Did someone get murdered?
It still has a chance! Get on the computer now!
Uh, okay... *goes to computer* So what's the big emergency, anyway?
Pearly's dragon egg! It's going to die if it doesn't hatch in half an hour! You have to click it!
*sigh* *googles "click dragon egg"* What exactly am I looking for, anyway?
Well, it's an inbred Dorkface-
WHAT. WHAT IS THAT BUSINESS. If you're into it, fine, but that does not sound like something in which I want to be involved.
But the ERs won't take it...
*facepalm* Do not tell me this is Kurain master work...
C'mon, Nick! Pixel dragons are serious business!

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Yays, I finally thought of one! Oh and if your a Twilight fan you might not want to read it (I apologize in advance, I hate the Twilight series so much...But I'm not personally attacking any of its fans)

:*Reading the Graphic Novel Version of Twilight (Don't ask why)*

Graphic Novel Version of Twilight: *Quoting back of original version of Twilight* First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third,-

:That's a misquote!

:On the back of the original version of Twilight, it says "and I didn't know how dominant that part might be"! The word isn't "potent", its "dominant"!!!
Graphic Novel Version of Twilight: *Asplodes due to its own stupidity*

That's actually a true story; I actually objected to the book as I was reading it in the middle of class (luckily I didn't yell loud enough for anyone to hear me else except my friends) Then I grabbed my friend's Twilight book that she was being forced to read and double checked. Its true, SMeyer actually misquoted her own book!

Hey, Nick.
What is it?
...
Oh, no. Nonononono! No. Way.
What?
You have that evil smile again. I'm not going along with any of your crazy ideas again.
But I wanted to play a prank on Edgeworth...
Edgeworth, you say? All right, I'm in. What're you gonna do?
*Whisper*

---Later, in Edgeworth's office...---

*Knock, knock*
Hey, Mr. Edgeworth!
Hey, pal. Mr. Edgeworth is in the bathroom.
...
He said he had diarrhea.
Riiiight...
We'll wait 'till he's done, then.

---15 minutes later---

*Coming out of the bathroom* Man, that was nic-- WRIGHT!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Seriously, Edgeworth. 15 minute alone time? That must be some kind of record...
DIARRHEA!
...
Anyway, what are you doing here?
We just wanted to visit you, since it's been a while since we were last here.
Fine. Just don't bother me. I'm going to drink tea. Are you coming, Detective?
Yes, sir, Mr. Edgeworth.

---A little later---

*Looking out of the window* OH MY GOD! IS THAT THE STEEL SAMURAI DOWN THERE?!
*Running towards the window, knocking over the King of Prosecutor's award in the process* WHERE?! WHERE?!
*Giggle, giggle*
...
...
...
GET. OUT. NOW.
ALL OF YOU.
...
Aw, come on, Mr. Edgeworth, can't you take a joke?
OUT!
All right, all right. Jeesh, don't be such a jerk...
*Leave*
They were mean, weren't they, Mr. Edgew--
I SAID OUT!
But I didn't do any--
OUT! NOW!
...

---Outside Edgeworth's office---

HEY PAL, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MR. EDGEWORTH IS ANGRY WITH ME NOW! IF I HAD AN ANGRY SMILEY, I'D... I'D...
You'd...?
Erm, never mind. I'll be going now, pal.
*Slams the door open, into Gumshoe's face*
YOUCH! THE PAIN!
Did someone--
NO! GO AWAY!
...
WHAT ARE YOU ALL STILL DOING HERE?! I SAID GET OUT!!
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---THE END?---

Is this the end? Will Edgeworth ever stop being angry with everyone? Will Gumshoe ever learn to stay angry for more that 10 seconds? Will Payne ever learn the difference between the word "pain" and his own name? Will Maya ever stop the mean pranks? Will I ever stop asking these annoying and pointless questions that nobody knows the answer to?

Apart from the last question, look forward to the answers if I ever feel like continuing this funny. (And if people want me to.)

Funniest moment in the entire AA series, in my opinion.

Mia: Hmm... So what was it about Mr. Wright that made your heart malfunction like that? In my personal opinion, he just looks like a typical snotty-nosed college brat.
Dahlia: Perhaps to a woman your age. But to me, Feenie is handsome!
Mia: Perhaps to you, Ms. Hawthorne. But to the rest of the planet, he's a dime a dozen.
Payne: OBJECTION! Love is a mysterious thing, and I object to this line of questioning! If you were to look at my wife, you might all be shocked!
Judge: He's telling the truth. It was truly, truly shocking.

The Judge is the funniest character in the game in my opinion! Long live !

Chinese Infantry presents (After binge drinking and doing coke off a fat hooker's ass)...

An unrehearsed discussion with naked men so we can attract a female audience

Featuring all new group members:

( ) (Papacus Hobous) Stepping down as group moderator

( ) (Attornicus Sociopathus) A defense attorney who would rape and kill his client after acquitting him.

( ) (Glimmerous Fopus) A prosecutor who spends more time on his hair than he does at his job.

( ) (Detectivus Scientificus) A detective who wanted to be a scientific investigator, but was too busy procrastinating to do so.

And now, the new group moderator:

( ) (Attornicus Foreheadicus) The new defense attorney who can sense your bad habits.

Welcome to the show. I must say I'm a bit nervous, seeing as this is my first show and I'm naked with a bunch of other naked men.

A-HEM!

Errrmm...and a woman.

I assume fraulein Ema is ze freeballer of ze group, ja?

Ermm...yeaaa...WAIT, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GIRL TO FREEBALL IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY....

(CI) Ohh, I already took care of that. Before the funny started, I made her a futa.

WHAT THE FUCK?

...

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT ZE FUCK?

Hey, I'm not a futa, am I *looks down pants* FFFFFUUUu....DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A PENIS?

No I did not. I could have easily given you a strap on, but I liked the idea of you having an actual penis better...

(Now I see why people think CI is a sick fuck) Whatever, let's start before I gag. Issue number 1: This Guy: . How come he gets his own game when I didn't even get one? Phoenix, we'll start with you.

I do believe you already have your own game. It's called Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Yeah, but you hijacked the spotlight in that game. The only cases where I had the spotlight were filler cases.

...I only did it because Mia stole the spotlight in Trials and Tribulations

Liar! Kristoph, let's hear from you.

The reason Edgeworth has his own game is because he slept with Shu Takumi.

Well, I guess that makes sense...

AND THEN EDGEWORTH CUT OFF HIS PENIS, GRILLED IT, ATE IT AND THEN DRANK THE BLOOD GUSHING FROM HIS CROTCH UNTIL HE GOT HIS OWN GAME. Or was that what I did to my last client.

(Mental note: never let Kristoph defend me in court) ...Klavier...I hope you are less sociopathic than your brother...

Well, ze reason you don't have your own game, Herr Forehead, is zat you are not as skilled as an attorney as Herr Wright or even I.

(You're an ass, Klavier) Last time I checked, you don't have your own game either.

Zat is because it is still in development, Herr Forehead. Ze next game is Ace Attorney Investigations: Klavier Gavin.

Ema, let's hear from someone with a penis that isn't a complete idiot.

...I'm not speaking until CI de-futaizes me.

...I'm not de-futaizing you until you speak.

...I'm still not speaking until CI de-futaizes me.

...I'm still not de-futaizing you until you speak.

(Let's move on until the infinity loop consumes us) Issue number 2: . WHAT CRACK WERE THE POLICE SMOKING WHEN THEY THOUGHT THAT SMALL CHILD COULD SHOOT A HIGH CALIBER REVOLVER. WHO RUNS THESE IDIOTS? Phoenix, we'll start with you.

Actually, you'd be surprised. My daughter managed to shoot a .50 Cal Rifle loaded with Beer at a show once.

...Ok, first of all, how do you load a rifle with beer?

Easy, Beer Bullets!

Secondly, WHAT KIND OF DAD LETS HER DAUGHTER PERFORM WITH A HIGH POWERED RIFLE THAT ISN'T AVAILABLE OUTSIDE THE MILITARY?

...I'm staying silent on that.

(I thought so.) Kirihito, err...Kristoph, your thoughts?

Hmmpphh, revolvers are for amatuers. They are too quick. A real murderer uses a slow acting poison that causes the maximum amount of pain. That way, you can watch them wriggle and writhe while you masturbate to their suffering, all before they die.

THEN YOU BREAK OUT THE SILVERWARE AND CUTLERY AND HAVE YOURSELF SOME SMOKED LETOUSE!

Please weld a ball-gag to your mouth before I do it for you. Klavier, give us your opinion on your greatest blunder, besides your choice in hairstylist.

First of all, I do mein own hair.

Why am I not surprised?

Secondly, Herr Forehead, zat mistake was ze fault of a certain detective with a penchant for saying "Pal!" and eating instant noodles.

Excuses, excuses. If he existed, why haven't I met him. Futa, err...Ema. Your thoughts?

I'm still mad about being made a futa.

Well, then, how about I fix that *takes out chainsaw and revs it up* DR. GAVIN AT YOUR SERVICE. ONE CASTRATION COMING RIGHT UP.

EEEK! *jumps out of hot and runs with a giant bulge in the front of her pants*

DON'T WORRY. IT WILL ONLY HURT FOR A MOMENT. WELL, SEVERAL HOURS ACTUALLY. AND I WILL ENJOY ALL SEVERAL OF THOSE HOURS WHILE I RECORD THE SOUND OF YOUR SCREAMS TO LISTEN TO ON MY IPOD!

Hmm, maybe I should have made it smaller...

I'm going off to go cry in a corner now. Phoenix, would you like to end this.

Next time, assuming Dr. Gavin doesn't go through with his operation, we will look at other fascinating topics that will possibly scar you for life, kind of like a porno starring Kathy Bates. MEETING ADJOURNED!

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fuck yes. CI. You win.

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I have decided since none of you are helping to go on a journey for a smiley! I'll make it a series! I'll call it:
Blitu's Quest for a Smiley! Prologue!
First I'll need a group of people to join me... I'l take Phoenix, Edgeworth, Maya, Pearl, Larry, Franziska, and Godot! We'll all go in this car.
Um... Mr. Blitu...? How will all of us fit in such a tiny car?
Shut up! If we ignore logic, then logic ignores us! Everybody in the car lets go to get me a smiley!
Will Blitu and the gang succeed in their goal of obtaining a smiley?I don't know...
To be continued...

Ok! Let's get started on:
Blitu's Quest for a Smiley! Part 1!

Let's go! Everyone in the car!
Hey! I never agreed to go! What makes you think that I will?
Um... I'm the one writing this funny... I can make any of you say whatever I want!
So?
There's also a coffee maker in there.
MOVE OVER TRITE!!!!!!!!!
Off we go!
And so they did.
So... what's the plan?
Yeah... how are you going to get a smiley?
Well, I've given up on buying one from CI...
(CI) Awwww....
I'm just gonna drive and see what happens.
I'm not going with a foolhardy foolish plan made by such a foolishly foolish fool.
I'm just kidding Blitu. Of course I'll go with your perfect plan.
I love being me...
Hey look! There's someone on the side of the road. Let's pull over.
That guy looks a lot like...
Oh God! Keep driving! Keep driving!
I'm gonna have to go with Maya on this one. After all... You DID choose where we stopped for lunch. Hey buddy! How are ya?
Hey pal...
Gumshoe?!?!
Why Is gumshoe on the side of the road? How will blitu get a smiley withot CI's help? Tune in next time to find out!

I'm going to play a fun new game to bump this thread.
What's it called Mr. Nick? Where's blitu?
I'm using his account. Anyway, I call this game: "make as many bumping the thread puns as possible." Godot you go first.
WE'VE GOT TO "BUMP" THOSE MUSCLES!
I am eating delicious "bump"ernickle bread.
I got a "bump" on my head. Your turn Nick.
My dog likes t-
What the hell are you doing?!?!? Get off my account!!!!! What is this?!?!? "Bump" those muscles?!?!? Get off! Now!
Bu-
NOW!!!
Sorry about that guys. This post didn't happen. I'm just gonna delete...
I guess you don't wanna see the lesbian scene I was going to add involving Mia, Maya, Lana, Ema, Franny, Maggey, and Adrian.
Wait. What?
I guess you're going to have to write one now that you promised everyone you would.
What? I-
You did promise. Right?
Yes- wai-
You promised.
Yes... i mean...
Great! Then it's decided! you will make this or else... Gant will visit you. Bye!
...
What just happened?

(By the way, is Czarina)
: *out of shower* Lalalala-
: SURPRISE!!!!
: Ack!!! *slips on a banana peel, trips on a stack of books and falls, and her towel falls off*
: Err, we'll give you some privacy, 'kay?
: *dissapears*
: Ohh....she looks so sexy I can rape her.
: I HEARD THAT!!!
: I have to admit, she is quite sexy.
: ....

: ....
: Get out.
:GET OUT!!!!!!!
*Phoenix, Apollo, Edgey, Udgey, Godot and Kristoph leave, Klavier stays behind*
: Fraulein?
: I know you're thinking.
: *sigh* Ciao. *leaves*

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And now for some Mario Bros lulz. Gantlope

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Time to revive this thread! Seriously guys. Start being funny.
(I'm going to bang Nick if it's the last thing I do! Sis told me to be straightfoward) Nick! I have something to tell you!
You want to play pictiona-
NO! I HATE PICTIONARY! I want you inside me!
I still don't get it.
MY GOD!!! I want you to insert your penis into my vagina!!! I want to have sexual intercourse with you!!! I WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO YOU!!!
...?
What will it take?!?!?
Give up. Even my perfect self couldn't get through to him! You're just going to fail like the rest of us!
The rest o..Oh my god!!!
Trust us.
Wh-what should I do then?
Give up and find a new man! We all found the perfect man. You should join us.
All of you are with a single man?!?!? WHO?!?!?
Hi!
*wakes up* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! What a nightmare! I need to call Edgeworth.
*Phone rings*
Hello?
Edgeworth! I had the strangest dream! Tons of women were after me and I was just oblivious.
I'll never sleep soundly after that!
You called me at 3 AM for that?!?!?
C'mon! What else would I do?
Take some Nyquil! Nyquil will help you sleep soundly and healthily. Nyquil: for all your sleeping needs.
That's the worst commercial Idea I've ever heard!
Aw... C'mon pal...


This sucks. I know.

Hm...Maybe I'll try something.

Phoenix Wright Productions brings you...

Every Soap Opera Ever Made

I think I'm pregnant, but I've had sex with everyone in this town, so I don't know who the father is. *Stares through the screen* It could even be you. *Soap stare*

What am I supposed to do?
Pearl, you are a cute, little kid. Everyone will be kidnapping you and trying to make them their own. That's just how it is.
Oh, okay, Mr. Nick. *Waits around* *Gets kidnapped*
Wow. Nobody saw that one coming. *Rolls eyes* Oh, I mean...Oh, no! Pearl was kidnapped! *Soap stare*

I just gave you CPR and saved your life, hm, yes.
Good, now I am going to sue you.
Oooh, I like it!
No, I mean I'm going to take all of your money.
Why would you do a thing like that?
Because it's either that or you get yelled at by the chief of medicine, and I'd rather profit off of this.
Whatever happened to being a good Samaritan?
The idea has died, just like Godot did at the very beginning of the episode. *Soap stare*

Hey, Godot...I thought you died.
No, I didn't die. Don't you know? I'm the character who keeps making everyone think they are dead, then winds up miraculously surviving whatever befell me.
B-but, you were put to death on the electric chair!
Yeah. It was a shocking experience!
...
Why aren't you laughing? That was funny!
This is a soap opera. I can't laugh at all unless I'm drunk or something.
Oh. *Soap stare*

HELP! I fell down this hole! Rather than get out of here myself, I will stand here screaming until someone helps me!
I'm here to save you! *Falls into the hole* Oh, man! Looks like I'm stuck here, too!
Why am I always stuck with incompetent people?
*Soap stare*
What on Earth are you doing?
Well, you can't have a soap opera with a stare into the camera while trying to come up with the next line!
Oh, I see. *Soap stares*

Meow! *Soap stares*

Tune in next time for another thrilling episode, where the bad guy will be introduced!
Oh, we already know who the bad guy is.
Really? Who is it?
It has to be you.
Me? Why?
Because you're the only old person in this entire soap opera, therefore, you must be the bad guy.
Oh, I see...Well, then, what will I do to put a monkey wrench into something that isn't worth it? Tune in next time! ...That's strange. The camera should have turned off by now. Hm...*Soap stares*

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CONCEPT STORIEZ
Episode 27- Guess who's coming for dinner?
(Gee it sure is boring around here.)
*Enters* Guess who's back from their training?
Maya? I didn't know you were training for something.
Didn't you know I was a spirit medium?
You certainly don't look like one.
LOOK LIKE WHAT!?! I'M SUPER TRENDY! BETTER THAN YOU WITH THAT SILLY LOOKING BOW TIE!
NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY BOW TIE!
Muwhahahahahahaha! My diabolical plan to tear that wretched defense attorney and his pesky assistant apart will soon come to fruition and he will lose the next trial horribly!
Mr. Dullworth your plan may have reached completion if it weren't for one simple flaw!!!!
You're hiding behind my potted flowers.
Awww drats! My plan failed and with an empty stomach too. D:
*Enters out of nowhere* Don't worry, these guys will give us dinner, unless if the law has something to say about it.
Detective Gumbooooobsshoe! You're behind this ruse too, and to get a free meal as well!?! What has this world come to!?!
Don't worry I haven't received my pay yet.
RUMBLE
And so all of their tummies were rumbling and all of their words were fumbling until Mr. Fey said.
Please wait! Dinner is served don't be so preturbed!
Now you have my word, all of the pointless concept characters sat at a table and were able to dine together because they had nothing better to do. *Walks off like a cool narrator*

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Date??? Time??? Place court room number 2

Hm...ACK (THE PAIN)

THUD


WHAT JUST HAPPEND!!

I think he had a heart attack from caffeine over load!!!

I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

maya grabs godot's corpse and runs to the hospital

I blame you phoenix

as do I you stalled the trial and made godot drink ungodly amounts of coffee I FIND YOU



Don't worry Writo I'll take pearls to her home in my dark windowless van. OH BOY THIS WILL BE FUN!!

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and thats why my friends hate me and I'm a hobo

your never gunna give me a strait answer are you...

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Hi I am new at this so it may not be funny lol

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Hi I am YY but my username is Gumshoe fan

DON'T COPY ME

CI I am so sorry how will I talk in my comic now :(

for $50 you can use my idea

fine... heres $50 your greedy you know that

at least I pay my bills

THAT WAS ONE TIME THE MONEY WAS LOST IN THE MAIL

YEA RIGHT MORE LIKE 1000 TIMES YOU TAX CHEAT

I choose to stay silent

THATS MY CATCHPHRASE!!!

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(I am not at tax cheat in real life it is just a joke)

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you know Gumshoe I think I love you!! in a wierd F%#@ed up kind of way

REALLY

lets kiss!!!

STEP AWAY FROM GUMSHOE!!! I am a big / fan AND I WON'T ALLOW THIS IN MY COMIC!!!

Go away Ben

First of all I am YY and secont of all or else what? you'll whip me?

no I'll do one better pearls!

yes ms. von karma?

would you channel some one for me

Sure!

WERE AM I??!!

THAT MAN IS MIA!!!

OH SH@#

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

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so many ideas so little time sorry about all th posts lately

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AND NOW ON WHAT EVER F'ed UP CHANNEL THIS IS ON THE ACE ATTORNEY CAST TALKING ABOUT DEFENDANTS LOBBY!!!!

cast

ok who's first

I would like to go first and say I AM NOT A PIMP

Godot were are we?

D#%IT HOE I TOLD YOU STAY IN THE CAR (pimp slaps hoe)

OK moveing on

DON'T JUDGE ME AT LEAST I PAY TAXES AND DON'T POST 4 THINGS IN A ROW

point taken ok next

me I would like to say I DO HAVE FANS

PAYNE WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU, YOU COULD BE ON MY SHOW????

but...

GO AWAY NO ONE LIKES YOU MOVEING ON!!!!!

I want to be next! I am NOT a rapest

yy can I talk?

OO LA LA I WOULD HIT THAT

OH GOD LEAVE GANT OR I WILL CALL THE COPS! and yes pearls you can

Well everyone keeps not telling me what words mean and I want that to stop

IT WON'T END OF STORY!!! GUMSHOE

every one calls me an idiot...

don't worry they will be "taken care of"

(SOMETIME IN NEAR FUTURE)
ALL GUMSHOE HATERS ARE DEAD HA HA HA HA HA

(present day)

"Edgy needs his alone time???" WTF

next

I AM NOT LESBO!!!

Hi franny lets "do something"
(insert lesbian sex scean here)

EDGY NEEDS HIS ALONE TIME

NOT MY BATHROOM THAT WAS WHAT I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HE HAS TO STOP

weeeeell that porved two people wronge I think we are done... wait maya what have you got to say?

how do I steal pheonix's pictionary game so he fu

THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE SO


WTF WAS THAT

um my show...

WHAT NO NUDITY NO SEX SCEANS I MEAN WHAT WAS WITH THAT LETS DO SOMETHING WEAK AND INTERUPTING MAYA BEFORE I COULD TELL HER PHEONIX AND EDGEWORTH ARE GAY LOVERS!!!!

um I don't want to be graphic thats all and before you can talk I hit submit

WAIT I HAVE TO SAY ONE MORE THI

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