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Cravat of Doom wrote:
I have this English teacher who is really serious, but he's always cracking jokes... He's like the king of dark humour.
Anyway, a classmate of mine was writing on the whiteboard with each of the coloured markers. When he got to the black one, he wrote:
"This is a black marker, like Mr. Stone's heart."
Mr. Stone, the English teacher walks in, takes the marker, and writes "True" beside it. Then he writes:
"Mr. Stone is like NoHeart from Care Bears. He feeds off children's dispair."
My classmate tells him he wrote despair wrong. (He's our ENGLISH teacher, for crying out loud!)
So then Mr. Stone erases " 's dispair", leaving "He feeds off children".
Anyway, a classmate of mine was writing on the whiteboard with each of the coloured markers. When he got to the black one, he wrote:
"This is a black marker, like Mr. Stone's heart."
Mr. Stone, the English teacher walks in, takes the marker, and writes "True" beside it. Then he writes:
"Mr. Stone is like NoHeart from Care Bears. He feeds off children's dispair."
My classmate tells him he wrote despair wrong. (He's our ENGLISH teacher, for crying out loud!)
So then Mr. Stone erases " 's dispair", leaving "He feeds off children".
Haha, XD
Today, me and a classmate (who loves phylosophy and loves showing off his "intelect") were talking with the history teacher about dictators and leaders and so on. The teacher eventually mentioned Trotski (sp?) and Lenin, and said that they were both great thinkers and all. My mate told him "Yes, but you forgot Stalin". The teacher answered, literally, "Stalin was a son of a bitch"
From today on, he's our favorite teacher
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Cravat of Doom wrote:
I have this English teacher who is really serious, but he's always cracking jokes... He's like the king of dark humour.
Anyway, a classmate of mine was writing on the whiteboard with each of the coloured markers. When he got to the black one, he wrote:
"This is a black marker, like Mr. Stone's heart."
Mr. Stone, the English teacher walks in, takes the marker, and writes "True" beside it. Then he writes:
"Mr. Stone is like NoHeart from Care Bears. He feeds off children's dispair."
My classmate tells him he wrote despair wrong. (He's our ENGLISH teacher, for crying out loud!)
So then Mr. Stone erases " 's dispair", leaving "He feeds off children".
Anyway, a classmate of mine was writing on the whiteboard with each of the coloured markers. When he got to the black one, he wrote:
"This is a black marker, like Mr. Stone's heart."
Mr. Stone, the English teacher walks in, takes the marker, and writes "True" beside it. Then he writes:
"Mr. Stone is like NoHeart from Care Bears. He feeds off children's dispair."
My classmate tells him he wrote despair wrong. (He's our ENGLISH teacher, for crying out loud!)
So then Mr. Stone erases " 's dispair", leaving "He feeds off children".
That teacher is awesome.
Speaking of people with twisted senses of humor, my American Avant-Garde Film professor from last fall loved throwing sick and sarcastic comments around like party favors. This one time we watched a film that was about a family of cats: the mother gave birth to a litter of kittens, and she and the father helped to watch after them. We were running short on time, though, so the professor ended the film early. That lead to this wonderful exchange:
Girl: Aww, I want to see what happened! They were cute!
Professor: Well, you see... the rest of the film involved a meat grinder and I don't think you guys could handle that, you know? Maybe some other time.
Another time we were watching films by Maya (XD) Deren, and this came up:
Guy: These films are really trippy! It's like we're high!
Professor: Oh yes. We'll have a class LSD trip this Friday, guys!
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Song: "What can a didgerido do? tell me what can it doo? Welll..." *teacher rushes to turn it off*
Teacher: whoops I forgot I had that there..
Ok not so funny..
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The other day, I replayed Apollo Justice case 2 and asked everyone I knew what injuries one would get if a car hit someone and sent them flying through the air. Everyone had no idea what I was talking about. They said that It would have a few broken bones or death. But my English teacher looked at me and said in a serious tone "They'd have a sprained ankle." I was shocked to find out that he played the game too!
Bonus points for him getting it without also mentioning hitting the telephone pole.
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arcane-phoenix wrote:
Cravat of Doom wrote:
I have this English teacher who is really serious, but he's always cracking jokes... He's like the king of dark humour.
Anyway, a classmate of mine was writing on the whiteboard with each of the coloured markers. When he got to the black one, he wrote:
"This is a black marker, like Mr. Stone's heart."
Mr. Stone, the English teacher walks in, takes the marker, and writes "True" beside it. Then he writes:
"Mr. Stone is like NoHeart from Care Bears. He feeds off children's dispair."
My classmate tells him he wrote despair wrong. (He's our ENGLISH teacher, for crying out loud!)
So then Mr. Stone erases " 's dispair", leaving "He feeds off children".
Anyway, a classmate of mine was writing on the whiteboard with each of the coloured markers. When he got to the black one, he wrote:
"This is a black marker, like Mr. Stone's heart."
Mr. Stone, the English teacher walks in, takes the marker, and writes "True" beside it. Then he writes:
"Mr. Stone is like NoHeart from Care Bears. He feeds off children's dispair."
My classmate tells him he wrote despair wrong. (He's our ENGLISH teacher, for crying out loud!)
So then Mr. Stone erases " 's dispair", leaving "He feeds off children".
I bring you dis pear...
That teacher is awesome.
Speaking of people with twisted senses of humor, my American Avant-Garde Film professor from last fall loved throwing sick and sarcastic comments around like party favors. This one time we watched a film that was about a family of cats: the mother gave birth to a litter of kittens, and she and the father helped to watch after them. We were running short on time, though, so the professor ended the film early. That lead to this wonderful exchange:
Girl: Aww, I want to see what happened! They were cute!
Professor: Well, you see... the rest of the film involved a meat grinder and I don't think you guys could handle that, you know? Maybe some other time.
Another time we were watching films by Maya (XD) Deren, and this came up:
Guy: These films are really trippy! It's like we're high!
Professor: Oh yes. We'll have a class LSD trip this Friday, guys!
Why must you insist on killing my mother over and over again? ~Irving Onegin
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Also, when I was a junior in high school, I had the best history teacher ever. He would always shout and make funny faces, and he used a broken golf club as a pointer, which he loved to swing around like crazy. Every once in awhile, he would chant something like, "millions and millions and millions (etc.)" over and over, which annoyed one girl like no other. So after she mentioned that it annoyed her, every time he would say something like, "They spent millions and millions of dollars.....", he would stop in his tracks and stare at the girl for a few seconds, then would proceed to chanting "millions and millions and millions, (etc.)" as well as dancing around the front of the room with his broken golf club. I wish I could remember all the other funny things he did.
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Teacher went on about 'how she is amazed that poison, that death can be carried in an earring, a necklace'...
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silentxfilmstar wrote:
Today in English, my professor asked, "Does anyone know anything about brain chemistry?" Nobody answered, so he ran over to an empty seat, sat down and pretended to be a student and said, "No, I don't know what brain chemistry is, Jim." He then ran back over to the front of the room and sat down at his desk, "Don't call me Jim, you fucker." He ran back to the empty seat and looked sad, "Sorry about that....*quietly* fucker..."
XD that guy is crazy, but he rocks!
So, my maths teacher was explaining a new topic and he invented an exercise to explain it. As the numbers he chose were arbitrary, he ended up having things like... square root of twenty six nineths divided seven times square root of ten... In conclusion; the weirdest numbers you'll ever see.
As he was in the last calculation, that looked similar to the one described above, he asked someone to do it on a calculator. Surprisingly, the answer was 7. A plain, o'l 7.
The teacher wrote the 7 on the board, and said "I can't believe this! This was the most exciting experience of my whole carreer!
" <-- (he didn't cry xD, mind you)
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Anyway, according to the inside cover of my new textbook, the previous owners of it have been:
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Almost as good as our history teacher getting fired because one of the school inspectors heard him say to us: "Now, as I've already said, all Texans are fat and wear cowboy hats!" We all laughed, the inspector did not.
Signatures are hard...
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Something like:Quote:
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Oh, and a few days ago:
Student: And whoever wins gets, like, a thing.
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...It was funny when it happened
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So today in my English class, we were coming up with some stuff for our end of the year breakfast party and my professor was mentioning this griddle thing he has at his home and he drew us a little picture on the marker board.
One girl asks: What's that thing coming out from it??
My professor: It's the cord that's attached to it.
Same girl: It doesn't look like one. It looks kinda weird
Prof: Well, here's what I think about your opinion: *writes "Fuck you" on the board*
We all laugh and he goes on about how he loves saying that because it's fun.
Then a boy asks: Aren't you going to erase that, Jimmy??
My prof: Nah, I think I'll keep that up there. In fact, I should write a huge "fuck you" on the board and just leave it there for the next class!!
Later, he said: I think I have a griddle that one of my students left in my class a couple years ago somewhere in my office...
Another student: Why don't you go look for it??
Prof: *starts nodding and then stops* Hell no.
Near the end of class, he wrote "fuck you" on the other side of the wall in giant, all caps, bubble letters and left it up there XD
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History teacher (to me): Can you stay after the class please? I need to talk to you...
Me (a bit worried): Why? Is there a problem with my latest exam?
History teacher: Oh no, of course not! Your exam is great like always! I just wanted toknow the latest rumors about the next "Harry Potter" book! ^^
Music teacher: Ok class... Now it's time to solo pratice...
Me: *Start to pratice*
Teacher (to me): Melanie, stop praticing and come here please
Me: *Go near the teacher* Yes?
Teacher: Can you tell me how to beat that f***ing "Mansex" guy??? I keep dying after less than 5 minutes against him!!!
(Yes, he said it exactly like that... and for the ones how doesn't know who "Mansex" is... He's "Xemnas", the final boss of the game "Kingdom Hearts 2" and pretty much everyone on the internet call him "Mansex" Because you can spell that just by switching the places of the letters!)
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no prizes for guessing what subject she teaches.
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Persian wrote:
Music teacher: Ok class... Now it's time to solo pratice...
Me: *Start to pratice*
Teacher (to me): Melanie, stop praticing and come here please
Me: *Go near the teacher* Yes?
Teacher: Can you tell me how to beat that f***ing "Mansex" guy??? I keep dying after less than 5 minutes against him!!!
(Yes, he said it exactly like that... and for the ones how doesn't know who "Mansex" is... He's "Xemnas", the final boss of the game "Kingdom Hearts 2" and pretty much everyone on the internet call him "Mansex" Because you can spell that just by switching the places of the letters!)
Me: *Start to pratice*
Teacher (to me): Melanie, stop praticing and come here please
Me: *Go near the teacher* Yes?
Teacher: Can you tell me how to beat that f***ing "Mansex" guy??? I keep dying after less than 5 minutes against him!!!
(Yes, he said it exactly like that... and for the ones how doesn't know who "Mansex" is... He's "Xemnas", the final boss of the game "Kingdom Hearts 2" and pretty much everyone on the internet call him "Mansex" Because you can spell that just by switching the places of the letters!)
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Relig--
No wait,
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Chemistry.
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And about two weeks later, when a kid in the class who normally gets things wrong got something right for once, he was like "The devil told you that!" and the class cracked up.
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Me: Um... no?
Teacher: Well then, I guess she should prepare for a hard slap in the face! =D *smiles*
... It was... disturbing.
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Me *Smiles sweetly* Alexis, did you do your homework last night? No, I'm sorry I didn't fin---- YER BENCHED! NEXT! *nervous smile* Yes? *Smiles sweetly* Alisa, did you do your homework last night? Yes, but I didn't fini--- YER BENCHED! NEXT!
*Smiles sweetly* I hope you did your homework, unlike those idiots. Uh, yeah. *scrutinizes it* YOU DIDN"T UNDERLINE! GO SIT DOWN!She was one old yeller lol...
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For example, there was one-time that she was handing out test paper, and someone asked for lined paper, and she yelled: "Get Down! I'm not an octopus!" etc.
Also, this isn't really something funny that my teacher said, its just something funny that we did.
During our first science class, our teacher made our class brainstorm as many swear words/disgusting words as we could fit on the blackboard. After we went through 3 blackboards, the next day, our teacher read all of the words out loud and asked our class what they all mean.
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Teacher: Okay, so essentially, a tinted thoughtshot is–
PA: Hello, students. Today we have three announcements–
Teacher: GRAAARGH
PA: [talks about sports and stuff (skipping the math team, of course) for five minutes while my teacher drums his fingers anxiously] And remember, make it a great day or not: the choice is yours.
Teacher: ANYways, after that rude interruption, I will continue instructing you on tint–
PA: I apologize, but we have one final announcement–
(Right now, our teacher goes into an almost PW-esque flipout.)
PA: That is all.
Teacher: ERGH! You know WHAT? I am SICK of ANNOUNCEMENTS every single DAY interrupting MY CLASS! (at this moment, he miraculously pulls a screwdriver out of who-knows-where and turns the intercom down to half-volume.)
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In Math the teacher messed around in class alot. One day I said to my friend in class "Mr. Piede's class is the same thing everyday. Just sitting here while he plays with his promethian with 5 kids. It gets old. Like rea-" Then the teacher shouts "SAMURAI SPEARRRRRR!!!!!" and throws a whole bunch of markers at me.
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