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Awesome_Cravat wrote:
The single worst game i have ever played.
Ecco the dolphin.
Ecco the dolphin.
My friend loves that game.
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Marche Tobaye wrote:
Awesome_Cravat wrote:
The single worst game i have ever played.
Ecco the dolphin.
Ecco the dolphin.
My friend loves that game.
I actually like that game too. There's just something about it...
The dancing Sakura petals; only in such grace do we see the beauty of the world.
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papermario13689 wrote:
Marche Tobaye wrote:
Awesome_Cravat wrote:
The single worst game i have ever played.
Ecco the dolphin.
Ecco the dolphin.
My friend loves that game.
I actually like that game too. There's just something about it...
It's hard? Everyone I know loves that game.
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Pierre wrote:
papermario13689 wrote:
Marche Tobaye wrote:
My friend loves that game.
I actually like that game too. There's just something about it...
It's hard? Everyone I know loves that game.
Guess its just me then
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
I changed my mind! Wind Waker is fun! Just the only parts I remember is sailing for forty hours. And trying to find islands with absolutely no clue where they are, no Rupees to find the islands, and the most memorable part yet: paying ridiculous amounts of Rupees to Tingle just to watch him dance around and look at the map and say "Koo-lim-pah! I'm a rapist! Hardee harr harr! Imma gonna steal your Rupees for the most bullshit of reasons!"
Wait...
Wait...
IIRC there are only two islands in the entire game whose locations the game doesn't explicitly tell you. And what do you mean by "no Rupees to find the islands"?
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Mask*DeMasque wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
I changed my mind! Wind Waker is fun! Just the only parts I remember is sailing for forty hours. And trying to find islands with absolutely no clue where they are, no Rupees to find the islands, and the most memorable part yet: paying ridiculous amounts of Rupees to Tingle just to watch him dance around and look at the map and say "Koo-lim-pah! I'm a rapist! Hardee harr harr! Imma gonna steal your Rupees for the most bullshit of reasons!"
Wait...
Wait...
IIRC there are only two islands in the entire game whose locations the game doesn't explicitly tell you. And what do you mean by "no Rupees to find the islands"?
Rupees to buy bait from Beedle so that I can find the fish and use the bait on them to get the locations of Fire and Ice Islands outta them.
And the Ghost Ship is fabulous. Simply fabulous.
But the worst game I've ever played would definately have to be, without a doubt, Excitebike. The only good part IMO is the music.
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
But the worst game I've ever played would definately have to be, without a doubt, Excitebike. The only good part IMO is the music.
Really? You've NEVER played ANY games that were worse than Excitebike?
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Mask*DeMasque wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
But the worst game I've ever played would definately have to be, without a doubt, Excitebike. The only good part IMO is the music.
Really? You've NEVER played ANY games that were worse than Excitebike?That I can think of. :U Try naming some unmentioned bullshit games.
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Not the worst game, I was just expecting too much of it, but it turned out to be a mindless buttonbasher...
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chief_skye4444 wrote:
Hm. I absolutely hate Trace Memory. The grapics lack, the gameplay sucks, and the music reaks.
*blushes* I love that game xDD Well, not love, but I enjoy it when I play it, but then it takes around 9 months to not feel repulsed at the thought of playing it :L
The worst game I've ever played? Cooking Mama 2 on the Wii severely disappointed me, but...
The worst game I would say...is Over the Hedge (DS) - never have I felt so frustrated D:
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nekonohime wrote:
Bubsy 3D anyone? That game was just torture.
Looking back it was terrible.
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Charlotte8D wrote:
chief_skye4444 wrote:
Hm. I absolutely hate Trace Memory. The grapics lack, the gameplay sucks, and the music reaks.
*blushes* I love that game xDD Well, not love, but I enjoy it when I play it, but then it takes around 9 months to not feel repulsed at the thought of playing it :L
The worst game I've ever played? Cooking Mama 2 on the Wii severely disappointed me, but...
The worst game I would say...is Over the Hedge (DS) - never have I felt so frustrated D:
I like it too, way better than Hotel Dusk.
I hated FFX.
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Once on another site I was talking about this and I said I regretted paying the ten bucks for it, and another guy replied pretty much saying that at least it's towards a good cause or people who will do something. If my ten bucks went to Pixel then it would be worth it, but Nicalis, the makers of the Wii version don't deserve it. Yeah the slightly upgraded Graphics are nice, but the rest just sucks.
Hmm...For some reason the only other game that comes to mind is Sonic adventure DX. I'll probably get flamed for this, but I didn't really like the game. The glitches were terrible, the camera was annoying, the voice acting got on my nerves, and only like 2 of the 5 game modes are actually good. (IhatebigthecatIhatebigthecatIhatebigthecat)
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Clamerdin wrote:
Charlotte8D wrote:
chief_skye4444 wrote:
Hm. I absolutely hate Trace Memory. The grapics lack, the gameplay sucks, and the music reaks.
*blushes* I love that game xDD Well, not love, but I enjoy it when I play it, but then it takes around 9 months to not feel repulsed at the thought of playing it :L
The worst game I've ever played? Cooking Mama 2 on the Wii severely disappointed me, but...
The worst game I would say...is Over the Hedge (DS) - never have I felt so frustrated D:
I hated FFX.
And i hated one aspect of KH:ReCOM. I cannot get into the final door. Stupid cards with all their stupid numbers. CURSE YOU DEVELOPERS!
Hahaha I disagree with all this.
Though I'd always thought COM was more suited to the 2D GBA battling more than 3D stuff.
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Flipper and Lopaka for the GB. Couldn't even get past the first level, because the game had more bugs than passages which actually worked. I was a little girl back then, so I only bought it because I didn't know better. -.-;
Then, there's Super Fruit Fall for the Wii.
A critic gave it a good score and called it addictive.
This critic LIED. End of story.
Another horrible game would be the Gameboy Game to the Disney Tarzan movie. I never, never got anywhere far in that game, not because it was that hard, but because it bored me to sleep before I had the chance to make any progress.
In regards of Final Fantasy, I have to say that I think VII is hopelessly overhyped and suffers from horrible gameplay mechanics, but has a nice story and would be worth a remake that enhances on all those horrible shortcomings. XII, however, obviously had a director who never heard of the story telling rule "Show; don't tell!" I don't want some horrible narrator to tell me what's going on. I want to find that out myself. God...
People keep saying X was bad, but I seriously love this one. I just CAN'T play it without getting teary eyed. I know that it has flaws, but come on, show me one flawless game and I show you a disco dancing bear.
I admit, the voice acting was horrible in parts, especially in poor Yuna's case, but it's just not enough to ruin the game for me, seriously. I love the characters, the drama, the level system (TOTAL CUSTOMIZATION FOR THE WIN! ^^) and the ending.
And even though X-2 total ruined X's ending, it was good enough in itself to still impress me. Not as much as X, but still.
Kingdom Heart's one flaw was the Disney License. Everything Disney related in the game seemed tagged on and unecessary. Except for that, however, story, pacing and sidequests were brilliant. Hadn't they tried to integrate Disney elements by force, this series might be getting much more of the recognition it deserves.
Now, I see why Square Enix Games are not for everyone, but I don't think most of them belong on the "Worst Ever" list. They do have a lot of good qualities.
Then again, I'll probably never get anywhere near disk two of FFVII, because of how incredibly bad those controls are... If Cloud just had the ability to move faster than a slug... What a waste of perfectly good story...
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How in the world did you get past the final door? 
I battled so many times. SO MANY CARDS!!!
I battled so many times. SO MANY CARDS!!!
Do you mean final boss or final door?
If you beat the game you get to play Reverse/Rebirth which is awesome.
And also the disney elements were actually a bit of a draw to me
My inner child was satisfied, especially by the Pete in Agrabah scenes from KH2.
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Jaron wrote:
Super Mario Bros. 2(US one, Japan one is epic)
Is that the one that's just Doki Doki Panic but Mario-ized?
Cuz I have the All-Stars for the SNES and that was on it.
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
Jaron wrote:
Super Mario Bros. 2(US one, Japan one is epic)
Is that the one that's just Doki Doki Panic but Mario-ized?
Cuz I have the All-Stars for the SNES and that was on it.
Yeah
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Out of the series, though, I'd have to say Chain Of Memories is my least favorite. Damn cards.
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Jaron wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
Jaron wrote:
Super Mario Bros. 2(US one, Japan one is epic)
Is that the one that's just Doki Doki Panic but Mario-ized?
Cuz I have the All-Stars for the SNES and that was on it.
Yeah
How can you hate Super Mario Bros 2? Apart from the fact that you couldn't kill stuff unless you pulled up magic radishes from the ground... Wait, i know how you can hate it
However, it is a classic and i like a good play every now and again. And it made Peach epic in Paper Mario and Super Smash bros. As they took ideas for her from there.
Worst game? I think I'd have to say Bayonetta. I hated the thing. Most wasted 1hr of my life. The story sucked, the gameplay was tedious and the graphics (while quite good) weren't quite as good as they were cracked up to be, not keeping up with other graphics around. Even on Wii
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Hmm...For some reason the only other game that comes to mind is Sonic adventure DX. I'll probably get flamed for this, but I didn't really like the game. The glitches were terrible, the camera was annoying, the voice acting got on my nerves, and only like 2 of the 5 game modes are actually good. (IhatebigthecatIhatebigthecatIhatebigthecat)
Did you even play the game? The glitches are so ridiculous that there's no way you could figure them out without looking them up on the internet, and if you think the glitches are "terrible", then you need to play Sonic 2006. Now THAT game has bad glitches! Also there are 7 game modes, not 5.
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@Golden Luxray- Eww I've heard of that game. That same company made another bad game called Anubis 2.
As a general rule, each and every game made by that company (data design interactive) is absolutely horrendous and you should never play it. They're almost like a modern-day LJN.
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Anyways, I'd say, after much replay, the worst game ever is Scorpion King for the GBA. A close rival was The Simpsons: Escape from Camp Krusty.
They sucked major ass-patties.
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Mask*DeMasque wrote:
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Hmm...For some reason the only other game that comes to mind is Sonic adventure DX. I'll probably get flamed for this, but I didn't really like the game. The glitches were terrible, the camera was annoying, the voice acting got on my nerves, and only like 2 of the 5 game modes are actually good. (IhatebigthecatIhatebigthecatIhatebigthecat)
Did you even play the game? The glitches are so ridiculous that there's no way you could figure them out without looking them up on the internet, and if you think the glitches are "terrible", then you need to play Sonic 2006. Now THAT game has bad glitches! Also there are 7 game modes, not 5.
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Prosecutor.Blue wrote:
Mask*DeMasque wrote:
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Hmm...For some reason the only other game that comes to mind is Sonic adventure DX. I'll probably get flamed for this, but I didn't really like the game. The glitches were terrible, the camera was annoying, the voice acting got on my nerves, and only like 2 of the 5 game modes are actually good. (IhatebigthecatIhatebigthecatIhatebigthecat)
Did you even play the game? The glitches are so ridiculous that there's no way you could figure them out without looking them up on the internet, and if you think the glitches are "terrible", then you need to play Sonic 2006. Now THAT game has bad glitches! Also there are 7 game modes, not 5.
I've played through the DX version several times and have NEVER had a glitch happen to me without specifically trying to perform a glitch.
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Miran wrote:
Yume Nikki and here is why..
Spoiler: Ending Spoliers
is that really your criteria for a bad game?
???
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Harry Miste wrote:
Miran wrote:
Yume Nikki and here is why..
Spoiler: Ending Spoliers
is that really your criteria for a bad game?
???
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"okei now juzt keep on attaxing random animalz for 5 hours untill u get to tribal, but remember u add useless crap to ur monstur!!"
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Edit: It's called Krusty's Funhouse
NinjaBread looked awful too though the graphics were kinda cute but lacked the gameplay.
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Neni wrote:
Another horrible game would be the Gameboy Game to the Disney Tarzan movie. I never, never got anywhere far in that game, not because it was that hard, but because it bored me to sleep before I had the chance to make any progress.
A lot of Disney merchandise games suck... please don't get me started on the GB version of Mulan - I couldn't even get through the first level, because the controll made it unplayable.
We had a lot of games while I grew up - my Mom brought some to second hand shops. One of the first we had and gave away was "Gargoyles" with the same problem. No one of us could get over that gap, though today I'd rather assume we were too dump to play the game. (I finall got over that "Gap" in "Tonic Trouble (Beta)" too after all - my Mom hates that game, but I'm stubborn, because it's a Nostalgic terasure.)
Just lately I thought I could maybe try a new type of game while I waited for my AJ package to arrive <3
So I picked "Assassin's Creed - Altaïr's Chronicles" because the gameplay looked rather interesting on the backcover. I didn't last long in it, and was bored really quickly. The game itself might actually be good (maybe) but just not my style. I was lacking motivation and sympathy for the characters. I think this is about the first game I ever brought back myself.
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