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a quadrupal post? Well, that's new. Since I read Grossberg's talking in Patrick Star's voice, here y'all go!
We'll take the contradiction, and push it somewhere else!
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sorry I just had so many Ideas It kind of got out of hand. as punishment I will under go 3hrs of torture
NOWLETMETELLYOUWHIPPERSNAPERWHATHISTORYWASREALLYLIKE!!!!(3hrs later)
ANDTHATSHOWITHAPPEND (has his head laying on his desk with blood comeing from his ears)
Um yy??
is he dead???
OH EDGYPOO 
RUN EDGEWORTH(thee minuits later)
OOOOO WHATS THIS??!! (wakes up) Dam didn't even rape him once WHAT!!!!!!!! Nothing! 
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can't believe I turned a apology into a funny
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any questions on how to beat AA games? feel free to ask
lol
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um uh hi um AGLFRALGGLE hello this is yy and it is time for INTERNET ADVENTURE 
Didn't AI allready do that NO THAT WAS VIDEO GAMES NOT INTERNET DON'T QUESTION ME!!! fine bitch Now the contestents are: A pinctionary addict who won't EVER under stand what maya is trying to tell him
A person who has dedicated there life to stealing phoenix's virginity A man who loves "alone time" in phoenix's bathroom A BITCH WHO APPARENTLY HATES ME!
A wipping maniac who might be a lesbian A regesterd sex offender
A crazzy dead chick who hates mia
a small child who probably should leave because gant is here
= epic... nuff saidand
a man who has conections to the goverment and said he would turn me in for tax fraud it I didn't let him on my show ok now there are two sets of 5 in this hat pick a number and that will be your team LAME QUIT BEING A LAME ASS BITCH Ok gant you first DON'T IGNORE ME DAMIT I got a 4 phoenix 5 pearls 4
YAY pearls put it back and pick a new one
I see why godot hates you 2 Maya YAY 5 gumshoe
2 Pyne 3 godot DAMIT 3 (smiles) edgeworth 4 chinami Franny you are the last ones there for by default you are a teamTEAMS
#1
#2
#3
#4
#5
the starting point is...
hello I am the computer you goal is to find the 
it is called http://WWW.YOUWINTHEGAMESHOW.con=m ( NOT REAL PROBABLY EXISTS WITH VIRUS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU GET ONE) GOVORTEX OPENS
TEAM #3
WOAH THE INTERNET HAS MORE THAN PORN!!!!! lets find that cookie (searching: cookie at youwinthegameshow) WOW A LINK THAT WAS EASY!!!(traveling with link)
youtube? why are we here?NEVER GUNA GIVE NEVER GUNA GIVE YOU UP
SHIT RUN FOR COVER what is it? An internet experement gone wronge... is it human? no its a stange mutan called.... RICK ROLL------
well thats all WILL THEY SURVIVE maby.... I DON'T KNOW...YET--------
hm I need a wity end comment
For any questions about ANY THING feel free to ask................................
or maby...
want a cookie
now that you took a bite it'll be $50 AND YOU CAN'T SAY NO BECAUSE YOU TOOK A BITE
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Hello and we are back with my new cohost Ema!!!
Hey. I don't really know what to say but I am on T.V.!!! Hm Why did I let you on again OH YEAFLASHBACK
Hey wanna have some "fun" OMFG YES Ok BUT you have to let me on your show...End flash back
Um well lets see how group 1 is doinggroup 1
That link (click) were are we!!! it appears a flame war...YOU SUCK DICK
NO YOU DO
SILENCE I AM THE QUEEN OF FLAME WARS BOW TO MEGroup 4
OOO A PORN SITE stop we need to find the cookie! (click)three hours pass finnaly gant comes back
WTF WHAT WERE YOU DOING I was mater... I KNOW!!!! oh god!!! I have become the thing I hate most!!!!(group 5)
Phoenix how about we have some "fun" ourselves YOU HAVE PICTIONARY!!!
moron-------
well thats all for now sorry about triple post lol I should stop shouldn't I... bye and for all you people who don't know what "fun" means your to young to know and probable shouldn't be reading this To all underaged readers shame on you parents ------------
my new witty phrase :)
wanna :cookie
now that you took a bite that will be $50 AND YOU CAN'T SAY NO BECAUSE YOU TOOK A BITE
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Whats all this about pal?!?!? How could you get Maggey convicted?!? What the heck was that about Maya?!? Maybe he's showing his feelings for you. ...(flashback)
Just scream at him! That's how I express my love! Are you sure? Of course! Haven't you seen me in court?(flashback)
I hereby declare the defendant Gui- 
YOUR HONOR!!! I MUST OBJECT TO YOUR STATEMENT! MR. WRIGHT!!! I LOVE YOU!!!(flashforward)
Oh... shit...(flashforward)
nah...
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I was reading the old forums and found a joke we should bring back. So... here it is
Phoenix wright. I must congratulate you. (This is new.) On what? You have developed one of the most amazing aphrodisiacs ever! I HAVE NOT DEVEL- -moan- ...? Um... As I was saying... I- -louder moan- 
Aaaaaahhhhhhnnn!!!! No. Seriously. And why are you naked? Ooooohhhhh Yes! Yes! Wright! Don't you get it? She's turned on by your explosive vocabulary! Ah... ...? Wait! When did you get here?!?
My "alone time radar" went off.And to see you feenie!
Stop saying that! And if explosive vocabulary turns her on to the point where she's naked, then why haven't you done this before to make your own alone time? It only works for you! Watch! ... Louder!!!!!!!! Louder!!!!!! I could get used to this... I will make "Feenie. Stop saying that!" and "Franziska turned on by Phoenix's vocabulary" into running jokes if it kills me!!! There will also be more nakedness because I am a huge
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um sorry to break it to you but that won't be an ongoing joke... heres an example of one that could but probably won't be an ongoing joke are watching tv OH Phoenix we are best friends NO I AM HERE BECAUSE MAYA LOST THE ELETRIC BILL AND WE HAVE NO POWER (switches channel Barney comes on) I NEED ALONE TIME... NOW LEAVE, OR BE PART OF IT YOUR GUNNA JERK OFF TO BARNEY EWWW!!! (runs out the door drives home and stares at the wall for an hour then cries)-----------------
hmm that might be a bit stale but still its comedy------------
wanna cookie
now that you took a bite that will be $50 AND YOU CAN'T SAY NO BECAUSE YOU TOOK A BITE!!!!
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I feel the need to appoligize I would just like to say I mean no disrespect. Oh and the next INTERNET ADVENTURE post will be WAY longer I realize it was supper short in my other posts...------------------
hm cookies went bad what now?
this cookie is to hard
my cookie made me thow up
IT BURNS MEH MOUTH
I PUT THE COOKIE IN THE COFFIE.... IT WASTED A HOLE CUP I'LL KILL YOU YY
cookie tasted stange.....
those aren't flower petals.... its my blood...
HELP I ATE ONE AND I THREW UP BLOODuh oh CI ate one I am in trouble now...
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Back on a serious note we need CI back or pretty much anyone who is GOOD at funnies mine aren't that good........... hm maby I took the insult myself joke to far???
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Gumshoe is WAY better than Ema!!!
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Gumshoe fan wrote:
sorry It won't happen again
K
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Gumshoe fan wrote:
Back on a serious note we need CI back or pretty much anyone who is GOOD at funnies mine aren't that
Hey pal... I think blitu's funnies are... er... funny. Although I do miss CI.Anyways.. here's another...
This is awsome! (coming out of the shower) What is? Check this out! Yo! Franziska! Yes? (strips naked and... well... use your imagination)
(jumps through window) Whoa! Another picture for my scrapbook!
Aaahhh!!! (drops towel in surprise) I sense something... Cody Awaaaaay! (jumps out window) Ooookaay...(meanwhile...)
I'm pretty sure mine are bigger.
No. Mine are! Then let's compare them! Awaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs out the door)(somewhere else)
What an unlucky day! My flour bag explodes so I go to by more! and now I'm being strip searched! Awaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!! (flies off)One of my running jokes is bound to catch on eventually!
I know this funny was more
than funny but still...
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oh and I won't be posting INTERNET ADVENTURE for a while not enogh time to make a lengthy post plus to may of those without good posts (like yours) and Internet adventure would run this place to the ground AKA kill it...
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IN COURTROOM
WITTNESS STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION! ...no (WHIP WHIP WHIP WHIP WHIP)
sorry but I feel no pain 
hm PHEONIX YOU WILL NOW REACIVE ALL WITNESSES WHIPINGS ------
and thats why I became a hobo 
YOU HAVE A NEW STORY EVERY DAY TELL ME THE TRUTH 
I loaned him $10000 and all the money he makes go's toword paying off the debt---------------------------
EDIT
ok um there hasn't been alot of activity is this normal or is something wrong.... clow say a joke cheer me up
tis is not the time for jokes moron (would have used non laghing moe like in game but there wasn't a smiley)
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(comes in wearing a robe) Cody? I heard that you're a dirty boy so...
Yes? (removes robe) Away!!!! (I knew he'd like it) Meanwhile...
Here's your picture... Now give me what I want. Alright... Here... (hands over dvd) Mind if I use your dvd player? Only if you sit on my lap...
I mean... Sure!What was on that dvd? Find out next time on:
Cody's Adventure
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What's this, the detector's reading something... A wallet? Oh, hey, you found my wallet! I'm always dropping it at crime scenes. I even put a little bell on it. Wait... There's no money in this wallet! Well, yeah, since I keep dropping it everywhere, I don't put any money in it.Gotta love Gumshoe logic.
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BLITU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGE WITH YOU!!!!seriosly how in any way, shape, or form was that appropreat it wasn't even funny, I mean really there have
been petifialia jokes before and only once has one been over the top (not saying names) and now you brought it up to two names on my SHAME LIST (it will never be realesed)
I would like you to confirm you won't do anythig like that again
seriosly just try to stay appropreat people, is that to much to ask for?
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Gumshoe fan wrote:
:wtf:
BLITU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGE WITH YOU!!!!
seriosly how in any way, shape, or form was that appropreat it wasn't even funny, I mean really there have
been petifialia jokes before and only once has one been over the top (not saying names) and now you brought it up to two names on my SHAME LIST (it will never be realesed)
I would like you to confirm you won't do anythig like that again
seriosly just try to stay appropreat people, is that to much to ask for?
BLITU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGE WITH YOU!!!!seriosly how in any way, shape, or form was that appropreat it wasn't even funny, I mean really there have
been petifialia jokes before and only once has one been over the top (not saying names) and now you brought it up to two names on my SHAME LIST (it will never be realesed)
I would like you to confirm you won't do anythig like that again
seriosly just try to stay appropreat people, is that to much to ask for?
Pffft! This is one of the most inappropriate sites in history!
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Gumshoe is WAY better than Ema!!!
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I mean no disrespect to blitu
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Gumshoe fan wrote:
hm I will keep that in mind
I mean no disrespect to blitu
I mean no disrespect to blitu
Looks like my job here is done.
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Gumshoe fan wrote:
:wtf:
BLITU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGE WITH YOU!!!!
seriosly how in any way, shape, or form was that appropreat it wasn't even funny, I mean really there have
been petifialia jokes before and only once has one been over the top (not saying names) and now you brought it up to two names on my SHAME LIST (it will never be realesed)
I would like you to confirm you won't do anythig like that again
seriosly just try to stay appropreat people, is that to much to ask for?
BLITU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGE WITH YOU!!!!seriosly how in any way, shape, or form was that appropreat it wasn't even funny, I mean really there have
been petifialia jokes before and only once has one been over the top (not saying names) and now you brought it up to two names on my SHAME LIST (it will never be realesed)
I would like you to confirm you won't do anythig like that again
seriosly just try to stay appropreat people, is that to much to ask for?
I am afraid I must decline your request... because this is the internet and I may say anything I wish... You may not agree with what I say but I'm allowed to say it. USA! USA! USA!
Anyway... time for another
Cody's Adventure! Super graphic edition! (graphic parts will be spoilered to make Gumshoe Fan happy.
Thanks bro! 
It's cool.When last we left our hero. He was at Gant's place watching a dvd.
Here's the remote.(Dvd begins playing)
Spoiler:
Naked!
That... was... Awsome! Thank you Gant! I'm gonna go now! Whoops. I dropped it... Let me just bend over... Let me get it for you! 
... What's that look for? Who says I can't do good deeds?
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Gumshoe! Gumshoe! Skater Andy's pokemon are seriously screwed because of the Nuzlocke Challenge! Looks like he needs to... Grind. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(Playing Ninja Gaiden)
HMPH! WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE THAT YOU'RE PLAYING An NES Game called Ninja Gaiden. It's really cool BLAH! SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME TO ME Maybe to you, but not to me. (Ryu gets hit by a bat but survives)
NO! THAT'S UNEXCEPTABLE! YOU GOT HIT! IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THIS GAME IN MY HOUSE YOU'RE GONNA PLAY IT PERFECTLY. NOW FALL IN THE PIT AND START AGAIN. But... NOW! OR ELSE (Get's tazer out)(ryu falls in a pit)
Now this time don't get hit. Grrrr. Needless to say, he get's hit by enemies several more times, including the infamous hawks. Manfred makes him die each time if he survived. Finally after the tenth time
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY THIS WITHOUT GETTING HIT. Very well, Worthless. Give me the controller. I'll show you how it's done. He gives him the controller and wacthes as Karma beats Ninja Gaiden without getting hit ONCE. Not only that, he only used the sword. Edgeworth gasps in horror.
NOW THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE EDGEWORTH! WITH PERFECTION. NOW AS PUNISHMENT FOR YELLING AT ME, YOU'LL CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE USING A TOOTHBRUSH, PAINTBRUSH, AND A NOTEPAD SIZED CLOTH! NOW GO! You Monster! (cries out of the room while Manfred has a giant smirk on his face.)
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Gumshoe fan wrote:
BLITU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGE WITH YOU!!!!seriosly just try to stay appropreat people, is that to much to ask for?
Please, calm yourself, take a deep breath, and repeat to yourself 42 times: "At least we're not 4chan."
I've been around here a while (*cough*a month and a half*cough*), and let me tell you: if you want to stay away from rapist/pedophilia jokes, there are certain threads you should avoid. This is one of them.
[rant]
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Geewilickers Edgeworth!!! What are you doing in my bathroom?!? Absolutely nothing.---------------------------------------------
I am going to channel Mia! I like Mia because she is a good mentor and for no other reason.------------------------------------------------------
We don't exist!!! ----------------------------------------------
I love you Pearl... in a brotherly-sisterly sort of way! Can I sit on your lap? That wouldn't be appropriate. ------------------------------------------------
I have to get Nick to kiss me!!!!Boring, ain't it?
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WARNING UNAPPROPRIATE MATERIAL INSIDE
Spoiler:
Well as I recall it I wanted to fuck you in the ass but you said that would be to painful...-----------------
sorry if I offended anyone I don't write um I just tell um
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Spoiler:
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THIS POST WAS EDITED DUE TO THE FACT IT WAS AWEFUL--------------------------
Spoiler:
PREPARE TO DIE
yo-your DEAD------------------
this may not be a real funny but just wanted to show every one the other side of the law, this regulation is with held from the public so juries won't lean to much toward the death penalty
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yea the internet adventure is offitualy dead.... just so everyone knows that go awful thing is gone
Hm you can't fix your car and all else has failed? perhaps use fire...
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Court is now in session, eh.
Your honor! Would you happen to be related to the other Judge? I know what your talking aboot. Yes. He is my brother, eh. But you're Canadian and he's not! I'll need some proof. Very well... You hoser... I'll prove it via testimony, eh.
My brother and I grew up together raising our pet. 
Could you be more specific? Well... We raised a beaver together... His name was Doug, eh. Hm... Very well... Did you do anything else with your brother? We always sat around drinking our favorite drink. What was your favorite drink? Maple syrup, eh. (It's no good. I can't find anything!) If you have nothing else to say. I'm ready to reach a verdict, eh. (No! This can't be it! He's going to declare himself guilty of being the judge's brother! But I have no evid... wait a minute... that's it!) Your honor! You have still not shown any definitive proof of your relationship to the other judge. ... Noooooo!!!! (Yes!) Um... well... I will call our beaver to the stand! Eh. WHAT?!?!?What will happen? Nothing expected. That's for sure! Find out next time.
(In the meantime, speculate the truth behind the different nationalities between brothers.)
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hello I am from the company.... wait were do I know you from... OH YEA RITSUKO TIME please don't make me remember...----------------------------
lol I just realized the similarities
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I now call my pet beaver to the stand. I guess we need a prosecutor. Eh. I got it covered. Very well! Eh. Name and occupation please? I'm Di- I mean... Doug. I'm the Judge's pet beaver, pal! ... ... Gumshoe... Why are you dressed up as a beaver? The Judge paid me $5, pal! This witness is a fake! NNNNNNNNNNNNNooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooIAMHISBROTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEeeeeeeerrrrrrRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eh. (That solves this.)
Your honor... I call another witness to the stand! Wh-who? Eh. The other judge! Very well... Hey brother! Why were you yelling? Eh. This woman claims we are not related. Eh. We are. E h. Can you prove it? No E h. No. I know who can. Hi! I'm Apollo and I'm from the future! Who brought you here? Eh. It was...! My Bracelet! Your honor! Your hiding something! Who
brought
you
here?
Eh.
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was that an echo?thats the point.... the fact that there is an echo is bad, no form posts lately
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I wonder what the meaning of life is?
I think that we exist for *insert meaning of life here* Woah.
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Spoiler:
Well, you know. I just happened to walk past that woman's apartment... Since the door was open I stopped
WH- WHAT! how did you know- you bastard! 
It missed!
MMMM- MHHHWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Mmmkay, well. At that time... I was standing next to the window reeeeading my papers. But then all of the sudden-
Look, every staff members were at the meeting during the time of crime. Will Powers was the only excepti-
.... Yanni Yogi, Yanni Yogi
GGGRRR... PPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Hey, Phoenix. I thought you might need some help dealing with DL6. 
EEEEEDDDGGGEEWWWOOOORRTTHHHH! KKKWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Forget everything you have just read...
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I'm finally ready to confess my love to Trucy! Okay, here goes...
Hi, Polly! Um, hi, Trucy. There's something I've been wanting to tell you for a while now-
Y halo thar.
Um, hi. Hello, Daddy! And what is Miss Lamiroir doing here? I have something to tell you both. *Removes mask* My name is Thalassa Gramayre, and I am both of your mothers. Yay, I found my mommy! Wait...but that means that me and Trucy are...are...are... Half-siblings, yes.
GODDAMMIT!Two months later...
Okay, so I lost my chances with Trucy. But I'm finally ready to confess my love to Vera. Oh, hi Vera! Um...hi...Mr. Justice. What's the matter, Vera? I was looking at my father's old diaries, and I've discovered something about my mother. Her name was Thalassa Gramayre... .... ....
.... NOOOOOOO!!! Okay, I'm tired of this. My mom really gets around! Who else is related to me?
Yeah, my mom was called Thalassa. Now get out of this conjugal visit room or I'll shank you.
In Soviet Russia, Thalassa mothers you!
My mother is Thalassa Gramayre, end quote. I raeped a woman called Thalassa once! Wait, who are you? And what are you doing in my bedroom? Um....nothing. *Runs*The next day...
Okay, there's only one other female I know who seems remotely sexually attractive to me. Detective Ema Skye! Ema, was your mother called Thalassa?
Huh? No, my mother's name was George. George? She used to be a man. Oh. Ema, will you go out with me? Sorry, but my heart belongs to Mr. Edgeworth only...Sigh... Who's that? Ask Mr. Wright.Back home...
How was your day, honey? Shut up, whore.
If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and dad?
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Auraion wrote:
Spoiler:
:...I was beaten? Worthy.. Wrighto... And.. Udgey? And even Emmy ... LANNY....
: Meeeaarrowww... timetodieGantmofucka.
: EDGEY! NICK! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!I was expecting this.
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!Spoiler:
everyobdy dies, the planet explodes, and earth was saved once again by goku.
Also, didn't you said that you were leaving a few days ago?
HAHAHA XD
That was hilarious :D
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Why do we eat Tums on Valentine's Day?
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I saw everything! You claim to have seen everything Mr. Ninja?
Yes. I saw everything. If thats true... THEN CAN YOU SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?!?!?
Wha-? KIDS LOVE THE CINNAMONY CRUNCHY GOODNESS OF THIS IMPORTANT BALANCED BREAKFAST! IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS! o_o
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Gumshoe is WAY better than Ema!!!
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Oh, Edgeworth, your back! Yes and I'm here to confront my old rivle, Pheonix Write! oh no one told you... told me what??? um Pheonix is... dead Do not lie were is he! (sigh) I'll show you... DING DONG
Hello? who the hell are you! um trucy write... Oh so Pheonix and Maya had a kid.... wait aren't you a bit old to be his daughter?
Oy, who's at the door? HOLY SHIT WTF!!!! Oh Edgeworth, did you bring drinks? Wait if your a hobo who dose the cases? I do! wow... you were replaced by a pair of scissors, well this ruined my day
Hm you can't fix your car and all else has failed? perhaps use fire...
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