MAYA:
Hello, hello, hey Nick, you called?
Musta missed your ring
I have got no service
In Kurain, you see, you see
Wha-Wha-What did you say,
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, can’t channel for you
I’ve lost my ESP

L-lost my ESP
L-lost my ESP
Sorry, can’t channel for you, now I’m the attorney.

Just a second,
My witness is gonna take the stand
And I cannot text you when
My finger’s objectin’
For seven years you ignored me,
You knew that I worried.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think about you!
I left my head and my heart in the courtroom
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk now to you!
I left my head and my heart in the courtroom.

Ami, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
Stop telephonin' me!
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
Fey
Ami, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
Stop telephonin' me!
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
Fey

You can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
‘Cause I'm out on the scene,
I’m investigating,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
‘Cause I'm out on the scene,
I’m investigating,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

EMA:
Glitters, the way you blowin' up my phone
Won't make me spray no faster.
Put my coat on faster,
Dust for prints no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
'Cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -
Sorry, I cannot answer!

It’s not that I don't like you,
You’re a great attorney.
But I am sick and tired
Of my phone r-ringing.

Sometimes I feel like
I live here in Criminal Affairs.
Tonight I'm not takin' your call,
'Cause I'll be sciencing.

'Cause I'll be sciencing
'Cause I'll be sciencing
Tonight I'm not takin' your calls, 'cause I'll be sciencing!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I’m not thinking ‘bout you and me!
I left my head and my heart at the crime scene.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I’m not talking ‘bout you and me!
I left my head and my heart at the crime scene.

MAYA:
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think about you!
I left my head and my heart in the courtroom

EMA:
Stop callin', stop callin',
I’m not talking ‘bout you and me!
I left my head and my heart at the crime scene.

BOTH:
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

MAYA:
Stop telephonin' me!

BOTH:
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

EMA:
Stop telephonin' me!

BOTH:
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
You're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out on the scene
I’m investigating
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
‘Cause I'm out on the scene,
I’m investigating,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
‘Cause I'm out on the scene,
I’m investigating,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
‘Cause I'm out on the scene,
I’m investigating,

So just leave your message at the tone!

EDGEWORTH:
Hello. This is Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth. I do not have time for these games. If neither of you will answer, then I will have to ask that dreadful Mary-Sue Kay Faraday to assist me instead. Good day. *click*

I can't stop imagining Maya and Ema dancing around chairs

The end made me LOL.

You, girls, win the Internet.

Good night.

Also, what a nice set of pipes for Maya Fey. (Funny because I always assumed she'd have a terrible singing voice...)

Really? I cannot think of Maya as having a terrible singing voice, ever since NANA MIZUKI did her voice in the Special Courts on the TGS. Everyone even remotely associated with Nana Mizuki has to be an awesome singer.

Also, the fact that her voice in the musical (hint, hint) sounds just as angelically awesome.