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You know I win.
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Prosecutor Wolf
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stole two million dollars from her father (the true criminal in this case, and knowing how it ties together, probably
or someone like that). Faking her death, she then had to kill Valerie (and frame Fawles) for planning on revealing her secret. From there, figured out the whole mess, so she poisoned him (It'd be REALLY interesting to see what'd happen if it killed him. I thought about it for a while, and ended up with Dahlia becoming the Master of the Kurain Channelling Technique. Wait, WHAT?) and gave the poisoned bottle to Wright, pretending to have love at first sight. Wright was going to be killed off too, but
got Dahlia to be nice (which makes sense, if you realise that this was all because of her Freudian Excuse) and give him a chance. The chance didn't work, and Swallow ended up dead instead of Wright when Dahlia got sick of waiting. Then Wright -ate- the poison bottle, and Dahlia got executed. Being very NOT HAPPY with Mia 'n'all, she went along with Morgan's plan to knock off Maya, which got messed up courtesy of Godot (like I said earlier, what would have happened if he was killed in the first place?). The murder of Misty wasn't her fault, and everything else stems down to her Freudian Excuse. Damn
.
, however, was just pure evil. She just wanted to be able to brag. So she co-conspired with
to frame Maya. She got caught (all thanks to
. It'd be another interesting what-if as to what would have happened if Dahlia did kill Wright) and sent off to jail. From there, she set up a plan (Out Gambitted by Dahlia, but that's not the point) to have
HERSELF do the deed out of sheer malice. She even disguised it as being to help
. Her excuse is that she was doing it -for- Pearl. I doubt it. Ergo, Dahlia's murders were all because of
. Because everything comes down to
. Except for Morgan. She was just evil.
Aka Miss Fortune / Sir Prize
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The Ace Attorney's Magical Daughter
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Where are Mr. Trite and Herr Forehead?
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The Prodigy
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and
they're both equal
Call me Ishmael.
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"I'm End Quote." end quote.
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"Every puzzle has an answer!"
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Woo! Woo! Woo!
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What's mine is mine, and whatever belongs to anyone else is also mine if I want it and I can find a way to get it.
My problems are the problems of anyone else who's dumb enough to care about or help me, but no one else's problems are my problems, even if I caused them.
If someone falls for my crap because they're a pervert, that's their fault for being a pervert, even if I encouraged it.
If someone pisses me off, they deserve to go down, but if someone tries to punish me for what I've done, or even point out that I did it in order to protect someone else, they're being really mean!
If someone wants to sacrifice their ass for me, that's their choice, and I don't owe them anything for it. If they don't want to sacrifice their ass for me, what's wrong with them?
I'm not responsible for anything I do (unless I'm bragging about how brilliant it was) and can never owe anyone anything, but if my sister creates a problem for me, they owe it to me to help me deal with every resulting difficulty that I create through my response to their failure.
There's nothing wrong with stealing from someone rich, even if I'm also rich in the sense that the victim is already spending their money on me.
It's okay to use my mother as a justification for extortion, even if I make no effort to share the proceeds with her, publicly scorn her, and let her think I'm dead.
If someone fails to help protect me from the consequences of stabbing someone in the back, they're a backstabber.
The purpose of making promises is to get the other person to promise someone in return - then, if your end of it comes up, hope that you're either out of reach or that they'll forgive you and uphold their end anyway.
There is nothing inconsistent about using something that someone did because they loved me to punish them for not loving me enough, like stealing the ransom daddy paid for me and making him think I'm dead.
Anyone who doesn't care about one of my family members is scum, even though I don't care about them either and I'm the goddess of being a sneaky bitch.
Anyone who trusts me when I'm clearly untrustworthy, even if I went out of my way to charm them and appear innocent, deserves to be mocked for trusting me. On the other hand, anyone who doesn't trust me is an enemy who asked for whatever I did to stop them.
It's okay to mock 23-year-olds for being old (while flirting with people twice their age), because when I'm 25 no one will think I'm old because I never grow up.
Success or failure in life is measured by how selfish you can be and get away with it, or at least by being able to get revenge if you get caught.
Anyone who causes me a fraction of the suffering I caused their loved ones deserves to feel the suffering they caused me.
If I go along with someone else's evil scheme for an even more evil reason than theirs, it's their fault. If someone else goes along with my evil scheme and I have to make it more evil because they screwed up, it's their fault. If someone has to hurt an innocent person who they didn't know was innocent in order to defend themself against my attack, it's their fault.
If someone breaks a promise they made to me in order to keep a promise that we both made to someone else that I'm trying to break, they're a traitor and asked for whatever I have to do to them.
If a ton of people bust their ass trying to protect someone that I'm trying to hurt, going out of their way and sacrificing themselves in order to help someone that I'm going out of my way to hurt, that just means that I beat all those people if I get through to my target.
If my sister loves someone who actually loves her back more than she loves (sororicidal) me, she's a backstabber.
In other words, if my sister doesn't let me kill her boyfriend when I need to, so I try to do it behind her back, she's the one betraying me.
The fact that the person I want revenge against was murdered doesn't stop me from continuing to want to take revenge myself. Damn kill-stealer.
If it's hypocrisy to blame Morgan for putting Pearl in danger while I also put Pearl in danger in the exact same way, I don't care, as long as I have someone else to scorn while I'm being scorned.
I insist on being the center of attention, even if I'm dead, or people think I'm dead. I mean, why look at the beautiful woman in the room who isn't an evil bitch disguised as an innocent frail maiden?
Boooring!
There's nothing ironic about using my alleged grudge against Iris to justify locking her in a dangerous cave when the only reason it works is because she cares about me too much to call me out on it.
If I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not, taking a snipe shot at someone's heart is a good way to let off some steam.
Mocking people is always satisfying, no matter the reason.
In conclusion, it's easier to hide behind a fake smile when I'm laughing inside at all the pawns I screwed over and suckers who trusted me.
or someone like that). Faking her death, she then had to kill Valerie (and frame Fawles) for planning on revealing her secret.
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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Shut up woman, get on my horse
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You were never supposed to exist.
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Ace Edgeworth Fangirl
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My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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Nick + Maya = win
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&
are both supervillans of the Ace Attorney universe, it's rather fitting for them to be mother and daughter.
is beguiling (look at the way all the men in the courtroom treat her) and has killed many times.
's plan to eradicate the main family.
's plan to work
had to be dead.
is more evil. (but not by much)
Game On
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King Derpey III
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King Derpey III
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The truth will see you free~
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The truth will see you free~
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Crushing on the prosecutors
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ASCEND
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Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...
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