At least Cooking Mama could keep me fed!

The post is a humorous retaliation to people portraying me like some sick dumbass...
...Keep up the great work! (Had the move the post a little.)


(RevFirst) : If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

(DarzieP) : I'll start... Dee Vasquez (the user).

(T3h_Waffleman) : Think again.

(DarzieP) : Uh... Eva Longoria!

(RevFirst) : Who?

(Chinese Infantry) : *whispers to me RevFirst*

(RevFirst) : Desperate Housewives? Hah! What's the difference?

(DarzieP) : Yeah, you say that now bitch!? Wait till she hears about this!

(RevFirst) : Go cry me a river.

(Chinese Infantry) : What about you RevFirst? I'd love to hear more about you.

(RevFirst) : ...Okay. Just don't get too close.

(RevFirst) : Ini Miney.

(DarzieP) (T3h_Waffleman) : Ini Miney!? What the fuck!?

(Chinese Infantry) : She's such a retardphile... MIND FUCK!

(RevFirst) : Oh, so nobody thinks stupidly-dark is sexy! Bunch of whore-magnets.

(T3h_Waffleman) : Well, I'm proud to say-

(DarzieP) : *coughCookingMamacough*

(T3h_Waffleman) : What the-

*bunch of laughter*

(T3h_Waffleman) : Fuck you all! I'm not gonna tell you my true love!

(DarzieP) : Oh, we know it's your lovely Dr Turner Grey!

(T3h_Waffleman) : Hey, you better keep that bullshit-mouth shut or I'll make sure you're end up dead in a ditch!

(RevFirst) : Fine! Chinese Infantry, who is-

(Chinese Infantry) : Oh, like you gotta ask. Ema Skye, snitches! MIND FUCK!

(T3h_Waffleman) : Which one?

(Chinese Infantry) : The young one from Phoenix Arc.

(RevFirst) : ...No.

(Chinese Infantry) : How about Bridget from Guilty Gear!?

(T3h_Waffleman) : ...Bridget's a guy.

*pause*

(Chinese Infantry) : *laughs* You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Cee-Eye."

(DarzieP) : No, he's actually a guy, dumbass.

(Chinese Infantry) : What? That's insane. That's impossible!

*longer pause*

(Chinese Infantry) : Oh God. Oh my mind-fucking God! I've got all these hentai comics! Oh God!

You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Hey guys! How's it going?
(CI) ...
(RevFirst) ...
(Waffleman) ...
(Darzie) ...I'm sorry, do we know you?
Guys, it's me! Godotfan! I'm embodying my character, Noah von Karma!
Ohhh!
So, I was thinking, since I have a smiley now, can I be in you're comics as one of the funnymakers?
...
Uh, GF, you've gotta have more than a smiley to join our ranks. In case you haven't noticed, we don't even have one. You do have to make a ton of funnies though.
I make a lot!
Yeah, but they're not FUNNY per se. A good way to get some laughs is to use gimmicks. Like, I have Crunk, Rev has RevThirst, and CI has putting people totally out of character!
I see. So, where can I get one of these "Gimmicks"?
Well... try this: You like coffee, right? Right, ok. Well, try making the Coffee Drinker's Society Lodge!
Can Redd Green be in it?
I think he's already in the possum lodge, but whatever floats you're boat!
OK then, I'll try that out...
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All members of the lodge please rise and recite the oath.
Under starry sky and orange sun, on the green green grass or dark brown earth, I promise to ah to hell with it, where's my coffee?
OK, our first order is welcoming our newest member. Please rise and state you're name and favorite blend.
Will Powers, Tim Horton's Espresso Supreme.
Thank you, will. Now, GodotFan would like to raise a topic about hair so GodotFan, please take the floor.
Yes, thank you Godot. Now, I've been noticing all the members except me have this weird Albert Einstein hair that's been getting in all of the coffee. I suggest that we put obligatory disposable hair nets beside the table so this won't happen.
Hm... Alright, all in favor?
Aye!
All oppose?
Nay!
Shut up. You're me, so get to Ayeing.
Come on! You guys won in a landslide already!
Hm... We'll discuss that at the next meeting. Now, for next week's movie night we have a choice between two movies: Hot Lesbians Mud Wrestling or Everything you Ever Wanted to Know About Coffee but were To Caffeined up to Ask.
*mumbles*
That's a really tough one. Can you give us some time to think it over?
It is tough, isn't it? OK, I'll permit another day. Now, this meeting is adjourned.

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Thanks to UP for the awesome smiley!

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Rev's gimmick is more RevThirst/Magic, but good work.

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Yeah, but he doesn't talk about those much anymore.

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Trust me, I know.

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Well, since I still wanna get into a comic I'll just agree.

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Oh, I do so love this beach! It is such a great place to see beautiful young chil- er, ladies, in their swimwear!
I concur!
Hey! What is that you're holding?! Is that coffee? GIVE ME THAT!
UGH! This is the worst coffee I've ever tasted!
That's because it's not...
What kind of sick joke is this?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME??!?!!?!
Ummm...
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST RUN AROUND WITH A GLASS OF WHAT CLEARLY RESEMBLES BUT DEFINITELY IS NOT COFFEE?! THAT YOU CAN JUST OPENLY LIE TO SOCIETY AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU, AND THAT EVERYTHING WILL JUST BE HUNKY-DORY? Well, your charade ends NOW!
But I never said it was-
DIE!!!!

*Godot screams and leaps onto Engarde, bashing a coffee mug against his skull*

Good show! Yes, give him what-for!
I can't help but feel we should intervene...
But isn't that the guy that charaded as innocent and became your client while hiding the fact that he is truly an evil mastermind that ordered the death of his rival, kidnapped your assistant, and made your life an all-around living hell for three days?
True... although that did result in Franziska getting shot.
Oh, right...
...
...
So, we'll help him then?
Yes.
HEY! GODOT!
What is it, bitch? Can't you see I'm busy teaching this hoe a lesson?!
Edgeworth is hiding coffee beans in his cravat!
Oh, you son of a-
COOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*Godot hops off Engarde's back and begins chasing Edgeworth down the beach*

Well, that was-
Splendiferousistictastical?
I'm not even going to try to count those syllables-
9.
How are you so sure?
I'm perfect!
*shouting* Perfectly gay!
Shut the f*ck up!
I'd do me.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Not even the thought of a good swim can erase that image from my mind.

*LATER AFTER FOUR GUYS TALKING SHIT*

(Chinese Infantry) WHAT WILL I DO?! WHERE WILL I GO?! MIND FUCK!!!

(T3h_Waffleman) If it makes you feel better, everyone's gay for Bridget, dude.

(Chinese Infantry) R-really?

(DarzieP) No, we're lying!

(RevFirst) Yeah, you're a queer.

(Chinese Infantry) EMA!!! MIND FUCK!!!

This... is so true. So.... frickin'... true.

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OK, since I'm too lazy to do Gel, I'll start another series. I now present Phoenix Wright: Ace Stand-Up Comedian!
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Now, here at Turnabout Comedy Club, out first comedian, Phoenix Wright!
*runs out on stage as everyone cheers, and slowly the cheers die down.*
You don't have to stop. *crowd laughs*
Well, I have great new for you all. I just got married. *crowd cheers* Have any of you ever been to a suprise wedding? *crowd laughs* And right there, in the front row, my beautiful wife Maya. Give her a round of applause.
*Stands up blushing as the crowd cheers, then sits back down.*
And one of the main things I love about being married is that you don't date anymore, 'cause some of the girls were materialistic. I mean, one time a girl used subbliminal messaging to try and find out how much money I had by what kind of car I could afford. I was like, "Hey, you wanna go out," And she was like, "Maybe we could go on some sort of Expedition. If Yukon Navigate your way to pick me up..." I wasn't going to spend any money on her, so I said, "If Yugo with me to the Fiesta, I'd be happy to be your Escort." *crowd laughs*
Also, I have a daughter...Well, she's actually my wife's cousin who we have guardianship over, but that's beside the point. Anyways, she's an eternal spring of joy and happyness for me. My complaint though, is with the toy makers. Have any of you tried opening a toy lately? I tried opening a doll I got her, it was impossible. It had the plastic cover, the ties, barbed wire fence, guard towers. I thought the thing was going to the electric chair the way it was strapped in! My girl Pearl, she said *immitates Pearl's voice*, "I want to play with dolly." *returns his voice to normal* "Well, it looks like your dolly's on death row. But they have the clear plastic here so you can visit your dolly any time you want." *Returns to Pearl's voice as he leans forward like he's looking through the plastic* " I can't wait till you get out...*Moves his hand like he's picking up a phone* I said I can't wait for you to get out."

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So......what's up with airline food?

(T3h_Waffleman) YOU SUCK! *throws tomato*

AHHHH!!! *loses hair*

I apologize is any of these have been thought of before.

- The trial will now begin.

- The defense is ready, your honor.

- ....The prosecution is NOT ready.

- Wh-wha?

- I haven't done my introduction yet!

- Introduction? What introduction?!

*Courtroom lights dim as a microphone lowers from the ceiling to von Karma's hands*

- Now that I have everybody's attention...I would just like to remind you all that I weigh in tonight at two hundred and forty-SIX pounds, and I hail from GREEN, BAY, WISCONSIN...

- Wisconsin? I thought you were from Germa-

- I am the Prosecuting Attorney in this trial, and I am MISTER Friday Night Turnabout, and I am...

- MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH....KAR-MAAAAAAAAA~!

- ....What in th-

- KAR-MAAAAAAA~
(I wonder if anybody will get that...)

~~~

- Dammit! This trial isn't looking good...At this rate, my client will be found guilty! I need something that'll turn this around...But what?!

- *Bursts into courtroom* We must use...The Healing Touch~!

(Daaaah-naaaah-nah-naaaaaaah)
YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POWAAAAAAAH
YEAH~!

*Healing Touch Get!*

- ....Whoa....*Waves hand in front of face* Everything's in like, slow-motion. Like that one dude from Jojo's.

- Yeah, I know. Pretty cool, huh?

- ....Waitasecond, how is this going to help my case?

- Uh, you see.....Well, erh....There's a good explanation to this...Um....

- This won't help at all, will it?

- NONSENSE! The Healing Touch helps EVERYTHING!

YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POWAAAAAAAH
YEAH~!

~~~

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...
Come on Max. The show's about to start. Is something wrong?
I can't perform without a glass of milk, sweeties!
I can help you with that! *starts crying*
What?!? He can cry milk?!?
FABULOUS!!! MILK!!! *drinks Acro's 'tears'*
That's disgusting...
It reminds me of the time I ma...
STOP IT!

My first attempt at something.
Edgey's alone time is too wrong for words!

---

A sequel to a very-old joke that people seemed to love.

: Excuse me, Mr Gant.

: How do you know my language?

: ...Anyways, I've brought some signs that you wanted. What's the reason?

: Well, I feel like increasing the security in my mansion so I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.

: *pointing to Warning: Enter At Your Own Risk! sign* Well, I might have exactly what you-

: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY"!

: Why would you-

: It's so people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out... In a body bag from anal injuries.

: ...

: Walk with me, Ms Skye. We must haste to my office!

: For what?

: Hello, Mr Gant.

: It's you! What is it that you want?

: I need to ask you a few question about the case.

: So you want to interview me...

: Try to interview a dead man! *jumps through a window*

: What the fuck!?

: Don't ask. *takes some stress pills*

Next day
: (Good thing Wrighto doesn't know that I'm a world-class acrobatic... Even though I jumped from a 30-store building.)

: Aha! It's you! Now, I mu-

: Wrighto... What's with the gun?

: I don't want to shoot you but I must get the answers to save Maya's life!

: Maya? Who's that?

: Nevermind... Just answer the-

: I should warn you, I have a tiny bullet-proof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my body. And if you hit it, I'll be unharmed and your plan will be foiled. You'll be the laughing stock of me...

: *puts up gun* Don't... Make... Me...

: *writes something on a note and gives it to Phoenix*

: ...What is this?

: The answer, the key to your victory, the truth that will set free that Maya... guy? Anyways, read it out loud!

: ...Thgirw Xineohp?

: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *disappears*

: *runs in* I saw the whole thing... What just happened to him?

: Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the fifth-dimension where he belongs.

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I wonder how you'd pronounce "Thgirw Xineohp" anyway...

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I think it is...

F-gir-oo (DON'T ASK) K-sin-Ohip

That good for you?

This thread is awseome!

*Contribute promise made*

Quick joke:

Q: Who is Homer Simpson's favorite PW character?

A: Go-D'OH!

Sweet play on words! I also fell out of my chair laughing...

You guys definitly FORGOT ME in these funnies! Lol, Im kidding! xD

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The Coffee Drinker's Society Lodge

All rise and recite the new oath. For those not familiar there's a sheet in front of you.
There is no energy, there is only caffeine. There is no sadness, only not enough coffee. There is no dark or light, there is only black or with cream. There is no life, there is only coffee.
OK, very good. First order, Lucasarts is sueing us but seeing as how we're almost all lawyers, we'll probably win. Now, our treasurer will discuss this month's funds.
Thank you, brother Godot. Now, this month we spent approximately $30000 on coffee. Now, this is a huge problem. We obviously aren't buying the best stuff if all we used was $30000 on it, so I took the liberty of ordering 200 bags of coffee beans grown in Columbia and stored in Antarctica. There may be a penguin or two in the bags, but we'll just donate them to the zoo.

--At the zoo--
Why am I still here? I told you, I'm not a penguin! And that man is not a duck!
Shut up! I'm getting more attention as a duck than I did a lawyer! I'm getting paid more too!

--Back at the lodge--
OK, that's good. Now, I'd like to bring up an e-mail sent to us from our rivals, the Tea House Club. *ahem*
We would like to call a truce and send one of our ambassadors over to talk about our current situation. We will call a truce during these negotiations, but if he is harmed, we'll step on all you're coffee beans while wearing really muddy old boots.
Signed,
Miles Edgeworth,
Tea Club president.
They're probably lying, those stuck-up little cheats.
Now, now brother. We mustn't jump to conclusions. I know Miles. He's not one to lie.
Grr... ok, fine. But if he makes one wrong move I'll blast him into next week!
Could it be two weeks? I've got a thing next week and I don't want him interrupting.
All in favor of blasting into two weeks?
Aye.
Well then It'll work. All we need is our negotiator.
I'll do it. I have some knowledge of tea from this one case where someone killed someone else using really sharp and hurtey tea leaves.
Sound good. OK, As of now, this meeting is over.

Tune in next time for the meeting, which will be shown on Turnabout News!
That's HOT!
You spilled coffee on you're chest. No duh it is.

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Phoenix's New Life.... At the circus.

remind me why I'm at the zoo
They want to tlak to you.
OK.
There you are! OK, procupine, get in the cage. We've had lots of new animals here.
But I'm not a porcu... *gets thrown into cage with other animals.
YOu got in here too?
Will? why are all you people here? They think I'm a porcupine
They think I'm a lion
they think I'm a monkey
They think I'm a dog.
You are a dog.
YOU BE QUIET!
She's the Zoo Keepe?
I said be uiet.
Oh.
THERE YOU ARE, PHOENIX!
I'm, dead.

WILL HE SURVIVE THE ZOO?

Find out next time on...

ZOO KEPPER Z!

You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Hey, it's MY club. I only made Godot the leader because he has a podium at his house.

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Note: I recommend that you understand what Channel Six: Turnabout News is before even bother reading this.

Chinese Infantry's house. 11:36am
(Chinese Infantry) : *walks to his bedroom in a robe with a martini*

: *on his bed naked* Hey honey. I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?-

(Chinese Infantry) : Hey! I have a better question for you... Why are you still here!? *beep*

: But-

(Chinese Infantry) : Hold it, they're calling me!

: Hello, this is Lana Skye of Chan-

(Chinese Infantry) : I know who you are, I have fantasies about you...

: We don't have time for this crap.

(Chinese Infantry) : Then why did you call me?

: We're investing a rape-ring and your friend and our boss Mr RevFirst chose you to join us.

(Chinese Infantry) : ...Okay. Why me?

: He said in his own words "that rape is sexual and Cee-eye's the guy for the job".

(Chinese Infantry) : ...

: ...

(Chinese Infantry) : ...I'll be there! ...there! ...there!

Inside the C6:TN van. 10:51pm
(Chinese Infantry) : So, why are we doing this again?

: Well, someone by the name of TSS ha-

(Chinese Infantry) : That bastard raped Waffleboy!

: ..."Waffleboy"?

(Chinese Infantry) : Nevermind. He's working with Damon Gant, Manfred von Karma and Redd White. Who's their next victim?

: ...I knew you're the right man for the job. To answer the question, we're not sure who they're gonna rape next but we predict the next kidnapping to happen outside this strip-club in around 30 minutes.

: Well it's almost time. Put on your headsets to hopefully hear what's happening outside.

: I can't hear a damn thing! *messes the controls*

: Godot, the power's not meant to go that high!

(Chinese Infantry) : (Damn yaoi fans! All they do is have these nasty OTP's and... Uh! It pisses me off! If only they didn't kick me out of their club, it would have been a different story for me.)

: ...

(Chinese Infantry) : (Oh God, they must have heard me... Oh God, I can hear me! La-la-la-la-la! Uh... I'm gangsta! Straight up ho's! Yee-yay!)

*someone walks out of the strip-club*

: Holy crap, let's check it out! It's... It's...

: This is just getting stupid.

(DarzieP) : *outside the strip-club and zips up his pants*

(RevFirst) : *driving slowly* Damn traffic light.

: Is that Mr RevFirst?

: Yeah, I think he's just buying some more guns... But isn't that Mr DarzieP's car?

(DarzieP) : *looks at me RevFirst* ...Motherfucker.

(RevFirst) : *purposely runs into DarzieP with the car* Heh, loser...

: *runs to DarzieP* Mr DarzieP! Are you alright!?

(DarzieP) : ...That bastard.

(RevFirst) : *still driving* Heh, loser...

(RevFirst) : Sholy hi-*crashes to a wall*

: Sholudn't we help out, partner?

: Hell no! This is like a Quentin Tarantino movie, he's such a fag.

(Chinese Infantry) : Meh, whatever. *goes to raid some lesbian bar*

??? : Are you okay, RevFirst?

(RevFirst) : Uh... How do you know my-

: Punch the key's for God's sake!

(RevFirst) : I-I killed you!

: Prepare for*shot*

(DarzieP) : *holding the gun* Damn, I missed.

(RevFirst) : So, you want to fight? Let's get it on! *brings out gun*

*Anime fight music*

(DarzieP) : AHHHHHH!

(RevFirst) : AHHHHHH!

(DarzieP) : AHHHHHH!

(RevFirst) : AHHHHHH!

(DarzieP) : What the- *unconscious*

: Son of a- *unconscious*

Location: ???. 6:18am
(RevFirst) : Where are we... *realised I'm he's tied to a chair* WTF!?

(DarzieP) : *also tied to a chair* This is all your fault!

(RevFirst) : My fault? You-



(RevFirst) : (...We're fucked. Literally.)

(DarzieP) : Stop! You're worse singers than myself!

: No matter, he'll be arriving here shortly.

(RevFirst) : Who?

: You'll see. Redd White, make DarzieP's nightmare come true.

: *straps ball-gags on RevFirst and DarzieP*

(DarzieP) : ...

(The Steel Samurai) : Hello people.

: It's him! *girls scream*

(The Steel Samurai) : You said you waited for me? Then how come they're all beat up?

: They did that to each other. They was fightin' when they came in. This one was gonna shoot that one.

(The Steel Samurai) : Bring out The Gimp.

: I think The Gimp's asleep.

(The Steel Samurai) : Well, I guess you'll just wake him up then, won't you?

: *opens a trap door in the floor* Wake up!

: ...

: Down!

: *gets down on his knees*

: Let me de-

(The Steel Samurai) : No, I will decide who you get to rape!

(RevFirst) (DarzieP) : ...

(The Steel Samurai) : Eenie, meany, miney, moe... Eenie is really the Meany yet still has the same last Miney and I don't even know where the Moe came from...

: Please decide, I'm getting crancky.

(The Steel Samurai) : It's the blond headed guy. Take him.

(DarzieP) : ...

(The Steel Samurai) : Gant and the rest of you will take care of him. The Gimp will keep a watch on The blue-capped guy in the lock room.

In the locked room. 7:06am
: ...

(RevFirst) : (Fuck! I'm alone in the room with this freak, I'm still all tied up, the door's locked and damn, I feel sorry for DarzieP.)

: *gets closer*

(RevFirst) : (Holy crap! I still have that RevThirst drink in my pocket.)

*Popeye theme music*

(RevFirst) : *grabs RevThirst, drinks it and break free* Now I have gratuitous amounts of energy! *kills The Gimp and tries to breaks through window* It's no use.

(RevFirst) : I must call for help. Wait a minute... I gave someone some high-tech watch for emergencies... Who was that person again? *calls from watch*

Outside Kurain Manor. 7:10am


: *beep* (Better act like my sis...) *closes trunk* Like, hello.

(RevFirst) : Ini? How random... I'm in a pickle here.

: More like a pickle found itself in you.

(RevFirst) : Nah, you're better off saying that to Darz- Hey! Do you know my situation!?

: Yeah! Like, Gant and some others want to have their way with you but I'll help you out!

(RevFirst) : Did... Did I just hear someone screaming?

: Uh... Like, she's having her period!

(RevFirst) : Oh, okay. See you then.

In TSS' office. 8:23am
(DarzieP) : ...

: *raping DarzieP* That's it... that's it boy, you're goin' fine. Oooooooh, just like that...that's good. Stay still... stay still goddamn ya'! Manfred goddammit, get over here and hold him!

: *next to RevFirst and sneaking behind Gant and the others with a katana*

(RevFirst) : Hey, battyboys!

: What the-

: *slashes them across the front till they're dead*

: Well, well, well. If it isn't-

(RevFirst) : *shoots him on the balls*

: *releases DarzieP*

(DarzieP) : You bastard! I was meant to do that to Gant!

(RevFirst) : Where's The Steel-

(The Steel Samurai) : You'll never catch me! *trips*

(RevFirst) : *shoots him on the balls* What now?

(DarzieP) : Just- Just a moment.

(The Steel Samurai) : *still on the floor* Ahh... My cajones...

(DarzieP) : Just- Just a moment.

: What?

(DarzieP) : Two things, Ini. Thanks for helping us out but now you know too much. You're fired and I don't want you telling anyone about what happened to me. This shit is between me, you, RevFirst who I'll be suing and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Steel Samurai here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you'll be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

(RevFirst) : ...You're cold.

(DarzieP) : I just got raped, you asshole! I want this ex-camera girl to get her ass out of here!

: ...

(DarzieP) : ...

: ...

(DarzieP) : *touches her left shoulder* I wan't you-

: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(DarzieP) : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Some hospital. 6:12pm
(DarzieP) : *on a hospital bed from having a katana stabbed on his crunk-filled liver* God... Damn... Her...

Some lesbian bar. Time: ???
: *french kissing*

(Chinese Infantry) : 8D

: *still french kissing*

(Chinese Infantry) : ...

: *...still french kissing*

(Chinese Infantry) : ...Ever got penetrated!? *kicked out*

(T3h_Waffleman) : *at the back* My God, this post must be as long as Orcaizer Al's... I think.

(Dee Vasquez) : What I want to know is why we didn't get much air-time at all.

(T3h_Waffleman) : So what? I'm just relieved to know The Steel Samurai and his gang got what they deserved.

(Some Guy) : WEGNHTAWTW! NEIN!

(Dee Vasquez) (T3h_Waffleman) : Shut the fuck up, you weirdo!



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(GF23) Woah... what did I do last night? I remember... Dee coming into my house... and doing something to my coffee... wait a minute... I bet she replaced it with TEA!!! OR DRUGS!!! MOST LIKLEY TEA!!! It's the only explanation as to why I have this weird pirate hat... and my coffee pot is filled with tea... ooooh she is going to pay! But... first I need some coffee.
*phone rings*
(GF23) Hello? This is GodotFan?
(CI) Woah, man. What the hell were you doing at that bar last night?
(GF23) Huh? What bar? Oh, right, the one with the... yeah. That wasn't me. I was here all day. Yeah.
(CI) Oh, ok. Well, uh... wait, how do I know you again?
(GF23) Um... Oh yeah! From the PW funnies page. I do the really crappy one about the lodge.
(CI) Oh, yeah. Without any sex in it.
(GD23) Yeah, that. OK you're getting boring so I'm hanging up before you try to charge me for this. K, thanks.

And that's why someone who looked like me was in that last comic. I guess...

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I'm just glad I didn't get raped.

tHIS fORUM'S AWESOME!

*on the phone with Phoenix* Wright, I just want to say that just because this case is close to me doesn't mean I'm going to back down.
Well, OK then. Heh, just don't go falsifying evidence!
*silence, but his lips are moving*
You... you're not going to, are you Miles? Miles? That's it, I'm calling for a mistrial!
NARRATOR: Don't let this happen to you. Switch to verizon wireless, proven by the leading independent researchers to have the fewest dropped calls of any network.
Also by me, the leading dependent researcher!
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Uramidn, what are you doing on the computer?
Oh, um... nothing...
Let me see that... DITECH?!?!?!
They're more reliable than a loan shark, and also more legal!
I LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Awesome!!!!
Phoenix Wright: Justice For All
Sweet!!!!!
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations
Nice!!!!!
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
...
NARRATOR: Life comes at you fast.
It's a good thing Capcom had Crappy Game insurance and GF23 had crappy comic insurance.
Nationwide is on you're side!
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Wow! You got another not guilty verdict! You must have a very high college education!
No, I flunked out of Kindergarten. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
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Help, I've fallen and I can't see my picture of Edgey-Poo!
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Well, that's my take on some PW versions of commercials. Someday I might just make this into a sprite comic!

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I say again, take time to get used to Apollo Justice. It WILL grow on you. Anyhoo...
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I win trials with my PASSIONATE HEART BURNING RED!
...
What? What is it?
You should take some antacid tablets for that heartburn.

Terrible joke I know, but I've thought of it ever since the first GS4 trailer!

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*Based on Boston Legal*


So Mia how was your weekend?


Last night I dreamt I had a threesome with Marvin.... And Marvin...


Wow you need to meet someone.


Yea...


*Walks in* Good morning ladies.


Ugh, good morning Marvin.


...


You dreamt we had sex last night.


0_0


How do you know that?


It's true? I say that to everyone!


*Speechless*


(Uncomfortable) *Walks out room*


Was I any good?


>_>

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CvkCZY-CFkY&mode=related&search=

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I like doing the ads so I'm going to do more.
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I have diabetus. I get my diabetus testing supplies from Liberty Mutral.
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Your honor, I think the suspect has been grilled enough for us to have a recess. The defense has a cheesy reason to continue, while mine is prime cut.
And what would that be?
(Zooms out to show an Arbys logo above his head) I'm Thinkin' Arby's!
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Heartburn?
Painful.
Zantac!
Trial!
Fast!
AFTER THE TRIAL
Better?
Completely!
Zantac's FAST!
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Hello mother, hello father.
Fleas, ticks, mosquitos, Really bother!
Thanks for the package, that's why I'm writing.
K-9 Advanticks quickly stops all the biting!
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Who's ready for smoked...
Sausage?
Look, it's Mister Engarde!
Don't come up short this grilling season. Buy Samurai dogs!
IT'S GOOD!
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Yeah, I had some vegetables that day! I had parsley!
(Throws gavel at Richard)
Narrator: Could've had a V-8!
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What are you doing, Mister Scruffy Detective?
I'm studying for a test!
Are you nervous?
Well, last time I didn't do so well. But now I have some extra help.
Narrator: Cheerios can help you lower you're cholesterol.

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*Looks at Rev's comic* Of all the people on this sight who enter the jokes using smilies, I was about the only one you didn't use. You hurt me Rev. But I will have my revenge. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're an idiot dude.
That I may be, but I have something that nobody can resist, that nobody but me can have.
Whatever. What is it.
The complete cartoon series of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Can I see it?
No.
You rat bast...Wait, which series?
The one that had princess Sally and all them.
YOU RAT BASTARD!
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I don't know if you like that Rev. I'm just saying.

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eliasbloodmoon, of course I love the Sonic cartoons!
...Well not Sonic Underground and Sonic X; they shouldn't have been made.

My posts were simply due to the fact I personally chat and make jokes with them (not GodotFan23, he's... uh). The reason I haven't included you, Orcaizer Al nor LySs yet is because I don't personally know your character's enough. My funnies are based off Channel Six:Turnabout News and their involvement. I'm not asking you to join but that's how I understood their characters more and exploit their waeknesses. I love it that way; makes some great humor.

My character's a complete asshole...
DarzieP's character's insane and unpredictable...
Chinese Infantry's character's a perv (Quagmire anyone?)...
T3h_Waffleman's character's a pushover...
Dee Vasquez' character's a sex-nut...
The Steel Samurai's character's violent and evil...

I promise to include you and the others in once I get some inspiration/ideas.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A PUSHOVER?! I OUGHTA....eh, whatever.


PS. You forgot spastic and quick to anger. =D

You forgot me altogether!!!

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...point is?

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There's no need to fear! Apollo Justice is here!

FOR SPARTA!

Oh come on aren't the 300 jokes getting old? Now if you'll excuse me I have to go. I got the role of being Kratos' side kick in God of War 3.