Favorite DD/AA quotes

Church Of Sumire · Post by **Church Of Sumire** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:07 am

"But the vastness of space shows us how insignificant we are in the scheme of things. The Darkness just goes on forever, and ever, and ever..."
-Solomon Sol Starbuck

Yash K. Productions · Post by **Yash K. Productions** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:13 am

"What?! Picking on the new kid? Not cool, Mr. Wright, not cool..."
-Apollo Justice, Turnabout Reclaimed

Alonso Swift · Post by **Alonso Swift** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:56 am

"Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me!"
-Athena Cykes, The Monstrous Turnabout

Just something about the fact that she quoted Pink Floyd lyrics is awesome! :draw:

Thane · Post by **Thane** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:48 am

"F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!"

- Phoenix Wright

No but seriously, it has to be Blackquill saying something along the lines of "fuck it, we'll be out on a stroll."

Church Of Sumire · Post by **Church Of Sumire** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:18 am

Thane wrote:No but seriously, it has to be Blackquill saying something along the lines of "fuck it, we'll be out on a stroll."

That would have been awesome. I never understood why they could just have them curse since it is a M rated game.

BonnyMono · Post by **BonnyMono** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:38 am

Fool Bright wrote:
Thane wrote:No but seriously, it has to be Blackquill saying something along the lines of "fuck it, we'll be out on a stroll."

That would have been awesome. I never understood why they could just have them curse since it is a M rated game.

It wouldn't feel like an AA game to just... cuss. Hell, I don't even know why how fitting someone just blurted out "YOLO" out of the blue.

Mr. C · Post by **Mr. C** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:11 pm

"I hope it's not a SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
- Apollo Justice, referring to Scuttlebutt in her box

Damarus · Post by **Damarus** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:23 pm

"Apollo, tie me up in a new pose! Wait, you're not into this sort of thing, are you?"

-Athena Cykes, Turnabout Academy

Thane · Post by **Thane** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:12 pm

Damarus wrote:"Apollo, tie me up in a new pose! Wait, you're not into this sort of thing, are you?"

-Athena Cykes, Turnabout Academy

If this had been an even more Japanese game (as in overusage of manga tropes), someone in court would've had a nosebleed.

As for the swearing thing, while Ace Attorney is not a game that should ever go overboard with cussing, it would've fit better if Blackquill had simply said "fuck it" when he left the courtroom.

Yash K. Productions · Post by **Yash K. Productions** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:46 pm

"Bloody hell! You duplicitous little-!"
-Simon Blackquill, The Monstrous Turnabout

Klonoahedgehog · Post by **Klonoahedgehog** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:24 pm

This isn't a quote from Dual destinies as i haven't played it yet but this quote is one of the best lines in the series.

"A breach!? Here? Bailiff! Get my steed, we must retreat at once!"
-The Judge, Trials and tribulations.

Mr. C · Post by **Mr. C** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:30 pm

Klonoahedgehog wrote:This isn't a quote from Dual destinies as i haven't played it yet but this quote is one of the best lines in the series.

"A breach!? Here? Bailiff! Get my steed, we must retreat at once!"
-The Judge, Trials and tribulations.

There's actually a similar quote involving a steed in DD!

Damarus · Post by **Damarus** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:48 pm

Cardiovore wrote:
Klonoahedgehog wrote:This isn't a quote from Dual destinies as i haven't played it yet but this quote is one of the best lines in the series.

"A breach!? Here? Bailiff! Get my steed, we must retreat at once!"
-The Judge, Trials and tribulations.

There's actually a similar quote involving a steed in DD!

"B-B-Bailiff! On your steed and after that witness!

The Judge, The Cosmic Turnabout

JesusMonroe · Post by **JesusMonroe** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:32 pm

"Objection! Objection! I object to Detective Fulbright's definition of Justice!"

Actually, that entire sequence where Blackquill first broke out of his shackles had me in tears

Thane · Post by **Thane** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:47 pm

JesusMonroe wrote:"Objection! Objection! I object to Detective Fulbright's definition of Justice!"

Actually, that entire sequence where Blackquill first broke out of his shackles had me in tears

I think that that scene captures the spirit of the Ace Attorney games perfectly.

BonnyMono · Post by **BonnyMono** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:41 pm

"Your duty to defend your "crying ant"? Don't you mean your "crying orca", Mr.Wright?

~~Judge, from Turnabout Reclaimed~~

Dialogue:

L'Belle: Ah ha ha ha! LOOKS like the joke's on YOU, my sweaty little friend!
Athena: Apollo! You mind if I wring his neck?!
Apollo: Wait in line, 'cause I'm going first!

~~The Monstrous Turnabout~~

Damarus · Post by **Damarus** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:58 pm

(Come back, my beautiful contradiction.)

-Phoenix Wright, not sure if from The Cosmic Turnabout or Turnabout for Tomorrow.

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:13 am

Apollo: Wait, are you crying?
Athena: I'm not cr-crying! There was something in my eye!
Apollo: (Um, they're called "tears"...)
-Apollo Justice & Athena Cykes, The Monstrous Turnabout, Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies (GS5)

WaitingforGodot · Post by **WaitingforGodot** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:23 am

Thane wrote:
JesusMonroe wrote:"Objection! Objection! I object to Detective Fulbright's definition of Justice!"

Actually, that entire sequence where Blackquill first broke out of his shackles had me in tears

I think that that scene captures the spirit of the Ace Attorney games perfectly.

Yes!

JesusMonroe · Post by **JesusMonroe** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:25 am

Thane wrote:
JesusMonroe wrote:"Objection! Objection! I object to Detective Fulbright's definition of Justice!"

Actually, that entire sequence where Blackquill first broke out of his shackles had me in tears

I think that that scene captures the spirit of the Ace Attorney games perfectly.

Agreed. I also like how it's complete chaos and then you just hear, "SILENCE!" and everybody (including the player) just shuts up and listens

plsontaesung · Post by **plsontaesung** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:24 am

"Where is my bottle of 'Adieu' so I can return the favor?"
- Apollo Justice, after got 'Bonjour' cologne sprayed by L'Belle.

I ROFL'd with that.

WaitingforGodot · Post by **WaitingforGodot** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:43 am

plsontaesung wrote:"Where is my bottle of 'Adieu' so I can return the favor?"
- Apollo Justice, after got 'Bonjour' cologne sprayed by L'Belle.

I ROFL'd with that.

Haha, I loved that one as well.

9mayasato9 · Post by **9mayasato9** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:30 pm

"Live your life and never give up... for the sake of those who are gone, as well!"
- Phoenix Wright, near the end of Turnabout Reclaimed.

JesusMonroe · Post by **JesusMonroe** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:57 pm

Damarus wrote:(Come back, my beautiful contradiction.)

-Phoenix Wright, not sure if from The Cosmic Turnabout or Turnabout for Tomorrow.

It's Turnabout Countdown after the last cross examination

Damarus · Post by **Damarus** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:34 am

JesusMonroe wrote:
Damarus wrote:(Come back, my beautiful contradiction.)

-Phoenix Wright, not sure if from The Cosmic Turnabout or Turnabout for Tomorrow.

It's Turnabout Countdown after the last cross examination

Yes, that's it! Thanks. :edgey:

9mayasato9 · Post by **9mayasato9** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:26 am

^Actually, I seem to recall it popping up in all three of those cases...

Yash K. Productions · Post by **Yash K. Productions** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:51 pm

5 quotes from Blackquill:
1: "Indeed, you are quite fair... fairly DESPERATE!!!"
2: "Balderdash."
3: "Stop your bleating this instant. You look an utter fool."
4: "...Fool Bright."
5: My signature.

Klonoahedgehog · Post by **Klonoahedgehog** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:03 pm

^ This exchange in the game.

Church Of Sumire · Post by **Church Of Sumire** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:57 pm

Klonoahedgehog wrote:
^ This exchange in the game.

I liked the references that they made in the game.

WaitingforGodot · Post by **WaitingforGodot** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:49 pm

GyakutenFanatic wrote:5 quotes from Blackquill:
1: "Indeed, you are quite fair... fairly DESPERATE!!!"
2: "Balderdash."
3: "Stop your bleating this instant. You look an utter fool."
4: "...Fool Bright."
5: My signature.

I adore his "balderdash" and such.

Going for Miles · Post by **Going for Miles** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:06 pm

Comedy-wise, Apollo made this game for me. His comments and inner monologue were great in AJ as well, but in terms of being funny he's stepped up a bit. And his facial expressions really sold it. Like the glorious "SNAAAAKE!", the bottle of "Adieu", pig latin, feeling leftout when Klavier and Athena are speaking German, "I'm going first" about wringing L'Belle's neck... Without any specific examples he had some great lines in Turnabout quiz as well. And of course, there's this baby:

Athena: Wait...you don't think this box is...
Myriam: Sss, sss, sss... Hands off!
Athena: I knew it. I'd know that voice anywhere.
Apollo: Let's just ignore it. I mean, it made its wishes loud and clear.

WaitingforGodot · Post by **WaitingforGodot** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:18 pm

GoingforMiles wrote:Comedy-wise, Apollo made this game for me. His comments and inner monologue were great in AJ as well, but in terms of being funny he's stepped up a bit. And his facial expressions really sold it. Like the glorious "SNAAAAKE!", the bottle of "Adieu", pig latin, feeling leftout when Klavier and Athena are speaking German, "I'm going first" about wringing L'Belle's neck... Without any specific examples he had some great lines in Turnabout quiz as well. And of course, there's this baby:

Athena: Wait...you don't think this box is...
Myriam: Sss, sss, sss... Hands off!
Athena: I knew it. I'd know that voice anywhere.
Apollo: Let's just ignore it. I mean, it made its wishes loud and clear.

Apollo is amazing in DD. I liked him in AJ, but now I absolutely adore him. I really appreciate his sense of humour.

When did he speak pig latin?

Going for Miles · Post by **Going for Miles** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:48 pm

WaitingforGodot wrote:
GoingforMiles wrote:Comedy-wise, Apollo made this game for me. His comments and inner monologue were great in AJ as well, but in terms of being funny he's stepped up a bit. And his facial expressions really sold it. Like the glorious "SNAAAAKE!", the bottle of "Adieu", pig latin, feeling leftout when Klavier and Athena are speaking German, "I'm going first" about wringing L'Belle's neck... Without any specific examples he had some great lines in Turnabout quiz as well. And of course, there's this baby:

Athena: Wait...you don't think this box is...
Myriam: Sss, sss, sss... Hands off!
Athena: I knew it. I'd know that voice anywhere.
Apollo: Let's just ignore it. I mean, it made its wishes loud and clear.

Apollo is amazing in DD. I liked him in AJ, but now I absolutely adore him. I really appreciate his sense of humour.

When did he speak pig latin?

I was (platonically) smitten by him by 4-2 already (examining everything in Wright Anything Agency just to hear his comment on the stuff) but he really has refined his jokes and sarcasm, despite still being a bit blunt. I really appreciate his occasional un-sense of humour.

In case 3 when Athena was about to say something she shouldn't (to Klavier?). Ayest to the nayest, Athena. No, I don't know, but it was something like that. :eh?:

WaitingforGodot · Post by **WaitingforGodot** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:51 pm

GoingforMiles wrote:I was (platonically) smitten by him by 4-2 already (examining everything in Wright Anything Agency just to hear his comment on the stuff) but he really has refined his jokes and sarcasm, despite still being a bit blunt. I really appreciate his occasional un-sense of humour.

In case 3 when Athena was about to say something she shouldn't (to Klavier?). Ayest to the nayest, Athena. No, I don't know, but it was something like that.

Hehe, I thought that as well, after posting my reply. He can be damn amusing, both intentionally and (on his part) unintentionally.

Ahest to the thankest! (I'm not fluent in pig latin, so there might have been some errors in that "sentence". I will enter a pig latin-course very soon.)

Edit: That "sentence", not "that sentence".

Going for Miles · Post by **Going for Miles** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:06 pm

Gotta love a deadpan snarker. :apollo:

Nemum problemum.

Yash K. Productions · Post by **Yash K. Productions** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:55 am

Blackquill's "self-reflective essay":

Spoiler:

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Church Of Sumire · Post by **Church Of Sumire** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:30 pm

Spoiler: DD Case 5

I died at that moment xD

Klonoahedgehog · Post by **Klonoahedgehog** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:51 pm

D.A. McCoy · Post by **D.A. McCoy** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:29 pm

There were tons in this game that I really liked, but one of the more subtle ones was in Turnabout Academy. I don't remember the exact quote, but Athena called Hugh O'Connor a "Hipster Doofus". Always fun to see Seinfeld references in media.

Yash K. Productions · Post by **Yash K. Productions** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:01 pm

Fool Bright wrote:
Spoiler: DD Case 5
Aura:her respect as a co-worker wasn't all that I wanted!
Judge:Hmm...then what did you want from her?
Wright:...Did you really just go there, Your honor!?

I died at that moment xD

That was barely shippable. Plus, you're still alive, so how could you have written this?