Yes, I'm a FredHead
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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Science: It's cuter than ever
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Deputy of Self-Esteem
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Science: It's cuter than ever
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Amusing as well as in-character and well thought-out. Wonderfully done. Thanks so much for taking the time to write this! ^.^

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Struck by a blunt objection
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: And have you seen his list of ten reasons to vote for him?!
: Hah! Even if you go by those alone, I would still win!
: See? For instance, he says he has 'old man's power'
: Now, for the first, I'm not only older, but I preserve my skin alot better than he ever did.
: You can't even see how much Botox he has sprayed into his face!
: And we all know that a fresh, but experienced, face is what wins the election. And Haggars is neither of those.
: And he even says that his nice hair is enough! What a laugh!
: Now...
: Can you look me into my eyes and honestly say that his hair is cooler than mine?
: ....
: Thought so.
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The Missing Link
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Struck by a blunt objection
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Gyakuten Homerun!!
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Legal Aid
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"There was never any evidence that linked Phoenix to stealing Miles Edgeworth's lunch money! The case was dropped because lack of decisive evidence."
Then again wasn't President John F Kennedy like 25 when he ran and won? It might be a point that we might want to watch out on being counter attacked on. I don't think there are too many bad things we can nail Phoenix on honestly.
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The candle has spoken!
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Author Not-Yet-Extraordinaire
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General PW Fan
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Mock Lawyer
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I'll reappear soon enough...patience...
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Mr. Gant, when it comes to the concept of gay marriage, where do you stand?
Well, I promote gay marriage.
Can you give us a reason why?
Well, just look at Wrighto and Worthy! Everyone knows they belong together!
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WOOHOO! VOTE GANT!
OBJECTION!
What about abortion, Mr. Gant?
I believe that abortion should be legal. Not only do I support a woman's right to choose, but it would mean that there would be much less idiots in the future.
(Finally, I won't have to bother with giving birth to useless kids with no spiritual powers.)
(Diego doesn't have to know about that one-night stand...)
(Phew, I'm off the hook!)
Except maybe Phoenix and Edgey.
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Struck by a blunt objection
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Gyakuten Homerun!!
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Legal Aid
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Mock Lawyer
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Gyakuten Homerun!!
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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Struck by a blunt objection
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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Mock Lawyer
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I'll reappear soon enough...patience...
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The Father of Death
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All is not as it appears.
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