Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction!

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:30 am

Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:Whoops, hit the submit button too soon. I meant to say if I don't tackle either of those for any reason, I could still take on a slew of one-shots sometime. Maybe even an update to the kink meme spectacular... but doesn't have to be exclusive to the kink meme. Any suggestions?

Ooh, I loved the Kink Meme Spectaculars.
I'll have a look around in a minute.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:40 am

This was my first time actually going on the Kink Meme. *insert virginity joke here*
So err... It's only a few sentences long, but it should work perfectly, right?
https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/340 ... cmt8404809

And I'm going to go wash myself in holy water as well to get the image of those two doing it out of my mind...

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:44 am

Oliver wrote:This was my first time actually going on the Kink Meme. *insert virginity joke here*
So err... It's only a few sentences long, but it should work perfectly, right?
https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/340 ... cmt8404809

And I'm going to go wash myself in holy water as well to get the image of those two doing it out of my mind...

This is all I can think of. I got it off one of the earlier parts of the PWKM:

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:48 am

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Oliver wrote:This was my first time actually going on the Kink Meme. *insert virginity joke here*
So err... It's only a few sentences long, but it should work perfectly, right?
https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/340 ... cmt8404809

And I'm going to go wash myself in holy water as well to get the image of those two doing it out of my mind...
This is all I can think of. I got it off one of the earlier parts of the PWKM:

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Fuck holy water, I'll need to dive into lava to clean myself of it.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:55 am

Those are some of the most erected man-boobs I have seen in a long time. It's almost pornographic... except not quite.

Yes, perhaps another kink meme spectacular is what this theater needs...

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:59 am

I started something beautiful, didn't I?

Speaking of perky man-tiddie:

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:03 am

Huh, maybe we SHOULD bring in Grossberg into one of these sporkings some day... And maybe Godot because that would be priceless to see Godot mess around with his former boss.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:05 am

I second this motion.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:41 am

____ lemons _____ ___ ___ _________

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:35 pm

Hey, so I'm thinking I might drop the Gantanic (mostly because I think my views on gender theory are getting into the sporking and I'm worried I might cause arguments) but I think I'll try my hand "phoenix wright ace christian". I think someone put the link on here already but I forgot who.

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:14 pm

@Airey, Rubia and anyone else: If we're going to do another kink meme special, then I request Edgeworth see this fic please (It involves Oldbag and fan fiction): http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3082 ... cmt6846218

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:24 pm

cuteyounggirlplus wrote:@Airey, Rubia and anyone else: If we're going to do another kink meme special, then I request Edgeworth see this fic please (It involves Oldbag and fan fiction): http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3082 ... cmt6846218

I had to borrow emotes from another forum to express my reaction to that fic...

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:27 pm

cuteyounggirlplus wrote:@Airey, Rubia and anyone else: If we're going to do another kink meme special, then I request Edgeworth see this fic please (It involves Oldbag and fan fiction): http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3082 ... cmt6846218

I find it cute.

Actually, on that thought, maybe if we can find other meta fanfiction, we could make a theme out of this special.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:32 pm

There were those "Larry writes a Wrightworth fanfic" and "Edgeworth edits a Wrightworth fanfic Phoenix wrote" fics I recced a while ago...

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:53 pm

I found another meta kink meme fic. It's called "Stick to the Balls".

Spoiler:

Here's the link. http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3082 ... 4#comments

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:59 pm

Geez, Apollo really is a demon in that one.

Edit: I don't get why they described Shu Takumi as balding.

Pessimistic_Fool · Post by **Pessimistic_Fool** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:37 pm

Probably because he is. Either that, or he has a really high forehead. ;)

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:40 pm

I dunno, I don't think he looks balding enough to employ it as a descriptor...

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:31 pm

More Metafiction from the Kink Meme:

Spoiler:

Skittlemask · Post by **Skittlemask** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:51 pm

Takumi has too much hair to classify as balding, give him a few years though and then he might.

That fic with Franziska reading Narumitsu fanfiction was significantly less funny than I thought it was going to be. And before I forget, I might also try my hand at a chapter or two of Hellspawn, but it'll have to be in November since this month is deffinetly out of the question.

And now, some fics.

Phoenix searches for the author of Maya's favorite Steel Samurai fanfic. Take a guess. Also they're so committed that they write the fics by hand in wingdings.

Since halloween is coming up, an AU where von Karma is a vampire. Written by the same person who did Word of the Day. They also wrote another halloween fic where Edgeworth mistakes Gumshoe's apartment building number and ends up knocking on a door where the ladies think he's the male stripper they hired.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:58 pm

Skittlemask wrote:Edgeworth mistakes Gumshoe's apartment building number and ends up knocking on a door where the ladies think he's the male stripper they hired.

The most Halloween of Halloween fics, clearly.
Halloween takeover

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:00 am

I come to this thread to procrastinate on the fic I'm writing for Halloween, and this is what I'm met with?

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:05 am

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:I come to this thread to procrastinate on the fic I'm writing for Halloween, and this is what I'm met with?

Yes.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:12 am

Oliver wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:I come to this thread to procrastinate on the fic I'm writing for Halloween, and this is what I'm met with?
Yes.

...that's just as well. It's already the seventeenth, I'm at the beginning of chapter six, and I'm only halfway through the plot...
~~Although if I stopped making aesthetic edits for Tumblr and actually worked on the fic, I could probably finish it in time.~~

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:15 am

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Oliver wrote:
AireyVerkhovensky wrote:I come to this thread to procrastinate on the fic I'm writing for Halloween, and this is what I'm met with?
Yes.
...that's just as well. It's already the seventeenth, I'm at the beginning of chapter six, and I'm only halfway through the plot...
~~Although if I stopped making aesthetic edits for Tumblr and actually worked on the fic, I could probably finish it in time.~~

~~Yeah, but that would be working. Boooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!~~

Meliorism · Post by **Meliorism** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:27 am

After about two days of reading through all of these sporks, I have decided to create an account here just to be able to reply on this topic. I have to say, you guys have done hilarious things with these stories, and I would love to contribute.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:29 am

Meliorism wrote:After about two days of reading through all of these sporks, I have decided to create an account here just to be able to reply on this topic. I have to say, you guys have done hilarious things with these stories, and I would love to contribute.

That'd be awesome.
You can't do worse than my first few sporks... *gags*

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:31 am

Yessss new sporkers. Welcome to the "only posts on the sporking thread" club... for now.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:39 am

AireyVerkhovensky wrote:Yessss new sporkers. Welcome to the "only posts on the sporking thread" club... for now.

That's what I came to the forums to do and... Look at me now!

Meliorism · Post by **Meliorism** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:53 am

Oliver wrote: You can't do worse than my first few sporks... *gags*

Is that a dare?

Jk; I'd like to think I'm overly nitpicky, so inbetween my bouts of procrastination it'll probably take me a long time to post any sporks at all.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:55 am

Meliorism wrote:
Oliver wrote: You can't do worse than my first few sporks... *gags*
Is that a dare?

Jk; I'd like to think I'm overly nitpicky, so inbetween my bouts of procrastination it'll probably take me a long time to post any sporks at all.

Have you seen the turd I called a sporking? Oh god... And I thought I did good... *vomits at the thought of his sporking*
Aren't we all overly nitpicky to be doing these at all?

Meliorism · Post by **Meliorism** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:57 am

I kinda want to do the Cykes in Time fanfiction,( https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11068425/1/A-Cykes-in-Time), but the problem is that for the first quarter of the fic or so, there's nothing really wrong with it. It's actually too good; there's a bunch of interesting plot points and the characters are well characterized.
The only thing that might bug the sporkers is that, later in the fic, there's an inexplicable romance between time-traveler Athena and post-Dahlia-trial Phoenix.
It's so inexplicable that fic!Athena has no real clue why she keeps agreeing to go on dates with him.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:59 am

Meliorism wrote:I kinda want to do the Cykes in Time fanfiction,( https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11068425/1/A-Cykes-in-Time), but the problem is that for the first quarter of the fic or so, there's nothing really wrong with it. It's actually too good; there's a bunch of interesting plot points and the characters are well characterized.
The only thing that might bug the sporkers is that, later in the fic, there's an inexplicable romance between time-traveler Athena and post-Dahlia-trial Phoenix.
It's so inexplicable that fic!Athena has no real clue why she keeps agreeing to go on dates with him.

I mainly put it here because I thought it might be fun seeing some sporkers reacting to time travel. (Again with some of them)

Meliorism · Post by **Meliorism** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:12 am

Oliver wrote:I mainly put it here because I thought it might be fun seeing some sporkers reacting to time travel. (Again with some of them)

But it's not really stupid time travel, it just happens, and is never really brought up in a significant fashion again. Aside from the part where

Spoiler:

At least to me, the time traveling wasn't as important as what she was/wasn't doing.

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:17 am

Meliorism wrote:
Oliver wrote:I mainly put it here because I thought it might be fun seeing some sporkers reacting to time travel. (Again with some of them)
But it's not really stupid time travel, it just happens, and is never really brought up in a significant fashion again. Aside from the part where
Spoiler:
she could be destroying the universe and or erasing herself from existence. I'm not sure I remember right.
At least to me, the time traveling wasn't as important as what she was/wasn't doing.

Ah, I see.

Bramimond · Post by **Bramimond** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:34 pm

I guess no fic is really safe from sporking. Gee, it kinda scares me to write fanfiction

cuteyounggirlplus · Post by **cuteyounggirlplus** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:39 pm

@Bramimond How's the sporking for Ace Attorney: Awakening going?

Bramimond · Post by **Bramimond** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:20 pm

It's going. But I had to put it on hold because I've been writing like hell for this OC contest. And well, I have this bad habit of nitpicking over every little thing I write so it's going to take while

but even then it's probably not even going to be good.

AireyVerkhovensky · Post by **AireyVerkhovensky** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:22 pm

Well, I'm certainly looking forward to it.

Rubia Ryu the Royal · Post by **Rubia Ryu the Royal** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:34 pm

I'll help myself to some of these metafiction, thanks! I'll leave it as a surprise as to which ones I'll take... but that Shu Takumi one is definitely among them. And if Airey's got the Halloween-themed sporking ready, I'll see if I can prepare a Thanksgiving one~ After all, we have to give thanks to fanfiction for being so sporkable.

@Meliorism Welcome to the Sporking Theater. If you're planning to take A Cykes in Time, feel free to skip what you need if you can't find a matching joke.

@Bramimond Actually, writing fanfiction to be sporked is an honor. I'm still waiting on one of mine being sporked, since I already sporked one of Airey's.