Hey, I got an idea! I'll do a movie!


...

I see we have a few haters. OK, Let's try...

You're just gonna cast me as Leia.

Yeah, and that wouldn't get us very far. How about...

You saw that?

Nah, now I'm just trying to shoot off movies. Oh! I got it!

NOOOO!!!! I'm scared of the raptors! I-I mean, you're no Speilburg.

You're probably right. How about...

NO! I don't wanna cry! That movie always makes me cry!

Hm... then maybe

You're just taunting me now, aren't you?

Yeah. But on the subject of CGI...

The only people who could play Buzz would be me and Oldbag. And I don't wanna be Buzz.

*sigh* You know what? I give up. Screw the movie.

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^

I LOL'ed. XD

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Yeah, like how I incorperated you into that?

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Kinda. *nod*

off topic: I saw "I now pronounce you Chuck + Larry" the other day.... It was.. uh.. interesting, to say, at least. heh heh. O.o

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Mori....something has to be done about your custom smilie....

What? Is it too sexy, not sexy enough?

It's not that, it's just that THE CANVAS IS TOO BIG.

So?

It has to be fixed! MIND FUCK!

...What just happened?

Now you're smilie isn't off center. Now, we will continue where GodotFan23 left off...



NEXT!

WHAT? What do you mean next? I think that gay lawyers would make an awesome movie. Maybe do some good Phoenix/Edgeworth....

Actually, it was more along the lines of Sal/Grossberg...

NEXT!



Which one?

The third one...

NEXT!



Too easy. NEXT!



UWE BOLL MOVIE! THE HORROR! *Leaps into CI's arms, shuddering*

...you wrote that last line, didn't you.

I wrote this whole entire thing. NEXT!



That's not even a movie.

Well, it should be.

What, and have it become more cheesy than...Wisconsin?

Point, even if your pun did suck. NEXT!



THAT'S SOUND LIKE THE KIND OF MOVIE I WANT TO STAR IN.

NEXT!



Oooh, John Travolta is soo dreamy!

You would think that...

Have you even seen that?

No?

NEXT!



It's perfect!

It's unbelievable

It's a miracle

It's a TV Dinner

It's NEXT!

It could change the...

NEXT!



Mori, did you just kiss the back of my neck?

No, that was Ema!

No, her head is currently buried in my chest.

I didn't do it!

Whatever. Wait, what movie is this. I dunno...NEXT!

(One of these days, you'll be begging to pull my milk dud you sexy pony...)

No I won't. By the way, I'm not a pony.

(Shit, forgot the author can hear my thoughts...)



*Shudders harder*

*Holds Ema harder* didn't GodotFan23 already suggest this one?

No, he suggested No. 1.

Either way...NEXT!



Just replace Beer with Coffee and I think we have a winner.

But what about...

Tune in next century for Coffee Fest: The Phoenix Wright version of Beer Fest! But first...



I love you, Maya!

I love you too, Phoenix!



Aww...

Phoenix/Edgeworth is better...

Shut up and let the fanboy squee...

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(GF23) What's this? A letter? That's odd... how does CI know my address?

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Dear GodotFan,

I think you'll be pleased to hear we're making a Coffee Fest movie! You'll be even more pleased to hear we want you to star in it! There's no pay but you get to chug loads of coffee! Uh... what should I write on the rest of this? Well, you can draw on the rest.

Your Friend,
Chinese Infantry.

P.S. Quit buying tanks and putting them on my credit card!
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Well, that's an offer I just can't refuse! I'll do it! ...And now to draw a giant monster on the paper!

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Stupid... Idea..Sense....Tingling......

Coming soon.....

and in

Rush hobjection.

*Darzie punches MvA*

Oww....

Awsome get out of here. Your not funny.

Do your worst. I'm not leaving

OH YEAH? Release the Fuckhounds.

NOT THE FUCKHOUNDS!!!!

*Like a bark* RAPE RAPE RAPE! RAPE RAPE RAPE!

*Runs away to the BBC Coffee bar.*

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Quick note: Don't know what Metal Gear Solid is? Best not bother reading this post then.

(RevFirst) : *walks to my his office*

: *aims gun* Stop right there...

(RevFirst) : Oh great, what is it now Solid Snake?

: Don't play dumb. Isn't it noticible that Court Records is starting to get lamer?

(RevFirst) : ...What?

: People are taking themselves seriously now, starting with what happened to the yaoi/yuri war.

(RevFirst) : Stop living in the past, that happened long ago.

: From the supporters of each side, the amount of 'smug' is increasing even today. Somewhere in New Mexico, there's an abandoned warehouse with drums-and-drums of 'smug' and it's not even contained so well.

(RevFirst) : You know I wasn't part of that. I'm not into that sh-

: But you personally know who are involved. It wouldn't be a surprise if they're the ones who caused the conflict; producing the smug and think it will go away.

(RevFirst) : You so crazy.

: *moves gun towards RevFirst* A U.S. General by the name of GodotFan23 has stolen the resources from an unknown fund and tried to protect the 'smug' with a super war-machine.

(RevFirst) : ...The Metal Gear Pepsi. *shows design*


Art by luckettx

: So you do know. Anything else I need to know about before we end this little conversation?

(RevFirst) : No problemo numbnuts. The design was by The Steel Samurai before he died from cellular degeneration since he's a clone and all.

: ;_; Don't remind me.

(RevFirst) : Sorry. Anyways, the two living commanding officers are Chinese Infantry of Yuri and Morinozuka Takashi of Yaoi. They obviously despise eachother and are after the Metal Gear Pepsi to get a upper hand in battle.

: Thanks for the info.

*alarm goes off*

: What the-

(RevFirst) : Someone's using the Metal Gear Pepsi! On of the commanding officers must be using it! *gives a card* This is a Level 7 card, it'll open the door to where the Metal Gear Pepsi is.

Later
: *aims gun to the Metal Gear Pepsi* Show your self!

(eliasbloodmoon) : You will never stop me dude!

: Who the Hell are you!?

(eliasbloodmoon) : It doesn't matter anymore! RevFirst won't let me be in his funnies!

: That's the dumbest-

BEEP! BEEP!

: Goddamn it! Not now! *opens codec*

(DarzieP) : Hello Snake, it's been a while.

: ...Do I hear helicopter?

(DarzieP) : Nah, it's my stomach.

: Hungry for worms?

(DarzieP) : No, hungry for crunk!

: Sorry DarzieP but... You killed it. You destroyed the joke.

(GodotFan23) : That's what I've be-*strangled by RevFirst*

(DarzieP) : Thanks. Snake, the only way to destroy this very Metal Gear is to chuck the two commanding officers into the machines's back-slots. They're the keys to self-destructing it.

: That... That's insane.

(DarzieP) : ...We need to hang out more.

: Likewise. *closes codec*

Later

(eliasbloodmoon) : *asleep on the Metal Gear Pepsi*

: *dragging Chinese Infantry and Morinozuka Takashi*

(Chinese Infantry) : Yo. Yo. Dawg. Off da hook!

(Morinozuka Takashi) : ...*nods*

: ...It would have helped if RevFirst didn't godmod them, they're acting like a couple of weirdos.

(eliasbloodmoon) : *wakes up* Solid Snake! Prepare to die... my brother!

: Brother?

(eliasbloodmoon) : ...I tried something a little different from Star Wars, give me a break dude.

: *chucks Chinese Infantry and Morinozuka Takashi in the Metal Gear slots*

(eliasbloodmoon) : ...You son of a-



At some bar.
(RevFirst) : Great job. Without them two, the same-sex hentai debate can go back to Hell.

(DarzieP) : Wish in my craw*continues bullshit*

: RevFirst... This is easily one of the worst funnies you've ever made.

(RevFirst) : You think I don't know that? I wanted to test my serious storywriting but making PW fanfiction isn't for me.

(DarzieP) : What you talking 'bout Willis?

(RevFirst) : Let's face it, I suck. *leaves*

(T3h Waffleman) : *runs in* You bastard! You forgot me again! I'll have the honors then. THE END!

What the...

Coffee Fest?! COFFEE FEST!?? DON'T YOU ALL KNOW THAT FRAPPUCCINOS ARE WAY MORE SUPERIOR THAN COFFEE!??

(CI) But aren't frappuccinos basically just frozen cappuccinos? Cappuccinos being a type of coff-

BLASPHEMY!! FRAPPUCCINOS ARE BETTER TASTING THAN COFFEE!!

(CI)....right. Anyway, I thought you were killed in your last funny?

Oh that? Well that is a mystery isn't it? Now what did happen....
Oh yeah! This guy told me if I was ever stuck in a situation like this that I should let them run after me until I lure them into this secret place in the woods where they would get trapped.

(CI) Really? And who would this guy be?

Hmmm...I forgot his name. Some old guy with lightning bolt-shaped hair that wore an orange suit.

(CI)....

....

Oh crap, what have I done?!

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(T3h_Waffleman) I'll just bide my time. I'll be a star someday...A STAR!

Wow....That was....interesting....Well, I did get in Metal Gear Pepsi, so I'm not complaining.
Rev actually used you in a joke? This could be more contraversial then when the guys at Nintendo got the Dereks mixed up.
...Damn...I gonna have to leave this body for the next joke aren't I?
A'yup.
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(not me) Why does this car have the steering wheel in the center of the dashboard? And why am I wearing a suit? And WTF is up with your hair, driver? It looks like a pompadure went through a tornado.
EBA Agent J: Jeez! Why is that the first thing everybody says when they see me. I've known you for a long time Derek, and I've told you, it involves a curling iron and a lot of gel.
Agent Morris: Yeah, Derek. Anyways, are you ready to dance?
I don't dance.
J: What do you mean? You dance all the time. It's your job. And, we're dancing to your favorite song for today's mission.
And what do you think my favorite song is.
Morris: Material Girl.
I f***ing hate that song!
----meanwhile----
EBA Agent Derek: Um.....So I'm supposed to cut this guy open?
Angie: Of course. You do this all the time. I think it's kinda your gift, because we all know you can't dance.
Derek: What do you mean? I can dance!
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(Me) Well, that sucked didn't it...Stupid funnies block....

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(T3h_Waffleman) IT'S RANDOM FACT TIME!

RANDOM FACT TIME!

(T3h_Waffleman) Did you know that in Japan, Tails was a girl? America didn't like a naked girl, though, so they made him a boy. Now we have yaoi of them. Thanks a fuckin' lot, Sega.

If you guess what this is off you get a cookie
_________________________________________________________
That expensive school you go to is too expensive all of us have taken part-time jobs.
Oh really that makes me sad.
I sell buttscrachers
__________________________________________________________

BUTTSCRACHER!
HEY BUTTSCRACHER!
YAY BUTTSCRACTER!
__________________________________________________________

YEAH AND ME AND MOM ARE PROSITUTES
__________________________________________________________

Maya and mia are on a street corner

I'll take the Hot one
Well then Maya like every day of the last week see you at 10
__________________________________________________________

And I follow fat people with a tuba
___________________________________________________________


I'm walking
I'm singing
I'm walking
I'm singing
I'm walking
I'm singing
*with tuba*
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
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It sounds like Family Guy.

Yay you guessed right heres your cookie *gives cookie*

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Hm. I wonder what's on?

TV: We now return to SHARK WEEK.

Uh... I'll just see what's on the history channel.

TV: You're watching 100 Years of Stabbings in the Home

*gulp* ...I'll just see what's on Crime TV. I hope it's CSI!

TV: ...Which proves the Texas Chainsaw Massacre happened... and the killer is still on the loose!

*shivers* How about Fox News?

TV: OH NOES! IRAK HAS TEH BOMBZ!!!!1!!!!!11!1!1!!! OH, NO DEY DONT. OH NOES! KOREA HAS TEH BOMBZ!!!!! 4 REALZ DIS T1ME!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!1

I'll just watch some infomercials.

TV: Shelly de Killer may be hiding in YOUR house. Find out how you can get him out.

Animal... P-Planet?

TV: AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FISH!!!!!!

...I'll just watch a movie.

TV: -Park. Viewer discretion is advised.

RAAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

(CI) There, there. I'll protect you from the raptors. *hugs Ema*

TV: We'll be back after this message from Bridget.

(CI) OH, MIND FUCK!!!!

Heheh, there, there. I'll protect you from him her.

(CI) *sniff* Can I rap, too?

Don't push it.

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: I´m gonna watch TV now.
: Wait!
: WHAAAA!!!
: You have to go to buy us food.
: Okay. I´ll go.
: Thanks, Nick!
: Wait!
: WHAAA!!!
: You forgot your shopping list.
: Okay...

: Think I should get a new assistant...

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Let me explain to you why I suck as a defense attourney.

Lets say I go into the courtroom, lets say the Judge is even partly beleives he's innocent. Well I get all exited,. I'm like Regina, the circus girl with a pretty new pet. The Pet is my case. Oh my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I Massage it. I love my little Naughty pet, Your Naughty. Then I take my Naughty Pet and I go WSSH- SODSH-WSSH OOOOOOHHHHH....

I KILLED IT. I KILLED MY CASE!!!

that's when I blow it.

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Chinese Infantry presents (in association with Channel Six: Turnabout News):



We now have a live interview with Chinese Infantry, bitch! Recently, he started a band called "C-12" with RevFirst, DarzieP, T3h_Waffleman, The Steel Samurai and Morinozuka Takashi. You've been under fire since your success, some people believe that you are a sell out. What do you have to say to that, bitch?

I don't know dude.
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude.
And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude.
And they need to take it up with me after the show,
Because...

These chicks don't even know the name of my band!
But they're all over me like they wanna hold hands!
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man!
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies? my name's Infantry
I'm the lead singer of C-12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my God it's him!"
"Becky oh my fucking god it's really him!!!"
"I swear to fucking God dude you fucking rock!"
"Please, won't you please let me suck your cock!"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday RevFirst tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him that Ema Skye is my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because...

These chicks don't even know the name of my band!
But they're all over me like they wanna hold hands!
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man!
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!

My band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my baaaaaaaaannd!

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Waffleman (oh I thought you were Kyouya)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!
Cause my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back

Look at C little punk ass thinking he the shit

Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

No I had an interview, not you two

You gon be late for soundcheck

Man I ain't going to soundcheck

And our mics are screwed up

and his always sound best! You know what man, I'm a say something.

Hey yo C!

You got somethin to say?!

Man nothing

I thought you bout to tell him off, man, what's up?

Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew

Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear

Aww man whatever

I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band!
But they're all over me like they wanna hold hands!
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man!
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!

My band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my band! my baaaaaaaaannd!

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks
I'm gon let the world know that Steel is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts

Hey yo it's..

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear

Hey dude I love your band!

We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys acting funny every area code

Steel carry my bag

bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!

God damn it, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till DarzieP - slipped me some crack
'PxM' video I was in the back
'O.T.P.' video I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Corey! ask us the questions
Like who's C-12? how we get started?

But what about CI?

Bitch are you retarded?!
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!)
Lotta told me to do situps to get buff
Did two and a half and then couldn't get up
Fuck C-12! I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

Man fuck this!

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Corey!)
'cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yea)
All because I'm the new singe...... (Hahahah)

My Band! My Band!

My band

My Band!

my band

My Band!

our band
My Band!

your band
My Band!

our band

My Band!

Roxanne

My Band!

Shauntan

My Baaaaaaaaaaaand!

Loves meeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeah! The hottest boy band in the world - C-12!

I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single it's called 'My Salsa'
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa

*RevFirst, DarzieP, Waffleman, Steel Samurai, Mori, Godot and everyone else leaves*

Where'd everybody go?

C-12 (D-12) Roster:
Chinese Infantry (Eminem)
T3h_Waffleman (Swift)
RevFirst (Kuniva)
DarzieP (Kon Artis)
The Steel Samurai (Proof)
Morinozuka Takashi (Bizarre)

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

This post, in particular, was a tasteless rape joke. Again, I am sorry.

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Okay, since my biggest hit was PW cast singing Grease songs, I'm gonna try that with other musical songs. Any suggestions?
How about Hairspray?
Great....but we don't have any black characters....I'll just say Oldbag, Franny, and Edgy are black. I'll do You Can't Stop the Beat and Without Love.
Do RENT.
I'll go steal it from my cousin and watch it and see if I like it.
Maybe Phantom of the Opera?
That...Would...Be...Awsome....
How about High School Musical?
..........
Well?
I, personally, am a fan of HSM, buuuuut....I don't want to get killed by other people on this site.
You suck.
Anyways....PLACES EVERYBODY!
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*Is in Maya's bedroom*
*Is locked in a fallout shelter under Ema's house*
*Is tied to her bed by a jump rope*
*Is trying to untie her, buts pulls out a knife and starts slicing the rope*
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Once I was a selfish fool who never understood. Never looked inside myself, but on the outside, I looked good! *Looks in mirror and slicks his hair* Then we met and you made me, the man I am today. *Picks up a picture of Maya* Maya I'm in love with you, no matter what you way 'cause
w/ 's picture: Without love
Life is like the seasons with no summer.
w/ 's picture: Without love
Life is rock and roll without a drummer. Maya
w/ 's picture: I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be Without Looooooooooove.
Maya never set me free.
w/ No, I ain't lyin'. Never set me free. No, no, no!!
Living in the ghetto, black is everywhere you go. Who'd of thought I'd love a girl who's skin was white as winter's snow? *cuts through rope
In my ivory tower, life was just a hostess snack. But now I've tasted chocolate, and I'm never going back. *They kiss*
& 'cause without love
Life is like a beat that you can't follow.
& without love
Life is Doris Day at the Apollo (lol Apollo)
& Darling, I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be
Without looooooooooove
So darling never set me free no
& I'm yours forever. Never set me free. No, no, no!!
If I'm left without my baby doll I don't know what I'd do.
Link I've got to break out so I can get my hands on you.
*Sitting in a car* Girl, if I can't touch you then I'm gonna lose control.
*under a blanket in car* Seaweed you're my black white night. I've found my blue eyed soul.
Sweet freedom is out goal!
Maya, I wanna kiss ya!
*Hiding in the trunk of car* Let me out at the next toll!
Without love
Life is like a prom that won't invite us.
Without love
It's like getting my big break and Laryngitis.
'Cause without love
Life's a 45 when you can't buy it.
Without love
Life is like my mother on a diet.
Like a week that's only mondays. Only icecream, never sundaes. Like a circle with no center. Like a door marked "do not enter"! Darling, I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be...Without loooooooooove.
& Yes now you've captured me. Without Loooooooooove.
w/ I surrender happily. Without looooooooooove.
Oh Edgeworth never set me free.

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: I was ma...
:WE F**kING KNOW!!!
:...
:...
Now what?
:MII-CHAN!!!
:GAH! OLDBAG, STALKER STALKER!!!! *hides behind wright*
:of for the love of...
:hey, wait a sec, WTF are you doing here
:They had to add me to the joke to extend this pointless small talk to legethen so the write WHO CAN'T SPELL blah blah blah blah blag blahfdgrgrgrgrhehtrehtehththhththrh

&:edgeworth:: *both commited suicide out of boredom*

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edit: I know...bad

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For some reason, Phoenix buys an assassination droid!

Statement: Steel Samurai is ready to serve, master.

You don't need to call me Master, you know.

Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.

But I'm NOT your master!

Query: Did you not legally purchase me? Shall I turn myself in to the authorities for being a stolen good?

Woah, woah, slow down there! Yes, I did buy you legally but-

Explaination: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master.

What legal requirements do you mean?

Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.

I don't think 'killee' is a word.

Expletive: Damn it, master, I'm an assassination droid... not a dictionary!

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His name is God.

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Hey Noah, you're a von Karma, right?

That I am!

Do you have some kind of weapon like your predecessors do?

...

Well, I have this really big stick I like to hit people with!

Oh.

Wait, WHAT!

WHACGK!!!

Oops, I meant

WHACK!!!!!

...That was fun!

See why we like doing it?

Welcome to the club!

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Major Kudos to eveyrone who made these, I was LOL the entire time reading through them.. now I will give it my shot.. though it isn't original and bummed off of one of my videos >_>

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Do you like Waffles?

Yea we like waffles!

DO you like Pancakes!

Yea we like pancakes!

Do you like French Toast!

Yea we like French Toast!

Do do do do! Can't wait to get a mouth full!

Da do, do do do do do di do do do do WAFFLE!!!

+

WAFFLE!

Do do do! Cant wait to get a mouth full!

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The video is better......

.. yea I know..... u_u

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WOO awsome yet slightly scary Song alart...(based on JFA case 4)

Nick has come to Town
come to save the Princess Maya
Engrade Took her away
Now the Children don't Play
But they will when Nick saves the day

HALLULULAH!
Now Nick fill up you hearts
So you can shoot your sword with power
And when your feeling all down the Fairy will come around

*Edgeworth appears in a too-too*
:oh you've got to be kidding
So you'll be brave and not a siisy coward

*do do do do doo do doooo*

Now Nick has saved the day
put Engarde to his Grave
So that Maya is free
and a hero shall be
Nick, your name shall go down into history!

that's it I quit...

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(GodotFan23) Hang on... wait, I'm a general? Cool! AND I have these plans here... What? A robot? Robots are sooo outdated. ...'cept HK-47. He never gets old. Anyway, Pepsi? Bleh. Change it to coffee... robot... no, make it a tank... keep the little pac-man on there... ok, now to draw a rough sketch.

(GodotFan23) Hey, that's pretty good! But where am I gonna get the money to buy it...? I got it I'll get CI to...

Flashback

(CI) Quit buying tanks and putting them on my credit card!

End Flasback

(GodotFan23) Oh, right. Hm... I need more rich friends. ...I got it! I'll merchandize like CI does! OK, what to sell... what to sell... Oh! A GodotFan23 coffee blend! I'll have Starbucks sell it! First, I'll need some input on it though.

LATER THAT DAY...

(GodotFan23) So? What do you think?

Hm... It's a very earthy blend... a bold flavor, yet it seems to get weaker with cream. That might be good for people who aren't used to coffee yet. Tell me, how did you get it to be so versatile?

(GodotFan23) If I told you that I'd have to kill you, and I don't want one of my main sponsors dead.

Very good. Most people tell us the secret and we take it for ourselves, never giving any money to the original maker.

(GodotFan23) So? Will Starbucks make it a blend?

Yes, the GodotBlend23. Here is the initial down payment of $10,000.

(GodotFan23) Ten thousand? That's enough to get the tank already!

Tank?

(GodotFan23) ...This doesn't concern you.

OK, fine. But you need to go in around ten minutes. I have a person here who's trying to introduce a thing called Revichinno.

(GodotFan23) I can guess who THAT is.

The Next Day...

Brrang! Brrang!

(GodotFan23) Hello?

(CI) Damn it, GodotFan, I told you to stop buying tanks on my credit card!

(GodotFan23) Easy there, CI. Don't worry. I bought this with my own money.

(CI) What? How did YOU get enough money to buy a tank?

(GodotFan23) Look at the TV!

TV: Starbucks. Home of the GodotBlend23. Godot approved.

(CI) You're selling out? That's MY thing!!!

(GodotFan23) Well, how else do you expect me to make enough money to buy a tank that shoots coffee? Besides, I got ten million the first day alone, plus the ten thousand dollar down payment.

(CI) Sholy Hit! I don't make that much in a month! How did you do it?

(GodotFan23) Simple, my friend. Volume. Starbucks has millions of stores across the nation. Even if each store only sells one cup I'll get a million dollars! And, they're thinking of putting out my blend worldwide! Think of the income THAT will bring in!

(CI) I guess you're right... I only sell my shit around whatever state I'm in...

(GodotFan23) North Dakota.

(CI) What? I'm not in North Dakota! There isn't enough nothing!

(GodotFan23) I just bought the state you're in and changed it to North Dakota. Now there are two North Dakota. I called yours North Dakota Junior.

(CI) O...K... anyway, I should spread out.

(GodotFan23) OK, but just don't sell in Nevada. I bought Nevada. It's my turf. You can have them import though. Oh, and also I'm getting rid of Metal Gear Pepsi and replacing it with Metal Gear Coffee. K, bye. *click*

And that is how I became rich. Until the year 20X6. Then they get rid of my blend. But it makes a comeback in 20X9 when Starbucks takes over the earth.

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The prosecution may call its first witness
Yes Your Honour
I wonder who the first witness is
Knowing Payne, three possibilities, the defendant, the cop or the murderer.

(GodotFan23) Now that I'm rich I should place a few priorities. First, write a will. OK, let's see... to Darzie I leave a really big guy who will steal his crunk and his pulse gun and the big guy can punch really hard and it hurts. To CI I leave all my frequent flier miles. Which, by the time I die, will be a lot because I never use them. To Rev I leave nothing. Except a slice of boysenberry pie. To Hamza I leave English lessons. To MMF I leave... A NEW CAR!!! To Ami I leave my collection of sofas. To Tomo I leave a new sig to replace his old crappy one. To Waffleman I leave... uh... that rock over there so he says I got a rock. To TSS I leave... A boot to the head. And the boot is laced with poison. To Dee I leave characters she can use in Turnabout News besides the crappy ones she uses now. To elias I leave the rights to the only funny Rev put him in. To Mori I leave enough money to buy a team of Yaoi writers and drawers. To IAFF I leave a lifetime supply of tumbleweeds. To Azure Flame I leave... he'll be dead before me. I don't need to include him. To KitsuneBerry I leave... chocolate milk. Lots and lots of chocolate milk. So much chocolate milk it's ridiculous. To Impsy I leave my collection of box sets of seasons of shows. ...OK. That's a good will! If I forgot anyone I'll just give them a gift card to Pottery Barn.

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Please. Can't touch this.

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Fuck, a sofa collection? Cheap-ass.

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(MvA) I attended it and got nothing? I wanted your book of incantations to summon Mega ultra chicken.

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I got a rock.

SCARY STORY!

NYAHAHAHA

I GOT ONE!

Just when Edgeworth thought it was ok to go to the bathroom in Burger King...



::dies of scaryness::

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(GF23) Now that the will's out of the way, time for the second priority: Buy a buncha crap!!! Shopping time! ...God, how did I suddenly get so interested in shopping? Anyway... First I should go to Spencer's. They have al sorts of crazy crap!

Welcome to Spencer's! What do you want?

(GF23) ...Gimme that mask that looks like an evil clown... the coffee mug that says "Decaf: Brown Useless Water," aaaaaaaannnd... this fart thingy.

That'll be $80!

(GF23) WHAT? Only eighty dollars? At this rate I'll never spend all my money! OK, give me the bean bag chair, too.

Now it's a thousand dollars!

(GF23) Deal! Heh heh, I am such a moron. Now I should go buy rich person clothes... TO HOT TOPIC!

Welcome to Hot Topic? What witty remark would you like on you're shirt?

(GF23) Wait, weren't you just at Spencer's?

That was my twin sister! This mall's staff is all my sisters!

(GF23) ...Seriously?

Yes indeed.

(GF23) Hang on, I gotta make a call.

RING RING. RING RING, YO.

That's HOTline, what do you want to know is hot?

(GF23) Mall full of sisters.

Any of them there at night?

(GF23) The mall cop ones, probably.

Yes, that IS hot but not worth saying out loud.

(GF23) OK then, thanks! *click*

Anything wrong, sir?

(GF23) No, we're fine. Now, I'll take the shirt that looks like a tuxedo and that one that looks like the a rib cage and... that one with Strong Bad on it.

That'll be one hundred dollars and eighty-six cents!

(GF23) OK, so far, so good. Now, I should go to the store that ONLY rich people tread. The place where everything is high priced. The place of millionaires.

Welcome to Radio Shack! What was with the long intro?

(GF23) Oh, I thought this was bigger. Well, gimme that radio and the RC car that looks like a steak.

Two thousand dollars please!

(GF23) Here ya' go. OK, what else? ...I got it! I'll go to EB Games!

Welcome to EB games.

(GF23) What the hell, I thought you were all twins?

We are. I'm just the emo one. Will you buy something or can I go back to crying about stuff?

(GF23) Nah, I'll get some things. Gimme a Wii, a PS3, and a PSP. And all the Street Fighter games you have.

That will be $8000. Oh, and do you want to get Game Informer?

(GF23) No. I already get Nintendo Power. Which kicks Game Informer's pasty white ass.

K, thanks. You can go now.

(GF23) OK. Well, the crap buying stage is done, and I was the only cameo!

(All of their usual possesors) ...

(GF23) Damn it you guys! And who's that red haired guy? I've never seen him before!

(Anon) No one does...

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WOOT SIMPSON STEALAGE!!!

Ok Nick, were facing Von Karma today. We gotta be good and remember:
If he's too scary imagine him Naked

*imagines*

ahhh!!!....ahhhh!!!...ahhh!!!

I..I mean imagine him a silly hat

AHHH!!...AHHH!!..AHHHH!*breaks down on floor crying*

gah, im going to be scared for life...I QUIT!
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and that's how i became a hobo

...right...

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Another Movie Review

Team America World Police
Best movie ever
I have a DVD of it
It's a freakin BLOODBATH!
*gangs up of edgeworth*

Miles Edgeworth! You are of saying bad things on the best movie!

(It's just the first PW funny I ever bothered to make)

You know what....

What is it now Wright.?

I want some waffles again

Waffles? Common, that has been done already..

But I want some waffles.

I want waffles too!

I would stupenafully want some fantisioulus waffles!

Waffles will go great with my coffee.

Some foolishly foolish waffles sound very good after a nice long whipping with Adrian.

I would like to have some waffles as well, I've been up all night practicing my waffle eating, YUM WAFFLES!!

You are all nuts...

I am gonna have my alone time now

I thought that joke was dead....

Everyone all together now!!!

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