Now to continue my last funny...
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I have one last plan that has to work to get Elias back in the funny writing buisness.
Does it involve sining songs from High School Musical? 'cause I'm not singing any songs from either movie.
Actually no...Wait, I thought you like HSM? And that you thought HSM2 was pwnage!
I did, till I bought the DS game. They complete bastardized both HSM and Elite Beat Agents.
Ah, anyways, here's our last resort.
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Thanks for inviting me out to lunch. But I don't see why we had to invite the chef, or half of these random people...Or why we had to push the tables together.
Nothin' better to do.
This isn't some conpiracy again, is it?
No, not at all.
*Walks up to table* You make fun, yet I'm the one, attempting to do some good. Or do you really want a neighborhood, where people piss on your stoop every night. Bohemia, Bohemia's, a fantasy in your head. This is Calcutta...Bohemia is dead.
....
hehe...crap...
Fine, but on one condition...... *Walks up to the head of table* Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyes.
*Stand up* De-Ay-Zee-Ray, De-Ay-Zeer-Ah.
Here she liiiiiiiiiies! *Falls onto the table and begins getting passed down* Noone knew her worth, the late, great daughteeeeerrrr of Mother Earth, on the nights when we celebrate the biiiiiirrrrth...In that little town of Bethlehem, we raise our glass, you bet your ass, toooooooooooo...La Viiiiieeee...Boooooooheeeeeeemmmmm.
:slam: La Vie Boheme!
:point: La Vie Boheme!
La Vie Boheme!
To days of inspiration, playing hooky, making something out of nothing, the need to express, to comunicate, to going against the grain, going insane, going maaaaaaaaaaaaad. To love detention, no pension, to more then one demension, to starving for attention, hating convention hating protention, not to mention, of course, hating dear old Mom and Daaaaaaaaaad. To riding your bike every day past the three piece suits, to fruits, to no absolutes, to Absolut, to choice, to the village voice, to any passing fad. To being an uuusss for onnnnnnce, instead of a them! La Vie Boheme! (To lazy to finish)

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Hey, EZ we heard that you are Godot Fan's wing man.

: Oh hey nick..

yea, how`d you do it?

: Maya!

Comon, tell us?

: Listen, I`m not yet! It isn't official....... yet... >_>


But you sig says...

IT SAYS UNOFFICIAL WING MAN! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

ohhh....


Jez... -shakes head-

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(Godot Fan) Oh, hey, EZ, I'm gonna have to let you go...... and change your sig to Official. Congratulations.

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Awesome! I'll be the best damn wing man you've ever had!

(Godot Fan) Good, but first you need a smiley.

Oh yea.... I don't know what to use.

(Godot Fan) I got that covered. Dee?

[i](Dee) What is it Godot Fan.

(Godot Fan) Assign a smiley to my Wing Man

[i](Dee) Alright, Here

(me) Awesome, This is neat.



((based on a true story .... somewhat))

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Yay! I'm finally posting after a long time! This idea was bugging me all last night, so I wanna see how it works out on here!



*camera shows the outside of Phoenix's apartment (his home, not job) with Blue's Clues music playing in the background when Phoenix pokes his head out of the window and waves his hand*

Hi out there! Its me, Nick! Has anyone seen my friend boob?

*camera zooms in on the other window and the viewers see taking a shower*

random offscreen kids: There she is!!!

* turns around after hearing the kids and sees the camera lens looking right at her*

YAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets out of the shower, thus getting out of the camera's view*

Ok.... well, come on in! *camera enters Phoenix's apartment. The floor is covered in random preschool toys and badly drawn cartoons are hanging by frames along the wall. There is a big cartoonish looking red chair behind Phoenix.

Welcome friends! Glad to see you guys could come! I hope we have a great time together today! My friend boob is over here today because she tells me that a special guest is coming over! She hasn't told me who though....

*a flustered walks out of the bathroom looking very angry at Phoenix*

Oh, hey boob! Glad to see you could come by! Have you said hi to our guests yet?

Hi??? HI???? I"LL TELL YOU HI!!!!!! *takes a bra from her hand and throws it at Phoenix, but it misses him and hits the camera, shattering the screen. walks off in a huff*

*walks up to the camera* Well, will you look at that? This must mean that we are gonna play Boob's clues! It must be to help us figure out who our mysterious visitor is gonna be! Well lets see, to play the game, we must find a.....

random offscreen kids: BOOBPRINT!!!!

*in other room* SHUT YOUR CRAP HOLE!!!!!

Thats right! Boobprint! And we put the clue in our.... um....

random offscreen kids(rok): COURT RECORD!!!!

Right! *starts to dance and sing* We gotta find the first boobprint, thats the first clue! Put it in the Court Records cause they're whose clues? BOOB'S CLUES!

*in other room* FOR THE LAST FREAKIN' TIME MY NAME IS MIA!

We gotta find the second boobprint, thats our second clue! Put it in the Court Records cause they're whose clues? BOOBS CLUES!!!! *dances some more* We gotta find the last boobprint, thats our third clue! Put it in the Court Records cause it whose clues? BOOB'S CLUES! *goes to sit in the red chair behind him* We got all three boobprints, we gotta figure out the clues! Whose clues? BOOB'S CLUES! Then we sit down in the thinking chair and Think!.... Think!!!.... Thhiiinnnkk! *gets out of the chair* Cause when we use our minds, take it a step at a time, we can do anything!....... That we wanna do! Yeah! *does jazz hands* So, let's see, hmm.... *stares at bra* How shall we remove this? Hmm.... I know! Maybe we can think it away! C'mon kids! Lets use our brain power and think the boob's clue away! *closes eyes*

*Walks up behind Phoenix and slaps upside the back of his head and removes the bra* Screw you Phoenix! I'm leaving! I am so sick of being treated like some kind of sex symbol! I am more than just a pair of talking breasts ya know! I am a human being! I will not be made fun of because of my.... er.... dominant traits! I'm leaving! *leaves and slams door*

*opens eyes after completely ignoring Mia's prescence* Wow! Whaddya know! I do have the power to make things disappear! I mean.... we have the power! How about we go over to my friend Edgeworth's place and test this power on him?

ROK: YAY!!!!!

*steps outside of the house* Alright everyone! I'm going to need a taxi to go to Mr. Edgeworth's place! On the count of three, help me whistle for the cab! One...... Two..... um...... what comes after two?

ROK: Three!

* whistles and a taxi cab drives up into the front yard, right next to Phoenix*

hyuck! Where ish yous going my young ladsh?

I'm taking my friends to Edgeworth's house!

Yoush ain'ts witsh the copsh, are yoush? I'm not the one whosh hash been knocking over them mailboshes! Hyuck!

*looks at self* Nope! Just your average Defense Attorney host on a little children's show!

Then hop in Keith!

* hops into the cab and makes it to Edgeworth's house after running five stop signs, three traffic lights, two hit and runs, and knocking over eight fire hydrants and four mailboxes*

*runs up to Edgeworth's front door and knocks, but there is no answer* Hmm..... no one seems to be home.... what should I do???

ROK: BREAK IN!

Good idea! *grabs a lawn gnome from the front yard and smashes a window and breaks in* Hey! Looks like we are in the kitchen! Oh wow! It's Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper!

and SCREW YOU MR. WRIGHT!!!! *leaves*

Aww.... seems our friends have left us.... *sees a Playboy book on the floor with Mia's picture on it* Oh wow! Looks like our friend Boob has just skidooed into the storybook! Lets go see what she is up to! *starts to dance* Boob skidoo, we can too! *jumps into the playboy and ends up being on the beach, surrounded by many half naked women* Hmm... I wonder where Boob is..... *notices a bra on top of a towel with a picture of a little girl* Hey! Seems like we found a Boob's clue! We should write this down in our....

ROK: Notebook!

NO! ITS OUR COURT RECORDS YOU DUMB IDIOTS!!!!!

I mean.... um... no you silly kids! We write it down in our Court Records! *takes out a pencil and starts to write in the court records* Lets see, circle here, line there, um... squiggle here and there we go! A girl! So, our first clue is a girl. *a dancing image of his crappy drawing appears over his head* Hmm.... a girl..... we need some more clues! *the drawing above his head disappears*

*comes up to Nick in a speedo* Wright-o! How are you my good lad!

Ahh.... Mr. Gant, what are you doing here?

*takes the bra off of the towel* Just getting my bra off of my towel! I need it for my front cover shoot for Playboy!

Um... Mr. Gant, don't you mean Playg...?

PLAYBOY WRIGHT-O!

Um.... yessir..... I'm going to get out of here before I'm scarred for life.....again! *skidoos out of the magazine and sees Edgeworth coming out of the bathroom, about to grab the playboy*

Ahh.... my Playboy! My alone time would have seemed so empty without you! *looks up and sees Phoenix*

Wright! What are you doing in my house?

Hosting a children's show!

Get out of my house!

Yeah. That's what she said!

GET OUT!!!!!! *punches camera, and it goes out*

*black screen fades away, showing the Kurain mansion*

Hey kids! Sorry about that! It seems Mr. Edgeworth was a little bit mean back there! I didn't have time to think him away! But its ok! I'm here to show you a very special friend of mine, if I can find her! *walks into a living room and sees a mess of clothes all over the room, with a bra on top of a platter of burgers* Holy cow!!!! *runs up to the burgers* It seems we found our second boob's clue! Lets write in down in our Court Records! Um..... what is it?

ROK: Burg...

*punches all of the random offscreen kids* Burgers Mr. Nick!

Alright! Burgers... lets see, we draw these lines, color in between the lines, add some mold and voila! Burgers! Now, lets see.... *a dancing girl and a platter of horribly drawn burgers are flying over Phoenix's head* We got a girl.... and some burgers.... It can't be a girl made out of burgers! We'll need to find another clue! *drawings above his head vanish* Oh hi Pearls! I didn't see you come in! What are you doing in your mommy's wedding gown? And why is it messy in here?

Oh! Hi Mr. Nick! Sorry about the mess! I was looking for mommy's wedding gown and I haven't had time to clean up all of the clothes yet! And you don't know why I'm wearing a wedding gown? I'm getting married!

At 8 years old? Pearls! Thats great! Who is the lucky bachelor?

*walks in from another room, still wearing a thong, and a skimpy bikini top* Ahoy Wright-o! We meet again! Have you met my lucky bride to be? Ohohoho!

I'm getting married to Zeus! He promised to give me lots of candy and the control of thunder if I agreed to give him my body!

Okay!!!! I'm going back home! Too many weird things happening here!

*camera fades out, then fades back in and shows Phoenix in his thinking chair*

Hmm.... I need to hurry up and find the last boobprint before I see anymore horrid sights....

Random singing voices: Mailtime.... MAILtime!..... MAILTIME!..... MAILTIME!!!!!!!!!!

Mail's here!!!!! *gets up and starts to sing and dance* Oh, its the mail, it never fails, it makes me want to wag my tail, when it comes I want to wail! MAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

*a mailbox pops up in the room and Phoenix reaches in and takes out a letter*

Hmm.... I wonder what this one says....:

Dear Mr. Wright,

Shut up you freakin' piece of crap! I have had it up to hear with all of your constant showtunes and happy dances. I swear I am this close to killing you! If you continue to keep this up, I will find a way to dispose of your corpse in such a way that the cops will never find it! And then sip my coffee with my sweet defeat over your lousy pathetic life.

Godot.

P.S. I just got word from my Mia-kins that you have been sexually abusing her. You better keep your eyes open when you sleep tonight. Your death is imminent.

Wow! What a nice guy! *chainsaw sounds are heard in the background* Let's read a picture book! *picks up a book with a picture of a pig on it, and one of Mia's bras that she has left behind is hanging on the book* Oh my goody goody goodness! We have found the final clue! Its a pig! Let me draw..... you know what, screw drawing, I suck! I'll just take a picture! *takes out camera and snaps a pic of the book.

Random offscreen kid: We got three clues!

Dang! You kids are right! We have all three clues! Lets sit in the thinking chair and see who is coming to visit us today! *sits in the chair* Alright, lets see, we got a girl, burgers, and a pig.... hmm..... maybe its a burger shaped like a pig, who eats little girls???........ No.... um... I got it! Its a female pig... who eats lots of burgers! OINK! We just figured out Boob's clues! *gets up and starts to dance and sing*
We just figured out boob's clues! We just figured out boob's clues! We just figured out boob's clues! Because we're really smart! Yeah!

*there is a sudden knock on the door*

It must be our little farmy friend! Lets go pay our little oinkster a warm hello! *gets up and opens the door*

Hey Nick! How is it going? Mia told me she was going to be here and...

*pets Maya on the head* Aww.... who's a good wittle piggy? You are yes you are! Does the wittle piggy want some burgers? OINK OINK!

NICK! How dare you make fun of me! Just because I eat alot! I'm a growing girl you know!

*completely ignoring Maya* Does the wittle piggy wanna get fat and get served as a side of ham? Oh yes she does!

Can it you numbskull! *kicks him in the nuts* Leave me alone and don't ever talk to me again! And forget about coming to Pearly's wedding!!!! *leaves*

Oh..... the pain..... shoulda wore a cup....... well..... until next time kiddies..... I'll see you soon.... *starts to cry as the show ends*

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*watching TV* Oh my! How educational! Now I know to wear a cup the next time I'm in the company of a hungry teenage girl!

Oh honey! You coming to bed?

Yes God.

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You know, Dullahan, there's this magical line in the universe. The Line. That line his been crossed...But, who cares?

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I find you pompous, judgemental, and completely self-absorbed!
...
...Would you be my friend?

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@Dulla: Boob's Blues is so friggin funny! And yet a little creepy too. Although I do wish I would have learned that listen tears ago. *claps*

Thanks Elias and Butz! I'm glad you guys really liked it!

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Dullahan.....that won the internet....

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Agreed.

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Woo! im back with more Awsome based funnies


ahhh, I finnaly got Signed to this case

Hey pal, you want the autopsy report? here, Bing an Autopsy reportand the only Downside is that you have to face your toughest Rival in Court Tomorrow and get your client of in a day.

um...what?

bye *runs off*

but...i don't have any Infomation...

I'll give you infomation if you do a pointless task that has nothing to do with the case that will make you run in circles for 6 hours

bu--

I HATE YOU, YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!


WTF IS GOING ON HERE???

*random Player* Oh why do I love it so much???


well, I tried my best ¬_¬

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Don't know if anyone has seen this but I thought this was pretty funny.

Phoenix Drive:

http://www.finalturnabout.com/pdrive/nws1.html :)

Who translated/made this?

in a schoolgirl outfit?!
Shame that was never in the actual games - damn.

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...That...I want to know who HASN'T seen that.

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My fault for not reading the rest of the thread. Sorry.
I hadn't seen it!
That's only the 1st part of Phoenix Drive. Some of it is.. er, NSFW...

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Yeah. It's OK. You were uninformed. Have a cookie. ........Wait, I want the cookie. Have some pizza then.

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Now this Phoenix... *wheeze.. cough.. wheeze*.. I am your father.

*Is shot*

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A voice that has changed the world...

A funny writer who has changed the world...

Another thing that has changed the world...

This is... GODOT FAN SINGS THE HITS!

You'll hear revised hits like All the Small Things...

(Godot Fan) Say it ain't so!
I will not go!
If they have tea,
Then it will blow!

Pour Some Sugar on Me...

(Godot Fan) POUR SOME SUGAR AND CREAM!
Put it in my cup!
POUR SOME SUGAR AND CREAM!
Then I'll drink it up!

Take On Me...

(Godot Fan) More... Co... Ffee...
More Coffee!
More... Ja... Va...
More Coffee!
I'll... Get... Some...
With one cream Or... TWOOOOOO!!!!

Happy Birthday To You...

(Godot Fan) Want some coffee right now!
Want some coffee right now!
Where's that kid with my mocha?
Want some coffee right now!

And much, much more! BUT, call in the next ten minutes and we'll send you "CI, feat. Darzie, feat. RevFirst, feat. TSS, feat. LySs, feat. CI!"

(CI) I'm guest starring my own album!

But wait, there's more! Call in the next twenty twone minutes and we'll send you the DarzieP Holiday Album!

(DarzieP) Jingle Crunk,
Jingle Crunk,
Jingle fuck all you!

But wait! Call in the next coupla' minutes and we'll send you a keychain with Godot Fan's picture on it!

The Godot Fan Sings The Hits album comes in 12 CDs, 20 cassettes, three records, 40 8-Tracks, or 200 musical greeting cards, plus the two extra CDs and they keychain, for only 4999 easy payments of ONE CENT! plus shipping and handling. Don't wait! Call now! Our number is 1-800-734-8430-9164-9574-0128-7522-9511, or go online to http://www.court-records-time-life-bamzu.com, or fax us at 1-800-453-9913, or mail us at wherever the heck we are, or send us a telegram... oh wait, they stopped doing that......... or send us a smoke signal saying you want the thing, or write us a message in the clouds!

Talk to your doctor before listening to this. Side effects may include bleeding, chicken pox, loss of hair, loss of voice, loss of car keys, boots to the head, dandruff, gangrene, your thumbs falling off, an addiction to watching The Waltons, stink eye, stank eye, head asplosion syndrome, and becoming a giant lizard monster. People with heart disease, the elderly, women who are pregnant, and Bob Dole should not listen to this album. No animals were harmed in the making of this album. This ad paid for by the NRA. Must be 18 or older to call or log on, but you can fake your age. Some assembly required. This is an equal-housing album. Fun to play with, not to eat. 30-day money-back warranty. Not. LySs, you owe me five bucks. All criminals in this CD are innocent until proven guilty. Do not try to sync up this CD with Wizard of Oz to see if there are any relations. There aren't. Seriously. This album is not a cup holder. Many will enter, few will win. Album tracks subject to change without notice. This is an eco-friendly album. Natural and artificial flavors used. No purchase necessary. ...Wait, never mind. rated PG-13. Wand is not magic. Offer expires 2/21/09. Closed captioning brought to you by Bayer aspirin. Desu. Desu desu desu. Void where prohibited. Keep out of reach of children. Contains lactose. In case of a communist take-over burn this album. In the event of an emergency, this album can be used as a floatation device. Buying album signs you up for a bunch of junk mail. Available at participating retailers. Credit cards accepted are: American Express, Discover, MasterCard, Capital One, Visa, and National City. Album is not to be used as a weapon. Results may vary. Participation required. Available while supplies last. Album enlarged to show texture. Batteries not included. I am trapped in a caption making factory. Please send help. For ages 10 and up. ...OK that's all.

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Isn't that from the Awseome Crossing thing?

(EZ) Man, I should do something to make my title of Wing Man be more... better.

(GF) Just flow naturally, you'll get it right.

(EZ) Your right, Hey, at least that settlement paid me a hefty sum... Though, I need to secure my fundings, 2.6 million can go rather quickly.

(GF) Your my wing man, Check out what I did when I first got my cash and follow my example, you'll see you'll make bank.

That way of spending is HoboGodot Approved

(EZ) You know.... he keeps saying that... !

HoboGodot???

(EZ) Hello, Copyright Office? Yes, I would like to copyright the following phrases into my name please.

Sure thing wat phrases would they be?

(EZ) Hobogodot? Do you stuff.

HoboGodot Approves

HoboGodot Disapproves

(EZ) Thanks, You got that?

Sure thing, just give me one second while I verify and update the data base -places on hold-

-hold music plays GF's music tracks-

(EZ) Wow, GF made a CD. Damn, I should've been with him, I could've been feat. along with CI, and DrazieP ><!

Okay, your copyright has been filed.

(EZ) Thanks!

That is Payne Approved

(EZ) HEY! YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL!! YOU MUST PAY ROYALTIES TO USE ANY PART OF IT.

HoboGodot does not approve of this rip off

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yeah

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Alright... classic joke here

What a great day for golf.

Just hit the ball already!

Alright... FOUR! ::swings the club, missing the ball, and hitting Edgeworth in the family jewels::

::falls over into a fetal position while crying like a little girl::

Oops...

HAHAHAHAHA

I don't know if anyone's done this gag any time in their minds...but from the great mind of Mit-chan comes the most hilarious thing her sleep-deprived brain could come up with

"Like...PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!"

"Um...make it double, dudes?"

"To protect the world from, like...DEVASTATION!"

"To unite all dudes and dudettes within our nation!"

"To denounce, like, the evils of, like, truth and, like, love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above, dudes!"

"INI!"

"MATT."

"Like, Team Rocket blast off at, like, the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight, dudes!"

"SHOE...THAT'S RIGHT!"

"Wait...did Shoe just talk?"

"You're still not getting my Missile-kun! MISSILE, THUNDERBOLT 'EM!"

:ini::shoe: "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" +Ding+

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Welcome to Oddjobs! With your host, LARRY BUTZ!!!!

Hey there everyone! It's me, Larry Butz! Join me today as I go around town finding a job that will hopefully support me so I can pay back all those I.O.U.s from those one night stands with those hookers! I mean um... pay rent for my uh.... Hey look! It seems like the Tres Bien is hiring employees right now! Lets go check it out!

*Larry enters the Tres Bien*

Ahh.... what a joyous looking place! This place will be perfect for a single guy like me! Oh look! It's Nick's cute little sister!

Hey there Harry! How's it going? Are you here to try our food? It tastes like crap!

It's Larry.......

Really? I always thought it was Harry. You know, as in Harry Butz? You know the guys at Capcom just love the puns when it comes to creating our names!

Shhh!!!! They'll hear you!

.......

Anyways, where do I go to apply for a job?

Oh! Right through the kitchen, you'll find a door with the words Armstrong. That's our bosses office! You go there to apply for a job! Y'know, because thats what a boss does. In his boss' office..... with the words...

ENOUGH! I get it! Sheesh! *walks into the kitchen*

Geez... what a jerk.

*in the kitchen*

Alright! Here's the bosses door! All I need to do is... *SLAM*

*Larry gets hit by the door as a worrying woman comes out*

Sorry boss about dropping our profit onto the stove when it was on, thus burning all our cash! I'll find some way to make it up to you! *runs out*

Hey.... she looks like one of those hookers who I....

Why hey there handsome! Who might you be?

Why, I'm here for a job of course!

Great! You can start right away! You'll be our chef!

But you didn't even ask me if I....

Start now! *skips and frolics out of the kitchen*

Alright! Now to show him what I'm made of!

*Maya peeks her head through the door*

We need some French bread now Harry! *closes door*

Alright! Lets get started!

*10 minutes later*

Alright Maya! Heres the bread! All done!

Thankies!

*2 minutes later, Maya comes back into the kitchen*

Erm.... uh.... Harry. You are in big trouble!

Oh no! What did I do now?

*barges in* Oh no no no no! This will not do! My restaurant! Its ruined!

W-W-What did I do?

T-T-The bread.....

Yes???

It was.... it was.....

WHAT???

EDIBLE!!!! The customers were pleased with the quality of the food! I am in a mess!

Uh..... huh? I don't get it....

My restaurant it is known for the pretty girls! It is how I make my money! I attract all types of customers! The food is supposed to taste like feeces so I can use my girls to draw them in! If people started finding out that my food was.... good, who knows what would happen to my restaurant.

Wouldn't you get more customers?

QUIET! You are fired! Out with your nice handsome self! I see you no more! Shoo-shoo!

Oh geez! My world is over!!!!

*back on the streets*

Well, there goes another job. Down the drain! My world is crashing down as I know it! There is no hope for me!

*walking by* I can't believe it! If Santa doesn't show up at the mall soon, I'll never be able to ask for a wonderful present to give to Mr. Edgeworth!

No Santa at the mall!? I sense a job!

*at the mall in the manager's office*

I expect a superb job from you, nothing more, nothing less. And be sure to be extra jolly!

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

No, you must be thinking of someone else. I'm a smiley that's supposed to represent a nameless manager at the mall, nothing more.

*puts on Santa suit* Well then! Ho ho ho! Time to excel at my job! *heads over to the Santa area in the mall and sits in the Santa seat.* Now I just have to wait for the kids!

Oh boy! Santa! *runs up to Larry*

Well ho ho ho little girl! Come sit upon my lap and I will grant you any wish you want!

That's what Mr. Gant told me last night!

............. um..... so what would you like?

I would like to have the rightful place as head medium of Kurain!

Alright! Santa will see what he can...

I mean c'mon! I'm the child prodigy here! Just because Maya is the head of the family doesn't mean crap! I'm way better than she is! If only my mother and that stupid Ditzy acting red head would have followed my orders! Maya would be rotting away in federal prison and I would have my rightful place as the head of the house! The sleazy little slut! I get so sick and tired of playing little Miss Innocent with her! But its all just a plan in motion because one day soon, I shall kill her with my cold murderous hands, and frame Mr. Nick! Its the perfect crime!

Um....... what?

I want a pony!

Alright! Santa will get you a pony!

Yay!!!! *runs off*

What are these parents teaching their kids?

OMG!!!! IT'S SANTA! *jumps on his lap, landing on Larry's erm.... jewels.*

Hey there little boy! What would you like for christmas?

I want a Steel Samurai action figure in top condition, some rare Steel Samurai trading cards, a...... wait a minute! You're not Santa! You're an impostor! *takes out sword* DIE!!!!! *swings sword in Larry's direction*

*dodges and runs away while taking off the Santa suit* I quit! I quit!!!! *runs out of mall, butt-naked*

Woo-hoo!!!! Ride the freedom train boy! Oh ho ho ho! *takes off clothes*

Um... excuse me sir, I'm uh.... going to have to arrest you for er.... public nudity.

Are you willing to frisk me?

*outside of the mall*

Alright! That does it! I'm desperate! Nick seems to do good on his job. I'll see about becoming his assistant.

*arrives at Phoenix's office*

Ah! Larry! What's up? Did you hit your head again?

Oh Nick! You gotta help me! I'm looking for a job! Could you.... would you hire me as your assistant?

Sorry Larry, but you aren't my type.

What do you mean?

I mean I don't hire.... uh... people like you.

What?

I have certain.... criteria.

Like what Nick?! What do I need to have to meet this criteria?! Tell me?

Well, first of all, you are male. I only seek into hiring cute girls here. And second, they must be under 18.

WHAT?! But your little sister is well over 18!

She was 17 when I hired her.

* comes out in nothing but skimpy chainmail*

Hey Mr. Wright. Maya was wondering when we should use these handcuffs.

Oh. It doesn't matter. You girls have your fun, I'll join you in a bit.

*whispers* You'll get it soon Mr. Nick. Just you wait..... * go back into the bedroom*

Eh.... I think I'll leave now.

Yes Larry. That will be best. And you know what will happen if you let any of this spill.

*backs away* I know.....

*later*

Well, seems like my job hunt failed, or so it seems. During the shift between scenes, it seems I have found a job worth quite a bit of money. Seems like I'll be able to afford personal experiences after all!

Hey sugar. How much for a one night stand?

I just wish I didn't have to suffer for it!

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dullahan1's new ones = HA! I never laughed that hard from a funny in ages!

That reminds me. *writes up a new funny that doesn't suck* Here's a little something from it.

: *on his couch and just finished a movie* *sniffle* *sniffle*

: Miles... Are you crying?

: Well, it's just... that was the most beautiful film I've ever seen.

: Really? Wow! *picks up the DVD case* I didn't think you could be so moved by- "Dude, Where's my Dildo?"!?

: Crap!

: *drops the case*...Miles, you son-of-a-fool! I told you never to go through my stuff!

Thanks Rev! That was a pretty hilarious funny yourself! Cracked me up! That movie would bring anyone to tears! lol.

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EPIC WIN.

And kudos to whoever made Boob's Clues. That was so awesome someone should make it into a flash.

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Dulla and Rev, Those were so brilliantly funny! I also fell out of my seat as I read them.

Justice shall prevail!
Yes I will!
(Glares at Apollo)
(Glares at Apollo)
Whaaaaaaat?
That joke wasn't funny the first time.... AND IT NEVER WILL BE FUNNY!

My first one! Woohoo!

Damn.. I was just going to post my first proper PW funny and now I forgot it :(

LOL @ Ini and Matt's Team Rocket motto :D

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I loved Boob's clues xD It's awesome. And I liked the Team Rocket thing too.

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...For the CD jokes, can I go in tour with you guys if you go on tour? I've played EBA so much that I know how to dance...And I'm a pretty good singer...On an unrelated note, we got a new skit going, making fun of good old pen and paper, d20 RPGs.
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Hey guys! I finally got him to join! *Puts on British accent* And there was much rejoicing.
*Unenthusiastic cheering*
Just shut up and tell me what we're doing here.
Basically, we're playing the modern version of D&D.
Joy...
Come on. It'll be fun.
Let me introduce everybody. Cody is our dungeon master. He's basically God.
*random screenshot of him wearing a robe with a light around his head*
WTF was that?
Well, we need to entertain the audience.
You mean this is being filmed?
Duh. Did you not notice all the cameras?
Anyways, then there's Franny, our super speedy theif.
*Shows a shot of her wearing a jumpsuit, holding her whip, choking someone as she does a flying kick to a random person*
Then there's Maya, our tough guy.
*Another picture of her wearing a purple tube top with leather jacket and pants. She's clotheslining some dude as bullets tear through her arm*
Pearl, our smart person.
*A teenager version of herself, wearing a purple halter top and a pair of shorts, hacking into a computer*
*stares at picture* Is it strange that I think she looks hot in that shot?
Well, if there's more then one person thinking it, it can't be strange.
But my Arkvoodle cult has a bunch people in it, and you said it's strange.
You stole it from Destroy All Humans 2. Arkvoodle is the sacred alien god of the crotch, who grants sexual favors to his followers.
Don't insult Arkvoodle you duche! *Starts attacking Nick*
That wasn't in the script....Edgeworth, the Arkvoodle thing was a joke. Why would I worship him when I can just activate my Cassanova powers?
*Stands up* What? How dare you deny Arkvoodle! I'll kill you! *Runs at me*
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Random Narrator: We are facing some technical difficulties, but we will be back up in a moment. Until then...I don't know...Go read Trama Center romance stories. That's what I'll be doing until we come back on.
You read Trama Center romance, Elias?
Hey I was trying to remain annonymous here! But...yeah. They actually have dating tips written in there. It's great.
I like a man with a more sensitive side. *steps closer*
....What? I have a right to write myself into random romances, and since I have Maya with Nick and Adrian with Franny, might as well...
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We now return to our usual programming.
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*Badly bruised* Then there's Elias, our medic.
*Another pic. Wearing a lab coat with a black t-shirt and pants. Has a messenger bag style medkit slung over his shoulder. In one hand, he's holding an uzi sideways and fires offscreen. His other arm is wrapped around an injured Nurse Angie*
What about Minuki?
I would have used Angie as my in joke girlfriend ages ago, since I'm Derek, but we have no smiley.
Ah.
Yeah, out of complete curiosity, what ability did you get just before we quit last time.
I got the talent called *looks at character sheet* Healing Touch.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That makes me LMAO every time.
Just because I'm in Derek's body doesn't mean that the fact I have an ability called the Healing Touch is funny.
Yeah it does.
He has a point.
Anyways, I'm basically the super strong dude. *Screenshot of him, wearing his suit and trechcoat, slamming some dudes head into his knee as he smashes another guy's head in with a lead pipe* And for you, we made your character our charasmatic negotiator. *Screenshot of Phoenix wearing a black suit with a black trenchcoat over it. He looks over a pair of sunglasses as he talks to a random person*
Well, let's get this thing started!

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Lol! That was great Elias! Way to write yourself into a random romance there!

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You can tell, he's enjoying it.

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(Godot Fan) Hi, I'm Godot Fan.

(Godot Fan) ...

(Godot Fan) ...

(Godot Fan) ...Have you bought my album yet? If not, hurry up! Everyone else has! If you don't you'll be alienated from your family! AND I'll hate you! Let's hear some testimonies from people who bought my album!

I grew my hair back!

I became competent!

I stopped being so dead all the time, and now the ladies love me!

I'm less emo!

...Hi, I came for the donuts.

My hair got less pointy so people who touch it won't die as much!

I can finally mite through some of my steak!

...OK, so I'm still A LITTLE emo.

Most of his emo was transfered to me because I didn't buy the album.

I've learned to speak properly with a Sean Connery accent!

(Godot Fan) So... BUY IT NOW OK, GOOD.

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Sung to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree"

Everyone: Decemberween, Decemberween, your fifty-five days after Halloween.
With bunnies running for their lives....
I wish this one was super sized!
Everyone: Decemberween, Decemberween, your fifty-five days after Halloween.
What are you guys talking about?
Hey who the crap let Sahwit out...
Everyone: Decemberween, Decemberween, your fifty-five days after Halloween.
I've got alll typeessss of crazy craap.....
I bought Edgeworth a Deep Impact!
Everyone: Decemberween, Decemberween....
Marshall's been driinking Listerine!
*Passes out/away*

Edited version of "Decemberween" from http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.html

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Yet another installment in the Mit-chan series of PW/Pokemon crossover funnies with TR! Enjoy!

"Like...is that a voice I hear?!"

"It speaks to me loud and clear, dude!"

"Like...on the wind!"

"Past the stars, dude!"

"IN YOUR EARS!"

"Bringing, like, trouble at a breakneck pace!"

"Dashing hope, dude, and putting fear in its place!"

"INEY!"

"Matt!"

"Shoe, now that's a name!"

"Team Rocket...IN YOUR FACE!"

"Wobba-wobba!"

"Um...Mime mime?"

"You still ain't gettin' pika-Missile! THUNDERBOLT 'EM!"

"Waroooooooooo!"

"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" +Ding!+

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Happy 1000'th post to this thread.