Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Who's up for a joke?
... I'm going to take that as a yes! OKAY! TWO GUYS WALK INTO A BAR!-- *falls over* X_X
Quick. We have to find a way to dispode of the body!
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Wizard Anon wrote:
All rise for the honorable judge.
Okay, let's get this over with. Do you, Phoenix, take Franziska to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I DO! And do you, Franziska, take Phoenix to be your lawfully wedded husband? Uh... Sir... *whispers to Judge* WHAT!? NOT A WEDDING!? Ah, well... You're the judge. *whisper to Judge* Whaddaya mean I'm the judge!?+5 win points for whoever gets the reference.
Billy and Mandy FTW! Yes!
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I will protect you....Fräulein
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Ahh... finally some alone time... wh wh whatttttt the f**k are u doing in my private bathroom!!!! uhh... (oh crap, i gotta think of something quick!)*Zooming in to Phoenix's view 5 min ago*
flashin my boobs made us win!! edgeworth ran off when that happened... Also, 
and 
were making out when we entered the court. I have to peee now!!!!!!! *runs**Back to edgey*
I was uhhh using the bathroom? what are you talking about! You were pulling on your p***s when I came in! move judge.. *takes off pants w/o looking and pees*
ahhh peee! WTF Wright! I was having alone time!! So you were soiling my ultra-fancy room with disturbing things!!! no I wasnt!! and wright! You were peeing in my ultra-fancy room!!
and Ahh s**t 
for soiling my bathroom!
Thanks DarzieP for this sweet sig and avatar!!!!!
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I will protect you....Fräulein
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Officer V.C wrote:
JuSt AnOtHeR SeRiOuSlY LaMe TiMe PaRaDoX...StOrY...ThInG.
AcT OnE
In the year 2025...
Mmmf...*yawn* - hey, when did I fall asleep...?
*is sleeping next to Naruhodou while cradling his waist*
OH MY GOD!!!
Huh, what the - NARUHODOU?!! Don't tell me we got drunk and had a one-night stand!
That's exactly what I was afraid of.
Well, do you feel any different?
...well, all my clothes are on though wrinkled and my ass doesn't hurt.
...you picture yourself as a catcher?
NOOOOO! What kind of pansy do you think I am, Mitsurugi - ?!
*shoves face into theirs* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, LAWYER PEOPLE!!!
WHOA!
WHAT ON EARTH?!!
...Mitsurugi, is it just me, or is the Blue Badger talking to us?
What do you think?
I think we're stoned pretty badly if we're still imagining things by 2:30 in the afternoon.
You're not imagining things! I am the Blue Badger, the Master of TIME!!!
...
...
Like, really stoned.
In the year 2025, you will discover many things about your futures...and who will succeed your roles...
...
So let me get this straight. We time travelled in our sleep to the future.
With my assistance.
So, we get to find out what our fate is now 7 years from 2018.
That is also correct.
And we're not just suffering a really bad hangover dream.
I assure you you're not.
Good enough for me! Let's see if I'm rich and famous.
FEH! You rich and famous? That would be the day!
Shut up, Mitsurugi. Let's go and see if coffee still exists today.
[Both men walk towards Tres Bien.]
[Meanwhile...]
*grumbles*
Cheer up, Odoroki-kun! Next time you'll win for sure!
Or perhaps you can look at this as a victory for all your losses, Daijoubu-kun.
SHUT UP. I need coffee.
[Both men and magician girl head over to Tres Bien.]
[Meanwhile...]
This place has certainly changed quite a bit.
This is the best tea I ever tasted!
Hey, something just occured to me. How do we get back to 2018?
Go back? They have good tea in this time, Naruhodou. No way I'm going back.
But Edgeworth, you could cause a time paradox between your new self here and your old self before.
That's just a loud of badly written sci-fi crap.
[Door bursts open.]
Naruhodou-kun!
MAYOI?! What are you doing here in 2025?!!
The Blue Badger - WHAT?! YOU MEAN WE'RE IN 2025?!!
Not so loud, Mayoi! Blend in with the surroundings.
But this doesn't look a THING like the future! Where are the flying cars and the cool suits?!!
Mayoi, it's only been 7 years passed from our time. Don't expect miracles if we never got a Megaman back in 2000.
Was she even born then...?
WAIT! Maybe their food has changed!
:ooops: Uh, Mayoi, don't assume that -
WAITER! GIMME EVERYTHING ON THE MENU!
You're paying the bill, Naruhodou.
[An hour later the door bursts open again.]
DAMMIT! There's no more tables!
Odoroki-kun, please, calm down!
Yes, sheesh, Daijoubu-kun. You'll draw attention with your selfishness.
Do you have any other ideas we can have fresh coffee, Kyouya?!
Yes. With my popularity, I'll get us a table.
But that will draw even more attention! It's embarrassing! I know! We can ask those those three over there if we can share a table with them!
I have more dignity than that.
No way.
Come onnnnn! Pleeeeeaaasssse? *walks away*
...UGH, FINE! I need to use the washroom.
My fangirl senses are tingling. I'll be back after a few minutes of adoring the adoring fangirls. *walks away*
YAAAAY! *runs over to Naruhodou, Mitsurugi and Mayoi's tables* Excuse me, me and two of my friends just arrived and we can't seem to find a seat. May we sit here?
WHOA! You're a...a magician! Naruhodou-kun, Mitsurugi-san, let's let her sit here!
Please, Mayoi, after eating all that food in one sitting, I'm sure that compares nothing to what this girl can do.
But I can do just that! *lifts the edge of her glove and three butterflies fly out*
...wow.
Indeed.
WHOAAA! That is SOOOO COOL!
Thank you, thank you. That's not all! *pulls out an ice cream sandwich out of her hat and tears open the wrapper*
*gasp* What...what on earth is THAT?
An ice cream sandwich. It's American food. Vanilla ice cream between two large, soft chocolate cookies.
It sounds absolutely delicious...
Naruhodou, please tell Mayoi to stop drooling.
Mayoi-chan, please! Have some dignity!
:mayoi-shock: PLEASE, LET HER SIT HERE, NARUHODOU-KUN! PLEASE! DO IT FOR ME AND THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH! *shakes his arm*
Mayoi!
[Mayoi takes coffee and plops it on top of Naruhodou's head.]
Oh, dear.
ARGH! YOU WIN, SHE AND HER FRIENDS CAN SIT HERE!
Yaaaay! *takes Minuki's offer of the ice cream sandwich and munches happily* That hat is like a refrigerator...
I will have to be very wary of Akane-chan when I get back...
[Odoroki and Kyouya arrive back, Kyouya dragging Odoroki for some reason.]
My apologies, Minuki-chan. Daijoubu-kun here was a little reluctant of coming over here. *sees Mayoi and smiles* Why, hello there, miss.
*stops nibbling for a moment and stares up at Kyouya in awe* ...who...who are you...?
You and your two friends here must've heard of me before, Garyuu Kyouya, vocalist of Garyuu Wave.
Showoff. Ahem, well, Odoroki Housuke. *extends hand*
...*just stares up at Kyouya and Odoroki with a pink face*
Er, we're tourists! *takes hand instead and shakes* Isn't that correct?
Er, indeed!
*stares at Naruhodou* You...remind me of somebody.
As do you. *tilts head to look at Mitsurugi*
Heh, well, I get that a lot. Do I remind you of somebody wealthy and well-known throughout the community of law...?
Don't flatter yourself.
So, what are your names?
Er, well...
Ahem, you see -
Uh...
...
Ugh. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! THESE TWO GENTLEMEN ARE ASKING FOR YOUR NAMES!!!
Wait, Mayoi-chan, it's not that simple!
What do you mean? Introducing yourself is the simplest thing! *takes Odoroki and Kyouya's hands and gushes* I am Ayasato Mayoi, pleasure to meet you two! These two weirdos are Naruhodou Ryuuichi and Mitsurugi Reiji!
...
...
I'm sorry, what were their names?
We're screwed now.
Naruhodou Ryuuichi and Mitsurugi Reiji! Of course I'm sure you've heard about them, famous defense attorney and demon prosecutor. I'm good friends with them, actually, but I bet law isn't really your guys' things since you look successful and you're a rock star that I bet you guys get a lot of women around you...*giggles childishly*
...what the hell? Why'd he do that?
What are you talking about?!
That was in the past!
Huh?
That's completely inaccurate.
Completely...inaccurate...?
Er, well, you see...
HELLO!
ACK! WHERE DID THIS THING COME FROM?!
Bigger problem at hand, Odoroki. That thing's talking to me!
And it's a good thing too! See, these guys are those people from 7 years ago brought here in the present! So no need to freak out.
WHAT?!!
Ugh. Thanks for spilling it out.
...oh, I get it! This is a joke!
Despite my appearance I jest you not, sirs!
Oh, really?
YEAH, REALLY!
Got evidence? You should know that I am a famed prosecutor of this time.
Same here! Odoroki Housuke, defense attorney! I have a badge to prove it!
:mayoi: OH MY GOD! You guys are into law too?! *squeals* That's so...awesome!
WHAT?!! YOU MEAN A SCISSOR-HEADED DORK TAKES MY STAND?!!
This is absurd! I've been upstaged by a stage-hogging rock star punk?!
...
...
...uhm, no offense?
*snarl* You got disbarred 7 years ago and became a Russian restaurant piano player earning your money more off playing poker, since you're a hobo today.
...WOW. He does it well!
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!! I MEAN...WHAT DID I DO TO BECOME A BUM?!!
Ha! Looks like you got yourself into a rut, Naruhodou!
*glare* We're not done yet.
Yes?
Oh yes indeed!
Yeah. You became a hooker.
...*to Minuki* Do I marry one of them?
I'm not sure.
Damn.
AcT OnE
In the year 2025...
Mmmf...*yawn* - hey, when did I fall asleep...? *is sleeping next to Naruhodou while cradling his waist* OH MY GOD!!! Huh, what the - NARUHODOU?!! Don't tell me we got drunk and had a one-night stand! That's exactly what I was afraid of. Well, do you feel any different? ...well, all my clothes are on though wrinkled and my ass doesn't hurt. ...you picture yourself as a catcher? NOOOOO! What kind of pansy do you think I am, Mitsurugi - ?! *shoves face into theirs* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, LAWYER PEOPLE!!! WHOA! WHAT ON EARTH?!! ...Mitsurugi, is it just me, or is the Blue Badger talking to us? What do you think? I think we're stoned pretty badly if we're still imagining things by 2:30 in the afternoon. You're not imagining things! I am the Blue Badger, the Master of TIME!!! ... ... Like, really stoned. In the year 2025, you will discover many things about your futures...and who will succeed your roles... ... So let me get this straight. We time travelled in our sleep to the future. With my assistance. So, we get to find out what our fate is now 7 years from 2018. That is also correct. And we're not just suffering a really bad hangover dream. I assure you you're not. Good enough for me! Let's see if I'm rich and famous. FEH! You rich and famous? That would be the day! Shut up, Mitsurugi. Let's go and see if coffee still exists today.[Both men walk towards Tres Bien.]
[Meanwhile...]
*grumbles* Cheer up, Odoroki-kun! Next time you'll win for sure! Or perhaps you can look at this as a victory for all your losses, Daijoubu-kun. SHUT UP. I need coffee.[Both men and magician girl head over to Tres Bien.]
[Meanwhile...]
This place has certainly changed quite a bit. This is the best tea I ever tasted! Hey, something just occured to me. How do we get back to 2018? Go back? They have good tea in this time, Naruhodou. No way I'm going back. But Edgeworth, you could cause a time paradox between your new self here and your old self before. That's just a loud of badly written sci-fi crap. [Door bursts open.]
Naruhodou-kun! MAYOI?! What are you doing here in 2025?!! The Blue Badger - WHAT?! YOU MEAN WE'RE IN 2025?!! Not so loud, Mayoi! Blend in with the surroundings. But this doesn't look a THING like the future! Where are the flying cars and the cool suits?!! Mayoi, it's only been 7 years passed from our time. Don't expect miracles if we never got a Megaman back in 2000. Was she even born then...? WAIT! Maybe their food has changed! :ooops: Uh, Mayoi, don't assume that -
WAITER! GIMME EVERYTHING ON THE MENU! You're paying the bill, Naruhodou.[An hour later the door bursts open again.]
DAMMIT! There's no more tables! Odoroki-kun, please, calm down! Yes, sheesh, Daijoubu-kun. You'll draw attention with your selfishness. Do you have any other ideas we can have fresh coffee, Kyouya?! Yes. With my popularity, I'll get us a table. But that will draw even more attention! It's embarrassing! I know! We can ask those those three over there if we can share a table with them! I have more dignity than that. No way. Come onnnnn! Pleeeeeaaasssse? *walks away* ...UGH, FINE! I need to use the washroom. My fangirl senses are tingling. I'll be back after a few minutes of adoring the adoring fangirls. *walks away* YAAAAY! *runs over to Naruhodou, Mitsurugi and Mayoi's tables* Excuse me, me and two of my friends just arrived and we can't seem to find a seat. May we sit here? WHOA! You're a...a magician! Naruhodou-kun, Mitsurugi-san, let's let her sit here! Please, Mayoi, after eating all that food in one sitting, I'm sure that compares nothing to what this girl can do. But I can do just that! *lifts the edge of her glove and three butterflies fly out* ...wow. Indeed. WHOAAA! That is SOOOO COOL! Thank you, thank you. That's not all! *pulls out an ice cream sandwich out of her hat and tears open the wrapper* *gasp* What...what on earth is THAT? An ice cream sandwich. It's American food. Vanilla ice cream between two large, soft chocolate cookies. It sounds absolutely delicious... Naruhodou, please tell Mayoi to stop drooling. Mayoi-chan, please! Have some dignity!:mayoi-shock: PLEASE, LET HER SIT HERE, NARUHODOU-KUN! PLEASE! DO IT FOR ME AND THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH! *shakes his arm*
Mayoi![Mayoi takes coffee and plops it on top of Naruhodou's head.]
Oh, dear. ARGH! YOU WIN, SHE AND HER FRIENDS CAN SIT HERE! Yaaaay! *takes Minuki's offer of the ice cream sandwich and munches happily* That hat is like a refrigerator... I will have to be very wary of Akane-chan when I get back... [Odoroki and Kyouya arrive back, Kyouya dragging Odoroki for some reason.]
My apologies, Minuki-chan. Daijoubu-kun here was a little reluctant of coming over here. *sees Mayoi and smiles* Why, hello there, miss. *stops nibbling for a moment and stares up at Kyouya in awe* ...who...who are you...? You and your two friends here must've heard of me before, Garyuu Kyouya, vocalist of Garyuu Wave. Showoff. Ahem, well, Odoroki Housuke. *extends hand* ...*just stares up at Kyouya and Odoroki with a pink face* Er, we're tourists! *takes hand instead and shakes* Isn't that correct? Er, indeed! *stares at Naruhodou* You...remind me of somebody. As do you. *tilts head to look at Mitsurugi* Heh, well, I get that a lot. Do I remind you of somebody wealthy and well-known throughout the community of law...? Don't flatter yourself. So, what are your names? Er, well... Ahem, you see - Uh... ... Ugh. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! THESE TWO GENTLEMEN ARE ASKING FOR YOUR NAMES!!! Wait, Mayoi-chan, it's not that simple! What do you mean? Introducing yourself is the simplest thing! *takes Odoroki and Kyouya's hands and gushes* I am Ayasato Mayoi, pleasure to meet you two! These two weirdos are Naruhodou Ryuuichi and Mitsurugi Reiji! ... ... I'm sorry, what were their names? We're screwed now. Naruhodou Ryuuichi and Mitsurugi Reiji! Of course I'm sure you've heard about them, famous defense attorney and demon prosecutor. I'm good friends with them, actually, but I bet law isn't really your guys' things since you look successful and you're a rock star that I bet you guys get a lot of women around you...*giggles childishly* ...what the hell? Why'd he do that? What are you talking about?! That was in the past! Huh? That's completely inaccurate. Completely...inaccurate...? Er, well, you see... HELLO! ACK! WHERE DID THIS THING COME FROM?! Bigger problem at hand, Odoroki. That thing's talking to me! And it's a good thing too! See, these guys are those people from 7 years ago brought here in the present! So no need to freak out. WHAT?!! Ugh. Thanks for spilling it out. ...oh, I get it! This is a joke! Despite my appearance I jest you not, sirs! Oh, really? YEAH, REALLY! Got evidence? You should know that I am a famed prosecutor of this time. Same here! Odoroki Housuke, defense attorney! I have a badge to prove it!:mayoi: OH MY GOD! You guys are into law too?! *squeals* That's so...awesome!
WHAT?!! YOU MEAN A SCISSOR-HEADED DORK TAKES MY STAND?!! This is absurd! I've been upstaged by a stage-hogging rock star punk?! ... ... ...uhm, no offense? *snarl* You got disbarred 7 years ago and became a Russian restaurant piano player earning your money more off playing poker, since you're a hobo today. ...WOW. He does it well! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!! I MEAN...WHAT DID I DO TO BECOME A BUM?!! Ha! Looks like you got yourself into a rut, Naruhodou! *glare* We're not done yet. Yes? Oh yes indeed! Yeah. You became a hooker. ...*to Minuki* Do I marry one of them? I'm not sure. Damn.What happends next...
So i become a hobo??!
It's my non hobo replica!! Oh sh*t! I smell like and look like sh*t!!!hooker
comes in..hooker
Hii boys!!! Let us guys get drunk!!! present ....hell no.present
Argh! get that gay mutherf*c*er outta here! I have my alone time with & pics on the wall not & 
!!! When in the hell did you come up with me being in no fans !!!present
ummm .... I think ill stay here with . hell no Im not staying in this hellhole!present
They have good tea!!!! Cmon lets stay!!*Screens now turn to two people waking up*
& That was a horrible dream!! & are we in bed & My ass feels weird & oh sh*t.. *looks at them naked* Phoenix! Get back to the office! Please??(I cant wait!!)Wright and co law offices
*tears off phoenix's clothes* Make sweet love to meee! I must get rid of horrible thoughts of edgeworth soo okay. (im not a virgin!! yayy)My own story after the events of *see quote* Much thanks!!
Thanks DarzieP for this sweet sig and avatar!!!!!
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Huh. I didn't know brothels had coupons.
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: Hello there, new cellmate.
: Greetings and salutifications! May I have the title of your personage?
: Oh, I'm -- ... Good heavens! Look at the time... *grin*
: Oh, is it time to mastificate our daily allotanuviance of edibilities? : You're a silly bitch. We should go swimming sometime. By swimming, of course, I mean I'm going to rape you. By sometime, I mean now.--------------------------
(Karma sees Gant in the showers the next day, and tries to avoid him.)
: Manny! How are you! Been swimming lately?
*resigned sigh* For the nth time Gant, no, I have not been swimming. Have you contracted syphilis yet, like I wished you would when we first met? : *laughing and clapping his hands* Hohoho, you're as funny as always, Manny. : ..... : ..... : ..... : ..... : ....I'm getting checked Thursday.
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That's one of my rules.
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Franziska Hayaikan wrote:
Orcaizer Al, why did you have Kyouya transform into Floatzel? I understand about Minuki.
Because of...
.... Anyway...
Time for some more... GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!
All right! Welcome back to GS-CGP! Let's continue the bell test of the Trio Appeals phase of our contest!
Previously on our show, Kakashi-sensei lost three more bells to Hobohodo, Akane, and Chihiro. Right now, he's only got five bells left. Who's gonna get the last five... & And who's gonna get DISQUALIFIED? Let's check in on our contestants right now!*Somewhere between Sectors E and F...*
Damn it... I can't believe I fell for THAT old trick again...*Flashback*
And... PERVERTED NOVELS!!! SHPLA-BOW! Give it to me!!!*End flashback*
*Sigh* I've lost seven bells. I better guard the last five a lot more carefully...*Unbeknownst to Kakashi, he is being trailed.*
*Hopping through some tree branches* Looks like we've found him, Mitsurugi! *Also hopping through some tree branches* Yeah! Thank goodness we left Mayoi back at Sector B... If she was with us right now, she'd just slow us down! Yeah! Who knows what she'd do if she was with us! She'd probably scream out loud and get Kakashi's attention. Then he'd leave and we'd have to start at square one again! & Hurray for Mayoi not being here!!!*Naruhodou and Mitsurugi continue to follow Kakashi.*
*At Sector A...*
Okay... Maybe that hollow tree'll be a good enough hide-out till Kyoutzel and Minuneko get back...
*With binoculars* I didn't want to do this, Odoroki... But I have no choice.*Kirihito sneaks behind Odoroki and attempts to grab the bell.*
... Huh? Why do I feel like something's... behind me? AAARRGGGHHH!!!! GGGAAAAAAHHH!!! GARYUU-SENSEI!!! What are you doing here?! *Sigh* I do not want to do this, my boy... But, if I do not, I will not progress. Wha... Whaddya mean? I must forcefully get that bell from you. WHAT?! NO WAI!!! Try to understand, Odoroki... I AM your mentor, after all... I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY BELL, EVEN IF YOU ARE MY MENTOR! ODOROKI ADVANCED TRANSFORM!!! 
ADVANCED ODOROKEN FIRE BLAST!!! Ahh! Damn it! KIRIHITO TRANSFORM!!!
EMPERIHITO HYDRO PUMP!!!*Advanced Odoroken uses Fire Blast on Emperihito, who uses Hydro Pump on him. The two elemental attacks clash. Two HP and EXP bars each containing 250 HP appear.*
*Gets hit by Hydro Pump and loses 70* AAARRGGGGHHH!!! DAMN IT! WHY'D HE HAVE TO BE A WATER-TYPE?! *Gets hit by Fire Blast and loses 43 HP* Ugh... Fire attacks... At least I'm a Water-Type! EMPERIHITO SURF!!!*Emperihito uses Surf on Advanced Odoroken. Advanced Odoroken loses 87 HP.*
*Gets hit by crashing waves* AAAAARRGGGHHH!!! Just give up now, Odoroki! Give me your bell! *Pants* No!!! Garyuu-sensei... I won't lose to you! This is for the title of Best Gyakuten Saiban Character!!! ... And also for my character development! ADVANCED ODOROKEN SLASH!!!*Advanced Odoroken uses Slash on Emperihito. Emperihito avoids the attack!*
*Does freaky smile* You're really testing my patience now, Odoroki!*Emperihito prepares to attack Advanced Odoroken.*
(This can't be good...) HYDRO... (Oh no... He's gonna use Hydro Cannon! I have to counter this one, or I'm dead! Or worse... I'll lose my bell!) *Super Close-Up* (C'mon now, Advanced Odoroken! Think, think, think!) HYDRO CA— ADVANCED ODOROKEN AERIAL ACE!!!*Advanced Odoroken uses Aerial Ace to temporarily distract Emperihito. Advanced Odoroken then runs away.*
Grr... Damn it!*Emperihito runs after Advanced Odoroken.*
*At Sector D...*
TYPHLOVADO TRANSFORM!!!
Phew... Man, it took a while to get here.*Souryuu sits down on a tree branch.*
*Plays with bell* Hmm... I wonder if my little kitten already got her bell.*Hobohodo and Akane appear at the scene a few seconds later.*
Hey! Coffee Dude! ... Hobohodo? What are you doing here? I'm trying to find my other teammate. Have you seen Kirihito anywhere? Nope. Have you seen my little kitten? If you mean a Normal-Type Cat Pokémon whose National PokéDex number is #301 and can be traded for a Nyarth at the Battle Frontier, as well as have a common ability of Cute Charm, then yes. If you mean Chihiro, then no. Ah, drat. *Pulls out a coffee mug from nowhere and drinks* You know... I'm kinda thirsty, d'ya have an extra mug— Get your own!
Looks like he doesn't want to share...
Meh. I'm sure he's got an extra mug for Chihiro. Maybe we should just continue looking for Kirihito before he steals Odoroki's bell? *Groan* But I'm REALLY thirsty. And... why do you keep worrying about Odoroki? *Blushes* Um, no scientifically specific reason... Yeah, sure. *Wink wink nudge nudge* Stop it, Hobohodo-san... Okay, I'll stay silent... Good. But I don't wanna! Odoroki and Akane, sitting in a tree! K-I— *Sprays luminol into Hobohodo's eyes* IT BUUUURNS!!!*Chihiro finally appears at the scene.*
Souryuu-kun! Kitten!*Souryuu and Chihiro hug and—*
OKAY, NOT WHILE I'M HERE, FOLKS. Honestly! Can't we get a little censorship here? Look what I've got, Souryuu-kun! Hey! You've got a bell! Isn't that the third bell that fell after we fought Kakashi...? Looks like it. Hmph. Lucky Chihiro! She didn't have to fight Kakashi to get a bell! So how'd you get it, kitten? It fell from the trees when I was searching for Chinami. I was lucky to get it and not have to fight Kakashi! Technically, that bell fell after WE fought Kakashi and retrieved our own. That's great... Wait. What do you mean "looking for Chinami"? She didn't transform into her Ultimate Monster Mode again, did she? "Ultimate Monster Mode"? What's that?*At Sector C...*
*Runs* HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!! KARUMA-KENJI!!! HAMI!!!! ANYBODY!!!
*Runs after Itonoko* MUST KILL!!! NOT ME!!! PLEASE!!! KILL!!! PLEASE!!! DINE IN HELL!!! AAAAAARRGGGGHH!!!*At the border of Sector E...*
*Sniffs the air* Kakashi-sensei's nearby, Minuki-chan! We better hurry or we might lose his trail!
Okay, Kyouya-kun!*Kyoutzel and Minuneko continue hopping through the trees.*
So what strategy do you think we should use when we finally catch Kakashi-sensei, Minuki-chan? Um... Let me think... Ooh! I can distract Kakashi-sensei with an optical illusion, and then you can hide somewhere and ambush him with a Rollout attack! Rollout, huh? Hmm... Okay then...*Kyoutzel and Minuneko continue hopping through the trees.*
*Back at Sector D...*
So this "Ultimate Monster Mode" is something like an uncontrollable transformation, right? That's right. Once Chinami goes into this mode, she'll attempt to kill anything that speaks to her. Ouch. As if Chinami doesn't have a desire to kill even in her "normal" form... I wouldn't underestimate Ultimate Monster Mode if I were you, Future!Naruhodou... For all we know, Chinami could be in here right now—*All of a sudden, something rustles in the leaves.*
... What was that?*The leaves rustle again.*
... ... This is getting annoying. SHOW YOURSELF!*Souryuu charges into the leaves.*
Souryuu-kun! Be careful! It's... It's... What the hell, man?! Uh... hi? MAYOI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE ROPES HANGING FROM YOUR CLOTHES? Sis... Oww... Naruhodou-kun... Mitsurugi-kun... Tied me to a tree stump-ttebayo. They WHAT?!*Chihiro glares at Hobohodo.*
Don't blame me. Blame my younger self. They're probably in Sector F by now... Dattebayo... *Faints* Naruhodou... You are in so much trouble!!! Heh. It's kinda weird how I'm "Naruhodou" too, LOL. You two are coming with us to Sector F! Huh? Why? Because... You're "Naruhodou", too. But why do I have to go as well? Because Odoroki might be there. H-Hey! *Blushes* I'll carry Mayoi for you, kitten.*The group heads for Sector F.*
*And... At Sector F...*
Ha! Gotcha Kakashi! Yeah! I was wondering when you two would show up. It took you longer than I expected, actually. W-WHAT?! You mean... You KNEW we were following you?! It was really obvious, actually. So... You wanna get your bells from me now, right? We're ready to take you on! Oh good. I've been looking for a challenge. *Lifts his forehead protector* MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN! Don't start without us, dude!!! KAKASHI-SENSEI!!! WE HAVE COME TO CHALLENGE THEE! Ho ho. Now this is really interesting.*At Sector B...*
*Pant* I... I can't make it... I'm low on HP. I've gotta change back to Human Form! GOTCHA!!! Damn it! You're low on HP, Odoroki. Give up now and give me your bell! *Does freaky smile* Grr... All right, you win, Garyuu-sensei. ADVANCED ODOROKEN... TRANSFORM.*Advanced Odoroken transforms back to Odoroki.*
All right, sensei... You win. Good. EMPERIHITO TRANSFORM! Now... Give it here, Odo— *Suddenly pops out of the bushes* AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!! KILL!!! Ack! It's a monster! Help me!!!*Itonoko crashes into Kirihito.*
H-Hey! AAAAAAHHH!!!*Kirihito and Itonoko fall into the undergrowth. Chinami follows them.*
Okay... That was weird... At least I've still got my bell!*Odoroki notices something weird on the bark of a tree.*
What's this strange yellow dot? Should I press it? ... Who wouldn't?*Odoroki presses the yellow dot and... gets teleported to Sector F!!!*
*Back at Sector F...*
*Does hand seals* RAIKIRI!!! Oh yeah! POINTY FINGER OF JUSTICE!!!*Naruhodou does his signature Objection Point, and a giant "OBJECTION!" bubble comes out of nowhere and hits Kakashi.*
*Hit* Ow!!! What the hell was that? My Pointy Finger of Justice... DUH! Nice one, Naruhodou! *Hi-fives Naruhodou* Woohoo!*Kakashi charges with the Raikiri.*
I've got you now!!!*Kakashi attacks with Raikiri. Mitsurugi jumps up to avoid the attack, but his cravat gets electrocuted!*
My... MY CRAVAT!!! YOU SHALL PAY!!!*Mitsurugi suddenly gets enveloped in a ball of energy.*
Whoa! I've never seen Mitsurugi like this before! (Now's my chance!) KYOUTZEL ROLLOUT!!!*Kyoutzel does a Rollout attack on Kakashi.*
Go Kyouya-kun! I'll be your backup! MINUNEKO DOUBLE-SLAP!!!*Minuneko Double-Slaps Kakashi while Kyoutzel uses Rollout on him.*
AARRGGHH!!! KATON: GOUKAKYUU NO— *Eyes glow blue* AVATAR STATE MITSURUGI ATTACK!!! WATER OCTOPUS!!!*Avatar State Mitsurugi summons a huge body of water out of nowhere and forms an octopus out of it. He uses it to attack Kakashi.*
AAACCKK!!! RAIKIRI!*Kakashi performs Raikiri to block the attack.*
Wow! Who knew Mitsurugi was that cool? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS THE AVATAR!!! GO MITSURUGI!!! MINUNEKO SCRATCH!!! *Scratches Kakashi on the back* Ah!!! ... Oh, wait... That actually feels kinda nice! KYOUYA-KUN!!! NOW!!! KYOUTZEL WATER GUN!!! Oh, snap! KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!!*Kakashi summons ten dogs.*
No more Mr. Nice Ninja. *Orders dogs to attack* GO!! Oh crap! TEN KILLER NINJA DOGS?! MITSURUGI!!! FIREBEND!!! ... MITSURUGI!!! FIREBEND!!! ... *Eyes stop glowing* AAHHH!!! DON'T FALL OUT OF AVATAR STATE YET!!! Oh! Were you saying something, Naruhodou?*The dogs charge at Naruhodou and Mitsurugi. The other dogs charge at Kyoutzel and Minuneko.*
THEY'RE COMING!!! TAJYUU MAYOBUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!*Mayoi pops out of nowhere and makes clones of herself and orders them to fend off the dogs.*
Mayoi! Thank goodness you're— *Jumps down from the trees and falls on Naruhodou* HIYAAAH!!! PAAAAAIIIN!!!! How dare you tie up my little sister and leave her in the middle of a dangerous forest?! She was slowing us down, so we decided to feed her to the wild animals— YOU WHAT?! SHUT UP, MITSURUGI!!! NARUHODOU... MITSURUGI... & Uh-oh!!! I'm gonna— Kitten! Watch out!*One of Kakashi's dogs tries to bite Chihiro's... Uh, you know.*
AHH!!! *Sprays luminol at the dog* Scram!
AAARRGGGHH!!! *Whimpers* Haha. Scaredy dog, LOL. Future!Me!!! Help me out here! Sorry, no can do. I've already got a bell, and getting into any trouble might make me lose it. Oh, snap. MINUNEKO DOUBLE-SLAP!!!*Minuneko Double-Slaps the dogs.*
KAKASHI-SENSEI'S ESCAPING!!!*Kyoutzel runs after Kakashi. Kyoutzel catches Kakashi in one of the trees.*
You!!! How are you, Kakashi-sensei? ALL YOUR BELLS ARE BELONG TO US!!!*Kyoutzel uses Tail Whip on Kakashi and gets two bells!*
YEAH!!! KYOUTZEL TRANSFORM!!! Woohoo! Now to get these to Minuki-chan! *Falls from the higher branches* AAAAAAARRRGGGGHH!!! Wrong timing, Housuke!!!*Odoroki falls on Kyouya, who falls from the branch he's standing in, which also falls on Minuneko.*
Ow!!! MINUNEKO TRANSFORM! Ow... You guys are heavy! Minuki-chan... Look what I've got... *Swings two bells* You got our bells! Yay! Cool! Now our entire team's cleared from this stage!*In one of the tree branches...*
Only three bells left? Aww man... I'm getting too old for this stuff! Hey there, Kakashi-sensei! Yeah! Hey there! Ah!!! What the... A Mayoi clone!!!*More Mayoi clones appear from nowhere.*
A!!! YA!!! SA!!! TO!!! MAYUTO RENDAN!!!*Kakashi gets pummelled by the Mayoi clones.*
Damn it!!! RASENGAN!!! Not so fast! *Clones gather around her* RASEN MAGATAMA!!! NO!!!*Mayoi forms a large Magatama from her chakra and attacks Kakashi.*
NOOO!!!!*Kakashi crashes into a tree and drops his last three bells.*
*Gets a bell* Yeah! Dattebayo!*Back at the clearing where Naruhodou, Mitsurugi, Chihiro, Souryuu, Hobohodo, Akane, Odoroki, Kyouya, and Minuki were...*
Akane-chan!!! *Heart-Eyes* You got your bell, too! Congratulations! Oh... Um... Thanks... Hehehe. *Wink wink nudge nudge* *Looks around* I wonder where the others are...*Mei and Harumi appear a few seconds later.*
We heard a foolishly foolish noise coming from here... What happened?*Mayoi arrives.*
I JUST BEAT KAKASHI-SENSEI-TTEBAYO!!!
Really? That's awesome, Mayoi-chan! *Sheepish smile* Well... Hmph. So how many bells have you gotten? I got three! Three...? Uh, hey, Mayoi... You wouldn't mind sharing two, right? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT AFTER WHAT YOU JUST DID!!! *Kicks Naruhodou* OOOOOWWWW!!! How about me? OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *Kicks Mitsurugi* PAAAAAAAIIIN!!! Mayoi, you can keep those other bells. You can't forgive these jerks, right? ... Sorry sis, but they're my teammates too.*Mayoi gives the two bells to Naruhodou and Mitsurugi.*
Oh, thank you, Mayoi!!! We promise not to tie you up ever again!!! Now wait a second there... I'll give you these bells... But you two have to treat me to 256 bowls of ramen! Dattebayo! & W-WHAT?! 256?! Agree to that deal, or these bells go back in the woods. & OKAY, OKAY!!! *Sigh* Well, at least it's all over. We've gotten all the bells, right? *Waves her bell* I've got mine, kitten. *Waves his bell* Yep. *Waves his* Mm-hmm. *Waves her bell* We've got ours, too! *Wave their bells in unison* Hmph. *Waves hers* I've got mine! *Also waves hers* Team 7 has theirs! *Also wave their bells in unison* Well... That's 12, alright... Looks like Chinami's been disqualified. And so has the scruffy fool! Garyuu-sensei shouldn't have tried to steal my bell!*The forest changes back into a stage.*
Oho! Well done. You have all successfully gotten 12 bells.*Kirihito, Itonoko, and Chinami appear in a huge net.*
However these three spent all their time chasing each other round Sectors C and B, so they have been disqualified.*Kakashi poofs back.*
Ahh... That was quite a ride, huh? Hmm... Kakashi. Are you alright? Well, I've been hit by a bunch of Pokémon attacks, met a ferocious monster with incinerating butterflies, got knocked out by a perverted book, sneezed because of fingerprinting powder, and got beaten by a female Naruto... Who're you calling a female Naruto-ttebayo?! But it was fun. Well, that means that the twelve of you... Have passed the Trio Appeals phase! YAY!!! 
*Sigh* Such is life... All of those who passed may now rest up. You shall all be called back here tomorrow to hear the instructions for the second phase of our contest. That is all. Court is adjourned! Uh, we're not in court. Oh! Well, in that case... Phase One is adjourned!*The Judge leaves.*
Looks like the Trio Appeals phase is finally over! Yeah! Now our contestants can rest up until... & THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!... TO BE CONTINUED.
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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Orcaizer Al wrote:
Franziska Hayaikan wrote:
Orcaizer Al, why did you have Kyouya transform into Floatzel? I understand about Minuki.
& THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!... TO BE CONTINUED.
Excellent Work Once Again, Orcaizer Al! I can't wait to read the next part!
/ Forever!
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Phoenix tells of Chinami
Chinami, you're a bitch. Er...nice Chinami? Odoroki Confesses his Love
Akane-chan, I love you. Er...that's nice Odoroki. *walks away, head hung low, and is suddenly yanked into the bushes by...* The hell was that Odoroki? You didn't even look her in the eyes! But...if she really loved me... Listen. I'll give you a few good tips on how to get a girl...*whispers into ear* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HEY AKANE! Do these clothes become me? Er...what are you smoking Odoroki? LET'S ENJOY SEX WITH ME! You're...kinda scaring me... OH SNAP!!!! I DO NOT HEAR SUCH A TRUTH...!?!?!? I'm just gonna...go over there now...*starts walking away* ME LAWYER, YOU CLIENT, ME DEFEND YOU IN BIG ROOM! Actually...I'm a detective... WAIT I AM PENIX WRIGHT! I suddenly know where you got those lines from! *slaps Odoroki across face* Why were you watching porn!?! Freak! *runs away* What the...heck is she talking about... *jumps out of bushes and runs*
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Galstaff, you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls. Where are the cheetoes? They're right next to you.
I cast a spell! Where's the Mountain Dew? IN THE FRIDGE! DUH!
I wanna cast a spell! Can I have a Mountain Dew? YES! You can have a Mountain Dew, just go get it! I can cast any of these, right? On the list? Yes. Any of the first level ones. I'm gonna get a soda, anyone want one? Hey, Nick, I'm not in the room, am I? What room? I wanna cast Magic Missile! The room where he's casting all those spells from. He hasn't cast anything yet! I am though, if you'd listen! I'm casting Magic Missile. Why are you casting Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack here.I....I'm attacking the DARKNESS![[
and laugh]] Fine, fine, you attack the darkness. There's an elf in front of you. Whoa, that's me right? He's wearing a brown tunic, and he has grey hair, and blue eyes. No I don't, I have grey eyes. Let me see that sheet. Well it says I have...well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted grey eyes. Whatever. Okay, you guys can go talk to each other now if you want. Hello. Hello. I am Galstaff, sorcerer of light! Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?[[
and laugh]] You guys are being attacked. Do I see this happening? No! You're outside, by the tavern. Cool, I'm getting drunk! [[sighs]] There are seven ogres surrounding you. How could they surround us? I had Mordecaidan's Magical Watchdog cast. No you didn't. I'm getting drunk! Are there any girls there? I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure and I said no. But I need material components for all my spells so I cast Mordecaidan's Faithful Watchdog. But you never actually cast it. Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk! [[rolls dice]] Yeah, you are! Are there any girls there? YEAH! I DID THOUGH! I completely said when you asked me NO YOU DIDN'T! You didn't actually SAY that you were casting the spell, so there's ogres, okay? Ogres? Man, I got an Ogre Slaying Knife. It's got a +9 against Ogres! YOU'RE NOT THERE! YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK! Okay, but if there are any girls there, I want to DO THEM!Another session of D&D soon. [[totally gacked from somewhere]]
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Hey guys! Welcome back to GS-CGP!!! Boy, that bell test sure musta been tiring for our contestants, huh, Kyle? Yep. I mean, they stayed in a forest overnight, so now our contestants can have time to rest up at the Alphonse Ferrez Hotel, (LOL my whole name. :P) the fanciest and most luxurious one the nice folks at Al's Weird Imagination Studios can come up with! And lemme tell ya, it's 100 times better than Hotel Dusk! Aye, good call, Kyle! It's a nice thing that the crew, including us, get to stay at such a place, right? You said it, Derek! & YEAH!!! FREE ROOM SERVICE!!! Now let's take a look at how our contestants react to this awesome treat!*The Judge leads the contestants to a fancy hotel and through a large hallway on the 11th floor.*
Wow, this place sure is nice... Yeah, compared to the Hotel Dusk... I wonder what we're supposed to do in such a fancy place like this.*The Judge stops. The contestants also stop.*
You may all be wondering why we're here... Since you have just finished the Trio Appeals phase, I shall now give you all time to rest up and rejuvenate until the second stage of the contest, which will occur tomorrow. You mean... We get to stay at this place until tomorrow? Dattebayo! That's so cool! This is even bigger than the mansion! There are four rooms in this hallway. Each is a five-star bedroom with a hot tub, flat-screen TV, a large sofa, and comfy beds. Each room can accommodate three people. Three people, huh? Uh, you do know that some of us aren't a complete trio anymore, right? Aha. See, you aren't obliged to take your teammates as your roommates. For now, you may choose anyone you wish to be your roommate and share the luxury... until tomorrow, that is. The time is... 7:30 AM. You've all got 24 hours to rest up, and you shall all meet at the pier tomorrow at 8 AM. Right! Now, you are free to choose your roommates. I'll be leaving now.*The Judge leaves.*
Sweet! We can choose our roommates! I choose you, Naruhodou-kun! And I choose Mitsurugi-kun, too! W-What? Yeah! What he said! Isn't the point of being able to choose your roommates the fact that you're not bound to stay with your teammates? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Don't forget your promise-ttebayo!*Flashback.*
I'll give you these bells... but you two have to treat me to 256 bowls of ramen! Dattebayo!*End flashback*
But the bell test is over! A promise is a promise, Mitsurugi-kun! You guys have to order 256 bowls of ramen via room service! *Sigh* Oh, fine... Yay!!!*Mayoi picks up the Key Card to room 4226 and opens the door.*
*Looks at Akane and blushes* (Gulp. Here goes...)*Odoroki walks up to Akane.*
Hey, Akane-chan... Uh... Wanna be roomies? *Also blushes* Ah... You, uh, don't give up, do you? ... Oh, alright! B-But remember, I'm, uh... I'm doing this not because I also have feelings for you, but, uh... it's out of pity, okay? *Plays with fingers* YES!!! SHE SAID YES!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!*Odoroki jumps up in the air.*
(Odoroki and Akane as roommates, huh? Oh, this is gonna be REALLY interesting.) Alright, I'm joining you guys, too! *Stops jumping* Hobohodo-san? Oh, uh, right... Three people in a room. Okay, fine, let's take that one! Room 4228? Oh, okay.*Hobohodo gets the Key Card and opens the door.*
You think they've got a huge mini-bar in there, Minuki-chan? *Laughs* It can't be "huge" if it's a mini-bar, Kyouya-kun! But I can make it huge with magic! More food for us, then!*Kyouya and Minuki laugh. Mei overhears the part about the food.*
Hmph. So you're talking about food, hmm? Very well. I shall be your roommate. & WHAT?! But wouldn't you rather be Kirio-san's roommate—?
Silence! Foolishly foolish magician girl! I WILL be your roommate, and you WILL allow me to indulge in your food! Ow!!! That hurts! And I thought you were on a diet, Karuma-san... A diet? How foolish. I am perfect, therefore, I can eat as much as I want.*Mei gets the Key Card for room 4225, opens the door, and goes straight to the mini-bar. Kyouya and Minuki sigh, and follow.*
So... we've got a hotel room all to ourselves for 24 hours, huh, Souryuu-kun? Yeah... A hotel room all to ourselves... for 24 hours... Yep. *Drinks coffee from his mug* Are you thinking what I'm thinking...? ... Oh!*Chihiro and Souryuu look at each other for a while.*
Well? Kitten, you are a vile temptress, alright... Rawr!*Souryuu picks up the Key Card for room 4227. He and Chihiro enter the room. And...*
OH, HONESTLY!!! GET SOME CENSORSHIP, MAN!!!*Okay... Souryuu and Chihiro enter the room, and—*
Peek-a-boo! & GAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, HAMI-CHAN?! Heehee! I'll be your roommate, Souryuu-san! Chihiro-chan! That's a lot better! *Returns to his room* But Souryuu-kun and I were—*Harumi looks around and finds the mini-bar.*
Ooh... I hope there's some candy here!*Harumi opens the mini-bar and grabs three Twix bars.*
Here you go, Chihiro-chan! *Gives a Twix bar to Chihiro* You too, Souryuu-san! *Gives him a Twix bar as well* Uh... Thanks, Hami-chan... Thanks... *Reads label* Hmm... Does this come in Coffee Flavor?*At room 4226...*
*Looks around* Wow!!! Look at that giant flat-screen TV-ttebayo! Yep. That sure is one nice TV... I wonder what movies are showing? *Picks up a TV guide* Ooh! They're showing 300!!! 300? Cool! What time's it gonna be on, Mitsurugi? *Checks TV guide* Hmm... Let's see... IT'S ON RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT?! QUICK, MITSURUGI!!! TURN ON THE TV!!! THEY'RE SHOWING 300 RIGHT NOW!!!*Mitsurugi turns the TV on.*
Leonidas: Persians! Come and take them!
Woohoo!!! We got to the good part!!! *Sigh* I dunno why you guys like that movie so much-ttebayo! It's just a stupid, horribly CGI-ed version of a mediocre comic! Dattebayo! That, and I'm pretty sure Chinami kept saying lines from that movie when she was in Ultimate Monster Mode!!!*Flashback*
TONIGHT, YOU SHALL DINE IN HELL!!!*End flashback*
300 is a stupid movie! NARUTTEBAYO!!! & WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I said 300's a stupid movie-ttebayo... & BLASPHEMER!!! BLASPHEMER!!! SPEAK ILL OF 300 AGAIN AND YOU WON'T GET ANY RAMEN!!! NOOO!!! Okay, okay! I'll shut up! Naruttebayo!*Naruhodou and Mitsurugi continue to watch the movie. Mayoi is forced to watch as well.*
*At room 4225...*
Pretzels! O glorious pretzels! Foolishly delicious pretzels!!! *Sigh* She's been eating for the last 15 minutes, Kyouya-kun! At this rate, we won't have any food left by tonight! You know, for a woman who claims she's perfect and petite, Karuma-san can really wolf down a box of pretzels, huh, Kyouya-kun? Maybe she stays in shape by whipping people. I HEARD YOU!!! *Whips Kyouya* Oww!!! See what I mean?!*At room 4228...*
*Hobohodo quickly jumps into the hot tob and splashes water.*
DAMN, this is nice!!! There's even a retractable board so I can play poker! Odoroki! Akane! Jump in! I'll beat you guys at poker! *Sweatdrops* Uh... I'm not really good at poker... And I really have no intention of playing cards in a hot tub… Pfft. Killjoys! More hot tubby fun for me, then!*Unbeknownst to the contestants, someone is watching them from the outside...*
??? Yep, these are the guys...
??? 2 You mean, they're...
??? Uh-huh. They're gonna be competing with us tomorrow.
??? 3 Feh! They look like a bunch of crap amateurs! They're easy to beat, compared to CP9!!!
??? We shouldn't underestimate them yet... Right, Captain?
??? 4 Hahaha!!! Underestimating is always wrong! I'm sure they'll be fun to go against!
??? I can TELL you're really enthusiastic about this...
??? 4 Yeah! I can't wait for tomorrow!!!
*Several hours later... Night arrives.*
*At room 4226...*
Alright! It's 8 PM, and you guys know what you're supposed to do! Watch more Spartan movies—? NO, NOT THAT-TTEBAYO!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ORDER 256 BOWLS OF RAMEN VIA ROOM SERVICE!!! What, right now? Yep! *Grabs the phone and hands it to Naruhodou* Ramen! Now! Oh, fine...*Naruhodou orders ramen through the phone. A few seconds later..."
Hi there! Did someone order 256 bowls of ramen?
... 'Cuz we've got it right here!*Griff and Eddy move back to show four large tables with 256 bowls of ramen on them.*
Ooh! That was fast!!!*Griff and Eddy leave.*
*Picks up chopsticks* ITADAKIMASU!!! & So... you're just gonna eat all 256 bowls by yourself? *Finishes one bowl* Haha! I knew you'd be jealous, Naruhodou-kun! Mitsurugi-kun! Dattebayo! Alright, you can have 2 bowls! *Finishes another bowl* & WHAT?! WE ONLY GET TWO BOWLS OF FOOD WHILE YOU GET 254?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! Hey! You're the ones who tied me to a tree stump in the middle of the forest-ttebayo! *Finishes another bowl* & Oh, right... *Eats more ramen* ... ... At least give ME an extra bowl! I'll let you drive my car! WHAT?! BRIBERY IS AN ACT NOT BEFITTING OF A SPARTAN!!! Naruhodou-kun? What are you doing-ttebayo?! YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME?! YOU ARE THE ILL-FITTING ONE!!! Mitsurugi-kun? You too-ttebayo?! YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FUN OF US SPARTANS!!! TONIGHT, WE SHALL DINE IN HELL!!!*Naruhodou and Mitsurugi fight over who gets an extra bowl of ramen.*
DO NOT DEFILE ME!!! I WANT AN EXTRA BOWL, TOO!!! YOU ARE THE ONE DOING THE DEFILING!!! Naruhodou-kun! Mitsurugi-kun! STOP!!! I'LL GIVE YOU BOTH AN EXTRA BOWL!!! *Raises a toothpick to Mitsurugi's cheek* I SHALL MAKE THE CRAVAT KING BLEED! Okay, this is getting crazy. MAYOBUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!*Mayoi makes clones of herself.*
HEY!!! RAMEN!!! NO!!! THAT'S MINE!!! ... AND YOU'RE NOT HERE TO EAT, YOU'RE HERE TO STOP THOSE SPARTAN-WANNABES OVER THERE-TTEBAYO!!! *Grabs toothpick* I SHALL MAKE THE SPIKE KING BLEED! Oh, fine...*The Mayoi clones get into position.*
A!!! YA!!! SA!!! TO!!! MAYUTO RENDAN!!! & AHHH!!!*Mayoi and her clones restrain Naruhodou and Mitsurugi.*
Oww... Pain... *Disperses clones* Okay, now... See what happens when you watch too many Spartan movies-ttebayo? *Gets four bowls of ramen and gives Naruhodou and Mitsurugi two bowls each* Now... Let's all just eat and stop mimicking Leonidas and Xerxes-ttebayo! & *Sigh* Okay... Itadakimasu... But for the record, I was more like Leonidas. *At room 4225...*
*Yawns* Today sure was a lazy day, huh, Kyouya-kun? Yeah... I think it's just so we all get shocked at whatever we're supposed to do tomorrow. ... Exactly what are we supposed to do for the Second Stage of the contest anyway, Kyouya-kun? I'm not sure. I just hope it won't require us to turn into Pokémon just to stand a chance against the opponent... Hmph! Pokémon? You had to turn into Pokémon just to get a bell from that foolishly foolish ninja fool? Hahaha!!! You make me laugh! All I needed was my whip to get a bell! So if it was THAT easy, Karuma-san... then where were you during the last two funnies? ... ... Foolish magician girl! I choose to stay silent! *Standing in the hallway* What the hell happened to people's originality when it comes to catchphrases?! "I'M STAYING SILENT" IS MINE, DAMMIT!!! What are you doing standing outside my room? ... And since it's MY catchphrase, anyway... I'M STAYING SILENT! HA!!!*Hobohodo returns to his room.*
Okay... What was that all about? I honestly have no idea.*At room 4227...*
Hami-chan... Isn't it past your bedtime? *Watching cartoons on the TV* No it isn't, Chihiro-chan! Why do you ask...? Um... We... Uh... Chihiro and I wanted to... Ooh! I know now what you guys wanna do! *Wink wink nudge nudge* & YOU WHAT?! Souryuu-san and Chihiro-chan, you want to... (Gasp! She can't possibly be thinking about—?) (How much does Hami-chan know about adult relationships, anyway?) Chihiro-chan and Souryuu-san! You wanna watch horror movies, right? And I'm not allowed to watch those movies, so you want me to go to sleep, right? ... Oh! Right! Horror movie... (Phew.) *Drinks coffee* (At least she didn't say what I thought she would...) ... But I wanna watch horror movies, too! Please, Chihiro-chan! Let me watch the movie with you and Souryuu-san! I promise not to scream real loud and I'll only hide under the sofa every 30 minutes. So what movie are you watching? Oh, uh... Well... *Picks up TV guide* There's one horror movie showing right now... It's... SAW 2. Saw-too? What's that? Is it like... "Sahwit"?*<Insert stand-up comedy drum sound here.>*
Souryuu-kun, come over here. Uh, sure, kitten.*Souryuu walks away while Harumi turns the TV on.*
*Grabs Souryuu by the collar* WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? You want Hami-chan to watch SAW 2? That movie's not appropriate for her age! Calm down, kitten! I'm sure she'll fall asleep before we get to the middle of the movie. But still! Why SAW 2? Hami-chan might not be able to stand all those gorey scenes!*Souryuu and Chihiro return to where Harumi was. They find the TV turned on.*
Hami-chan! What are you watching?! Saw-too!!! Wow! Look at all the blood! It's just like when I tag along with Naruhodou-san when he investigates crime scenes! ... ... *Drinks coffee* ... Okay, let's watch this movie.*Chihiro and Souryuu sit down to watch SAW 2 with Harumi.*
*At room 4228...*
*In the hot tub again* Man... This is so awesome... I wish I could stay here forever! But we're only staying here until tomorrow. Remember, we've gotta be at the pier by 8 AM tomorrow for the Second Stage of the contest... Hmm... I wonder if Kakashi-sensei's still gonna be around for the Second Stage? Most likely not. His purpose was to oversee and participate in the Trio Appeals phase... I'm not sure why the people in charge of this contest would keep him. Because he's Kakashi... DUH! The only cool character from Shippuuden next to Deidara! ... ... ... You still watch Shippuuden? ... Yeah, so? Asuma-sensei gets killed during that series! *Chuckles* You're still a fan of Sarutobi Asuma even after all thse years, Odoroki? *Blushes* Well... Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of. I think it's kinda cute, actually— AWW, AIN'T THAT CUTE. ODOROKI AND AKANE, SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N— *Sprays luminol into Hobohodo's eyes* AHH!!! DEJA VU!!! IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!!...
*The next morning... In room 4226...*
*Yawns* Man, I feel great-ttebayo! All that ramen sure filled me up. *Wakes up* Damn, this has gotta be the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in! 'TIS FIT FOR A SPARTAN KING SUCH AS I!!! *Also wakes up* Damn, this has gotta be the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in! 'TIS FIT FOR A SPARTAN KING SUCH AS I!!! ... ... ... & Oh, fine! No Spartan lines! Well, we better get ready-ttebayo! Today's the day we move on to the Second Stage of the contest!*All of the other contestants wake up as well. By 7:30 AM, everyone's ready and are on their way to the pier.*
...
*At the pier...*
*Sees contestants coming* Hey there! Are you guys ready to begin? Yup! What's the Second Stage gonna be like, anyway? Let's ask the Judge to find out.*The Judge appears.*
Good morning, contestants! Today, you shall all aprticipate in the Second Stage of the GS-CGP, the Pirate Treasure Hunt! PIRATE TREASURE HUNT? *Nods* That's right. But for this phase, you shall all have to disband your trios. What? For the Pirate Treasure Hunt... you shall all be put in pairs.*All of the contestants are shocked.*
Ooh, looks like we're getting to a really interesting part, folks! I wonder what'll happen when our contestants are put into pairs... Also, why are they gonna be put into pairs? & Find out next time on... THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!... TO BE CONTINUED.
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We now return to AS THE WORLD OBJECTS
Let me hold him. Look at it Maya. Our son. Yeah, what should we name him? I know! How about hrrrrrrrrrr? Wtf? Hrrrrrrrr? You know. Like the Dane Cook joke. We are not naming hrrrrrrrrrr. How about Optimus Prime? No. How about Megatro... No.------------------
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Finally! I've found who killed my father, and now I've got you cornered. Do you have any idea why I killed your father? Yeah! Because your a friggin' whorebag! Your father wasn't a perfect man. Even he had his secrets. No! I don't believe you!------------------
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Mr. and Mrs. Wright. & Yes. I'm sorry to say that this isn't your child. OH WHAT THE HELL! I JUST PUSHED THIS THING THROUGH A HOLE WAY SMALLER THAN IT ITSELF! YOU DON'T TELL ME THAT IT ISN'T MY CHILD! Actually, it's yours. It's just not Mr. Wright's. What!? No...Maya...How could you. No, I didn't...I... Then what's another explination! I can explain that easily. What are you doing here Edgeworth? I decided to guess star. Anyways...-----------------
Having my alone time, having my alone time. ARE YOU DONE YET! I REALLY HAVE TO PISS! Almost done. HURRY IT UP! Give me a second! WELL, GO QUI...Oh crap, now I pissed my self. *Breaks down the door and starts attacking Edgeworth*----------------
And while we were wrestling, I impregnated her! ....... .......
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Mr. Wright! You're lying! .......................... Mr. Wright! You- ..... That's right... I didn't play Poker that night... Phoenix... Tell the court... who is the real murderer... ...... His name is.... Kyle Hyde... ... Witness... Please testify to the court...
................................ ................................ ................................ ..... Is that so... Odoroki... You may begin your cross-examination...
................................ ................................ are you sure? ................................
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I have a passionate heart BURNING- In pursuit of the truth... ...I have a passionate heart BURNING R- In pursuit of the truth... Are you done yet? I have to say my catchphrase, and I can't say it if you're still saying yours! Okay okay... fine. ... for real? Yeah, just go on. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *quickly* I HAVE A PASSIONATE HEART BU- In the pursuit of truth! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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*Possesed* Time for a commercial...
Hi kids, I'm Matt Enguarde. I play TV's Nickel Samurai. Some people say I'm refreshing like a spring breeze due to my talent and charm, but that's not the reason. It's because of my favorite beverage...
CHOCOLATE MILK! I drink ten wine glasses of chocolate milk a day so I have the strong bones needed to disembowel my enemies and eat them for DINNER! So remember kiddies, drink your milk, or I will drain the blood from your corpse and drink it with MINE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! Hey, that's not very nice, O'Malley. We should be encouraging kids to drink milk, not threatening them.
Ohh shut up!Got (Chocolate) Milk?
Chinese Infantry presents (and assures you he's not making any profit off of):
FOUR GUYS (and one freeballer) NAKED IN A HOT TUB! It's unrehearsed, it's a discussion group, and guess what? EVERYBODY IS NAKED (except for Gumshoe, who is freeballing).
Your group members are: Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth (
), Former Chief of Police Damon Gant ( ), Prosecutor/Pimp Godot ( ), Detective Dick Gumshoe ( ), and Defense Attorney, Group Moderator and all around awesome guy: PHOENIX WRIGHT! ( ) Once again, thanks for the intro. Also thanks for not blowing the entire budget on the intro. Ok, before we begin, there is an issue that has been the topic of quite some heated debate: Godot's name. Is it pronounced "Goh-Dot" As in "Connect the dot" or "Goh-do" as in "Tae Kwon Do". Godot, would you like to clear this up? Sure would, bitch! Anyways, my name is pronounced "Goh-do". Like most French names containing a "T" at the end, the T in my name is silent. Therefore, anyone pronouncing my name "Goh-dot" will get a pimp slap across the face! What about Chinese Infantry? He always pronounced it as "Goh-dot" until he sang the Godot Song and got criticized for pronouncing your name wrong. Yeah, I know, and I already pimp slapped him for him. Right... well enough of your name and pimp slapping, let's get started. Issue number 1: this guy: 
. Otherwise known as the "Gay Chef Witness", he wears pink, holds a flower in his mouth, dances in the most girlish manner possible, owns a French Restaurant, and I'm pretty sure if GS3 was localized, he'd call people "honeybuns". Probably the most effeminate of any character in Gyakuten Saiban, popular opinion draws this guy as being gay. However, is he actually gay, or is it fan's confusion of the terms "Homosexual" and "Effeminate". Edgeworth, we start with you. Once again, the fans are idiots. JUST BECAUSE HE WEARS PINK AND DANCES LIKE A FAIRY DOES NOT MEAN HE PREFERS MEN! I mean, take a look at Max Galactica: dresses like a fairy, calls everyone "sweetie" regardless of gender, but has an obvious crush on Regina. Now take a look at Zangief, a character from Street Fighter, another Capcom game. Jacked, rugged, a macho man, if you will. However, guess what he doesn't like: that's right, WOMEN. Since he doesn't like women, it can only mean he likes it UP THE BUTT! You didn't even consider the possibility that he might be asexual... That's not the point. What I'm trying to state is this is an example of the Capcom theory: The amount of gayness a person's appearance gives off is inversely proportional to how gay he actually is. ...So what you are trying to say is... Yup. That's guy's straight as an arrow. By your logic, you're probably even straighter than him, bitch! Yeah, fuck you too. Whatever, that sounds like a perfectly logical explanation. Gant, your opinion? MY OPINION IS THAT HE IS ONE HOT HUNK OF A MAN. I'D LET HIM TENDERIZE MY VEAL ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! (Once again, a legitimate theory from Edgeworth destroyed by your inane babbling.) Godot, can I ask you something? What is it, bitch? You're a pimp, right? No shit I'm a pimp. What gave it away? The pimp hat, the hos, the "Coffee Pimp" ring, the pimp chains, or any of the other 10,000 hints? Smartass comments aside. My question is: do you have a hot tub. OF COURSE I DO, BITCH! WHAT SELF-RESPECTING PIMP DOESN'T? Well then, why aren't we using yours instead of sitting in Gant's hot tub and listen to him further confirm his homosexuality. BECAUSE MY HOT TUB IS RESERVED FOR ONLY ME AND MY HOS, BITCH! THE ONLY PENIS ALLOWED IN THAT HOT TUB IS MINE! ANYONE ELSE... ...Gets a pimp slap, I know... NO! I WAS GOING TO SAY ANYONE ELSE GETS THEIR DICK CUT OFF, DEEP-FRIED AND THEN SERVED TO THEM! I think I would have preferred if you just said "pimp slap" instead. Now then, it is your turn to speak: Is Hondobou gay or not? Of course he's a fuckin' queer, bitch! The outfit, the hair, the fact that he's French. All of those things broadcast one message loud and clear: "I LIKE DICK IN MY MOUTH, BITCH!" Once again, you forgot about the Capcom Theory. Your theory blows, because already, you prove it wrong, bitch! I mean, you wear pink and more frills than a French Maid and still, every night, you take it up the ass from your butt-buddy Maruhodou. Godot... STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES. Just admit that every night, you two fuck each other to the point where your assholes are 3 cm in diameter wider than they used to be. Just keep telling yourself that. Gumshoe... Yeah, don't bother, I wasn't paying attention. Hmm, good work. Ok, issue number 2: Why I like to suck Edgeworth's hard cock all day and all night. Wait... HA HA HA HA HA! I KNEW IT BITCH! I KNEW YOU AN EDGEWORTH WERE FAGS FOR EACHOTHER! NICE OF YOU TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. Actually, it would appear that a certain smartass pimp decided to cross off the topic I had on this card and replace it with his own. Hey, I was doing you a service, bitch! If you want to do me a service, you will keep your mouth shut until I get to you. Since the Coffee Pimp decided to cross off the topic I had, I'm just going to make one up: Issue number 2: Horsies! Are they pretty? Edgeworth, as always, you go first: This isn't Celebrity Jeopardy! We are not all incapable of providing intelligent input, you know. With the exception of you, that's hard to prove. HEY, I PROVIDE INTELLIGENT INPUT, BITCH! No, you provide obscene input and imply that me and Edgeworth are homosexuals. (God, at least he doesn't make jokes about my mother.) You not a queer? That's not what your mother said to me last night, bitch! (Me and my big thought text.) Gant, do you think horsies are pretty. I LIKE HORSIES! RIDING THEM IS FUN! Yeah, that's all good, but do you think they are pretty? I ALSO LIKE TO MILK THE MALE HORSES! (Too much information! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!) Uhh, on second thought, I'll just move onto Godot. *Singing* C is for Coffee! That's good enough for me!
C is for Coffee! That's good enough for me!
C is for Coffee! That's good enough for me! OHHH!
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, starts with C! AHHHH!
Ok, you're ripping off Sesame Street's Cookie Monster instead of participating, so... I'm practicing for my role in a children's T.V. Show as the Coffee Monster, bitch! Since when do pimps star in children's T.V. shows? Ever since The National Association of Overprotective Politically Correct Soccer Moms threw a hissy fit and changed Cookie Monster into "Health-Food Hippie Monster", bitch! I feel it is my duty to teach children the wonders and joy of the playa's drink of choice: Coffee. That, and Cookie Monster was Chinese Infantry's favorite Sesame Street character when he was a kid, bitch! It's true... Ok, now that we've established the bastardization of Chinese Infantry's favorite Sesame Street character, lets discuss the matter at hand: are horsies pretty? Horsies suck, bitch! Anyone who likes them also sucks. As for them being pretty: hell no! They are butt-ugly! Wow, you actually managed to answer the question without making a reference to homosexuality or pimp slapping. Also, Maruhodou and Edgeworth fuck eachother in the ass and I want to pimp-slap everyone who loves horsies! Ok, why? Because I hate you, bitch! Trust me, the feeling is mutual. That's exactly what your mother said last night, bitch! (Good lord, what have I done!) Ok, Godot: go fuck yourself and die. Gumshoe: Answer this. Are horsies pretty or not? Yes or no. Just tell me: are horsies pretty. You can even lie to me and say yes if you really mean no. JUST SAY YES OR NO! Yes or no! (Why do I even try? He's only intelligent when he has a tape from Maya's discussion group.) Once again, we reach a new low. Ok, issue number 3: . What crawled up her ass and made her such a fucking bitch? Seriously, I feel sorry that Pearls had to be raised by such a bitch. Edgeworth, start us off. There is a song I'd like to sing about that! Huh? Weeeeeeeeeeell, Pearl's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes a super king kamehameha BIATCH!
Have you ever met my friend Pearl's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Pearl's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
I REALLY MEAN IT, PEARL'S MOM! SHE'S A BIG FAT FUCKING BIIIIIIIIITCH! BIG OLD FAT FUCKING RIGHT NOOOOOW! YEAH! CHAAAA!
Edgeworth, you sang the exact same South Park parody about Franziska in the "React with Similies Topic". So? What's your point? My point is you are bland and unoriginal. Gant, let's hear from you. THERE'S A... I don't want to hear it! ...good reason why Morgan Fey is a bitch! Whew!) Ok, in that case, go on. It's because she is a woman, and women cannot be trusted. THAT'S WHY I PREFER MEN. Ermm, to any women who just read that, I apologize for what Gant said. And furthermore... (Gant, I don't need more angry phone calls than I already get!) Aaaaaaand shut it! Gumshoe, let's hear from... NOT SO FAST, BITCH! I really thought that would work. Well, you were wrong, you Edgeworthfucker! Whatever, now that you have the floor, give your opinion (Great, I think I know where this is going.) Well you know why Morgan Fey is a bitch? She was born with a STICK UP HER ASS! At the age of eight, she finally managed to remove the stick from her ass, only to have it replaced with a WOODEN PLANK. Then it became a metal pole, a barb wire fence, a statue of Stalin, and finally, A LIVE BADGER! WHAT? That's right, the reason Morgan Fey is a bitch is because she has a LIVE BADGER STUCK UP HER ASS! Godot? What, bitch? That is probably the dumbest theory I've ever heard. There is no way there is a live badger up Morgan Fey's ass!*Meanwhile, at the Hotti Clinic*
Hmm, yes, after "careful" examination, I think I have found the reason for your moodiness. Well, what is it then? During the examination, I found this furry animal *points to badger in cage* lodged in your hindquarters. I had to carefully extract it from your hindquarters and then move it to a proper storage unit. In English, please! There was a live badger stuck up your ass and I had to pull it out. .... ...Hmm, yes. I also found other things, including a piece of the stick that was founded jammed up your ass when you were eight, splinters from the wooden plank, the metal pole they never managed to pull out, needles from the barb wired fence, and a bronze version of Stalin's Head. ...Right, well am I all better now! You should be, hmm, yes... Good, now people will stop calling me a bitch *leaves* Hmm, now where did I leave that midget patient with tourette's syndrome I was dealing with before?*Back at the hot tub*
Normally, I would ignore Gumshoe because he is an idiot, but right now, I'm convinced nothing he says can be more idiotic than what Godot just suggested. It's ok, I am an idiot. At least you are honest. (Ok, at this point, something really sketchy happens and I always have to call off the show.) Issue...number.......4? ... ... ... ... (That's a relief.) ...WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL US WHAT ISSUE NUMBER 4 IS, BITCH? (No, I was waiting for Winston Payne to show up naked and freak us all out.) ...Right. Issue Number 4: ... We already went over him, bitch! We decided he was a spiky hair twat who should die. I wasn't finished. and . The GS4 versions of me and Edgeworth. Since already so many people think that me and Edgeworth are a homosexual couple... *coughbecauseyouarecoughbitch!cough* ...Especially Godot, is / going to because the next big Yaoi pairing when GS4 is released? For this topic, I've decided to do something different. First, I have a special guest: Maya Fey! *Walks in naked* Hi guys! *hops in next to Phoenix* ARE YOU UNDER 18? Umm, no... OK, NOT INTERESTED! I thought you said no women allowed in the hot tub, bitch! ...That was Edgeworth. Anyways, what I am going to do is divide you into debate teams of two: It will be Edgeworth and Gant Vs. Godot and Gumshoe. What, I have to be with the flaming child molester! Goddammit! I'll swap you for the complete dumbass, bitch! Those are the teams and they aren't changing. Now what you will do is each take a side of this issue and debate over it, making points until a decision is made. Remember, you can talk more than once and you don't have to go in order. So where does Maya fall into all of this. Meanwhile, while you guys are spouting inane babble, I will be making out with Maya. Ready, go!*
and begin making out* I would like to establish first that yes, Odoroki/Kyouya will most likely be a fan pairing with some momentum. However, I highly doubt it will be the dominant pairing, like (unfortunately) Phoenix/Me. First of all, no fanart or fanfiction has popped up featuring the two yet... I ALREADY STARTED DRAWING PICTURES OF THEM AS A GAY COUPLE, YOU WANNA SEE? You don't count, because you molest children. That is because GS4 ain't even out yet, bitch! Fangirls don't have the excuses yet. Trust me, come the release, they will find one line and then all the sudden, pictures of the two having buttsex will pop up all over the internet. No, you see, the reason Phoenix/Me is so popular is because we actually have history together. We were good friends in grade school, along with Larry. Therefore, by that logic, it appears that we must be gay. I know! As a matter of fact, there is a LiveJournal community entirely dedicated to you three fucking each other in the ass, bitch! That's not the point. The point is: So far, no past history between Odoroki and Kyouya has been confirmed. Who's Kyouya? You know what, bitch? Why don't you and Gant talk about horsies or something and let the intelligent ones debate. YAAAY, I LIKE HORSIES! ...Me too! Anyways, it doesn't matter. Fangirls are going to find some way. Apparently, a lot of these idiots come from the "Opposites Attract" school of thought as well as the "Fuck het, I'm a big fucking Yaoi Nut" school of thought. It happens in every fandom: Harry/Draco from Harry Potter, Cloud/Sephiroth from Final Fantasy, Sonic/Shadow from Sonic the Hedgehog, Kyle/Stan from South Park... Kyle and Stan were best friends, you dumbass! Fine then, Kyle/Cartman. However, none of those, besides Kyle/Stan, which doesn't count because it went against the "Opposites Attract" theory, are the dominant pairing of the fandom. Phoenix/Me, on the other hand, is. So? The question was, as I quote: "is / going to because the next big Yaoi pairing when GS4 is released?" implying will it be as popular as Phoenix/Me when the game is released. I answered no because so far, nothing links the two together besides being on opposites sides of the courtroom.*Other side of the hot tub*
*Moaning, then stops* Nick, stop! What? Don't you like it when I do that? No, I do like it, it's just I don't feel comfortable doing it with all of those guys over there watching. Don't worry, honey, they are probably too busy insult each other's moms to even notice us. Could we perhaps go someplace more private? Ok, Maya, for you. *kisses Maya's cheek**Whole hot tub*
Ok, did you guys reach a conclusion? Nope. No, bitch! I TALKED ABOUT HORSIES! ...Me too! That's too bad, because I'm wrapping the show up right now. What? We haven't been interrupted by some horny naked man yet. Why are you stopping early? Because as you would say, Edgeworth: Maya and I need our alone time together. Hey, you're making Edgey jealous now, bitch! Godot, fuck you! Anyways, next episode, if we get any good ideas for it, we'll take about even more fascinating topics that will possibly scar you for life, kind of like Godot's face! I RESENT THAT, BITCH! See! I can be an insulting prick too! MEETING ADJOURNED!*
and go off to...well I think you can figure out for yourself, judging by who is writing this*
I yell "OBJECTION!" in the court sometimes!
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Quote:
:godot: NOT SO FAST, BITCH!
I really thought that would work.
Well, you were wrong, you Edgeworthfucker!
Whatever, now that you have the floor, give your opinion (Great, I think I know where this is going.)
Well you know why Morgan Fey is a bitch? She was born with a STICK UP HER ASS! At the age of eight, she finally managed to remove the stick from her ass, only to have it replaced with a WOODEN PLANK. Then it became a metal pole, a barb wire fence, a statue of Stalin, and finally, A LIVE BADGER!
WHAT?
That's right, the reason Morgan Fey is a bitch is because she has a LIVE BADGER STUCK UP HER ASS!
I really thought that would work. Well, you were wrong, you Edgeworthfucker! Whatever, now that you have the floor, give your opinion (Great, I think I know where this is going.) Well you know why Morgan Fey is a bitch? She was born with a STICK UP HER ASS! At the age of eight, she finally managed to remove the stick from her ass, only to have it replaced with a WOODEN PLANK. Then it became a metal pole, a barb wire fence, a statue of Stalin, and finally, A LIVE BADGER! WHAT? That's right, the reason Morgan Fey is a bitch is because she has a LIVE BADGER STUCK UP HER ASS!...
*eats a couple of chips*
*takes a sip of slurpee*
*dabs mouth with napkin*
...that and all of it is made of WIN.
Yay! =D
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Chinese Infantry wrote:
*Singing* C is for Coffee! That's good enough for me!
C is for Coffee! That's good enough for me!
C is for Coffee! That's good enough for me! OHHH!
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, starts with C! AHHHH!
Ok, you're ripping off Sesame Street's Cookie Monster instead of participating, so... I'm practicing for my role in a children's T.V. Show as the Coffee Monster, bitch! Since when do pimps star in children's T.V. shows? Ever since The National Association of Overprotective Politically Correct Soccer Moms threw a hissy fit and changed Cookie Monster into "Health-Food Hippie Monster", bitch! I feel it is my duty to teach children the wonders and joy of the playa's drink of choice: Coffee. That, and Cookie Monster was Chinese Infantry's favorite Sesame Street character when he was a kid, bitch! It's true... Ok, now that we've established the bastardization of Chinese Infantry's favorite Sesame Street character, lets discuss the matter at hand: are horsies pretty?------------------------------------------
*Walks in naked* Hi guys! *hops in next to Phoenix* ARE YOU UNDER 18? Umm, no... OK, NOT INTERESTED!These have 2 jokes have to do my favorite of all of the jokes you made CI! I was laughing so much that I felt like I was going to pop a lung. And actually making fun of yourself, Golden!
Sadly, The Cookie Monster was almost my favorite Sesame Street character.
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: You know Nick, I've noticed something... : Er....yeah, Larry? : Why is it that all of the really girly guys end up getting the chicks? I...I don't get it really. : What do you mean? : I mean, 
has 
, got 
.... (lucky freakin' bastard) : What was that Larry? : Nothing! (stupid cinnamon bun head...). And hell, even had 
: A match made in hell... : Hell, even you had that phase where you were with Do- : SAY THAT NAME AND YOU DIE A DEATH OF A THOUSAND YEARS! : I....eep. I was just saying...the sweater....the pink. It hurt the eyes.... : Don't make me break this off in your eyesocket, Larry. : Geez...no need to get so defensive.... : *sigh* Sorry, Larry. It's just a sore point with me. Trying to put that behind me. Anyways... : Anyways...why? Why are all the girly ones the only ones that actually seem to get the girl? Do I need to start wearing make-up to get my girlfriends to stay with me? : Y-you're asking the wrong person, Larry...why don't you ask Edgeworth about that? He's the one with the frills and the fangirls! : I heard that, Wright. : E-Edgeworth? What are you doing h-...you didn't come to use my bathroom again, did you? : DAMMIT, Wright, it was one time and you know it was like that. : I know it wasn't. I just needed to make sure if I had to get out the Lysol spray and the toilet bowl cleaner again after the last time. The place still smells like s- : What are you trying to imply with me anyways, Wright? You think I'm girly? Metrosexual? Effete? I heard you two talking. : Yo, Edgey! Tell me your secret man! How do you get all those fangirls, really? And you wouldn't happen to have one to spare, do you? : (I think you might want to reconsider that, Larry....) : I don't know what you're talking about...though I do know a certain enthusiastic admirer of mind I could definitely spare. : Is she cute? : I bet she thinks she is... : Edgeworth, you aren't thinking of pawning O... : I'm so in, dude! : Perfect...let me give you an extra cravat too. She especially finds that attractive. : So THAT'S your secret, man! I should have known! : (Poor Larry...if only he knew what he was getting into...)*A few days later*
: Hey, Nick...what ever happened to Larry? : Mmm? : I heard he visited the office a couple of days ago, but you haven't said anything about him or what he asked you about. : Hehh....that was just Larry being Larry. As for what happened to him...*DOORCRACK!*
: NICK! You bastard! YOU LEFT ME WITH THAT WINDY OLD PSYCHO?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHAT EDGEY WA.... .... ... ....this is awkward. I knew you were desperate dude, but....I never figured you for... : Larry, first, Maya is not my sister, so don't even finish that thought, and secondly, GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM! : I'm going to go throw up now. Butz needs his sick time... : ....that's the last time I have you check for lumps. : You could have always asked the doctor to check you if you were worried about breast cancer...don't know why, but... : (What I wouldn't give for Franziska's whip right about now. If denseness could be whipped out of someone anwyays...)
Proud Phoenix/Maya shipper! 
(props to LySs for the smiley!)
(props to LySs for the smiley!)
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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There is nothing more important than women my son... Nothing... Oh.
Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.
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You go into a tavern A gay tavern! ...a gay tavern. It is called the Blue Oyster.0000000
I have a werewolf. I flip off the werewolf. : Oh, you know you're jealous. You know you want one.00000000000
O: I attack you! You can't attack me! I'm the Dungeonmaster!000000000
I attack the dragon. The dragon eats you. I bribe the dragon with M&M's. Now he is my friend. I shall call him Bob.
Real men catch Weedles.
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~We will become one~
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WHAT A!? WHAT A?! One one desu desu desu! Theodore Vanderworth!! What are you doing? ....AH! MY BEAUTIFUL WORDS! I'm celebrating April Fools on Court Records! NO! IT'S NOT HOTEL ROOMS OR HALLOWEEN! Hey buddy? State your name. Why..? Just do it. Who me? I'm PHOENIX WRIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Judge Hobohodo
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Quote:
Regina: Hello, Leon!
Leon: We share a love.
Bat: Hey, Regina!
Leon: He takes the love.
: Hey, Regina! Hey, Bat!
Leon: I take his life.
*LEON BITES BAT HARD ON THE HEAD*
: Nooooooooo, Bat!!
Leon: I take his legs.
*LEON BITES ACRO HARD ON THE LEG*
Regina: Nooooooooo, Leon!!
Leon: We share a love again.
Russell: Leon, I propose he walk to behind the shed...
Leon: I take his proposal.
*THEY WALK BEHIND THE SHED AND RUSSELL SHOOTS LEON*
: And that's what happened.
: Your Pysche-Lock hasn't disappeared...
: My what?
Leon: We share a love.
Bat: Hey, Regina!
Leon: He takes the love.
: Hey, Regina! Hey, Bat!Leon: I take his life.
*LEON BITES BAT HARD ON THE HEAD*
: Nooooooooo, Bat!!Leon: I take his legs.
*LEON BITES ACRO HARD ON THE LEG*
Regina: Nooooooooo, Leon!!
Leon: We share a love again.
Russell: Leon, I propose he walk to behind the shed...
Leon: I take his proposal.
*THEY WALK BEHIND THE SHED AND RUSSELL SHOOTS LEON*
: And that's what happened.: Your Pysche-Lock hasn't disappeared...: My what?Mix The Simpsons (I bring you looooooooove...) with the bit of JFA I was playing earlier, and you get something very creepy.
I know it's probably not a good idea to post this while we've got the Hotel Dusk joke going on, but...
Judge Hobohodo - Every Sunday, 9.00pm GMT - Only on Gatewater 4.
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That's one of my rules.
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Gavin Texas Ranger
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- Not more desu..."Madamada iku yo~~~!!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Namamugi namagome desu desu Hyde!!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Kaeru pyoko pyoko desu desu Hyde!!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Sexual violet desu desu Hyde!!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Soul train desu desu Hyde!!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Anesan rokkaku desu desu Hyde!!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Riichi ippatsu desu desu Hyde!!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Desu desu Hyde! desu desu Hyde!
Saigo ni mou icchou~, hai!
Desu desu Hyde!"
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ROCK AND ROLL! HIGH SPEED!
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YOU'RE STUPID! I know you are, but what am I? YOU'RE STUPID! I know you are, but what am I? YOU'RE- GROW UP, BOTH OF YOU! YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!!
My art thread!
My sprite thread! Calando in progress
Phoenix Wright and co.:Ace Mythbusters! Myth 2 finished
First AA fanfic: Childhood Turnabout (finished)
And my devart site
My billboard signature! *gets pelted with tomatoes*
My sprite thread! Calando in progress
Phoenix Wright and co.:Ace Mythbusters! Myth 2 finished
First AA fanfic: Childhood Turnabout (finished)
And my devart site
My billboard signature! *gets pelted with tomatoes*
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
AND HIS LAST NAME IS ODEKO.
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- - -
PrOsEcUtOrS: PiMpIn' AnD DaNgErOuS!
You know, I've noticed something. So, underneath that skull of yours there is proof of intelligent life in there. Shut up. Anyway, have you noticed how Naruhodou-san is deathly afraid of whips? Yes. Well, this obviously has to do with some form of abuse from his past. And it leads me to believe one thing... Which would be...? NARUHODOU-SAN WAS RAPED BY A FREAKAY STRIPPER CHICK. WHO USED A WHIP! AS BONDAGE! AND A WHIP! ... ... Right, and so I actually devote my life to being a demon slayer and taking demons...to death. Shut up! Besides, it makes perfectly good sense. There's no evidence to back it up, Daijoubu-kun. Besides, I only believe it is such a theory formed in your head devoid of your ecchi fantasies. Okay, seriously, I will duct-tape your mouth. Your drop-dead sexy voice will never sway fangirls again! ...you think my voice is drop-dead sexy? ...it's a completely heterosexual complement. I'm telling you, Naruhodou-san's behaviour is highly suspicious! Honestly, Daijoubu-kun, your passionate heart burning red is failing you badly. All would cower in the presence of such a weapon. But this is no ordinary fear! Our dear hobo's reflexes are beyond fear, and I can prove it! *pulls out whip from nowhere and snaps it at Kyouya: Hey, WATCH IT! AAAAARRGH GET BACK! *swings frying pan around* ... ... 
ALRIGHT, FINE! So it's part of his past! NO! There's my frying pan! What were you doing with it, Naruhodou-san. I'm staying silent about that. *tightens grip on whip* *tosses frying pan at Odoroki's feet* Pleasedon'thurtme. ... Naruhobo-san? It's NaruHODOU, not Naruhobo. What is it? Why do you display such fear at the crack of a whip? ... Is it something haunting you from the past? *hangs head in shame* Yes...yes, it is. This girl - *cracks whip again out of excitement* FREAKAY STRIPPER CHICK RAPED HIM. WITH A WHIP! AS BONDAGE! AND A WHIP! I wish. WHAT?!! You mean...that's not right? Karuma Mei of the People, a prosecuting prodigy at the start of age 13, is what is haunting me from the past. Ka-Karuma Mei?! That bitch who whips everybody who questions her? Yes! With that whip, she made me her bitch! ...hmm... So you were Karuma-chan's bitch? From abuse... *hangs head in shame* Karuma-sama...she...she turns my dreams into nightmares... ... ... It's terrible... Wha - ? ARE YOU CRAZY?! THAT'S A DREAM! I'D BE GETTING TURNED ON IF SOME HOTTIE WAS HURTIN' ME GOOD! ...you can't be serious. I think you're the one that's crazy, Usagi-kun. I'M DAMN SERIOUS! ^^ Well, then, I suppose you wouldn't mind being my bitch, Usagi-kun. What the - ? *smashes guitar over Odoroki's head* DAAAAAAMN! OH MY GOD!!! Alright, Usagi-kun. Dress up in a Playboy Bunny suit and fetch me some drinks, please. You don't need to wear any bunny ears headbands though. WHAT?! Oh, PUH-LEEZE! Just because Naruhodou-san was Karuma-chan's bitch doesn't mean I have to be yours! *grabs another guitar and hits a highly dangerous chord* YESKYOUYA-KUNIWILLGETYOURDRINKSKYOUYA-KUN *bunny hops off* ...well, at least I'm not the only one suffering. *comes in out of nowhere* THERE YOU ARE! NOW, WHAT DID I WANT 7 YEARS AGO YOU NEVER GAVE ME?!! YESKARUMA-SAMAIWILLGETYOURICECREAMKARUMA-KUN *runs off* ...*notices Kyouya and his guitar* So. How many you have kissin' your feet? ...I think I love you. I LOVE SWIMMING! WHO WANTS TO GO SWIMMING?!FiN
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The Great Madman
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Real men catch Weedles.
Re: Kyle Hyde Funnies
"What is this...?"
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Jibo wrote:
WHAT A!? WHAT A?! One one desu desu desu! Theodore Vanderworth!! What are you doing? ....AH! MY BEAUTIFUL WORDS! I'm celebrating April Fools on Court Records! NO! IT'S NOT HOTEL ROOMS OR HALLOWEEN! Hey buddy? State your name. Why..? Just do it. Who me? I'm PHOENIX WRIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Just what exactly happened to the words on April fool's, anyway?
Future Edgeworth!
Re: Kyle Hyde Funnies
Evil Mastermind
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jamar wrote:
Just what exactly happened to the words on April fool's, anyway?
Croik, Anders and the other admins/mods changed the layout to make the forum look like a Hotel Dusk forum, calling it "Hotel Rooms". They also used the word filter to change a lot of words. For example: desu=it, because, do, and some others. Theodore Vanderworth=you, me. WHAT A!?=what. Not only that, but they made a new website to go along with the prank.
It was one great April Fools...
(9o_o)9 Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
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UNO, DOS, TRES, CATORCE! I'm at a place called Vertigo! It's everything I wish I didn't know Except you can give me something I can feel! & (At the same time) FEEEEEEEEEEL!!! FEEEEEEEEL!!!
Hey losers! Its 4am! What the hell are you two doing?! Stop with all that racket! I'm very busy with some cheese related research! Quit jumping around! You look like fools! Oh, and that song sucks. And you smell like monkeys! We brought you one of these too. & & YEAH YEAH YEAH FEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!
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Hello, kitten. <3
.....[I'm sure it's been done before. I'm just to lazy to go through 7 pages to see if it has or not. XD]
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In Soviet Russia, Pudding eats YOU!
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Behold, I am a fine and unclothed lady. I must engage in masturbatory activities forthwith. Direct me to your lavatory facilities with utmost speed.HUMOUR
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I will protect you....Fräulein
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Thanks DarzieP for this sweet sig and avatar!!!!!
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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On April 3, 2016, Court Records Forums experienced a miracle upon that day.
I feel the same
CatMuto wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy (despite what Gant calls me)! I'M NOT WORTHY! MILES IS! I ain't worthy, bitch! I was never worthy, pal. *Possesed by Chinese Infantry* HAVE MY BABIES! I'm not worthy! I suck! No you don't dear, you're an awesome spirit medium. In comparison to Pudding I do. Either way, don't we all?!*
and pull each other in for a kiss, then... you know where it goes*
I yell "OBJECTION!" in the court sometimes!
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/ ship...*bows to Pudding* Welcome back King of PW Funnies. God bless all who sail in you!
Oh Glorious Pudding
You Brought Much Humour To Court Records
And Created Alone Time Edgey
Tremble at my mighty Haiku creating powers!
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
BIKE MONEY!
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: I'm going to need proof! : Proof of what? : Um... Evolution? [they come across
at the lake] : Ther's your proof... : Why were you two staring at me? : Oh.......uh........nothing. : I want to know! Tell me now! *brings out gun* : WTF? What's going on? : He's having that problem again. Do that thing...you know... : Detective Gumshoe, lets me show you a magic trick! : A magic trick?
: *clap* Yeah! Show me! : *puts her left hand towards * You're going to die alone from 23 years of anal cancer. :...... : *whispers to * You went too easy on him but it might just work. : That's it! I have a plan!Police Station 3:47pm
: Dick, what are you doing in there? I need to take a shower. : I'm practicing being a boyfriend for Maggey! : *steps back* Never mind, Dick. : *enters* Detective! You better not be stealling my jokes!
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~We will become one~
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: “Well, well, Wright. A lovely lady on each arm?” : “Oh, Edgeworth… <3” : “I… I’m not… We’re not…” : “He’s not talking about you. He must mean Pearls and Payne.” : “But Wright, I’m a boy!” : “You sure as hell don’t sound like one!”
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