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Marry Our Daughter plzTopic%20Title

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http://marryourdaughter.org/

I've proposed to eight girls already.
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How to Propose wrote:
Please do not propose to multiple Daughters or you risk having all your proposals disqualified.

You might wanna rethink about your 8 proposals.

I'm actually surprised that this is legal. :yuusaku:
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Surprised? This is pretty obvious stuff if you're talking legality- I think. It's probably fake anyways, but man is it funny.

And regarding the proposals, I used different information each time, and unless it checks the IP address, it'll go through fine. Not that it matters anyways, because I simply acted like a misogynistic asshole and used words like "in'nit".
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They all look young....in fact...THEY ARE TOO YOUNG!!!
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That's frighteningly hawt.
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seems interesting!

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They all look young....in fact...THEY ARE TOO YOUNG!!!
aren't you republicans supposed to support this sort of thing

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Wow Holy Hell. You shooting for having your own harem or what? I envy you. If only I had the money....
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What the fuck....

:gant:
Too lazy... hur hur.
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Who am I to insult other people's religious practices? On the other hand... *Shudders* Ugh.
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lol, stupidity.
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Gant's on a rampage!

Check out the testimonies! :gant: :gant:

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"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

Too lazy... hur hur.
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...This is pretty stupid. ...Maybe this is just a promotion for The Brothers Solomon...?
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That's frighteningly hawt.


:jake: : That's Right, Pardner!

Seriously, Holy Hell, I wanna see what happens if all 8 of your "possible future wives" accepted your proposals. :gant:
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Marry our daughter? Thats new...
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If this website isn't fake, I will say this is really sad. They are selling off their daughter to someone they never met before just because they aren't popular or something. Not to mention this is most likely Illegal. (.........and Holy Hell, PM me if any of the girls accept your invitation. If they do I will laugh my ass off.)
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So that's where Phoenix gets them from.
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MoronSonOfBoron wrote:
So that's where Phoenix gets them from.


lol.
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zuddha wrote:
aren't you republicans supposed to support this sort of thing


I am a Independent.

MoronSonOfBoron wrote:
So that's where Phoenix gets them from.


Haha. I doubt it, because they are way too expensive for him.
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MoronSonOfBoron wrote:
So that's where Phoenix gets them from.

:beef: That's more believeable then that really should be!
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seems interesting!

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I am a Independent.
relf sighteous

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I can buy a 14 year old for $5,999. O_o

Good 'ol Christian Values. :S
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zuddha wrote:
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I am a Independent.
relf sighteous

teal ralk


Nope, I am just giving you the truth.

GearsoftheApparatus wrote:
I can buy a 14 year old for $5,999. O_o


I think this website is a scam or a trap. :|

Who knows if those girls are really 35 year old FBI agents.
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seems interesting!

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Nope, I am just giving you the truth.
party affiliation != political ideology
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Mighty Midget wrote:
Who knows if those girls are really 35 year old FBI agents.


Ah, so this is how the government plans to save the economy? Classy.
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Mikker wrote:
Mighty Midget wrote:
Who knows if those girls are really 35 year old FBI agents.


Ah, so this is how the government plans to save the economy? Classy.


Well of course. If there is a way to get money, the government is going to do whatever it takes to milk every penny out of the average american citizen. FBI Agents posing as underage girls ready to have their bodies given to some desperate guy who can't find himself a decent woman around his age is just another way for the government to take your money, spend it all, thus raising taxes and demanding more of our money to try to pay off this national debt they don't really care about. Its a neverending cycle. This would just help speed it up a tad.
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I feel the same
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zuddha wrote:
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Nope, I am just giving you the truth.
party affiliation != political ideology


If it did, I'd be dividing by zero.
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Anyways guys, the topic bores me now, so I'll just go ahead and say yeah it's a very blatantly obvious joke.
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... Please tell me that's a joke...
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seems interesting!

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brilliant
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It is indeed a spoof:
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/11/please-dont-marry-our-daughters/index.html?ex=1347163200&en=d669c0ff7ca0704b&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
The scary part, thought, is that a website like that would be legal in most US states...
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Check out what else I found that's.... odd!
http://www.thousandlotsofsand.com/
We should buy CR a lot and send it to Croik for her birthday! XD!
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Holy Hell wrote:
And regarding the proposals, I used different information each time, and unless it checks the IP address, it'll go through fine. Not that it matters anyways, because I simply acted like a misogynistic asshole and used words like "in'nit".

What's wrong with saying "Innit"? - That's some of our best British slang.

Too bad proposing to a girl on the Internet won't get you laid, or you'd be eight times lucky, by now.

I guess you could fuck a whore on the cheap. They're not fussy, I hear.
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So let's go buy ourselves a daughter and dump her on the <1sq. meter lot of sand! :redd:
Too lazy... hur hur.
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Aetheryn wrote:
So let's go buy ourselves a daughter and dump her on the <1sq. meter lot of sand! :redd:

I think burying her would be super-effective.
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I think burying her would be super-effective.
Especially if that lot is underwater when the tide comes in.
Too lazy... hur hur.
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I was going to put this proposal as a joke
I like IM'ing on my phone and myspace and the mall. I don't like geometry or school or parents! If you wanna marry me text Marry to 3443 (If your a verizion subscriber, standard text messagign feres apply) and I will come to your house with a copy of high school musical 2.
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Baki-Kun wrote:
Holy Hell wrote:
And regarding the proposals, I used different information each time, and unless it checks the IP address, it'll go through fine. Not that it matters anyways, because I simply acted like a misogynistic asshole and used words like "in'nit".

What's wrong with saying "Innit"? - That's some of our best British slang.

Too bad proposing to a girl on the Internet won't get you laid, or you'd be eight times lucky, by now.

I guess you could fuck a whore on the cheap. They're not fussy, I hear.


Oh Baki, you so British~ <3
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Holy Hell wrote:
Baki-Kun wrote:
Holy Hell wrote:
And regarding the proposals, I used different information each time, and unless it checks the IP address, it'll go through fine. Not that it matters anyways, because I simply acted like a misogynistic asshole and used words like "in'nit".

What's wrong with saying "Innit"? - That's some of our best British slang.

Too bad proposing to a girl on the Internet won't get you laid, or you'd be eight times lucky, by now.

I guess you could fuck a whore on the cheap. They're not fussy, I hear.


Oh Baki, you so British~ <3

Wankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwank~. <3
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It did seem like a hoax. I'm glad, because I sent in a proposal. :redd:
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Tajiri Ami wrote:
It did seem like a hoax. I'm glad, because I sent in a proposal. :redd:

$50,000 USD FOR MY SLUTTY DAUGHTER/SHE CAN COOK AND CLEAN BTW.

I wonder if that place has a bargain bin.
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