Turnabout Girl Squad!

Cheerleader!
So and So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!

Listen gals, if we want to look—
SO GOO—
—we've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!
I am SO there.

We 3 can go to the mall.
Maggey, you can go to a thrift store...or junkyard.

Brrrow!

Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?
Three spring rolls, please.
MSG'D!!
Ow! My stomach lining!
We'll worry about that one later.

Meanwhile, at the thrift store:
These clothes smell like grandmas.

Ready gals? This outfit...so good or no good?
SO GOOD!
My stomach feels better!

*wearing an elephant head* I'm going for a whole new style!
NO GOOD!
Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.
That's true.

I'm walking home from the thrift store.
possums...

My card is totally MAXX0RZED!!
True dat.
True that.

What's your problem?
I met a possum.
Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS!! Ready?

POSE!!
My blood hurts.

*singing* Turnabout Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-except-for-Maggey-I-don't-know-why-she-hangs-out-with-them!

IT'S OVER!

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He's gonna take you to the courtroom!
To show cases that make him kaBOOM!
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump on his knee!
He's rather eat the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk and drown it with tea!

He's the angriest lawyer you've ever heard!
He's the Angry Prosecutor!
He's the angriest lawyer you've ever heard!
He's the Angry Prosecutor!

The Angry Prosecutor in Blue Badger's Birthday Blowout (Rise From The Ashes) (Spoilers ahead)

Edgeworth is going through a shelf with files on it and finds Blue Badger's Birthday Blowout

Wow! Blue Badger's Birthday Blowout! How awesome could this be? Well, it was a blowout alright... a BLOWOUT YOUR ASS!

Edgeworth opens file.

Nothing special here. It's a case over the murder of Bruce Goodman. In fact, it's one of the most sickening cases I've ever taken. And when I investigated the Blue Badger, he was an animatron that did this sickening dance effect. C'mon! It makes me sick! Even worse was when there was an Earthquake! C'mon, that's just cruel!

The thing was that Bruce Goodman was inside a room with Damon Gant, who decides to kill him with a knife, but this murder links with another confusing and previously-unsolved case that just gave me a headache. When they were linked together, Wright and I nailed Gant. Yeah, this case was a no-brainer, which was why even Wright could solve it.

Edgeworth is drinking tea while the Blue Badger runs into his room.

*spits tea* OH MY GOD, IT'S THE BLUE BADGER!

Eh... what's up, doc?

Edgeworth runs next to the Blue Badger and starts hopping up and down.

I can't believe it in my own house! BLUE BADGER! BLUE FUCKING BADGER!

Edgeworth suddenly gets angry and punches the Blue Badger into the hall.

After investigating, Wright went into court. And this drawing thing? I don't even know what I had to do with it. It was Wright who basically did the work on it. I didn't give a shit, so I threw most of the work on Wright and prayed that it would be over soon.

Eh... what's up, doc?

Edgeworth slowly turns to look at the Blue Badger, who is now next to him, and smashes a tea cup in his face.

And the profiles. Ugh, Ema, I hated this little bitch. And the rest, such as Lana, Jake, Damon Fucking Gant, some slutty girl giving out lunches, some retard patrolman, and the stupid-as-hell Judge again. And the evidence? Ugh, this cloth was the worst, and the screwdriver had been virtually useless until the end! I just made Wright run through everything! I just don't care!

Eh... what's up, doc?

Edgeworth punches the Blue Badger again.

So you know what should have happened very early in the case? It should have ended, but NO! Wright came in and it went on, and on, and on, AND ON.

Edgeworth grabs the Blue Badger's head and smashes it into the floor while ranting.

I'D RATHER PUT MY BALLS INSIDE MANFRED VON KARMA'S MOUTH WHILE SHOVING MY HEAD UP YANNI YOGI'S ASSHOLE!

Well, here's the damn evidence lockers. And the freaking glove. And that fucking security video. Aw, c'mon! What's he doing to that patrolman in that video... and... where the fuck did he go? WHAT A SHITTY ASS GOD DAMN LOAD OF BULL FUCK!

Ain't I a fuckin' stinker, motherfucka?

You're a stinker, you piece of shit!

Edgeworth picks up the Blue Badger, throws him into the hallway, and starts kicking his face in.

And this case is sometimes just too generous with penalties, like the god damn vase! It was like it was deliberately keeping me and Wright in the case even longer by trying to get it at the right angle SO I CAN'T STOP!

Okay, Wright beat this case. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!

Edgeworth gets up and kicks the Blue Badger out of his office.

So Ema and Lana are together again. The two of them find a sentimental photograph of themselves together, and Lana smiles at the stand in the end, even though she needs to be punished.

Edgeworth closes the folder and looks to the door to see the Blue Badger again.

I'LL SHOW YOU WHO NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED!

Edgeworth starts relentlessly beating up the Blue Badger.

Blue Badger's Birthday Blowout? How about Blue Badger's Birthday BEATING!

The Blue Badger starts crawling for safety in the hallway, but stops on his back. Edgeworth walks over and turns around.

YOU WANT SOME SHIT?

Edgeworth drops his pants.

BOMBS AWAY, BLUE BITCH!

Shit flies onto the Blue Badger's face.

AHH!! OH SHIT!!!

Ugh...

Edgeworth pulls his pants back up and takes out a plastic ass.

Don't worry, it's fake.

Edgeworth looks down at the Blue Badger on the ground covered in shit.

FUCK YOU, BLUE BADGER! FUCK YOU!

Edgeworth throws the plastic ass down at the Blue Badger.

There, you got your ass handed to ya!

THE END

Points if you get where this is from.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd!

NOW GIVE ME POINTS!

Yeah, Angry Video Game Nerd. I saw that right away.

(<- has become a huge fan)

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Having alone time, having alone time, having alone time!

*burst in* Hey, Edgey OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I'm was Mas--

I know, and I brought a party in here to see. Come on, guys!

!!!!!

I actually find it quite arousing...

....

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Ok, That has to be the creepest ending to an Edgeworth alone time joke I have seen in a looonnnggg time. But it's still funny anyway.

GRRRRR! GRA! My stomach hurts.
Whats wrong Mr. Wright?
Nothing. just a little constepation.
I know just what you need!Just a little...
Constepation?
Diariah?
HEYYO PEPTO-BISMOL!!!!
*spits out a bottle of Pepto-Bismol*
I don't even want to know where that's been...
Oh come now Mr. Wright. You'll never know until you try it.
But its been in Von Karma's mouth.
Try it or you'll be guilty!
*drinks bottle and dies*
Now, Mr. Edgeworth, you grab his feet and Mr. Von Karma will grab his hands. We'll blame this on that hobo in the boat shop when we throw his corpse into the lake.
But, your honor, the boat shop keeper was execut-
SHUT UP AND GO WITH IT!!!
*sigh*

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wow that was great!

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Thank you, thank you. Here's a new one.

Everyone gets super powers, so they all decide to test them out.

gets healing powers, so when his emoness overpowers him and he tries to cut himself, it heals right up.
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can double herself so that she can be with Phoenix and her sister at the same time.

Oh jeeze!
has the ability to extend her hair and use it as a whip.
OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
has supersonic cries
WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has acid tears
AAAAARGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My face! It burns!
has the ability to turn thing to gold.
I'M RICH!!!!
But it's only temporary.

And finally has the ability to read minds.
Finally I can read Grossburg's mind
(lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons)
Figures...
(limes)
WHAT!?
(er...uh...lemons?)
DANG SRAIGHT!



Whoah!Brain fart!
Woah! Real fart!
Soon everyone dies
Oops, not again. Why does that seem to always happen? I mean, it does smell like lemons.

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Funny man.

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Godot and Co. AD AGENCY! Episode Uno
Wow, Sal. I really think that Hammerhead Beer is great.
(...Actually, I think it's disgusting and it's an even worse idea than the idea you had for that theme park for senior citizens, Denture Adventure.)
I've made a concept for it, and I really think you should have a look at it.
Ugly Fish.
Good Beer.
This sucks!
B-but, I spent half the night-
I GAVE you a concept. I gave you the PERFECT concept!
Sal, I talked to a lawyer, and he thinks your concept-
GET HAMMERED WITH HAMMERHEAD!
(I should have never left the law business...)

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Two questions:

1 Who is this supposed to be?
2. When is Orcaizer Al going to do another funny (GS-CGP)?

The SL-9 Incident: What really happened?

Neil: So, Mr. Darke. Did you not murder this young girl?

Nope.

One less kiddy for me to ---

Neil: We DON'T NEED TO KNOW!

yES, YO DO!!!!

Neil: *tackles Gant*

Get off me, Neil! That's too arousing! *knows Neil into the light switch*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! * escapes *

Neil & Gant: AFTER HIM!!!!

*climbs through a window, then hoists the ladder up. He closes the window, but his tie gets stuck in it, he sticks the ladder out.*

*leaps over ladder*

Neil: *leaps over ladder*

*pants get caught on ladder, ripped off*

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

*being escorted, in handcuffs.*

runs past, naked*

MAH EYES! *fall out window*

*climbs in elavator* MWAHAHAHA!

Neil: Cheif Gant! I'll go upstairs, you go downstairs!

(Yes, the kiddie pen is down there, anyway!)

In Lana's Office:

*kicks down door*

AHHHH!

DIE!!!!!!!!

*spray luminol in his eyes*

AHHH! *falls*

*kicks Darke*

Neil: *kicks down...oh, it's already broken* DARKE!!!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Umm...*pushes Neil*

Neil: Ahh, Ema! *flys into door, knocked out*

*faints*

*faints*

*still naked* Ow, the kiddie pen was empty...Hey, there's Neil! *impales him on sword*

WHO-HO-HO-HO-OH!

*comes in* OH, MY GOD! *holds jar in front of Gant's...you know.*

THE END

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1. She's a character in the second case of Ace Attorney 4. Minami Namina.
2. Al hasn't been on much. I doubt he'll make a funny for a while.

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-where we last left out hero, Ergheiz Zero, he was running away from Maya, Edgeworth, Phoenix, and the counsil of HoboGodot Catchers-

God, about time I continue with this story.
Yea, and about time you give me back my smiley there EZ.
Sorry bout that there Godot, had to use it temporaraly until I made it thanks though.
You know what you owe me.
Yea, I know, rare exotic coffee blend that only grows its beans once every ten years.
Hey, are the misfit trio still chacing after you.
Yup... [sigh]
Good luck with that.
-godot leaves-
Hurry it up Nick we need to go and catch Ergheiz before he runs away again!
I don't know, I mean... Its been a while since he ran last time shouldn't we....
NO! We must hunt him down you fool.
Yes mama!
Nick, your such a loser.
Need I remind you we still need to finish and figure out his origins?
Oh right... what a bright idea, Didn't you ask GodotFan there Maya from last time?
I did but.....

-flashback-
So, do you know anything about Ergheiz Zero's past?
Why should I?
Cuz he is your Wingman is he not?
I have to say to that, YES, with a but....
But???
I've got too many things to do right now, have to take care of my vast coffee enterprize.
but!
See ya! -GF speeds away in car-
Damn it...

that was the lamest flashback ever.
well its better than nothing now lets find him!
I see a fool standing overthere, perhaps he might now where this EZ is at.
Hey you, standing there.

OW! What the hell!
We are looking for someone!.
((HOLY CRAP ITS THEM!))
This guy looks awfully similar...
Quiet you!
YES AM!
We are looking for HoboGodot/Ergheiz Zero have you seen him?
((Are they that stupid not to realize its me?)) No, how does he look like?? -sweat-
He looks like this
((yup, they are stupid)) I see, well, he went in that direction -points in the direction of Godot- But I dont....
Excellent lets roll!!
I'm pretty sure this guy is EZ Maya....
Nonsense, he doesn't have that stupid smiley to him.
Could it be a possibility that he changed his smiley since the last time he did this comic?
Thats impossible, he isn't skilled in smiley making.
((well this is gonna be boring)) You know, you should listen to your friend there, he might have a...
Quiet you fool, we finished with you be on your way.
GOD! JEZ, fine... ass-holes, I don't approve of you all!
HE SAID!
Oh anyone says it, I don't approve of you neither nick, that doesn't mean TSS will show up.

Oh who wants to play? RAPE GANG ASSEMBLE!!
Oh we are gonna have fun with you all tonight!
SON OF A.......
I TOLD YOU HE WAS EZ!!

-EZ got away again, due to the groups complete stupidity... will they survive this hell trail? what ever happened to Godot during the last two months when EZ used his smiley, and furthermore, why the hell is EZ Still continuing this funny? Maybe the answers will be revealed next time..-

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Thanks, DarzieP. I do know this stuff, just call her Minami.

Now. Prepare. For. It.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Court Wars

Episode I:
The Phantom Prosecutor
Part 1

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Court. The taxation of trade routes to
outlaying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the
greedy Kitaki Clan has stopped all shipping to the small village of Kurain.
While the congress of the Court endlessly debates this alarming chain of
events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Defence Attorneys,
the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the
conflict.....

*A small plane heads towards a huge warehouse located in a forest, with lots of smaller posts around it.*

*Inside...*

???: Captain?

Yes?

???: Tell them we wish to board at once.

Yes, sir.

*Tsunekatsu appears on TV*

With all due respect for the Kitaki Clan, the Ambassadors for the Galactic Court would like to board at once.

Tsunekatsu: Yes, sir, of course, sir. As you know, our blockade is completely legal.

*inside hangar of main complex. Armed thugs are everywhere, as well as smaller planes*

??? & ??? 2: *leave ship*

I am Glen Elg, servant for the honourable Tsunekatsu Kitaki, at your service.

*Glen leads the figures to a conference room*

Please enjoy your wait, and feel free to ask me about anything.

*figures sit down. Elg leaves.*

??? * ??? 2: Take off hoods, revealing Misty Fey and !

I have a bad feeling about this.

Misty: I don't sense anything.

It's not about the mission, Mother. It's something else.

Misty: Don't center on your anxiety, Mia.

But Master Grossberg says I should be mindful of the future...

Misty: ...but not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force, my young daughter.

Yes, Mother. How do you think the Kitaki's will deal with the Chancellor's demands?

Misty: The Kitaki's are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

*Kitaki's office*

Tsunekatsu: What! They are Defence Attorneys? This is ridiculous!

I knew it, Father! They are here to force the peace!

Tsunekatsu: Unleash the gas...

*main hangar*

Captain, look!

Eh?

BOOOM!

*Conference room, gas starts seeping into the room.

*coughs*

Misty: Cover your mouth.

*outside, thugs armed with rifles open the door, and wait for signs of death. Objectsabers flash, and Misty and Mia leaps out.*

Thug: Attack!

*Misty and Mia take down lots of thugs, and Mia Force Pushes several into a wall.*

*Office*

*alarms sound*

Shall I puteth the smacketh-down on them, Father?

Tsunekatsu: They're girls anyway, so put up the blast doors.

Sexist...

Tsunekatsu: Pardon, Takita?

Nothing, father.

*blast doors are put up. Misty stars cutting through them.*

Koume: That won't work, Tsunie, dear.

Tsunekatsu: I know! I want heavy weapons in there pronto!

*Outside, Mia is taking down thugs, when she notices armed robots proceeding towards them.*

Mother! Robots!

*Misty stops cutting through the doors, and Mia faces the robots.*

Misty: No, Mia! They are too strong! Leave it! *cuts through an air vent*

*Main Hangar*

*Mia and Misty pop out of a vent. An army of thugs are being loaded into planes and vans.*

They're amassing an army. Are they going to attack Kurain?

Misty: Maybe...

*they spot an empty plane and hop in.*

*Office*

Mr. Kitaki, we have a transmission from the Master of Kurain Village.*

Tsunekatsu: Send her in.*

*Morgan appears on a screen surrounded by mediums*

Tsunekatsu: Always a pleasure to meet the Master...

I will not tolerate your blockade of the village, Tsunekatsu.. Disperse your armies immediately! The Galactic Council is already voting on sending reinforcements!

Tsunekatsu: So?

We have sent Ambassadors!

Tsunekatsu: I know nothing of any Ambassadors...*winks at Koume and Takita* You assume too much.

We will see. *disconnects*

Koume: Do you expect an attack, dearie?

Tsunekatsu: Not yet...

*Kurain Village: Master's Room*

Master Morgan stands before a hologram of the Kurain Senator *

Very strange. I have sent Ambassadors to Kurain to resolve the conflict...

Tsunekatsu is lying, obviously.

How can you be so sure?

Be quiet, Govenor. Captain, take your leave.

Yes, Miss Fey. *leaves*

We have lost all communications, Morgan! How can you be so relaxed, Senator Skye?

We are still deciding to send reinforcements -

I will not watch my people suffer!

Very well. Good luck, Master Morgan. *disconnects*

TO BE CONTINUED...

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The Search for Phoenix's Parents: Episode 11!!!! Can I hear a Woot???

*silence*
Well then, just to make your lives miserable, I shall expand the length of this page with a continuation of my series!!! Feel my wrath!!! Mwahahaha!!!

Finally, this plot is finally going somewhere.

Wright, you've been saying that for the past 5 hours. Shut up!!!

Yeah, I don't think we are having much luck finding um.... 5432 Box Lane. Can we go get some burgers? I'm starving and my stomach could use...

NO!!! We are not straying any further from this plot! We are finding my long lost twin and that's that! Besides, if you recall from the first episode, I got a death threat saying that some random guy will kill me if I don't find the answer to my origins.

Nobody cares if you die.

I do.

What did you say?

I said that I don't want Mr. Nick to die!!!

No, I meant Edgeworth.

Um... I.... uh... said Rai... chu.... Raichu. I like pokemon.

Okay....

I love him....

Ack? Was I talking to you???

That's why I don't want him to die...

Aww.... that's so cute Pearl. You love me in a sisterly sort of way. You are so precious!

Actually its more like I want to have your children kinda love Mr. Nick.



What? I just thought that it was about time I deserved some character development in the series.

*looks at Maya, Edgeworth, and Pearl* This conversation.... it never happened.

But what about my undying love?

NEVER HAPPENED!!!!

* and are walking behind the others having a totally different conversation.*

Y'know? I am so sick of being a secondary character in this gig!!! I haven't even gotten many lines in the last few funnies, have you noticed that? I mean look, I'm talking more right now than I have in the past ten episodes.

I think my character started off great, but diminished as each episode passed, but that's to be expected pal.

We need to do something drastic!!!

Like what?

Something out of character!!! Something no one would ever expect us to do.

And that would be?

We are going to kill Nick's brother!!!

Isn't that a bit over the top there?

Not at all!!! Once we do this, then we shall be noticed! Our characters will never get ignored again and people will respect us!!!

Y'know its my job to arrest people for murder pal.

Yes.... in L.A.... or Japan.... or whatever region the stupid game takes place!!! But are we in any of those places? No!!! So we can totally get away with this! And you'll be a hero and Miles will respect you!!!

Really???

Really!!!

Alright, you talked me into it pal!!!

*turns around* Shut up you two!!! Nobody cares about you guys at all!!!

And then we shall have 3 beautiful children!!! Timothy, Charlotte, and Nicolas Jr.

Nicolas Junior??? Who the heck are you wanting to knock you up???

You of course.

Then who on the death of Edgeworth's cravat is Nicolas???

You are. Its my pet name for you.

I resent that remark about my cravat Wright.

Good for you. I just found out that I am a Fey woman magnet.

Nick!!! You better not think about marrying an 8 year old! They put you in prison for that!!! Besides, I am a way better lover than she is!!!

You're a virgin.

What??? Well so are you!!!

Duh!!! I'm eight!!!

My point, you are too young for my boyfriend!!!

Pshht. In your dreams!!!

Can we please continue? I need to find my bro....

Whatever you say!!!

Gah Wright.... you and your underage harem.

Hey!!! I'm eighteen now!!!

I'll believe you once you get breasts.

............ you better keep your eyes open tonight Edgeworth.....

Who cares? Life sucks anywho.

Geez!!! You would definitely be a bore to kill!!!

I'm already dead..... on the inside.....

Hey Emo! What happened to your character development in the last episode after overcoming your nightmare?

That??? Oh, von Karma was just one of many things that traumatized me. In fact, I have about 1,859,465 reasons as to why I became emo. Von Karma was just one reason that got knocked off my list.

Yea... you know Edgeworth you're just a...

In fact, this trip has added about 10,343 more reasons as to why I wanna be emo.

Please, save us the details.

I found it!!! I found it!!!

Liar!!! I found it first!!!

Found what?!?!

5432 Box Lane!!!!

*looks around* Where?

Down that alleyway!!!

In that box!!! A hobo's box!!!

Why do the thoughts of hobos creep me out? I vow never to become a hobo.

Pshtt....

Up yours Edgeworth!!!

You would enjoy that, wouldn't you Wright?

...... Jerk.

Heh... heh... heh.... soon, fame and popularity will be ours!!!

And Mr. Edgeworth will love me again!!!

Eh.... sure....

Hey freaks, move along....

Hmm..... this alleyway sucks. Its all dirty and grimy, and just look at this old box.... *knocks on the box*

Eh?!? Keep your grimy hands off my box!!!

Sorry sir!!! I must have the wrong box!!! I'm looking for my brother.

Haven't I seen you before?

Your brother, hmm? Whats your name?

Don't tell him!!! He just wants your name so he can do crimes and blame it on you!!!

Uh huh.... can you be stupid somewhere else?

Nick!!! I thought you loved me!!!

Ha!!! Nicolas is all mine!

Will you two shut up!?!

.........................

Eh? What are you guys doing at my home?

Uh..... asking about my brother...

Huh? Oh.... well what is your name?

Don't do it Wright. You can't trust a hobo. Remember this lesson well.

Geez!!! Will all of you shut up!?!

Boobies.

I SAID CAN IT!!!

Eh? Who are you screaming people and what are you doing at my home???

Maybe you didn't understand the first two times, but I'm looking for my brother and I think I have the wrong address.

Brother? Maybe I can help. What's your name?

*looks around at everyone with shifty eyes* Phoenix Wright.

Phoenix Wright huh? I might be able to help you. I'm pretty sure I know who your brother is.

Really? Who?

........ Who are you people?!?!

GAH!!!!

So at last our heroes have arrived at their destination, only to find an old familar looking hobo with either a short attention span or a bad case of amnesia. Will our heroes be able to probe information out of this man or is this the end of the line? They don't seem to have anymore clues so they better keep their fingers crossed!!! Stay tuned for the next episode!

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As much as I try to avoid posting comments without a funny, I have got to say I love your series, Dullahan. *HUG*

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Thanks Elias!!! I appreciate it! ^^ And thanks to everyone else who has commented too! Its nice to know my series ain't a complete waste of time! lol.

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D1, you are a prodigy in humor, no one can deny this.

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Yeah, sorry to double post, but I just wanted to make sure people see my joke now that I just thought up one. (BTW, I am no longer continuing Elite Beat Attornies. Didn't get good enough response for it.) Now for the continuation of one of my older series: Phoenix Wright: Ace Stand Up Comedian.
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One thing I gotta tell you is that everyone is a hypocrit(spelling?). I don't care what you say, you are a one, even on the smallest level. For example, my thing is that I hate GTA because it's so unrealistic. Now, I'm not saying it's not fun. I mean, who doesn't love performing drive-bys on hookers? That's always fun. I'm just saying, what kind of normal everyday gangster gets military grade explosives and a rocket launcher. I don't listen to rap, nor do I know much about gangs, but I'm just going to assume most gangs stick to handguns and SMGs. Maybe some molotovs at the most but...Anyways, you may be wondering what this has to with me being a hypocrit. Well, I just said I hated GTA for being unrealistic, but you know what favorite game is? Elite Beat Agents: A game about guys in suits who go around motivating people by dancing. And in the end, they end up pumping everybody up so much that the combined confidence of the world creates an enormous laser which destroys an alien mothership! And in the Japaneze version, they Ouendan do the exact same thing, except they destroy a meteor, and it's to J-pop instead of American rock. And in the sequal they either restart the sun or destroy an alien planet which is firing ice shards at them. I can't read Japaneze so I don't know which. That game just reeks of realism, doesn't it.
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I'm a coward. Complete coward right here. I blame it on a tramatizing experience during first grade involving a a kickball and a dog pile, but I could just be naturally cowardly. Being cowardly really takes all the fun out of everything. I never go on any of the bigger rides at theme parks. For example, at Disneyland, I will not go on Splash Mountain. Biggest drop in the park. Last time I went on it, I was so scared I held onto the bars so tight I pulled a muscle in my arm. That's right peoples! I pulled a muscle at a theme park. On a different date at a different location in the park, I dislocated my leg because I did a tight turn when my leg was asleep.
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The one problem I had with marching band is that it made me a music person. Now I had random songs, some I heard on the radio, some from band, stuck in my head. When I have a song stuck in my head, I sing. My mom always complained that I took way to long of showers. Well the reason I took so long of showers was because I broke into song and lost track of time...You have any idea how embarassing it is to start singing in the middle of science class? I'm just sitting there, doing my work, when all of the sudden I start singing. Well, first I hum, but next thing I know I at full blast all like 'I'll tell you what I want what I really really want, so tell us what you want what you really really want! If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, friendship never eeeeends. If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, taking is too easy but that's the way it iiiiiiis.' Even better is after I got Elite Beat Agents, I had both the songs and dances stuck in my head. I'm out doing field show practice, and I'm waiting while the alto saxes fix themselves, because altos are idiots. I'm gonna say that right now, alto saxes have the sense of humor, but they are idiots. Anyways, I'm waiting for them to fix themselves, next thing I now I'm singing Walkie Talkie Man whilst dancing like an Agent.

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

COURT WARS

Episode I:
The Phantom Prosecutor
Part 2!

*In the forests outside Kurain Village, the Kitaki clan's minions are amassing. Tanks, vans and helicopters are proceeding towards Kurain Village. Misty and Mia have escaped from the van and are running through the forests. A bulldozer knocks down trees, sending frightened animals in every direction.*

AHHH!!!!

*Misty leaps and pushes Hotti and herself out of the path of the bulldozer. It passes away.*

You saved me! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

Misty: Fine. Now leave. *walks off, but Hotti follows her*

You saved my life! Now I have to save yours!

Misty: Your life is safe as it is. Now leave us.*

*Two armed thugs on motorcycles ride into the clearing, but Mia leaps in and hacks their heads off.*

Misty: Ah, Mia.

...

I see we have picked up some dead weight.

Misty: Anyway, we must get to Kurain. There we can rescue the Master and stop this invasion.

Wait! Yousa never be able to get their! You should follow me to my bosses' clinic!

Misty: ...

...

Actually, forget I said anything.

*omnious humming sound approaches*

Misty: You here that?

That is the sound of a hundred evil things coming this way. And if they reach us, they will kill us!

Okay. *runs off*

*ahead* Heh. They dig me.

*Kurain Village: Main Street*

*a helicopter lands. Tsunekatsu and Koume step out, followed by their bodyguards. Citizens are marched away by thugs, and Morgan, Gregory, Gumshoe and her group are escorted towards them.*

Tsunekatsu: Will you sign the treaty, Master Morgan?

I will sign no treaty, Tsunekatsu.

Tsunekatsu: Then I am afraid that I have no choice.

The Galactic Court is...debating...on whether to send reinforcments.

Koume: Hah! Chancellor Gant is a fool!

Tsunekatsu: Take her away?

*Kurain Village: Helicopter*

*Tsunekatsu and Koume bow before a hologram of a cloaked, thin figure.*

???: Is the blockade going as planned?

Tsunekatsu: Yes, mighty and honorable Shadow.

The Shadow: Good. Kill any interferers.

*Kurain Forest: Clearing*

Why have you brought us here? It is just a clearing!

Misty: Quiet, Mia. I am sure Mr. Hotti has a good reason.

Yousa right, Miss Defence Attorney! *Hotti parts branches, revealing a large building.*

Grey Clinic: Reception

*Hotti escorts Misty and Mia past the front desk. Patients exchange worried glances.*

Why do you not work here anymore?

Meesa fired because meesa clumsy.

Misty: You were fired because you were clumsy?

Mugitsura: Where do yousa thinka yousa going?

Hi, Mr. Yatabuki. Meesa know meesa not work here anymore, but meesa want to bring these strangers in.

Mugitsura: *looks at Misty and Mia* Defence Attorneys, eh? Okay.

*Grey Clinic: Office*

What in the world are you doing back here?

Um. I wanted to bring these people in. They are Defence Attorneys, Mr. Grey, sir!

Hmmm.. Okay, let them speak. *whistles, and doctors wielding syringes arrest Hotti*

We are Defence Attorneys, requesting help to liberate the village of Kurain from the Kitaki Clan.

Everybody: ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! What do we care about those arrogant spirit mediums! You are not welcome here, so leave. You can take my car, if you wish. *points to Ferrari, equipped with rocket launchers*

Mugitsura: *whispers something to Grey*

Hmmm. Yes, that would work. I hereby sentence Director Hotti to a lifetime of banishment...with those two?

Misty & Mia: Uh...

To be continued...

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Okay. This is my first time so...*whistles innocently* I'll just do another song parady thingy.

Morning, Mr. Gumshoe!
Hi, Maya Fey.
How's life?
Disappointing!
What's the matter?
I got laid off again...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I
always thought -
What?
No, it sounds stupid.
Aww, come on!
When I was little
I thought I would be...
What?
A big comedian on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not
Nope!
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
Nooo.
It sucks to be me.
No!
It sucks to be broke
and unemployed
and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.
Oh, you think your life sucks?
I think so.
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.
You are.
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have
A boyfriend?
F***!
It sucks to be me!
Me too.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Gumshoe...
And Maya...
To not have a job!
To not have a date!
It sucks to be me.
Hey, Mr. Edgeworth, Larry, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
Ah, certainly.
Whose life sucks more?
Gumshoe's or mine?
Ours!
We live together.
We're as close
As people can get.
We've been the best
of buddies...
Ever since the
Day we met.
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset.
Oh, every day is
An aggravation.
Come on, that's
an exaggeration!
You leave your
clothes out.
You put your feet
On my chair.
Oh yeah?
You do such anal
Things like ironing
Your underwear.
You make that very
Small apartment
We share a hell.
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!
It sucks to be me!
No, it sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
Why you all so happy?
Becuase our lives suck!
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country
For opportunities.
Tried to work in
Italian deli
But I'm from Germany.
But with hard work
I earn two Master's Degrees
In law!
And now I a prosecutor!
But I have no clients
And I have an
Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots
Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!
Excuse me?
Hey there.
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to live.
Why you looking all
the way out here?
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get him.
Great, thanks!
Yo, Gant!
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
Oh my God!
It's Damon Gant!
Yes I am!
I'm Damon Gant
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -
It sucks to be you.
You win!
It sucks to be you.
I feel better now!
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!
This is real life!
We live on Avenue Q!
You're gonna love it!
We live on Avenue Q!
Here's your keys!
Welcome to Avenue Q!

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Injection!
um... wrong game.
oh. if you will excuse me, I have GUILT to kill.
My sister wrote this one because she is a big fan of Trauma Center: Second Opinion.

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This topic shall not die! (At least until it gets to the 30th page) Oh, and just to be on topic:

: Hey Wright.
: Hey.
: How's it goin?
: Good, good.
: What're ya doin?
: Oh God, I was just, I w-
: I love you.
: ...what'd you say?
: Said I love you,man. Just wanted to say it.
: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome, I mean, uh, that's cool you can, you can say that.
: ...Don't you have something to say?
: No...oh I mean, I uh, I like you. I like you too dude.
: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I'm glad I did this test on you. The friendship test.
: What are you talkin about?
: What happened before, when I said I loved you, that was a test. Because man, I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you. *whistle* hoo hoo!
: But you don't?
: Boy!
: You don't, really love me?
: Dude listen. You passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you got?
: What?
: F plus.

I probably messed up a lot of that, because I had to ask my friend how the conversation went.

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So here we are folks. Today (author willing) I will find out the truth about my parents and possibly their identities. I ask ahead of time that you don't judge me. I'm still the same ol' me. Just because my parents might be some rich millionaires with a private island doesn't make me any better than you. Now, lets continue with today's episode. I hope you all enjoy.

Random guy in audience: YOU SUCK!!!

No one asked you!!!

The Search for Phoenix's Parents: Episode 12

*in a cold dark alleyway in the middle of Brooklyn*

Great, the sun went down. We've been here for six hours. I wish he would give up.

I. AM. PHOENIX. WRIGHT.

Ayup. Phoenix Wright. I know who your relatives are.

Great! Tell me.

........... who are you?

GAH!!! I'm Phoenix Wright!!!

Wright is stubborn. He has to get his way. He won't take no for an answer. That's how he works in court. In fact, I get a little bit arou...

A little bit what?

A little bit uh... uhh....aggravated!!!

Queer.

Slut.

I'm a virgin.

I wear a cravat.

That makes you gay.

No its not!!! Its very masculine.

I've never seen any other masculine man wear one.

Manfred von Karma wore a cravat.

He had a love affair with your birth father. Sounds pretty gay to me.

You won't let me win this, will you?

Nope.

I shall officially add this moment to the list as to why I wanna be emo. *takes out list*

You actually keep a list?!?

Of course. I read over it daily. Then I cry a little. Its how I work.

Um.... you said you had a million reasons or so. You can't fit that many on one sheet of paper.

I have more than one page. I have a whole cabinet full of reasons in my office.

You have no life.

That's reason number 25,464.

.........

GEEZ!!!! Tell me who my relatives are!!!

What's a relative?

Ugh.... I hate my life....

Hey-ey-ey! I'm smarter than the average bear Boo Boo!!!

Mr. Nick, will I get that stupid when I get older?

Ugh!!! Yes!!! Leave me alone darn it!!!

...... I don't wanna live anymore....

Join the club.

There's a club?

No.

........... *starts to cry* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!!! Make her shut up!!! My ears are hurting.

Sounds like me when I run out of noodles..... which never happens because I'm always out.

Well I can't stand it!!! *picks up rock from the street and throws it at Pearl, missing terribly*

Bad aim pal.

Leave me alone!!!

*rock hits the hobo upside the head*

yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHH!!!! Hobo gone mad!!!!

Quick!!! Take cover!!! They're known to bite!!!

That's rabid dogs.

Dogs. Hobos. Same thing really.

No they aren't.

Shut up before I make sure you are wrong.

You don't scare me.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts foaming at the mouth*

But that does!!! *crouches in place*

Yea, like that's going to help.

Oops.... My bad.

He's going to kill you pal.

No!!! I haven't even had the chance to be a main character!!!

Ugh..... shut up you hobo!!!! *slaps him across the cheek*

Get a hold of yourself man!!!

Eh??? Where am I??? *looks up* P...Phoenix? Is that you?

H....H....How do you know me?!?

Its been a while........ brother.

(yes, its ack times 2) B....B...Brother?!?! You senile old coot!!!

Nick!!! What have you been hiding from me?

Nothing I'm sure!!!

I always knew you came from a crack family you dolt!!!

Calm down, calm down everyone. I'll make this clear for you all. I am Phoenix's TWIN brother.



Pfft. I'll believe it when he has proof. Until then, we cannot attack this man.

But he said that he was Phoenix's brother, and the plan was to kill him, right?

You are a gullible idiot!!! No way some 60 year old man can be Nick's twin!!! Unless....... *looks at Nick*

Hey Nick, have you had surgery, or been using anti-aging cream???

Larry.... we grew up together. If I was this guy's twin, that would make me some 60 odd years old, and you growing up with me would make you 60 as well. Now think about it, do you look 60 or feel 60?

Uh.... no?

So what makes you think I look or feel 60?

Uh.... magic?

No, now shut up. No more lines outta you. You're ruining this funny!!!

..................

It was a good try pal.

Ugh!!!! I am serious!!! I am your twin Phoenix!!!!

Then what is your name???

Griffin Wright.

I thought it was Yan..

Coincidence.

If you don't believe me, maybe you should have a talk with your father.

My.... my father?!?!?

Yes. He occasionally visits the other end of town when he is around. I have a feeling he might be around. *hands Phoenix an address* Go there and all your answers will be revealed.

You're just doing this to mess with me. The first law in Defense Attorney School I learned was to never trust a hobo.

Thats why I failed my first case.

Shut up and get out of here Cutman and go fight your Megaman!!!

But I'm not...

LEAVE!!!!

You don't believe huh? That will be a fatal mistake.

Really???

No, but your fans will kill you. Didn't you get a death threat if you didn't find out who your parents were?

.......... yeah......

And didn't you arrive at the address you were seeking for the past eleven funnies to find your long lost brother?

..........yeah..........

And you think that it is mere coincidence that a man like me would claim to be your brother and know your name?

Yes..... especially since I have been telling you my name for six hours straight and you claiming to be my twin is very far fetched.

Fine then, don't follow the address.... you'll die by rabid fans.

You gave me the address to an abandoned warehouse.

You dare doubt me?

YES!!! I DOUBT EVERY FREAKIN' THING YOU SAY TO ME!!!!

Then you'll die....

You know what?! Fine!!! I'll travel to the abandoned warehouse!!! I'll humor you!!! I'll find out the truth!!! The truth that you are a liar!!! *walks off in a huff*

Gah.... gullible as ever.... but doing it in an abandoned warehouse.... sounds so hot.... *turns to Phoenix* Wait for me Nickle-kins!!! *runs after him*

Wait Nicolas!!! You'll need some moral support and a girlfriend!!! Let me help you!!! *runs after Phoenix*

*looks to see Griffin, Larry, and Gumshoe around him* Yea..... I'm too cool for you guys..... *walks briskly after Phoenix*

Well, this turned out..... stupid.

Well, we still have one task left to accomplish....

Oh yeah.... *turns to Griffin* Are you really Nick's bro?

As sure as your beard is pointy.

Good.... good..... *takes gumshoe's gun and shoots Griffin*

Ahh.... you.... you..... how...... could....... *dies*

Yes!!! Now we shall be main characters!!!

I thought you said Mr. Edgeworth would love me again.

Um... he will!!! Now quick, lets vamoose before the cops come!!!

But I'm already here pal....

Ugh.... Um.... I think Edgey is calling your name!!!

I'm coming Edgeworth!!! *frolicks away*

Idiot.... *runs after him*

So what will our heroes face within the abandoned warehouse! Was Griffin really Phoenix's bro? Why does he look so similar to a person from the DL-6 case? Is it because Dullahan doesn't know how to make any smilies whatsoever? Does he not have the programs to do so? Why should he bother you with all of his complaints? Stay tuned for (hopefully if things go well...) last episode of our um.... fabulous? series!!! Until then, take care and goodnight!

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Hi everyone! =D

---

What was that about?

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Godot and Co. AD AGENCY! Episode Due!
So, what do you do?
I'm an adman by trade. Today I made a gazomba ad.
A what ad?
Y'know...Take a look at those gazombas!
I...see...
Maybe we should go back to dwelling on our deaths.
...Good idea.

---

~Who's that pervert maniac stabbing 'em all?~
~It's Gant!~
That's me
~It's Gant and pals!~

Gant, did you forget our sex date? Again?
*public laughter*
Yes, I was too busy stabbing people.
*public laughter*
I stabbed millions!
*public laughter*
That's my Damon.

~The blood of his victims will flow without end.
His name Gant and he's stabbing 'em all.~

---

MILES EDGEWORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ? I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!

I know how to make you go mad.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

Do you see this suitcase?

Yes.

There is nothing in this suitcase.

...

...

...

...

WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY OH MY GOD THAT MAKES NO SENSE WOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

---

lol I almost spat my drink out.

Can't wait to learn who Phoenix's parents are. xD

---

Turnabout Girl Squad!

Cheerleader!
So and So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!

I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.
...SO GOOD!
Y'all are so wack.
Wiggidy-wack?
Nope, just regular type.
Not me. I sat next to Derek Stiles in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.

Augh!

Derek Stiles is a video game character. He's not real.

*talking to her DS* Oh, Derek, there you are.
O_o?
Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.
Weirded out!
Okay, let's go. *falls into the "Fighting Blue Badgers Bottomless Spirit Pit"* Ahhh! Go Badgers!
When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

Okay gals, Jake Marshall is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing?
Yes ma'am.
Grood! I mean good. And great. Great and good.

Teehee.
We're cool.
NO! YOU'RE NOT!

So Texas Man, how's about you and me?
How's about you get some brains?
CEREBELLUM'D!

Little help down here? Maybe some Lunchables? Or a juice box?
...I love you too, Derek.

Maya's gone.
...I'll be the NEW LEADER!!
...Okay, fine. I'll be the follower!
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We really are cool--
Shut up!

Perhaps a single frito? Or a Rib-A-Q? Can someone send down my assignments? And Derek's assignments? Does anyone know what year it is?
I love you too, Derek.

IT'S OVER! 9000

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@ShyTenda: Love your series!!! So random! ^^

---

@Dully: It's not actually hers. It's from Homestar Runner

---

Meh. I'm not big on references. I still like it though.

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Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.

Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

No, I haven't, this is my first time.

I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Well, what is the cost?

Well, It's one dollar for a five minute argument, but only eight dollarss for a course of ten.

Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.

Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.

(Pause)

Mr. Godot's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Edgeworth; room 12.

Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Well, I was told outside that...

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

What?

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Not at all.

Thank You.

(Under his breath) Stupid git!!

(Walk down the corridor)

(Knock)

Come in.

Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?

I told you once.

No you haven't.

Yes I have.

When?

Just now.

No you didn't.

Yes I did.

You didn't.

I did!

You didn't!

I'm telling you I did!

You did not!!

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

Oh, just the five minutes.

Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.

You most certainly did not.

Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.

No you did not.

Yes I did.

No you didn't.

Yes I did.

No you didn't.

Yes I did.

No you didn't.

Yes I did.

You didn't.

Did.

Oh look, this isn't an argument.

Yes it is.

No it isn't. It's just contradiction.

No it isn't.

It is!

It is not.

Look, you just contradicted me.

I did not.

Oh you did!!

No, no, no.

You did just then.

Nonsense!

Oh, this is futile!

No it isn't.

I came here for a good argument.

No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.

An argument isn't just contradiction.

It can be.

No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to
establish a proposition.

No it isn't.

Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.

Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'

Yes it is!

No it isn't!

Yes it is!

Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic
gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

(Short pause)

No it isn't.

It is.

Not at all.

Now look.

(Rings bell) Good Morning.

What?

That's it. Good morning.

I was just getting interested.

Sorry, the five minutes is up.

That was never five minutes!

I'm afraid it was.

It wasn't.

(Pause)

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.

What?!

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.

Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

(Hums)

Look, this is ridiculous.

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

Oh, all right.

(pays money)

Thank you.

(Short pause)

Well?

Well what?

That wasn't really five minutes, just now.

I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.

I just paid!

No you didn't.

I DID!

No you didn't.

Look, I don't want to argue about that.

Well, you didn't pay.

Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!

No you haven't.

Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.

Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.

Oh I've had enough of this.

No you haven't.

Oh Shut up.

(Walks down the stairs. Opens door.)

I want to complain.

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

No, I want to complain about...

If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.

Oh!

Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.

(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.)

Hello, I want to... Ooooh!

No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again.

uuuwwhh!!

Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there.

No.

Now..

Waaaaah!!!

Good, Good! That's it.

Stop hitting me!!

What?

Stop hitting me!!

Stop hitting you?

Yes!

Why did you come in here then?

I wanted to complain.

Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

What a stupid concept.

Turnabout Girl Squad!

Cheerleader!
So and So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!

I got a postcard.

dear the one with
the hard-to-spell name,
WE'RE ON SPRiNG BREAK!!
We tried to call you but we
forgot. We are having WAY
too much fun and we'll try
to remember to bring you a
shell or some sand.
signed,
the other girls

This side has birds on it.

CHOMP!

meanwhile, ON VACATiON

WE'RE ON VACATION!
It's like the fun never ends!

Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys.
I miss video games.
I miss my mom.
I bet they play sports!
Ooh... I'm too nervous! *sticks her head in the sand*

PERCH!
My lungs are filling up with sand. And cigarrette butts.

Hiya boys! Is this spot taken?
We're in college!
We're in 10th grade!
HA HA HA HA!
PUNT!
Ow! My hopes of reaching 1st base!
Oh, that's just my little sister who's at least 3 years younger than me. She's never kissed a boy.
You look the same age.
I'M 3 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!
SAILING MISHAP!!

I'm gonna miss her.
I'm gonna miss video games.

(I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.)
Look, look at that girl.
She's my friend, but not my best.

Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?
Woot!
Woot!
Woot.

IT'S ALMOST OVER!

Do an Indy Nosebone.
Soooooooo goooooooooood...!!
I think my friend and some actors just flew by.
LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS...'D!!
Sweet moves, Cody!

NOW IT'S OVER!

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A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away...

Court Wars
Episode I: The Phantom Prosecutor
Part 3

*Kurain Village*

Hey, pal! Watch the leather, pal! *is escorted by thugs down the main street*

Don't struggle, Captain Gumshoe. Maya, try to sneak away.]

Yes, Aunt Morgan.

*Suddenly, Misty and Mia leaps off a balcony and get rid of the thugs*

*falls off balcony* Ahh!

Thanks, pal.

Are you the ambassadors Senator Skye sent?

Yes. We are Defence --

Thugs: Attack!

*they all run into Tsunekatsu's garage*

Misty: *Force Pushes several thugs into a window.*

*Beheads several thugs.*

*Kicks a thug in the face*

*brings out hidden shotgun*

& *run around screaming*

*Robots enter room*

Quick! *everyone hops in Tsunekatsu's giant limousine*

*Kurain Village: Throne Room*

The Shadow: So Master Morgan and the Defence Attorneys have escaped?

Tsunekatsu: Yes, Shadow.

Koume: We tried to stop them, Shadow.

The Shadow: Tsunekatsu, you are not doing a efficient job. I am sending my apprentice to help you hunt them. Isn't that right?

Yes, master...

TO BE CONTINUED

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, , and all go to Disneyland. As they walk throught the Adventureland area spots the jungle cruse ride.

Mr. Nick! I want to go on that one!
I don't know Pearls, the line looks kind of long.
What do you mean? Its only a five minute wait.
SHUT UP!
Don't listen to him, he's an old fart.

Come on, lets go!

So they wait in line for five minutes and get to the boat quickly.

I really don't want to be here right now.
Shut up, Nick. Noone cares what you think.

looked at the captain.
I've seen that hair before.
Really? Where?

The captain was wearing shorts extremely high. He turns around.

AHOY KIDDIES!!!!!

Hi Captain!
Are you ready for some fun!?
YEAH!



I simply had to do that one.

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